Three thousand congratulations

【1】

"Silver sauce! Are you asleep?"

Kagura knocked on the paper door.

The silver-haired man in the room hurriedly stuffed a bundle of things wrapped in a quilt into the closet.

"What's the matter, Kagura, it's so late..." He pretended to yawn.

"When I was a tuba just now, I found the toilet was blocked..."

"I'll get up tomorrow to fix it, it's too late today..."

"Oh, good night."

"Good night."

There was a moment of silence after the paper door closed.

A certain silver-haired natural curly man was having a strong ideological struggle.

Should we fix the toilet first or...

At this time, a rustling sound from the closet pulled his thoughts from a mosaic toilet back to reality.

【2】

"Oops..." He slapped his head and quickly opened the cupboard door to take out the quilt inside.

"Huh~" The woman wrapped inside was panting heavily, she was only wearing underwear and panties, she got out of the quilt, and as soon as she straightened out, she lowered her voice and said viciously to Yin Shi: "Aren't you Are you saying she stays up late at night!"

"Sorry, I didn't have enough rice today, so I mixed some leftovers from the day before yesterday into the cooked rice... who knew that child had eaten all of it..." He scratched his hair with an innocent look on his face.

"You are called poisoning, do you know that?!"

"That..." Yin Shi picked his nose, "Can we continue?"

"What do you think?"

"Then I won't be polite~" Yinshi couldn't wait to tear off the nightgown that he put on in the panic just now.

"Beautiful thought!" She took a pillow and threw it over, "It made me hide in the closet like a little bastard!"

"Aren't I afraid of affecting the child's growth!"

"You don't even leave me a seam for ventilation! You are murdering, do you know that!"

"This is called suffocation play, it's a foreplay I painstakingly prepared!"

"Oh?" She raised her eyebrows and rushed forward, "I'll show you what suffocation is!"

"Stop it!"

【3】

"Dong dong dong..." There was another knock on the door.

"Yin-chan...I seem to hear Xiaohong's voice..." Kagura opened the door and saw Yinshi lying peacefully under the blanket.

"Silly boy, you must have heard it wrong..." Yin Shi yawned, "Is it a dream?"

"Why do I dream of Little Red Alu?"

"Maybe she has something to do, so she entrusted it to you in a dream..."

"Why can't she call Aru..."

"The phone is in arrears... go back to sleep"

"Okay, Aru..." Kagura staggered towards the room, and suddenly she turned around and asked in confusion, "Silver-chan, why did you cover two quilts?"

"Because it's getting cold..." Gintoki urged, "Go back to sleep..."

Hearing the footsteps of the innocent Yorugi girl closing the door and returning to the room, amidst the sounds of insects gradually getting louder in the April night, Gintoki wiped the sweat from her brow.

【4】

He softly asked the person under the quilt: "Are you all right?"

Unable to hear the other party's answer, he lifted the quilt suspiciously, and found a certain young woman who was full of violence just now was lying face down in the quilt.

"Could it be suffocation?!" Yin Shi was shocked, and quickly turned her over.

"Fortunately, I'm still breathing..." Yinshi watched the opponent's chest rising and falling, and breathed a sigh of relief.

But something was still very wrong, the other party had a resentful expression and tears in the corners of his eyes, as if he had nothing to love.

"Okay, I swear, I will wrap you up in the quilt again..." Gintoki comforted.

"Woooooo..." She could only whine softly, "I'm not alive...".

"It's just being wrapped in a quilt twice, don't worry about it..." Yinshi said in surprise.

"Just now... I met..." She pursed her small mouth, looking like she was about to cry.

"what?"

【5】

"When I was inside the quilt... I touched... I touched my face..." Tears rolled in her eyes, and she looked more delicate than ever.

"What happened?"

"The one in silver time..."

"Eh..." Gintoki was stunned for a moment, when she raised her upper body and talked with Kagura just now, it seemed that she was indeed staying under the quilt with her lower body.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..." She covered her face and wanted to die.

