Three thousand congratulations

【4】

While walking on the road in Kabukicho, Guren looked at the nose-picking man beside him with great enthusiasm.

(If you don't have a super handsome face, at least you have a cute personality, right?)

Thinking of the XXOO just now, Guren shook his head vigorously.

(The character is not very good, at least has a sense of responsibility? After all, he is also a boss.)

"Hey! Yinshi, when do you plan to pay back the rent you owed for the past few months!"

"Ah, isn't this Deng-style mother-in-law?"

"And me, curly boy!"

"Shut up, you cat ears!"

"Grandma, look at him like this!"

"I said Yinshi, if you don't register this month... you know the consequences?"

"I know, I will definitely pay. You see, I really don't have much money recently. The poor can't even afford a fat one. You see, my fat one has a hole the size of a fist and is still wearing it!" When talking about silver, he pretended to take off his pants.

"Enough, who wants to see you XX!" Catherine shouted angrily.

"How can you despise my XX, hey, cat ear thief, my XX is sad, apologize to it!"

"Asshole!! There is only one reason why your XX is sad, and it is XX who is a waste material like you!!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!!! If you don't believe me, go to a custom shop in Kabukicho and ask if the XX of Wanshiwu Ayin is very disappointing!!!"

"You people will die if you don't say XXOO for a day!!!" Honglian couldn't listen anymore.

The two people who were arguing stopped and looked at her, "Hey, did you say OO just now?"

Why...why the two people who are obviously having such a vulgar conversation look at themselves with that kind of surprised as if they heard this word for the first time...they are not that pure, right? !You didn't pollute them yourself, did you? !Could it be... Is it really me who is not pure in my heart? !

Looking up, a certain dead fish eye was nodding seriously to him.

Ahhhhh! ! !That was my inner OS just now, right? ! !Why do you act like you heard it and give the answer in a decent way? So why, you wretched natural curly! ! !

(Gintoki: Tell me why this anime is called Gintama, because I am the main character, so I cheat on it, shochu~ I have contracted the inner OS of everyone in this anime!)

"Okay, okay, let's go, Catherine." Deng Shi's mother-in-law looked at Yin Shi with contempt.

"But is what Gintoki said just now true?" Guren asked worriedly after the collapse, "Does the economic situation really matter?"

"It's no problem. It's inevitable that there are holes in the underwear. Only when there are holes can it see the outside world. The underwear that is wrapped in it every day also has a heart that yearns for the blue sky." Gintoki explained solemnly.

"Hey, it would be terrible if it saw the outside world?! Seriously, you didn't intend for it to see the outside world, did you?" Guren couldn't help but complain, "Wait... this expression? ! Did it really see the outside world?!"

"By the way," Yinshi looked at her, and the dead fish showed a hint of pride in his eyes, "that hole is directly in front."

"Did you wink at me just now... You must have blinked... Is this considered sexual harassment? Is this kind of person really a man for walking casually on the street like this?!" Guren pointed at Yin Shi without hesitation Make complaints about it mercilessly.

"By the way...you used to say things like 'I really like basking in the sun with Yin-sang's Pangci'..." Yinshi pointed at her and said solemnly.

"···"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"Girls nowadays are really outrageous. How can they talk about dirty words like fat times all day long!" A man in a monk's costume on the corner of the street said with his arms folded and his head bowed, " Elizabeth, please remember that for those who fight against barbarians, fat times are something that can be completely discarded at critical moments."

Elizabeth held up a sign that read: "So are morals."

【5】

(Really... I have no sense of responsibility, at least some kind of talent, right?)

"Well, may I ask Mr. Sakata..."

"Just call Yinsang."

"So, what are Yinsang's hobbies?"

"Ah, if you want to talk about hobbies, it's just ahead."

"Renting a bookstore? Ah, it turns out Yinsang likes to read books~" Although he looks like this on the outside, he is also a literary young man in his heart~

"Boss, is there no other series?"

"Ah, this one has been borrowed, brother, you have a good eye~"

"Damn it, let's revisit it again." Holding the rented picture album, Yin Shi swaggered and sat down on the chair in the shop.

"Do you have to read this kind of book here..." Guren looked at the "Miss Nurse Cosplay Contest Photo" in Yinshi's hand with a black line on her face.

