[Hunter wears back] Xueba, don't run!

"Hey, I got a joke card."

The person who spoke was a member of the chivalrous men's dormitory, and it was said that he was Wang Mengze, the only one who left the singles.

Wang Mengze looked at us and said, "Then number one and number ten."

Xia Ke is number one, and Qiu Yun is number ten.

When Qiu Yun got up, she shook Ma Qiqi's arm nervously, but Qiqi opened it mercilessly, and even waved her hand with a smile.

Tsk tsk tsk, where is Kiki who was gentle, kind, upright and lovely?

"Then what cards are you going to choose?" Zheng Chang said in a rather hostile style: "Here, let the ladies take priority."

"But this baby doesn't want to be the first choice at all..." Qiu Yun turned her back to me. I couldn't understand her expression, but I could figure out her heart. No matter what, it couldn't be fear.

"Baby chooses a question card!"

"Then please draw the cards." Zheng Chang broke up the cards and pushed them in front of Qiu Yun.

"Hmm... May I ask if there has ever been someone who made you crazy in your life... What the hell kind of question is this, there is no next one." After finishing speaking, Qiu Yun threw the cards and came back.

Zheng Chang said with a smile: "The problem cards are all-encompassing, there are super-class ones and ordinary ones, and next is the knight."

"I also choose question cards."

In terms of the probability of being tricked, it is indeed better to choose the problem card than the behavior card, because you can lie, but you have to do the instructions in the behavior card.Xia Ke is a smart person, and at the same time he is also a person who can't be seen by others even if he lies.

"Wait a minute, after thinking about it, I'll choose the behavior card. It's nothing new for everyone to choose the same one, so it's more interesting." He said, and picked a behavior card.

Um? ?Is this still the knight I know?

It seems that my perception of him should be refreshed.

The knight looked at the card for a while, and just when I thought he could not read, Zheng Chang approached and read the content on the card: "A businessman rides a donkey to cross a thousand kilometers of desert, Go to sell 1000 carrots. It is known that a donkey can carry [-] carrots at a time, but it needs to eat one carrot for every kilometer it walks. Ask the merchant how many carrots he can sell at most. Please solve this problem.”

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Everyone burst out laughing, even the knight couldn't laugh or cry, "Shouldn't this be put in the question card?"

The squad leader pondered for a moment and replied: "Solving problems can be regarded as an act."

"Okay, okay," the knight spread his hands helplessly, "If Xiaodi is here, he can sell the three thousand carrots directly, and there will be no such thing as an inefficient donkey."

"Are you kidding me? Who can resist 3000 carrots at once." Fang Qin expressed doubts.

And I, who have watched Hunter, said that Xiaodi is really a must-have for home travel.

The knight turned around and glanced at Fang Qin inadvertently, then smiled lightly, "533.3 root. I have solved the problem, let's continue."

"Is there no correct answer?" Bai Xin asked Zheng Chang.

Zheng Chang spread his hands, "There is no correct answer written on the behavior card."

"Tsk, is this over?"

"Hmmm...Take one mile first and then go back for another mile. The first 1000 is consumed and the journey is 200 miles. Similarly, the second 1000 is consumed and the journey is 333.3 miles. The last 1000 is 466.6 miles, leaving 533.3 roots. There is nothing wrong with that."

Holy crap, Qiu Yun has already taken out a pen and paper to figure it out.

Qiqi scratched her head, leaned down and whispered in my ear: "I just calculated 400, and then I found out that I made a mistake."

I was surprised, Qiqi didn't expect that you were about to step into the ranks of school bullies.

The knight looked at Qiu Yun and said with a smile, "Correct answer."

"I don't really understand the world of Xueba."

"+1."

"+2."

"+3."

"..."

"+10086! Don't add it, let's continue, let's go."

The second round of the game started, and it was me, the nigger, who got the ghost king this time.

"Bomber, you are not bad." Bai Xin patted my shoulder.

