Three thousand congratulations

【1】

Who made me see hell and see heaven, lost paradise and knelt down on one knee and wept at the border of the abyss.

Who has lost the eye that can see the light, leaving only ashes in the places that pass by.

Who has crossed the curtain of darkness, holding a lonely fire and looking forward to the dawn in the cold run.

Who is carrying a heavy cross step by step with bloody footprints, still smiling at me.

Sorry about that.

I don't remember all of them.

Or.

I don't want to remember all of them.

【2】

"By the way, I had a dream yesterday." Hanako said to Rota, who was serving the rice next to her, while heating up the dishes.At this time, Gui was waiting for dinner at the dining table not far from them.

"Dreams?" Mrs. Lang is not very good at this kind of topic, because he rarely dreams, and no one has discussed his dreams with him, "The kind that can be predicted?"

He just watched an episode called "Predictive Dream" when he was watching "Keigo Higashino Film and Television Series No. 20 Eggs" on TV.

"I don't know if it's a prophecy," Hanako smiled lightly, and Lang Tai was dumbfounded again, "I can't tell the difference even if it's a memory."

When the word "memory" was mentioned, the two men pricked up their ears.Of course their ideas are quite different.

"Great! Lord Honglian is finally going to remember the past!" This is Gui.

"The big thing is not good! Hanako is going to leave me!" Lang Tai was like this.

So the two blurted out almost at the same time.

"Let me come down and help you interpret your dreams!"

"I've heard people say that dreams are unlucky!"

Huazi looked back and forth between the two of them in a daze, and burst out laughing: "Why are you so tense!"

Lang Tai found himself holding a rice spoon and made a gesture of pointing a sword at the sky, and Gui found that he was leaning out half of his body like a Sadako who came out of the closet.

The two sat down awkwardly, and Hanako sat down slowly and said, "It seems to be a man with silver hair."

"I know!" Gui became excited.

"You don't know anything!" Mrs. Lang hurried to the rescue.

"Yes" the name was ready to come out from Gui's lips.

"Beef ball!!!" Mrs. Lang hurriedly stuffed a meatball into his mouth.

"It's not beef balls, it's silver time!" Gui said vaguely.

"Yes, yes, it's not beef balls, it's a wig."

"It's not a wig." Gui was about to say his signature line, but suddenly stopped, "Is this beef?"

"Nonsense!" Mrs. Lang took out the outer packaging of the meatballs, and showed the four characters "Pissing Cow Balls" written on it.

"How can a meatball get such an obscene name!" Gui was furious, "It's so unqualified!"

"Pissing is just a metaphor! Why is it so obscene!" Lang Tai was persistent, "And you don't pee?"

"People with lofty ideals never pee, only pee!" Gui shot back solemnly.

"Osmanthus" Hanako saw that the scene was a little out of control, so she called him softly.

"It's not Gui, it's boo boo!" A happy conditioned reflex.

Then half a minute later, Gui and Lang Tai stood at the door of the toilet with small bowls full of various vegetables, eating their meals in silence.

Hanako sat alone at the table and sighed firmly.

Are all men stupid?

She picked up a ball and put it into the bowl, and the moment she poked it in with her chopsticks, she froze.

"Dirty."

She put down her chopsticks and got up to find a towel.

【3】

"Anyway, please reunite in the depths of the sewer." Yinshi said reverently to the toilet.

Two bubbles popping out of the "Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" toilet was an answer to his prayers.

"Why!!!!" The veins on Yinshi's neck burst out, "What is the reason why you don't want to leave!!"

Just as he was frantically pressing the water button, the sound of Shinpachi pinching his nose came from outside.

"Silver Sang!"

"Don't make noise! ​​Dad is very busy now!" Gintoki responded violently.

"Is Yinshi busy?" Gui asked.

"That guy blocked the toilet, saying that one person does the other thing, and he has been tossing until now." Xinba said helplessly.

"Then I will explain and wait patiently here." Gui nodded and said.

Shinpachi glanced at him speechlessly, and handed over two balls of paper. "Use this if you don't mind."

So for the next half hour, Yin Shi and Gui started a long tug-of-war across the toilet door.

