Three thousand congratulations

【1】

When counting sheep, the limit is about 840, and then you will fall into an endless loop because you forget where to count. Because of poor memory, you will become anxious, feel sorry for yourself, and even cry.

The so-called method of falling asleep through meditation in yoga books has greatly increased the chances of going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.However, when browsing the webpage of "How to fall asleep quickly", I opened the relevant link with "Top Ten Unsolved Murder Cases in the World", so I tried not to go to the toilet as much as possible.

The conclusion I came to was that I could only lie resigned to my fate. Even though I heard the sound of sleepy footsteps fading away, I still had to pretend to lie down, looking forward to the second when I lost consciousness and fell asleep.

This is the third day of insomnia.

On the night when I came back from the blood transfusion, I was afraid to fall asleep with the thought of "fear of waking up and turning into another person".

When it was dawn, he lost consciousness and fell asleep.

Although the fear of the first day was gone on the second day, when the sky was slightly bright, the drowsiness did not even bother me.Looking at the alarm clock next to him, it was already four o'clock.

On the third day, almost with the determination to die, I lay down when I felt a little sleepy.But my painstaking efforts were not understood at all, and after turning over a few times, I actually "became more sober".

I faintly noticed a slight change somewhere in my body, maybe a certain gland was overloaded, or a certain tissue was broken, and then it was like a domino or a butterfly effect. Things like sleep were pulled out of the body in an instant.

Will such a bad situation last until death?

She shuddered at the thought of the countless silent and sleepless nights to come.

If you say you have no expectations for the future, you must be lying. Although you have had that kind of experience, but out of human nature, you always hope to find a partner that you can spend your life with again, even if it is not a good person. Selling stationery and selling takoyaki is fine, but it can't be insomnia!

I don't want to spend my whole life with insomnia!While thinking this way, she spread out the advertising paper she got from the mailbox on the ground, and looked at it seriously.

Maybe there are some folk remedies for insomnia?

Willow disease? pass!

Gynecological diseases? pass?

hair loss?Can't you just wear a wig? pass!

Plastic surgery?I don't need it.

Secondary illness?Hey, can it really be cured?The way to salvation is in it?I am saved!Wait, should we solve the looming insomnia first?Thinking of this, she solemnly put the flyer into her sleeve.

"Um"

This piece of paper looks suspicious

The address is very familiar, it seems to be the shop where I exchanged dreams with Gintoki last time, but the name of the shop has been changed.

It became the "Edo Underground Miracle Doctor Museum".

What was the original name?I haven't slept well for several days, and I can't remember.

A picture of a pill bottle on a flyer caught her attention.

"Isn't this the Wangchuan wine I've ever drunk? Well, the advertisement," she thought while tilting her head.

"Insomnia? Less dreams? Body pain? Come to Wangchuan! Scientific research has proved that people who drink the Wangchuan sold in this store can live until they die!"

Something seems wrong? ?But because I didn't sleep well, I don't know where it is.

But it seems reasonable.

Then go buy some and try it out, whether it is addictive or not.

Can live to die, what a product.

Go buy it, go buy it.

【2】

"Miss," the proprietress said with some embarrassment, "it's not okay to buy so much at once."

"Huh? Why?"

"The Wang Chuan in this shop is too mysterious and high-end, so" the proprietress organized the words, "I was framed by those shogunate scientists and said it was some kind of drug, and I can't sell more than 3 at a time."

"drug-like"

"But the effect is absolutely effective, and long-term use will only cause a little side effects~ such as having nightmares, hallucinations and so on~ Just think of it as having some fun in life~"

""

"Miss, do you suffer from insomnia? Insomnia, right? Look at the dark circles under your eyes, they are almost hanging on your chin. If you don't sleep well, you might die suddenly!"

"To be honest, I am also seriously considering this matter. Every day I look in the mirror and feel that I will die violently at home."

"So hurry up and buy one and go back to drink! It's better to act than to be excited!"

"Can it really cure insomnia?"

Under the sworn promise of the proprietress, "If it doesn't work, come to me, I'll live broadcast in front of you and eat the bench", Honglian paid the money and went home with the bottle of medicinal wine.

【3】

Walking along the winding alley, she held the medicine bottle in one hand and the leaflet in the other, and compared them carefully.

"Not bad, it looks like I'm saved." She muttered happily.

"It's a poor human being to be saved by this kind of three-no product." A somewhat familiar voice came from the wall.

"Who?" When she looked up, she saw a pink hair scurrying down.

"It's you, what do you want to do?" The moment he saw Shenwei, his body immediately took on a defensive posture.Damn it, you have to know that whether it's a serious injury, blood transfusion or the source of insomnia, it's all this guy's beating!The culprit dared to show up!

"Why this expression, I didn't kill you last time, you should be happy to see me, right?" Shenwei was still smiling.

"" Honglian stared at him with unkind eyes, without speaking.

"Are you still refusing to talk to me?" Kamui moved a little closer, but Guren stepped aside consciously.

