[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"It seems that nothing can be hidden from you." Sakaguchi Ango sighed, put down the glass in his hand, and the bases touched each other, making a crisp sound. "In this year, there have been seventeen disappearances of people with supernatural powers in Japan."

"The supernatural person is missing?" Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Why doesn't the detective agency know about this?"

"The missing superhumans have no relatives or friends. They live alone and never communicate with others. The Ministry of the Interior ordered it to be kept secret. Not only the Armed Detective Agency, but also other superhuman organizations may not know about it now. Supernatural beings are difficult to manage. Can you Imagine how much commotion would be caused if this news was told to the public." Ango Sakaguchi looked solemn, "We have some speculations about this incident, and we originally wanted to seek the assistance of the detective agency after it was confirmed."

"Actually, this kind of disappearance is not the first time." Ango Sakaguchi put his hands on the table and crossed his fingers. "According to our intelligence, there have been at least a hundred such incidents around the world in the past five years. In the end, only The corpses of a few people. What is intriguing is that the death patterns of these corpses are all similar—thrown in abandoned factory buildings or in the wilderness, with traces of torture on their bodies, but the cause of death is suicide.”

Dazai's pupils tightened suddenly, "In this way, the first case of the disappearance of a supernatural person should be MOMO-chan who 'died' five years ago." When he said this, his expression was unusually gloomy.

"That's right, but it doesn't make sense that Banjing Momozuki is still alive." Ango Sakaguchi smiled wryly, "And it's a very coincidental coincidence that she has appeared in all the cities where the abandoned corpses were found in the past five years."

"This doesn't prove anything. MOMO Sauce has been chasing down that international criminal organization for the past few years, and there are well-documented places where she has been. It is likely that someone deliberately wanted to place charges on her."

"Yes, it's very possible." Ango Sakaguchi picked up his tomato juice again, and shook the glass lightly. The red liquid looked like half-coagulated blood under the dim yellow light. "But Dazai, don't you think it's strange? Why would someone deal with Banjing Momozui? If it's because she 'survived' five years ago, there are many doubts about this matter. How did she survive? Obviously the top floor of the unfinished building You... have personally confirmed the corpse, the DNA is correct, and if it was plastic surgery, there are traces to follow, I don't believe you can't even check it out with your eyesight."

"In other words, is the person who died five years ago really Banjing Taoshui? Is the person who appeared in front of you five years later really Banjing Taoshui? Even if it wasn't her who died five years ago, it has passed Five years later, is she still the Banjing Taoshui in your impression?"

Ango Sakaguchi paused, and continued: "I sent an anonymous letter to Banjing to lure her back to Yokohama. There are also two purposes. One is to investigate the case, and the other is to protect her. If she is innocent, the organization that dealt with her behind the scenes in May After failing years ago, he will never let it go. Hanai is safer in Yokohama than abroad."

"What if Momo-chan isn't innocent?" Dazai asked.

"It's not something I can decide on my own, Dazai. Although the number of supernatural beings is small, the matter of supernatural beings is never a trivial matter. Banjing Momozui's name has been remembered since she started investigating OHTE three years ago." On the desks of intelligence agencies of various countries and Interpol." Ango Sakaguchi was a little embarrassed, he took out a piece of printing paper from his briefcase and showed it to Dazai, it was the one that FBI Naomi Misora ​​showed to Hanjing Momozu that said "MOMO, Iameverywhere .” "OHTE has officially changed its name to Mirror Man. Think about it, what is the abbreviation for Mirror-Man, and what is the abbreviation for MOMO?"

"It's all MM." Before Dazai could reply, Ango Sakaguchi said the answer first.He smiled wryly and said: "It's really far-fetched to think like this. She hasn't been arrested now, purely because of insufficient evidence. ICPO (Interpol) also wants to rely on her to find out the real mirror person. Our Supernatural Secret Service Division has also worked hard for a long time. Only then can we get her to return to Yokohama to participate in the 'investigation'."