I feel like my shoulders are going to go off.

Qiqi is also very incredible: "Lin Lin, you are such a dark person, did you succeed in smuggling once?"

Look, look, what roommates are these!

"You guys are so chilling for me! Do you have roommates like you?" I was angry.

Xu Pengli laughed happily: "Don't tease Lin Lin, Lin Lin is actually very lucky, haha, let her choose the number."

I glanced at her. "I'd be happy if you didn't laugh. Number Two and Number Nine! Get punished!"

The knight looked at me helplessly: "Although I was chosen by you, I am not happy."

Me: "Hehe."

The knight is No. [-], and the No. [-] is Xu Pengli.

Even though the light was dim, I could see that Xu Pengli's face was not very good.

Hey, how good the old saying is, if you do too much unrighteousness, you will die yourself.

Zheng Chang looked at the knight gloatingly, and said with a smile: "As usual, ladies come first."

The knight spread his hands to express his helplessness, Xu Pengli drew the most superficial card under everyone's gaze, "Is there anyone here who you least want to associate with, and if so, please point it out."

This question is a bit embarrassing, and the best answer is naturally no, but under the attention of so many people, you can still answer the question in an orderly manner, which is actually very challenging.If there is really someone present that Xu Pengli doesn't want to associate with, then it must be Qiqi. I can feel it more or less in the open and in the dark, but the Xu Pengli I know has neither the courage to be calm in the eyes of the public nor the tear. Shameless guts.

Sure enough, Xu Pengli finally just answered "No" tremblingly and returned to her seat as if fleeing, not daring to look at Qiqi from the beginning to the end.

Kiki, on the other hand, is much more normal.

In fact, everyone knows it well, but they are too lazy to care about it and don't want to tell the truth, and there is no need to let the boys know about the small conflicts in their dormitory.

After that, the knight chose an action card, and after reading the content on the card, I somehow felt that he was smiling a bit maliciously.

Then I saw him put down the cards and come around the table to me.

Then he knelt down on one knee and held my left hand, and kissed my ring finger.

This amount of time adds up to only a dozen seconds, but to me it seems as long as a century.

He walked towards me, with a smile that made his heart beat faster for no reason, and he knelt on one knee like a knight, and I knew that he was actually a demon at heart.Afterwards, the lips that fell on the ring finger of the left hand felt cool, but brought an extremely hot feeling, spreading from the left hand to the atrium.

It is said that there is a blood vessel connected to the heart on the ring finger of the left hand.

I just feel like my heart is beating so fast that I can't breathe.

The yelling and applause of the crowd made me extremely embarrassed.Fortunately, the light was not turned on, and I thought my face must be hot enough to heat an egg.

Zheng Chang's fake cough saved me.

"Then what, the content of the action card of Renxia is to choose anyone present to kiss hands. What are you talking about!"

The yelling finally stopped, but I still dare not look at the knight's face. What kind of expression does that face have now?Is it the same smile as usual?Or is it a joke with consideration?Or—with a touch of sarcasm?

It's been that way since Comic-Con came back.

There is no way to completely avoid the knights, but to avoid any eye contact and physical contact as much as possible.To be honest, even though it has been a month since the incident, I still can't get out of it, and I occasionally have nightmares in the middle of the night, and the hateful executioner is not a dog captain...

Is a chivalrous man.

This is where it hit me hard.

In the dream, he had the smile of the past, his brows were full of mockery, and he held a long knife in his hand, slashing my heart one knife after another.As far as I can see, there is spreading red, my blood, and his bloodthirsty smile.

There's no way--

It's impossible not to think about these things at all.

"Lin Lin, what's wrong with you?" Bai Xin shook my shoulder lightly, and when I looked back, I found her worried.

I blinked and lowered my eyes, and replied: "Hey, I'm fine, how could something happen to me."

"Really?" Bai Xin glanced at me meaningfully and then turned his head, "The game continues, don't be distracted."

