Three thousand congratulations

【1】

Overnight, the story of "the stationery store owner Sato Routa's rural parents spent half their life savings to buy him a beautiful wife" spread like wildfire in the remote town under the vigorous publicity of the postman.

For Rota, the truth is that when the postman shouted "Your parents wrote you a letter!", it was Hanako who opened the door.The result was such a misunderstanding.By the way, our heroine's current name is Hanako, because for the people of Faru Town, such a beauty is simply the flower of Gaoling.

As for the letter, it was only about the death of the dog in my hometown.

It is unbelievable that such a beautiful woman appeared in the home of the owner of the stationery store, but it can be imagined as such a news that makes the majority of unmarried men see hope in an instant.

After rejecting the fourth bachelor who came to ask "where to buy it", Rota asked Hanako to go to the clothing store next door to stay for a while, and then took a kitchen knife, planning to deal with it when the incident turned into "the old bachelor's stationery store owner mail-ordered a The wife went out before being seized by the authorities and implicated in an online human trafficking organization.

Seeking revenge? ?

Murder? ?

Of course not, he is an ordinary stationery shop owner Routa Sato who is just like rice dumplings.Just because the kitchen knife is blunt, I have to go to the knife shop to sharpen it.

【2】

As soon as I stepped into the item store, I found a strange smell in the store.Lang Tai hurriedly walked around the alley behind the store with a kitchen knife and shouted to the room: "Uncle! Are you in the store?"

"Oh? Is it the boy from the stationery store?" The uncle's voice came from the back door.

"I'll sharpen the knife, when are you free?" Mrs. Lang said pinching her nose.

"Before dinner! There's no way to get out of the toilet now!"

"All right then! I've got the knife on the counter!"

"No problem! By the way, how's your mail-order girlfriend doing?"

"" It seems that the rumors did not tilt in the direction of illegality, but turned into some strange things. Lang Tai didn't intend to explain, and left the knife shop silently.

Walking to the main road, several children on the side of the road saw Mrs. Lang, pointed at him and said loudly: "This is the man who bought his wife from the Internet!"

"My mother said it was really a flower stuck on the rice ball!"

"I want to buy foreign girls in the future!"

There was even a child who bravely stepped forward and asked, "Uncle, can I come to your store to see the beautiful sister?"

What a joke!Of course not!Even though she thought so, Mrs. Lang still perfunctorily said: "Don't talk nonsense, go home quickly!"

Walking home alone, this 25-year-old youth giggled like a 15-year-old teenager.

【3】

Everything is like a dream.

I picked up a beautiful mummy wrapped in a trash can, and after waking up, I was surprisingly easy to get along with, without such settings as "grumpy" and "eccentric".

The only doubt is that I can't remember anything about the past, um, amnesia?As a soap opera lover who has watched the 320-episode series "Baopi and His Friends" by watching TV, Lang Tai's intuition told him that there might be fraud in it, could it be a trap?Coming for the feud of the previous generation?Or that future rulers have sent humanoid robots to change the past?

Although his intuition had already made up a set of "The Terminator of Edo", facing the suffocating eyes of the beautiful woman in front of him, Mrs. Lang still asked cowardly: "If you don't mind, can you stay here for a while?"

"Will it bother you?" The slightly frowning look is also very beautiful, and people can't take their eyes off.

"Of course not." This is the second time in 25 years that I blushed because of talking to a girl. The first time was when I was in elementary school, and the little classmate with a ponytail was arranged to be next to him, Xiao Lang Too, ah no, it was Taro at that time, because he didn’t dare to talk to girls, so he kept looking down at his drawer. It wasn’t until lunch time that he took out the lunch box tremblingly, and whispered to his deskmate Say, "Want to eat together?"

"Thank you." The ponytailed smile made Lang Tai blushed shyly, but after three seconds, his face turned from red to white.

Instead of the freshly made rice balls in the morning, the lunch box contained the leftovers from last night - mixed fish bento and natto.

These two things mixed together gave off a suffocating smell.

Lang Tai knows, that's the smell of a single dog

【4】

After five days of observation, Langta found that Hanako didn't turn into a werewolf on the night of the full moon or start painting her skin in the middle of the night as shown on TV.So I settled down.

Who would have the idea of ​​a stationery store owner!Lang Tai scolded himself like this.

The peaceful life continues, and Hanako has no tendency to recover her memory.And Hanako herself also said: "I feel that this kind of life is very good, I hope it can continue like this forever, if you can't remember the past, just let it go!"

Lang Tai felt that Hanako was a gift from the heavens, and he just wanted to guard Hanako for the rest of his life and live an ordinary life. He had already decided not to buy eel rice, but to save the money to buy new clothes for Hanako.Then the TV remote control is handed over to Hanako, and the soap opera can be watched less.

