[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

In the deep corridor of the detention center, shoes echoed on the marble floor.A few seconds later, the sound of unlocking the lock came again. Naoji Uehara, who had just experienced the baptism of "all beings are sins", curled up into a ball with tears on his face. When he heard the sound, he looked up and saw the person coming, and he almost collapsed: " You, why are you back again?"

"Of course... come back to silence."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a "bang" gunshot, and the bullet passed through Naoji Uehara's head. The boy's eyes were open, and the expression on his face was fixed on the fear of seeing the person coming, but his body fell limply on the hard board bed.Bright red blood trickled from the bullet hole in his forehead, staining the white sheets.

Footsteps came from the marble floor of the corridor again, thumping, thumping, drifting away, and finally returned to silence, as if no one had ever come.

***

After Banjing Taoshui came out of the detention center, she looked devastated.

She was walking on the street, under the neon lights of the city's commercial street, bustling with people coming and going, she stood at the intersection and looked back, suddenly not knowing where to go.

who am I?

Am I a bad person?

I don't even remember what I did.

"I... don't want to go back anymore." Banjing Taoshui murmured, "I don't want to go back to a place full of blood and violence..."

Too bright, too bright, with blinding lights all around.Why do scientists invent electric lights, and why there is light at night.For a person like her who was born in the dark and grew up in the dark, isn't that the only place where she will end up?

Wherever there is a dark corner, let her hide for a while, it will be fine after a while.

The musical fountain in the center of the square suddenly darkened, and Banjing Taoshui staggered to the side of the fountain pool, holding on to the tiles and gasping for breath.

In the moonlight, she saw her face reflected in the fountain.Air bangs, fluffy hair between cherry and light tea, fair cheeks, honey-colored eyes... Is this her face?

Or is it "her"?

Banjing Taoshui suddenly raised the object in his hand, wanting to slam it into the fountain pool, breaking the extremely familiar yet unfamiliar face on the water.

Suddenly, the "thing" she lifted rang.

That's her cell phone.

***

At the same time as the gunfire from the detention center, Dazai's cell phone rang suddenly.

The young man with black hair and fluffy hair was sitting on the window sill of the seaside hotel room, swinging his hanging leg while humming an out-of-tune tune. When he heard the notification sound of his mobile phone, he opened the cover of the mobile phone.

A new message has been sent to the chat room——

[I don't regret accusing my boss in this life]: @罗生门迷哥, senior, is that you?

[I don't regret accusing my boss in this life]: I'm very honored to be in the same chat room as my senior, I think it must be fate!

[I will not regret accusing my boss in this life]: Don't worry, senior, even if it is a chat room, I will keep up with my senior and never let up!

There are melon-eating people everywhere who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement——

[Human love]: Wow, there are still people in the group awake at this late hour.Is this a show of loyalty?

[Human love]: Don't you plan to respond to such a hot 'confession'? @Rashomon fans

Dazai hooked the corners of his lips, as if he had thought of some good idea to deceive people, and after quickly typing a sentence with his fingers, he planned to Ait Hikou Kachiyo.

However, at the critical moment of Aite, a little furry accident occurred around.

Japan is located in the volcanic and seismic belt around the Pacific Ocean. According to statistics, there are thousands of earthquakes every year.The Japanese residents who have long been accustomed to shaking their heads every three days are very calm, including Dazai who swayed with the house.

This is before he sees who he is at.

Because of the sway just now, his finger was off.The list that pops up in the chat group Aite is sorted by the first letter of the screen name. Higuchi Ichiyo’s screen name is [I don’t regret accusing my boss in this life], and the one next to her happens to be...

[Rashomon fans]: The moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the wind, the night sky is beautiful tonight, I miss you again.

【Rashomon fans】: @这生不恨此控curly hair

Dazai: ...Huh?

Higuchi Ichiyo who is far away in Yokohama: ...

[Human love]: Yeah, yeah, so it's a love triangle?

***

Hearing the notification sound of the mobile phone, Banjing Taoshui froze suddenly, as if being pulled back from hell by the sound, she suddenly lost all her strength, sighed dejectedly, and slowly sat down leaning against the fountain pool.

Swiping open the phone screen, she realized that someone in the chat group was Aite her, and she clicked on it——

[Rashomon fans]: The moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the wind, the night sky is beautiful tonight, I miss you again.

【Rashomon fans】: @这生不恨此控curly hair

Banjing Taoshui: "..."

She always felt that the screen name of this "Rashomon fans" was a little familiar. After looking through the chat records that she hadn't paid much attention to before, she finally understood where the familiarity came from.

After being silent for a long time, she returned a private chat with Rashomon fans through the chat group——

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life (private chat)]: I know who you are, do you think you can get me away from your Mr. Dazai by seducing me yourself?Naive, too naive, even more naive than Tianjin sugar-fried chestnuts!If you want me to leave Dazai, at least give me one billion... no, ten billion!

Then she called Dazai.