The next round of the game begins, and the king is the squad leader.The squad leader shook the joker card in his hand triumphantly, and called number three and number four.

Number three is me, and number four is Bai Xin.

"Tsk."

Bai Xin seems to be worried about card selection, so let me choose first.

With everyone's lessons learned, I naturally chose the problem card.

"May I ask what color you are wearing now?"

I:……

After I finished reading the question, some people laughed unkindly.I felt the scorching heat that had just subsided on my face come back again.

"Can I not answer?"

Squad leader: "Okay, leave ten yuan."

Xia Ke: "I didn't know that Lin Lin would be so shy about this kind of thing."

"By the way, what the hell is the surprise in your tone! And what kind of thing is this kind of thing that I usually seem to have no limit!?" I was angry.

"There is no lower limit." Qiu Yun's words stabbed hard into my back.

Bai Xin smiled and said, "Then let me break the news, it's blue and white."

"Oh~"

"Fuck you, I'm not that fat!"

"Oh!~"

Bai Xin looked at me in disbelief: "Aren't the cartoons you watch either blue and white or pure white?"

"Oh!!~"

Forget it, I have given up hope of correcting everyone's wrong impression. After putting ten yuan on the table, I floated back to my seat.

Like me, Bai Xin chose the problem card, but without waiting for everyone's reaction, she threw the card away, slammed down ten yuan, and then returned to her seat.

This appearance, is the content on the card very shameful?Still very sad?

Judging by Bai Xin's expression, I think it's the latter.Because Bai Xin has been frowning since he returned to his seat, and his whole body exudes the aura of "no entry for strangers", it seems that the problem on that card has crossed the line.

"Well, student Bai Xin, may I ask what is on your card..." Zheng Chang asked reassuringly, his whole figure was like a lumpy squirrel.

In fact, I don't blame him for being cowardly. It is widely rumored that Bai Xin is a gangster in the society. She is usually unruly, showing such a terrifying expression, not to mention Zheng Chang, even the people in our dormitory are difficult to get close to.

"Huh? Why should I tell you?" Sure enough, Bai Xin was full of gunpowder the moment he opened his mouth. "If you want to know, you can just read the cards yourself."

"Ahaha, that's right..."

Even so, no one dared to flop the cards, and no one said to continue the game.

The atmosphere became a little stiff for a while.

Qiqi tugged at the hem of my clothes, leaned close to my ear and whispered: "Bomber, I want to go to the toilet, so you come with me."

"Oh, I just want to go too. Well, let's go on, guys, let's go to the bathroom first." As soon as the words fell, Qiqi took my hand and left the classroom as if fleeing.

in the hallway—

Qiqi patted her chest, with a look of shock on her face, "Don't you think the situation just now is super scary, Bomber? Oh my god, what did Bai Xin see and feel like he's going to get angry!!"

"Is there? I just feel that Bai Xin is a little gunpowder, and at the same time I feel a sadness."

"Sad? Bomber, you may not be the same Bai Xin I know."

"...Didn't I say you came out to go to the bathroom?"

Qiqi looked at me in horror: "I just ran out with an excuse, such a scene... By the way, do you really think I dragged you out to go to the toilet?"

I nodded, "Yeah."

"You really want to go to the bathroom, don't you?"

Nodding again: "Yes."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Ma Qiqi: "I'm really convinced of the bomber."

Lin Lin: "Who have you convinced, tell me, I'll kill him!"

Ma Qiqi: "You."

Lin Lin: "How can I kill myself, forget it, I have to go to the toilet."

Ma Qiqi: "Get out!!!!!!"

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Well, the question about donkey eating carrots was found on the Internet, and the answer is also hahahaha.

It is estimated that these chapters of philosophy will last for one or two chapters, because it can be regarded as thread embedding.

Well, as long as people are still reading it, I guess I will continue to write. Although I am a little impatient and want to open new pits, but think about my three-year urination in this chapter, I still can’t open it for the time being hahahahaha.