Dazai was silent for a moment, then asked again: "The last question, did you send the letter during the day today?"

"What letter?" Ango Sakaguchi's eyes behind his glasses were a little dazed, "I haven't sent a letter today." He thought of something, and his face suddenly changed, "Only the Secret Service knows about the anonymous letter, and it is impossible to leak it unless we There are traitors!"

There was still a leisurely smile on the corner of Dazai's lips, but his eyes cooled down inch by inch, sharp and sharp like unsheathed knives. "There are so many doubts. If you don't investigate clearly, but put the burden on a little girl's shoulders, you are really promising."

"If Hanai's innocence can really be proved, I will personally apologize to her, and it's okay to let her beat me up. But Dazai, if Hani is not innocent, she is a participant in the disappearance case, and even... the driving force behind it, you What are you going to do?"

"How to do it... Then there is no other way." Dazai stood up and walked towards the door of the bar, "I can only take her to the end of the world."

Ango Sakaguchi was stunned for a moment, unable to react for a while, "You, you really like—" Dazai had already left LupineBar before he finished speaking.When Ango Sakaguchi chased him out, Dazai Kincho's back gradually disappeared in the smoke that filled the long alley.

"No, it's not that I like it." In the night, the darkness in Dazai's eyes seemed to be impermeable to a ray of light, his voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of waking up the ghosts and monsters sleeping in the dark night, so soft that only he could hear it.

"I'm just very guilty. I've been very guilty for the past five years."

Probably every girl who has a secret love has some unknown melancholy and regret in her heart.

For Banjing Taoshui five years ago, her melancholy was that the person she had a crush on was black and scumbag, and she could never keep up with him; her regret was that she did not say that sentence "until she died" "daisiki".

In fact, she has forgotten a lot of things.

She forgot the love words she had said; she forgot the flowers she sent; Marriage Proposal said, "All living beings are sins, and the world is disqualified. Just from the name of the ability, we should be together, right?"

Dazai remembered everything she had forgotten.

Walking forward with memories alone is actually not a good feeling at all.

Banjing Momosui's "amnesia" is quite nonsensical, and the culprit is Dazai.After Odasaku and Sakaguchi Ango ate Dazai's spiritual chicken hot pot, they have never been sensitive to his cooking.I don't know what was added to the dish, maybe it was a drug newly developed by Hong Kong and Hei, or nothing was added just because Dazai was poisonous.In short, they were full of energy for the past three days, but their memories of the next three days disappeared.

The person who has been helping him test dishes is Banjing Taoshui.

At first, Dazai discovered that his dishes had a miraculous effect on Banjing Momozui.Banjing Momosui is a person full of energy, and when paired with Dazai's various MP-added dishes, it's overkill.

There is a saying that "alcohol strengthens the hero's courage". Although she didn't drink alcohol, she was strengthened by other things. Apart from the over-excited performance during the mission, the girl had been teasing Dazai hard for three whole days.

That's right, it's a hard teasing that makes people laugh and cry.

For example, when the two are on a mission, amidst the hail of bullets, Banjing Momozuki will suddenly turn around and say affectionately to Dazai: "If I don't have a gun in my hand, I can't protect you; if I keep holding the gun, I can't hold you tight." It happened to be snowing all over the sky that day, and the hot blood of the enemy mixed with the snow and turned into bloody water. She would still say to Dazai with a little sadness: "Do you know why the snow water is red? Because it has forgotten its past. color."

The low-level members of Hong Kong gangsters who had to listen to the corner were embarrassed and cancerous. Dazai warned them not to speak out, so a group of people defended Hong Kong gangsters "God follower" is a second house. It's not a secret, she didn't let me know for so many years that she had exposed her plot against Dazai long ago.

