Three thousand congratulations

【prelude】

Sells all-purpose glue that can hold everything together.

Selling sake that can forget all pain.

Sells pillows that can be exchanged for dreams.

Take back unwanted morals, organs and memories.

The leaflets pasted in back streets and alleys were read out.

"if it is possible···"

People who think this way take the first step.

【0】

It was not long before the end of the last rain. On the wet street, people held umbrellas that were still dripping rainwater. The staggered ruts on the ground made it difficult to see the direction of everyone's departure. The river at dusk The house is still so noisy, the tranquility in the air seems to be evaporated together with the moisture.

Holding the leaflets in their hands, the two people who were shuttling between the noisy crowd and the gradually lighting up signs stopped at the same time.

From both ends of the alley, I saw the same dilapidated signboard - "a shop that sells all kinds of weird things".

"The name is so straightforward..."

"It looks suspicious..."

When they saw the person speaking opposite, they almost spoke in unison again.

"Why did I meet you in this kind of place..."

"Are you coming too..."

The two stood facing each other awkwardly.

The store door opened with a creak, and the proprietress, also dressed in shabby clothes, came out to welcome her.

"Ah, ah, a guest is here, and there are still two of you, come in quickly~~"

Honglian thought silently in her heart: The proprietress also looks very suspicious...but what I'm looking for is a suspicious thing...

Yinshi didn't say anything, but just waved the flyer in his hand and said, "Is there really any glue here that can stick even broken morals back?"

"Hey, this kind of thing is not a glass. If it breaks, it will be gone. How can it be picked up piece by piece and stick together!!" Honglian couldn't help complaining.

"Yes, yes, of course~ Brother, you have come to the right place~" The proprietress gave her a wink, but it was a pity that it was like a supercilious look, "Not only can the morals stick back, but even the chastity is fine~"

"Hey, why did you take a look at me at that weird point!!! What's wrong with your suddenly enlightened expression!!!" The proprietress closed the door while Honglian rushed over angrily and complained.

The intermittent "Love Hotel" sign in a second-floor window flickered for a moment, then went dark again.

【1】

"So now that Shinpachi's body is broken, if I don't help, he will disappear forever!"

"Would such a serious accident happen if you didn't smash his glasses with JUMP!"

"Who told him to push the door in while I was shitting without saying a word!"

"Does it matter that you are all men! And why don't you close the door!"

"Yesterday I saw a scary manga about going to the toilet with the door closed. If Sadako from the toilet came out and took my cock away, I would have nowhere to escape! Who knew there was a second issue of Sadako from the toilet in this issue of JUMP! And then Seeing Shinpachi, he opened the door and walked in..."

"It's really enough, can you be a little more useless!! You are not allowed to mention your OO anymore!"

"Are you jealous? Does the proprietress have OO here? Hurry up and get one for this lady, and give her a copy of the Armstrong roundabout Armstrong roundabout package!"

"The lady boss, I'll stick this guy's mouth with ten copies of superglue!"

"Miss Boss, if you have an eye gel that smoothes the wrinkles in the irascible monster's mind, give me one!"

"Stop arguing, two guests! I found something for you from the warehouse and came out!" The proprietress walked through the shelves holding two cans of medicine with difficulty, and when she walked to the lobby, she found two people fighting each other with a pillow. The proprietress I screamed in fright: "Let go!!! That's our treasure!!!"

The two let go of their hands at the same time, and the pillow fell to the ground with a bang and broke into pieces...

Looking at the shattered pillows, the two of them stared blankly at the feathers and cotton, like two statues, but the same thought must have crossed their minds: Can pillows also be broken? !

"Ahhhhhh my baby!!! You died so badly!!! You must be responsible!!!" The proprietress snotted and burst into tears.

"How much is this pillow?" Honglian asked a little guilty.

"Priceless treasure!!" The proprietress raised her head to the sky and screamed.

"Then how do you want us to be responsible...do you want to hold a funeral for it? Although I own a master house, it is the first time to hold a funeral for a pillow, but since I am also responsible, I don't need to charge money, but if you want There is still an additional charge to find a ghost marriage partner for this pillow..."

"Who asked you to give it a funeral!!! I want you to rebuild it."

"Make a new one... using the original materials..." Guren said, frowning as she looked at the feathers all over the place.

"The function of this pillow is to exchange dreams. Two people who touch this pillow together will exchange dreams during this day's sleep, that is, the dreams they dream belong to each other."

"Dream of each other's dreams..." Gintoki and Guren looked at each other, then shivered.

"Actually, the raw material is an ordinary pillow, but after two people touch the pillow at the same time, the magic on it will be transferred to you, only if you sleep together on the same pillow, and the magic will return to the new pillow after exchanging dreams. superior."

"Sleep together with the same pillow..." The two looked at each other again.

"Absolutely not, lady boss, please set a price, how much does it cost to be private?" Honglian took out the checkbook.

"It's so sudden, this kind of thing is annoying~ And it's with this guy who is not gentle at all..." Gintoki said coyly.

Hong Lian looked at the man with the hem of his clothes almost collapsed and said, "What the hell are you blushing!!! Is this the time to blush and be dirty!!!"

"I don't have as much money as this guy. I can't even pay the rent. If I can make it up with my body, I will sacrifice this time, Madam Boss..."

The proprietress kicked away Yin Shi, who was half exposed on her fragrant shoulders, "It's useless to sleep with me, you can only return to the pillow if you sleep with her magic."

"I refuse!" Honglian said angrily, lying on the same bed with this guy Yinshi, so I don't want it.

"Hey, let me tell you that you don't have the spirit of sacrifice at all. I can even be a woman with sagging XX like the proprietress. What are you dissatisfied with? I'm afraid that you will be bad for my sex!"