The specific competition items are as follows:

Silver Hour VS Toilet

Patience in Gui vs Silver

【4】

"Bastard wig! If you don't shut up, I will" Yin Shi stepped on the toilet with one foot, grabbed the leather prongs with both hands and pulled them out desperately, and at the same time freed up his mouth to gnash his teeth and gnash his teeth for warnings. It is more than enough heart but not enough strength.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Get out! Now is the critical moment!" Yinshi shouted, and then Gui heard a "dong".

"Yinshi?" Gui heard the silence inside for a moment, and turned the doorknob with some worry.

"Farewell" Yin Shi's weak voice stopped abruptly when Gui appeared at the door.

The decadent silver-haired man sitting on the ground, still holding the leather prong, was surrounded by some weird-colored filth, and his hair color seemed to be polluted

"" Gui looked at the scene in front of him, and if he choked his stomach, he would die suddenly.

"I can explain." Yinshi's eyes were pure and sincere like an angel.

"No." Gui took a step back.

"It's just unplugging something that sucks out, that's all."

"Hehe." Guizheng was about to run away, but Yinshi grabbed his foot and fell to the ground.

"Let me go!!!" Gui turned back and yelled at Yinshi, "You stay in this hell by yourself! I have to rush to learn tailoring, don't bother me!"

"Don't even think about leaving! As long as you don't spread the word! I agree to your request!" Yin Shi was almost begging.

【5】

"Yuan Town?" Gintoki stood on the street of Yu Yuan Town holding the map Gui gave, muttering reluctantly, "It sounds like a suspicious place no matter what."

Anyway, let's find some "Sato Stationery Store" first, right?

After detouring for a long time at the fork in the road, Yinshi still gave up the broken map that said "the stationery shop is on the left of the tailor shop, and the tailor shop is on the right side of the stationery shop".

He intends to find someone to ask.

"Excuse me," Yinshi saw an ordinary man who looked like a white rice dumpling. Isn't this a natural passerby? "Sato"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa The man saw him like seeing a ghost.

"Eh? Could it be that it hasn't been washed?? You've obviously changed your clothes?" Yin Shi lowered his head and smelled himself.

The hands of the man with "silver hair" were shaking as much as Parkinson's.

"Hair? Ah! It hasn't been washed yet." Yinshi scratched his head, and then touched a magical thing, so he rubbed it on his body.

When he realized what he had done just now, the man had already jumped 20 meters.

"What a suspicious place." Looks like someone blamed geography entirely for their bad luck.

【6】

After finally finding that unremarkable stationery store, Yin Shi just wanted to step in, but was chased out by Mrs. Lang with a broom.

"Aren't you the passer-by just now?" Yin Shi looked at Lang Tai in surprise, "This store belongs to you after a long time!"

"Get out!" Tai Lang held the broom tightly, mustered up the courage to say loudly, in his ordinary life, he had never had such a high desire to fight.

Seeing the other party's unkind expression, Yinshi hurriedly took a step back and said, "What's the matter with you, please speak up if you have something to say!"

"I have nothing to say to you! You are not welcome here! Leave quickly! Otherwise I will be me" Lang Tai was at a loss for words for a while, he wanted to say something threatening, but he couldn't say anything with a dead word Exit, because he knew that if the other party didn't leave, he would definitely have nothing to do.

"Okay, okay, I'm not coming," Gintoki reassured the other party, "Can you pass me a message to the head office? If I return empty-handed like this, I will be very distressed." The guy with the wig promised to at least meet Guren of.If the lie is found out, then what happened to him in the toilet will be made public.

"I will personally send your photos and reports to the Edo Daily, or call Edo Broadcasting."

Damn wig.

Gintoki doesn't want to walk down the street and be pointed at by people and say, "Look, this is the man who unblocked the toilet and pulled out the dark thing", but if the anchor Yuye came to interview him because of this kind of thing, that's okay hey hey

"Don't pass it on! I won't pass it on to you! Give up!" The other party seemed quite determined.

"Huh?" When Yinshi was surprised, the broom had already hit him.

"Enough is enough!" Yin Shi grabbed the broom a little angrily, and Lang Tai froze on the spot. Although he exerted all his strength, the broom that was caught was still motionless.

Realizing the gap in strength between himself and the opponent, his heart turned cold, but he still bit the bullet and looked at the opponent.

Can't lose, absolutely can't lose.

Because that is something that even death cannot give up.

Sensing the firmness in his eyes that saw death as home, Yinshi sighed, and said in a low voice, "It's up to you whether you tell me or not, I'll just say it once, so listen carefully."