"Hey, bringing this kind of book home will jeopardize the growth of Shinpachi and Kagura, and they shouldn't be exposed to the world of adults too early..." Gintoki buried his face in the book.

"I said..." Honglian couldn't help but started to attack again, "I'm a woman, right?! Answer me quickly, I'm a woman, right? Damn why would I doubt myself! It doesn't matter in front of me Read this kind of book! Am I not your girlfriend? Is this something you can read in front of your girlfriend?!"

"It's not porn, look, they didn't show anything at all..." Yinshi held up the album in his hand.

"Brother, the money you paid is for one person to read, and this young lady will charge for even just one glance." The boss dissuaded.

"That's it... I'm sorry, I will pay attention next time." Yinshi immediately put away the album.

"Hey, just put it away like this... Do you dare to be more stingy? Also, is there a next time?! Do you think I will let you come to this place again?!"

"I can't come if I don't come, every time I pass by, I feel that the girls in the album are calling me, they are waiting for me to soothe their fragile and empty hearts~"

"I think you are the one who really needs to be comforted! Do you really care about their hearts?! I think what you care about is their 36D!!"

"Nonsense, Miss Junko is an upright F! You are not allowed to slander her like this!"

"Hey, did you just yell at me?! You yelled at me! You actually yelled at me for this kind of thing, you Oupai star!!"

"Nonsense, I obviously came from the death star if I don't eat sugar..."

"Hey, stop arguing, you two! I have a Polaroid, I'll take a picture for you~"

"Then trouble the boss~eggplant~"

"cut."

The sound of the shutter clicked, and many things that were destined to change were frozen in a photo at this moment.

"Miss, you are so pretty, why don't you smile again~"

"Don't shoot me!!" Honglian hurriedly turned her face away.

"Boss, please remember to cut off the Oupe of this lady in the photo, there is no value below F..."

"What are you talking about, bastard! See if I don't send you and your erotic book to hell!!!"

"Hey, all the girls in hell are Fs, right? I think you will only go to heaven in the future, how about calling A's heaven~"

"The bastard old lady is not A!!!"

"Could it be that A has touched it to know!!!"

"Where did you touch just now, bastard!!! Save your life!!!"

"Don't be impulsive, both of you!!! My store is about to be demolished!!!" The crumbs of the books on the bench flew around, and the boss's desperate cry was mixed in the middle.

"Okay, I admit that you are not A, stop messing around!!!"

"It's not nonsense, it's murder!!!"

"The tone just now... Hey, you must have stayed with the wig for a long time!!!" The silver-haired warrior resisted the mad woman with a wooden knife, thinking why this guy is so strong!Is it really human that is so cruel? !

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

A distant street corner.

"Sneeze!" The head of the moderate group of patriots in monk's attire sneezed.

Elizabeth on the side held up a sign: Is it a cold?Wear more clothes and take care of your body.

【6】

After the fight was over, the two walked down the street one after the other, noticing that passers-by were quietly pointing.

"Hey, look at the man and woman over there!"

"Nani? Haha, what a tacit understanding~"

"Yeah, even the bags on the head are for couples~"

After the third couple who came up to ask, "Where did you get the bag you both bought? Is it a customized couple's beating package?" After being beaten away together, Yinshi enthusiastically pointed them in the direction of the bookstore. Finally, he ran back covered in bruises and said dissatisfiedly: "I am also helping the boss to solicit business, you smashed his store, how can I borrow books in the future!"

"First, I was not the only one who smashed his store, you were also the one. Second, he knocked us out with a bench, and this store deserves to close down!" After being smashed, it seemed that the ability of poisonous tongue was replaced by logical thinking.

Yinshi wanted to refute a few words, but was interrupted by the person behind him.

"Hey, isn't this Gintoki!" A man in a lady's kimono with a strange hairstyle called out to Gintoki, and Guren turned around to see that he still had a beard on his face.

"Ah, it's you, we meet again." Yinshi didn't show any surprise at all, he was an old acquaintance.

"I'll help with the shopping in the store. By the way, when will you come to the store to help out? Recently, many customers are too busy~"

"I will come when I need to earn pocket money."

"That's a deal, silver-haired boy, everyone is waiting for you~" After winking, the strange man left with enchanting steps.

"Excuse me, is this..."

"The male publicist of the Kabukicho Shemale Club, speaking of which, you can be regarded as colleagues in the service industry."