At lunch time, she went to a convenience store to buy a pack of marshmallows for Dazai, and she also attached a heart-shaped pink post-it note, which said—"You are the marshmallow in my heart." This is actually nothing, the most important thing is , in addition to marshmallows and sweet post-it notes, she also gave Dazai a handful of flowers, a handful of white chrysanthemums pulled from the flower bed under the Hong Kong and Black Office building.

Hong Kong and black people also have their own personalities. It is not good to plant anything under the building. They insist on planting white chrysanthemums. From now on, members can save a lot of money for funerals.

There are many similar stupid things. At that time, Banjing Momosui was young, she was only a little loli, and no one could teach her what she liked. She only knew how to shave her head and pick a hot head, and she couldn't even flirt.Dazai thought it was too interesting, these three days were extremely exciting, even more exciting than his three years of experience, even the hobby of suicide was temporarily forgotten, and every day he thought about how to coax Banjing Taoshui to eat the dishes he cooked.

Dazai is like teasing a little pet who likes to be stupid. Anyway, after three days, she will forget everything. There is no cooking buff bonus. She is usually too cowardly to tease him, so he doesn't have to take any responsibility.

The memory may be forgotten, but the gradually increasing goodwill will not fade with the loss of the memory.If Dazai had cut it clean from the start, the little girl's admiration would have worn away over time.The point is, not only did Dazai not break it clean, but he pushed behind him, allowing this feeling to grow and grow, and finally he was as slim as a cover.

There are so many women who adore Osamu Dazai, date and flirt as you like, and if you get together, you will get together or leave. This is his view of love. He will not have any guilt for every woman, except Banjing Taoshui.

The root of this evil fate was originally planted by Dazai himself.After finding out that he was out of play, he thought that being cold and avoiding would distance the two of them, but he didn't expect Banjing Momozui to apply to be transferred back from the civil service to the torture unit during the Longtou War in order to get closer to him.

Obviously at that time, she hated her abilities the most; obviously at that time, she already wanted to stay away from blood and violence.

Dazai simply forced her to quit the port mafia.He admits that he is a scum, since Banjing Momosui hates his current job, why insist on staying in Hong Kong and Hei for someone like him, and keep doing things he doesn't like?

She left the Mafia as promised, but something happened within a few days.

Dazai was thinking about the past all the way, those bits and pieces of the past, those truths that he understood through the ambiguity of life and death were as hot as a soldering iron. Death", but it did not end with the passing of Oda Saku.

After all, he still didn't understand how to live and couldn't find the answer, so these questionings were like scars on his body, which could only be covered up with bandages as time passed.

After returning to the dormitory, Dazai could just see the curtained window on the second floor opposite through the glass window.He seems to have just discovered that the two windows are so close, so close that they can share the smell of the same potted flower on the balcony, so close that he can say "Come quickly", and the next second the other party's smiling face will appear in the fragrance of the flower.

After a long time, he took out his mobile phone and pressed a certain number in the contact column.

It didn't take long for the ring to connect, and the girl's sleepy, familiar voice came from the handset of the phone——

"... Dazai?"

Across an alley, the curtains on the opposite side were pulled open, and a yawning girl with messy hair appeared in front of the window.

She was wearing a cherry-colored pajamas with a bright yellow duckling printed on it, and the dumbfounded expression of the duckling looked like her who hadn't woken up.

"I drank too much coffee at night, and I can't sleep at all." Dazai raised the corners of his lips slightly, and his tone was as leisurely and frivolous as ever, "Momo-chan, what do you think I should do?"

And the last sentence, with three points of sigh and seven points of helplessness, is so low that it almost whispers:

"You said, what should I do with you?

The author has something to say: The meme about Dazai’s cooking having a special effect has never been mentioned in the anime or manga, but it has appeared in the official novel.

So there is no conspiracy theory about momo's amnesia, it's just an accident, and it's all Dazai's fault.

You don't have to guess in parallel spaces anymore.

PS. Dazai is really poisonous_(:з)∠)_

PS. The three-dimensional is busy, maybe the comments cannot be replied in time, please forgive me, I will reply one by one when I have time.