Future children can be called Xiaolang, Xiaotai, and Xiaotaro in turn.

Langta is particularly satisfied with the name Kotaro. If he named his youngest son Xiaorota, it would sound like a nickname version of his own name, which is not too solemn, but Kotaro would be much better, since he could inherit his father’s name and also Can show their own sense of existence.

Kotaro Sato.hey hey hey~~

Lang Tai smirked.

"Mrs. Lang! Don't be silly! Someone is here! They're pestering Hanako!" Before he knew it, he had arrived near his shop, and the grandmother from the clothing store next door came to the street and yelled at him.

"who is it?"

"What's your name, Kotaro?"

Kotaro? ?The future third son came to see his mother so soon? ?Did Xiao Tai and Xiao Lang come together? ?

etc!Those three sons are not even fertilized eggs now, what are you thinking?And more importantly, this guy with the same name as his future son is pestering Hanako? ?

While running to the store, Mrs. Lang made up three thousand words of new love and old love Shurachang...

【5】

Lang Tai's brain supplement selection:

Kotaro: Hanako!Give me a reason, why leave me so silently!

Hanako: Let go, Kotaro!We're done!

Kotaro: No!I do not believe!We used to be so in love!

Hanako: That's all in the past. Now that I have found my destination, it's time for you to look forward.

Kotaro: Just for such an ordinary man like white rice?You abandoned me?

Hanako: You are not allowed to speak ill of Langta!No matter how ordinary he is in your eyes, in my eyes he is still a shining and lovable existence!

Lang Tai (as the background board): I was moved to tears

That's right!

Hanako!All for Hanako!For Hanako, he can pick up a kitchen knife and kill his love rival!

It was obvious that Mrs. Lang had lost her mind to a certain level. When he arrived at the door of the clothing store, he turned around and went to his kitchen to find equipment such as kitchen knives to improve his attack and defense power.

ps. Do you remember a foreshadowing about the kitchen knife at this time?

So 1 minute later, Gui Xiaotaro saw the ordinary man who came in from the door, holding a cutting board in one hand and a peeling plane in the other, with nail clippers in his pocket.

"You are Master Taro?"

It's not true if Lang Tai nods, and it's not true if he doesn't nod.You can't say "this is a long story" to the other party, right?

Fortunately, Hanako came out to solve this embarrassing situation.

"It's Tai Lang, not Taro!" After speaking, he turned to Tai Lang and said, "Tai Lang, why are you holding these things?"

Well, it successfully made the scene even more embarrassing.

"Didn't you sharpen your kitchen knives this morning? Now, by the way... take these knives and sharpen everything..." Mrs. Lang felt her forehead sweating.

"Chopping board too??"

"It's a bit uneven after using it for a long time, but it can be cut smoothly after grinding..." Oops!At this time, Lang Tai seemed to smell the smell that wafted out of the lunch box when he opened it in elementary school again!No!

"I see! I didn't expect Mrs. Lang to be such a diligent and thrifty man! I admire you!" The long-haired young man actually looked in awe?

"Nope~" Mrs. Lang was a little embarrassed, wait, was she praised by her love rival?

"Wait, are you?" Lang Tai remembered that he had to confirm the identity of the other party.

"Xiagui Kotaro is a former friend of Ms. Hanako. I'm a little worried, so I came to have a look."

"So you're not here to reunite??"

"Miss Hanako and I don't have that kind of relationship." Gui quickly waved his hand, "Miss Hanako's ex-boyfriend is someone else."

Um?And ex-boyfriend? ?It seems that the kitchen knife has to be brought back as soon as possible. If it is blunt, it will be blunt.

"Isn't it a gentleman wearing a blindfold?" The grandmother from the clothing store interjected, "Wearing a yukata and giving people a feeling of middle school."

"Sure enough, that's not an ordinary guest?!" Lang Tai became nervous. He had never seen that man with his own eyes, but only heard it from the old lady.The man came to the door the second day Hanako arrived in Yuancho. At that time, he was buying goods in the store, and Hanako was watching the kimono making process in the grandmother's shop.

It is said that the man wanted to make a kimono, and even asked Hanako to help him measure it.No matter how you look at it, he looks like a suspicious person!What should I do at that time!

"They saw that I had the potential to become a kimono craftsman, so they asked me to make kimonos by name! This is my important customer!" Hanako was a little unhappy.

"That's not the ex-boyfriend!" Gui hurried to the rescue.

A group of people talked nonsense, and Mrs. Lang remembered to invite Gui to her home.By the way, let's have a meal together and discuss the name transfer, ah no, the matter of the ex-boyfriend.

The author has something to say:

It is estimated that everyone can see that what happened on the stage of Faru Town... is a story of detachment~~

But even if you are out of strength, you may sprinkle some sugar to put some poison~