"Same..." Honglian was stunned by these two words, feeling like she had been insulted...

It's becoming more and more unbearable...

【7】

In short...

Honglian thought about it carefully.

"That, Silver Time..."

"Huh?" He replied vaguely while keeping his eyes on the silver on the JUMP he just bought.

"I know I might have liked you very much before..."

"Yeah, I have to go to the toilet if I like it... and XX and OO, I saw the fat times of the blue sky and white clouds together, so many good memories," Yinshi said with emotion, "Now there are more I put a couple's bag on my head."

"It doesn't matter if you like it to this extent, even if you like it to the point where you can go to the toilet together... As for the others, it's okay to count him as existence..." He hesitated, but Guren was clamoring for wild thoughts in his heart.

(Break up, no matter how much you liked before, break up for me!!! You must bring it up immediately!)

"Speaking of the toilet, I kind of want to go, do you want to go together?"

"No, no need, just say something..."

"Then you wait outside, it may take a long time. Recently, excretion is always stuck there like a cow with dystocia..." Yinshi walked into the public toilet with a toilet paper, walked a few steps and then returned Turn your head and say: "Do you know where it is?"

"What are the last words just now!!! I heard something in my ears!!!" Guren became manic again and kicked him.

"That's right, it's there, it seems you know it." Gintoki's voice came from being kicked to the toilet.

【8】

"Mom, I don't want to eat this kind of food!" A child on the street was throwing a tantrum at his mother.

"Xiaoyong, don't be self-willed. This is very expensive to buy. If you want to eat something else, can I buy it for you when mom has money?" Put on a flattering smile.

"Mom is a liar. Mom is just a babysitter! That's why I won't become rich!"

"Xiaoyong, how could you..." Mother frowned.

"What are you talking about, this is very expensive, and the mother of the employer's family brought it back secretly! I don't want to eat other people's leftovers! I want to eat Western food!"

"But it costs a lot of money to eat Western food..." The mother's tired face was full of distress.

"Then change to another mother. I'll just go and be a child in the house where you help!" The child turned his small head, completely ignoring the painful expression on his mother's face.

"Xiaoyong, you hurt my mother too much by saying that..."

"It's my mother's fault. Do you know that coming out of someone else's house with dim sum is considered a thief!"

The mother covered her mouth in disbelief when she heard what the son said.

"Mom is a thief!"

Delicate flower-shaped snacks fell to the dusty ground.

The child ran away stubbornly, while the mother sat slumped on the spot motionless.

Seeing this scene at the entrance of the public toilet, Hong Lian felt mixed emotions in her heart.At this time, a silver-haired figure walked towards the mother who was sitting on the ground.

"Silver time..." Honglian was a little surprised, and followed.

Yinshi slowly bent down to pick up the dim sum that fell on the floor, and said with a regretful tone: "It's such a good dim sum, what a pity."

"I'm sorry...it's because I'm useless, the child will blame me." Sad tears were left on the mother's face.

"No, it's not your fault. It can be seen that you have worked very hard. A child who doesn't know how to be considerate of his mother must be taught a lesson!" Honglian frowned and was filled with righteous indignation.

"Please don't say that!" the mother cried, burying her face in her palms.

Guren wanted to say something more, when Gintoki patted her on the shoulder suddenly and said, "Hey, stop talking."

Just as Honglian was about to have a seizure, Yinshi lowered her head and said softly to the mother: "Madam, if you don't worry, how about we help you find that child together?"

"You? Sir, miss really... thank you very much..."

Guren looked at Yinshi with puzzled eyes, but stood there without moving. Yinshi stretched out his hand and led her to start walking in the direction where the child ran away.

"Is this really something we can help with?" Guren asked.

"How will you know if you don't try it? Besides, children at that age will do worse things if they don't guide them well." Yinshi said without turning his head. His hands were warm, strong, and seemed attractive, which made people think. Take him somewhere in the future.

"But it's just us..."

Gintoki stopped, and raised the hand that they held together and waved it in front of her.

"It's just that the words of Sakata Gintoki and Guren may not work, but this," Gintoki still had an unreliable smile on his face, "it can be done."

At that moment, Honglian felt a kind of tenderness that hit her heart directly. Is it an illusion?

In the grove.

"Hey...do you really want to do this?" She still asked a little unsure.