"I think your little apprentice may have been stimulated by something." Banjing Taoshui stammered: "In order to keep me away from you, he wanted to seduce|seduce me."

Dazai on the other side of the phone seemed to have fallen into silence. After a long time, Banjing Momosui heard the other party asking her in a calm tone: "Oh, have you been tempted?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Banjing Momozuki said firmly, almost raising two fingers to swear to the sky, "I have decided to resolutely follow Mr. Dazai's leadership and fight against all evil forces to the end!"

"Oh, is that so?" Dazai chuckled lightly, sounding a bit teasing: "That's good, I'm afraid that if the other party offers 100 billion, you'll sell me~"

"...Hahahaha how can it be!" After a few seconds of silence, Banjing Momosui laughed dryly.

"Speaking of which, why didn't you sleep so late?" Dazai changed the subject in a timely manner; "Haven't you arrived in Yokohama yet?"

"Ah...well, we've arrived, I just thought about something and couldn't sleep." Banjing Taoshui said in a vague tone.

"What are you thinking, can you tell me?"

"Well... Then I said it, you can't laugh at me." After getting the other party's promise, she took a deep breath and said in a sad tone: "This is a profound philosophical question-who am I? Where am I? What am I? What are you going to do?"

Sure enough, she heard Dazai on the other side of the phone laughing with a "puchi": "Haha... I'm sorry, I couldn't help it."

"Hey, tell me you're kidding me!" She pretended to be dissatisfied, but she laughed at the end.

After laughing enough, she lowered her head, and her voice was weak enough for Dazai to hear clearly: "Dazai, do you think I am too greedy? I am grateful for the supernatural powers I possess, and I can only meet you because of "All are sins"; But more often than not, I hate its existence.Sometimes I also think, without it, would I not have to see those dirty people and know the truth I hate? A bit of self-loathing gradually appeared in her voice: "Without it, can I be more optimistic and cheerful like those lovely girls, and have more hopes for my future?" "

"Do you think so? But my opinion is different from yours~" Dazai, who was sitting by the window, lowered his eyes, and the cigarette case of his former friend in his hand was covered with silver light by the moonlight. "The power of MOMO sauce is not a power to kill people; the "all beings are sins" that urges people to repent at all times and help others to do good is obviously cleaner and purer than any power.It's just because the method used in the past was wrong, but starting today, your 'knife' is only wielding for yourself. "

His voice was lower than usual, but the tail rose slightly, sounding light and serious.

"Actually, I've always felt that the power of MOMO sauce is so gentle."

"Gentle...?" The girl's tone was a little helpless, "Since it is such a gentle ability, why... it always drags me into the mud again and again, and even now I can't see the muddy body. What do you look like?"

"Momo-chan is confused, am I right?" Dazai raised the corners of his lips, and said softly, "But isn't life like this? Painful, confused, at a loss, like a stray dog ​​walking in the gutter, There is a constant battle to find the right way to live."

"Even a muddy dingo has a day when the mud dries up and falls off. So until then, you just have to move forward."

"MOMO sauce, the road named 'Future' is too long, and demons and ghosts run rampant along the way, with endless conspiracies and tricks; there are sometimes flowers on the roadside, and sometimes there are forks; the road ahead is sometimes smooth, and sometimes there are cliffs. You What you see may not be true, and what you hear may not be false, and you have to believe in yourself, and you can only believe in yourself."

"What about Dazai?" Banjing Momosui asked suddenly, "Will you believe me?"

"of course."

The voice of the young man is clear and clear, like the sun shining through the deep valley forest in the morning.

"The only 'Half Well Peach Water' I believe in is you."

"Is that so." Banjing Taoshui lowered her head and laughed softly. "This is good... this is good..."

"That's good," she said twice.

It doesn't matter whether others believe her or not, as long as the person believes her.

"Hey, Dazai." Banjing Momozui frowned, "Don't try those messy boiled pots for me in the future, I have forgotten enough things."

"Oh, I was discovered~" On the other side of the phone, the man smiled and said to her in a comforting tone: "Don't worry, it will never happen again."

Hearing his words, Banjing Momosui stood up.The musical fountain behind it suddenly restarted, with splashes of water and bright lights.When she raised her head again, her honey-colored eyes were astonishingly bright in the night, like a wolf ready to go.

"You are right. What you see is not necessarily true, and what you hear is not necessarily false. It is still too early to draw conclusions now."

"But if one day, you find that I am no longer me, and this change is irreversible—" She paused for a few seconds, and when she spoke again, her tone was a bit emphatic: "Dazai, please kill me."

The author has something to say: the moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the wind, the night sky is beautiful tonight, and I miss you again.

——Osamu Dazai, "No Longer Human"

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Banjing Taoshui: Do you want to seduce me? ! !

Akutagawa: I'm not, I don't!

Banjing Momosui: Higuchi, your senior wants to seduce me!

Higuchi: Hey, Black Lizard, a new assassination target has appeared!

[Human Love]: Hahaha, humans are the most interesting!I love humans!