"Stop crying... be good... let Yinsang hug me~" Yinshi hurriedly opened his warm embrace.

"Go away! I'm not clean anymore!"

"Don't be like this~" After judging that the opponent has lost his fighting power, a smile appeared on the corner of Yinshi's mouth.

"Be good~ Let Yinsang soothe your wounded heart~" Although he said doting words on his mouth, his body pressed down very unceremoniously.

A hoarse voice came from the watchman outside the window: "Close the doors and windows! Be careful of the candles!"

"My uncle is just about to start working..." Yinshi muttered in his mouth.

【6】

"Silver time!!!!" Xin Bay pulled open the door of Yin Shi's room.

"What are you doing so early in the morning..." Yin Shi lay on the bed and said weakly.

"Toilet!!! Why does the toilet look like that!!!"

Xinba hummed a ditty in the morning and came to Wanshiwu. He wanted to go to the toilet to start his day's work, but the moment he opened the toilet door, he couldn't eat any more food for the day, and at the same time, he wasted yesterday's dinner.

Seeing the roar of the boy with glasses in front of him, Gintoki turned his head silently and closed his eyes again.

This was not the first reaction this morning.

【7】

"Yinshi!!! Your toilet!!!" The young woman who had climbed down weakly from the bed opened the toilet door, and bounced back with the lightness kung fu that she had practiced for more than [-] years.

"Ah... I didn't fix it last night..." Yin Shi lay on the bed and blinked as if nothing happened.

"I'm going home!" She started looking around for the clothes scattered around the room.

"Hey... so anxious? Isn't it good to lie down together and watch the morning sun? The first ray of sunlight in the morning shines on us, and then we look at each other..." Yin Shi described a poetic feeling.

"After seeing the darkness from another world in your toilet, I don't want to see the morning sunshine anymore..." she replied calmly.

"Er..." Yinshi wanted to sit up and see her off, but because of the excessive exercise before, the waist is now in the restart stage, so he can only lie down and nod his head to watch her leave.

【8】

three days later.

"Hello? Who are you looking for?"

"Ah, it's me~"

"Silver time..."

"That...we haven't been in touch since that night..."

"Really···"

"Hey, what's your attitude! You obviously said that you will contact me soon... My mother said that if you don't contact me for three days after going to bed, you are being played! Don't you mean it? Am I being played?" Yinshi's tone is full of a little woman who has been abandoned from beginning to end.

"What are you thinking... I just..."

"just what"

"When I think of you, you are nothing but a mosaic..." She silently covered her face during the phone call.

"...Hey, don't try to run away, you have to be responsible to me..." Yinshi could only weakly throw out a sentence.

"I should say that..." She was also speechless.

"Then come to Wanshiwu in a few days?"

"I'm sorry, the shadow from the darkness of the other world has not dissipated, I think it's better not to approach there rashly..."

"Then... shall I go to your place?"

"also···"

"tonight?"

"···"

【10】

"Master Honglian! Are you asleep?" Gui saw that the light in her room had not been turned off, so she went upstairs.

"Wait...wait a minute..." she said in a panic.Then she turned her head and said fiercely to the man who was only wearing fat clothes on the bed: "Hurry up and hide!"

"..." Yin Shi was stunned for a moment.

Feng Shui turns around, and it is even more unfortunate that as a woman with a lot of clothes, there is nowhere to hide in the wardrobe of Honglian's house.

So poor Yinshi was stuffed into the gap between the bookshelf and the wall.

【11】

"Master Guren, can I borrow your toilet?"

"Of course~"

"Stop him quickly!!! Something will happen!!!" Yin Shi was caught between the cracks, unable to speak at all, and could only cry out in pain in his heart.

The author has something to say:

In short, there is no integrity... I originally wanted to write more R18, but even the previous pure (yes, pure!) text was blocked, some vocabulary and some extremely clean chapters were locked...so I can only bring a little bit of artistic conception... mainly to be funny...