"Of course, let me tell you, wait until it's like this... that... and then..." The man whispered in his ear, accompanied by his warm breath, stroking his ear and the hair beside his ear.She thought to herself: Oops, it's so close.

"When I said silver..." She stretched out her hand and pushed him away a little.

"Nani?" Yinshi looked at her puzzled, "By the way, why are you blushing?"

"It's too hot." She turned her head away.

The leaves were blown by the wind and made a rustling sound, "It's obviously so cool..." Yinshi blinked the dead fish's eyes.

"A girl's heart is always hot." She said solemnly.

"But you are in your 20s, right?" Someone seemed not to understand the truth that a woman's age cannot be guessed at will.

The woods were very still.

After a long time, a certain young woman said, "I'm ready."

【9】

at dusk.

The child was walking in the woods, and his stomach began to growl.

He stopped and looked around. It had been two hours, two full hours, and his mother hadn't come to look for him.

Mom is so annoying!The child thought so.

Maybe, I really said too much, I shouldn't say that my mother has no money... I shouldn't say that my mother is...

But it's all my mother's inability to make a lot of money!The child shook his head, trying to shake off the guilt and regret that were gradually rising in his head.

He was just telling the truth.

But I still said that the mother is... The child's nose was sore.

"Hey, boy, are you Xiaoyong?" A strange man's voice came from behind him.

"Who is it!" The child was startled, and turned his head quickly. A man who looked foolish, with a wooden knife hanging from his waist, a silver curly hair, and a pair of dead fish eyes was standing against a tree. There, beside him stood an unhappy but extremely beautiful black-haired woman.

"Hey, my eyes are only focused on my beautiful sister, she is indeed the child of a thief." The silver-haired warrior shook his head with a look of resentment.

"You... what are you talking about!"

"Am I wrong again? Aren't you the child of a thief?"

"Bastard! Who are you! Why do you say such things!"

"You yelled so loudly on the street just now that the police heard it. Your mother has already been taken to the police station." The black-haired woman's voice was as sweet as her appearance, but her manner of speaking was extremely impatient, as if she was talking to a lot of people. Disgusting dealing with stuff like that.

"How... how..." The child showed a panicked expression, and then shook his head again, "You guys are lying! My mother won't be arrested by the police!"

"Really? I'm still so optimistic. To tell you the truth, your mother is going to be beheaded... Hey, it's no wonder that the servants in that kind of big man's house dare not clean their hands and feet. They said they wanted something good." If you steal it from your son, you steal it. If a big man says a word, an ordinary grassroots person will be killed..."

"What..." The child's legs softened and he knelt down on the ground.

"We are here to take you back under the orders of that lord. Your confession is very important. We want you to testify against your mother for stealing in front of everyone. As long as you tell the truth obediently, maybe the lord will make you feel sorry for you." One life." The silver-haired samurai said lazily with his arms folded, and then threw something wrapped in paper in front of the child.

"This is..." The flower-shaped snack was wrapped in the paper.It was made by famous craftsmen from the most advanced dim sum shop, packed in exquisite boxes and sent to the homes of high-ranking officials, and then secretly brought out by the maids of the officials' homes.

That's right, stealing.

It is to bring the maid's son who has never eaten such a high-end dim sum to taste.

The mother's hands full of calluses from hard work carefully collected the snack, and happily took it out to her son like offering a treasure.

but myself...

Ignoring my mother's kindness and throwing this piece of snack on the road, it was only because of the momentary anger that my request was not met that I said such hurtful words. The hard work of my mother and the unsatisfactory life are not completely invisible, but like that The mother who loves her dearly will be beheaded now because of her own words.

"Hey, kid, this snack is important evidence, don't break it." The woman said coldly.

The child opened his eyes wide as if suddenly realizing, and then stuffed the snack into his mouth in one gulp.

"What are you doing! You can't afford to destroy the evidence, you brat!" The man viciously grabbed the child by the collar.

The child chewed desperately on the snack in his mouth, and tears kept falling. The snack fell to the ground and smelled like soil. On that soil, his mother who was grieving once sat, and the snack in his mouth was no longer from a well-known pastry. The delicacy in the hands of the master is in the mouth, but the taste of mother's disappointment, grief and tears.

"Mom! Mom is not a thief! No!! Mom, I will never be willful again, and I will never talk about you again! Woooooo... Mom, I was wrong"

The silver-haired man let go of his hand, and the child fell to his knees and cried loudly.The man nodded towards the bushes.