"Shut up, you XXOO-mouthed man!"

"Who are you talking about sagging!!! It's just that my underwear has been washed in the washing machine and it's deformed!" The proprietress slapped Yin Shi aside.

Gintoki lay on the ground and shouted: "One ear is buzzing!! Hey, hey?! Who is singing? Is it a song from another world?! Why did I suddenly hear..."

Guren looked at Yin Shi who was slapped out with a palm and took a step back vigilantly.

But the proprietress didn't let her go, and pressed her: "Miss, if you still want the can of wine in my hand, you'd better lie obediently with this silver-haired one night, and I will let you go tomorrow morning. "

"No...I refuse..." Guren looked at the jar, then at Ginshi, her head shook like a rattle.

"I told you not to be stubborn," the proprietress lowered her voice suddenly, "You are already addicted to this drug, aren't you?"

"How do you know..." Guren asked, frowning.

"My purchase channel is the same as the channel you got at that time. I am the only one in Edo who can buy this medicine... You have taken this medicine, you should know what it feels like to lose it? Now You can’t buy Wangchuan with this concentration on the black market anymore, and this is my last can, so please think about it carefully…”

"I really just need to lie down for one night, right..." Guren lowered her head and asked in a low voice.

"Yes, yes, please come upstairs~" The proprietress smiled like a professional procuress, and greeted Gintoki who was covering her ears and talking nonsense, and Guren who was dragging him to the second floor.

【3】

"Ah, you are also a woman who would sell her body for money~"

"Shut up, lying on the same bed with a guy like you, I'm only selling my soul."

"Don't be so aggressive, since it's already like this, why don't you do something here?" Yinshi made a provocative gesture.

"Turn your face away, please."

"What, it's really boring... It's been a long night, how about chatting?"

"okay."

"Do you like that pose? #￥?@#? Or..."

Before Yinshi could finish speaking, Guren had already turned over, sat on him and strangled his neck fiercely.

"So you like %# bit..."

Yinshi was pinched and foamed at the mouth and passed out. Looking at the unconscious Yinshi, Honglian blinked and realized belatedly: Wouldn't it be easier to knock him out early in the morning?

She went back to the pillow and lay down, her hands calmly folded on her chest, ready to fall asleep.But what lingers in my mind is the incredible word about exchanging dreams.

The dream alone is incredible. It is said that people have more than 4 dreams a day, but only remember 10% or less of them, so sometimes it creates the illusion that there is no dream at all.

If you exchange dreams, you will see Gintoki's dream, and Gintoki will see your own dream.This guy shouldn't have any crazy dreams, right?She thought about it, the possibility is very high, so it's better to watch a small movie... I hope there won't be any large-scale plots...

Then you have to show your dreams too?It would be nice if you could choose a dream, just pick a dream without any content, but if you think about it carefully, your dreams basically revolve around past events.

It is full of darkness, thorns and memories that you don't want to mention, which can be hidden in the sunlight during the day, and will always gradually emerge after the sun goes down.

So she came here to find a kind of medicinal wine called Wangchuan. It is said that it is brewed from the spring water of the legendary Wangchuan. A sip before going to bed will have a miraculous effect on sleeping. It appeared in the form of sleeping pills, but it is a popular narcotic and hallucinogenic drug. For gladiators with many old wounds, taking Wangchuan in a fixed amount can reduce the suffering a lot, and taking large amounts for a long time will produce resistance to pain Sex, in general, is a kind of drug. Although taking a large amount will temporarily stabilize the injury and cause the illusion of recovery, it has a strong backlash effect on the body.

The author has something to say:

Because the exchange of dreams is a bit long, let’s divide it into three chapters to update... This chapter is to explain the cause of the incident, and the next chapter is the exchange of dreams between two people. Gui and Takasugi will also have their own parts.The next chapter is almost done, and it should be available in a few days.

Then there is something to explain. Although the heroine of this fan is written as Gui, relatives should find that Yinsang plays a very important part, right? And shameless spoiler, the CP of the heroine at the beginning of the next stage is Yinshi ···

Because the author under Chapter 1 has something to say, I wrote this doujin with the intention of writing a strategy article like the Chenguang game book, and the introduction I gave to Sanqian Hege also wrote "Otome to the plot strategy ".Those who have played the love strategy game should know this routine. First, the story line of encountering various male gods is randomly opened, and then through the development of the plot to accumulate favorability, and finally through important events, you can choose to enter the ending with whom.

The male protagonist written in the introduction is a wig, so the emotional line between him and the female protagonist runs through the whole work, that is, the main plot, and the final ending is also the wig ending. The ending of "Three Thousand Songs" is the BE or the two of them. HE.

And the three supporting actors each have their own branch lines, and the heroine will walk (raiders) once.The first line that the heroine takes is the silver hour line.The plot of this work is the heroine's strategy. To put it simply, that's it.

In order to make it easier for everyone to find their male god and grasp the plot in the future, I will write in the summary of each chapter that I am following the line of that person, and the easter eggs are the same. .I still hope that everyone can stick to it no matter whose line it is, because these are the plots that need to be set.

Regarding the two men before the heroine met Gui, their existence is also the need to promote the plot and even the essential characters of the main plot. They also have a deep connection with the wig and Yinshi, and they don’t just appear as memory killers. of.

In the first few stages, it was basically going through various lines. The serialization so far may feel a bit procrastinated. I am also actively changing this situation, but some suspenseful lines and foreshadowing must be buried, and then the last two At this stage, I will close the net and finish the whole story. At that time, I hope to shock everyone~

Another very important point is that another selfishness in writing this article is being abused by the current trend of Gintama comics, so I will complete the final chapter of Gintama in my mind in this fan.