"It's useless for you to hide from me~ I plan to create the most powerful child with you~"

"What do you mean?" Honglian became vigilant.

"don't know?"

"don't know."

"Give birth, don't you understand?"

"" How should I answer this?Literal meaning, process or central idea?

"Seeing that you're not too young, why don't you know this? It's just a man and a woman stripping naked and then" Shenwei explained bluntly.

"Wait..." He spoke yellow accents in broad daylight, what kind of person, the hearts of young people nowadays are really tsk tsk tsk.

"Ok?"

"I know what it means to have a baby."

"That's good, it seems that I don't need to explain to you~" Kamui cheered up.

"but"

"Huh?" Shenwei blinked his big blue eyes, and looked at her with a pure face.

"Why should I have a baby with you?"

"Because you are a strong woman. Although you are an earthling, it is rare to be so strong, and I am also strong. If we have a child, we must be very strong, right?"

"This is just a theoretical hypothesis, right? You're the one who imagined it yourself, right? You haven't passed any genetic engineering tests. What if you were born with cerebral palsy? Please don't talk to yourself!"

"Both parents are strong, so there is little chance of the child being weak, right? Besides, I have confidence in my genes~ I am a pure-blooded Yetu~"

"Don't you think it's rude to talk about having a baby with a woman who you only met once and was almost killed by yourself?"

"Oh? You think so?"

"Do you think I'm going to be overjoyed? Do you think I'm going to run around yelling 'Great, someone wants to have a baby with me!'? Hey! Don't underestimate people! I But a serious woman!"

"Would a decent woman buy a drug with similar ingredients to a drug from a strange store?"

"This is waiting, how do you guys know? Are you following me?!"

"That store is being targeted by Chunyu, you should know something, right? Most of Edo's alien drugs and drug smuggling transactions are monopolized by Chunyu. If this store affects Chunyu's business, this store have to disappear."

"Eh?! So you're here to silence me?"

"It's just that the superiors are so annoying that they want to investigate. There are no strong people in this kind of strange and dilapidated store. I don't pay attention to it." Don't you know anything about medicine?"

"You look very familiar with it, have you used it before?"

"I'm a pure night rabbit. I'll be fine if I'm hurt or something. Do I need this kind of thing?" Shenwei raised the corner of his mouth and said with a little disdain, "On the contrary, you actually have to rely on this kind of thing." Hallucinogenic drugs that only the weak need, I really don't know what Zun thinks."

"Get out of the way, I want to go home!" Hearing Zun's name, Honglian's face immediately became unnatural.

【4】

"I haven't finished talking to you yet, if you are so careful, I will kill you!"

"Why did you go early!" Honglian pushed and shoved Shenwei who was blocking the road, "suddenly ran out and said something inexplicable, if it weren't for you and me to buy this kind of suspicious medicine like drugs?"

Shenwei stood upright with a smile: "Is your strength only this small? Hey, isn't it too weak?"

Said Kamui stretched out his hand.

"Hey!" Hong Lian was pushed to the ground by him, and looked at him in disbelief, "You are too much!"

Kamui squatted down with a smile and looked at her in front of her, "If you have any objections, kill me~"

Seeing Honglian's gritted teeth expression, he leaned closer like a small animal and sniffed her.

"You have a fragrant smell, although it's not as good as rice."

"Damn it, you actually compare me with Mi Fan. Don't underestimate people, you bastard!" Guren angrily pushed away Kamui who was right in front of her.

"Huh? Still want to resist? You are facing me! Don't you even have this self-knowledge?" Shenwei grabbed her fist with a smile on his face.

"So what if it's you! The little devil in the second year!"

"How dare you call me a brat? I'll kill you!"

"Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, it's not cute at all!"

"I don't need you to think I'm cute or anything else. If you like this kind of troublesome thing, you can just obediently give birth to the strongest child with me."

"How can you agree with this kind of thing! You let go or I will call the police! Do you want to be taken away as a hooligan?!"

"Huh? Hooligan? Come on, I'm a registered murderer with the police~"

"How can anyone say that about themselves!"

"Isn't it possible? The blood of the Yetu tribe is the blood that yearns for killing. Is there anything wrong with saying that they are born killers?"

"Even if you have such a nature, don't you feel forced? It's not something to show off if you can't control yourself and want to kill someone...you...you also feel helpless, right?"

"Hey! Listen carefully, Zun is a different kind, and he is troubled by his nature. Is such a guy worthy of being a night rabbit? But I am different, I am a real night rabbit~ I am very loyal to obey my instincts , Killing is not a forced thing for me, fighting and killing is a happy thing for me!"

"How is it possible... You must be lying. How can something that makes you suffer so much make you so happy..." Honglian murmured.

"I've already said that I'm different from him. I, Yatu Kamui, only have eyes on fighting." Kamui shook her hand, his eyes became sharper for a moment, "I won't be unable to make a move. "

"Anyone can be killed~" Seeing Guren's dazed expression for a moment, he laughed again.

Letting go of Guren, Kamui stood up and waved to her as farewell.

"What the hell is that!" Guren looked at Kamui's back unhappily, "That pink braid"

She looked down at the medicine she was holding in her hand, curled her lips and said, "Let's solve the urgent matter first?"

All of this is just a dream, and when you wake up, it will cease to exist, right?

So

Is it okay to fall asleep and then wake up?

【5】

At the beginning of life, like a small animal in a cage, eating exquisite food, listening to beautiful music, and speaking polite words.

Later, they escaped from the cage, full of confidence and wanted to leave traces of "shining, only belong to each other" in this world, but failed, suddenly lost all light sources, once walked into the darkness and could not turn back.

In that dark underground city, I met the man who said "I like red and beautiful things".

Everything is like a dream, but it is undeniable that among all the dreams, he is the most colorful one.

Bright and heavy.

【6】

He never forces himself to smile, nor does he act indifferent just to show off his strength, let alone say "don't worry".He has never lived with the standpoint of making people feel relaxed. It may be an instinct to make people feel depressed and heavy unconsciously.

He just stands there, maybe not voluntarily, but you can feel that something heavy is tormenting him, and it is this torment that gives him an innate sense of majesty and oppression.

At that time, I held on to my sad past, and with an almost vengeful mentality, I obeyed, overexpressed, and regarded torture myself as a very meaningful thing.

But when asked by that person, "I will make you perfect, try with me", he hesitated.

"Even if I am surrounded by darkness, I will not give in to you and your dark heart. I don't live to be transformed by you, I just don't want to see that person." After the illusion was born, I wanted to resist crazily.

Gradually, I discovered that there may be many people who hate him, and there are many people who want to kill him, but in fact, the person who hates him the most and wants to kill him the most is himself.

It turned out that I was just a sword being sharpened by him. I didn't polish the sword because I thought it had potential, let alone because I cherished the sword. I just thought it was a handy tool.

"If you want to leave quickly, this is probably the right choice", I think so.

"I didn't want to leave because of you," he said.

"It's not because of you that I want to stay." I replied like this.

It is obvious that one is always chasing death, and the other is stubbornly avoiding death.

"You just understand."

Knowing what you think is torture for me, and maybe for you too.

But when they were in the same darkness, for a moment, he actually put his pain before his own pain.Even now that he is far away from that place where the sun cannot be seen, his pain still exists deep in his heart in the form of outlines, and he is aching faintly.

"That person is still in pain", this kind of thought is usually suppressed by reason, only in dreams, it will be boldly intertwined in various grotesque scenes.

Most of the time, he just stood there silently, looking at himself.

The surrounding colors will gradually be peeled off, only he still has fiery red hair, heavy and bright.

The same is true in today's dream.

He has been standing like this, with suppressed unhappiness in his eyes.

meet again.

I can't say that I've always wanted to meet you.

If it's just a dream, it's okay to stop for a while.

Slowly, his face became blurred. What is this change?

Zun actually smiled slowly, and when he looked carefully, he turned into the face of Shenwei.

"I'm very happy~" The tone of a child is like that of a child, and the smile is also like that of a child. He is so cute that he dared to admit it in his dream.

Do things like this, be who you are.

Will you be happy?

But I, who consider myself an adult, don't know either.

I know what constitutes pain, and even now there are ten ways to verify it. What constitutes happiness?

【6】

Thinking like this, I was woken up by the ringing of the phone.

"Hello? Who are you looking for?"

There was no answer on the line, and the call was cut off.

"Wrong number?" She muttered, and then glanced at the alarm clock out of the corner of her eye, "What? It's already two o'clock in the afternoon? I've been asleep for so long?!"

"Finally saved!!!" She raised her head to the sky and screamed excitedly.

【7】

The phone was shot down.

Kamui kicked the phone that fell on the ground with his toe, and pointed at the trembling Celestial Being on the ground with his umbrella.

"I don't care who ordered you to check on that guy."

"That woman, she killed the leader, I want to avenge the leader." The voices of heaven and man trembled, and everyone knew that the leader of the gods would suddenly kill without blinking an eye.

"She's not something you trash can make up your mind about." Shenwei narrowed his eyes, "But since I miss your leader so much"

Walking out of the gate, Afutu stood there with his arms folded.

"What did you do again this time?"

"I helped a subordinate go to meet his beloved leader~"

"I say you." Afu Rabbit opened his mouth.

"Ok?"

"Do you want to keep it for yourself or do you want to?" Seeing Shenwei wipe away the blood splashed on the umbrella with a smile, Afutu swallowed the word "protection".

how can that be possible.

This guy is divine power.

All I can think about is fighting and the power of white rice.

The author has something to say:

Starting from the next chapter, it is probably necessary to sort out the existing relationship lines?There hasn't been a new CP for a long time, so everyone should be waiting anxiously, right?