【10】

"Xiao Yong?"

"Mom?" The child raised his tearful eyes and looked at the mother who was also walking towards him with tears in front of him, "Is it the ghost of mother?" After speaking, he was hit hard on the head.

"What child, did anyone say that about their mother?" It was that strange silver-haired man.

"Mom, aren't you..."

"My lord has waited for a long time, but I still don't see the two of you coming with you and the evidence, so he said let me go this time."

"really?"

"Don't be too happy, if you say that kind of thing in the future, we will hear it no matter where we are, and we will take you and your mother away, remember, even if we think about it in our hearts, we will hear it ’” the silver-haired man threatened.

"No, I won't say that again, I don't want to think that way again!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomatic."

"Don't cry Xiaoyong, will mom take you to eat western food?"

"No, I don't want to eat Western food, I don't want to eat Western food in my life, I just want my mother!"

"Xiaoyong..." The mother showed a gentle smile, but two lines of tears still couldn't help sliding down her cheeks.

【11】

Guren and Gintoki were on their way home.

"Well, what did you want to tell me just now?" Yin Shi turned his head and asked.

"Huh? That... I just want to say..." The shadow of the samurai was drawn long on the ground in the setting sun, and his silver hair was dyed golden yellow by the afterglow of the setting sun. Makes your heart beat faster.

"Huh?" It was still a dead fish eye.

"Actually, Gintoki, you're not bad..." Guren whispered.

"Why did you say it louder and I didn't hear you clearly?" Yin Shi leaned his head.

Guren blinked, and gently kissed Yinshi's cheek.

"What's the situation, what are you... what are you doing?" Yinshi was taken aback.

"Aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend? Why are you so surprised?" Honglian felt rejected.

"Because... that's because we are Plato!" Gintoki replied after thinking for a long time.

"I followed you into the toilet or was it Plato?! And your XX, the fat times who have sunbathed together!"

"Girls, don't talk about XX and Fatty casually! You went to the toilet with me because I didn't bring paper with me when I went to the toilet, and I asked you to bring me paper. As for Fatty, it can be regarded as bathing in the sun when it is exposed to the outside." Under the blue sky and white clouds..."

"what?!"

"What the hell do you think of me, Sakata Gintoki!!!"

Facing Honglian who was about to go crazy, Yinshi quickly hugged her in his arms, and this guy started to think that his bones had to be scrapped here and now.

"Don't underestimate the toilet paper, even if it's just a piece of paper, it's very important~" Yinshi said softly.

"Hey..." Honglian blushed, this man is really unpredictable, but his embrace is really reassuring.

Yinshi pressed her head to his chest, lowered his head and smelled the fragrance of her hair, came over for a long time and said in a low voice: "Even if it's a mistake, I want to keep making it, but it's time to end it."

"What did you say?" She looked up.

"Oh, there is something else I want to tell you." Yinshi seemed to remember something.

"Ok?"

"I seem to have forgotten to wash my hands after going to the toilet just now..."

"???!!!"

Sure enough, he was still an unreliable man in the end...Guren was thinking angrily while walking.

Gintoki, who was punched flying, landed and looked at the dying sunset with a wry smile.

"Well~ I've suffered so many beatings, just hugging her is worth the fare." Yinshi raised the hand that had stroked her hair just now, and the faint sunlight before night fell on his face through the fingers.

While withdrawing his hand, a gentle expression appeared on his face, and he gently brought his fingertips to the tip of his nose, savoring the fragrance of the woman's beautiful hair.

"Wait." Yin Shi's expression became serious.

"It seems that I really didn't wash my hands just now."

【12】

Birds chirping outside the window.

Guren poked her head out from under the quilt and rubbed her eyes.

(What time is it? I seem to have slept for a long time.)

She sat up, tilted her head and thought for a while.

(Looks like I went to visit Mr. Sakata’s house yesterday, maybe I ate too much snacks and slept for so long.)

(Eh, this is?)

There is a small photo next to the pillow, on the photo is...

(Mr. Sakata? And me?)

In a strange group photo, Gintoki, as always, grinned with a pair of dead fish eyes and compared a pair of scissorhands, while Hongren folded her arms a little arrogantly and turned her head away.

(?)

(When was this photo taken?)

(I have no impression at all.)

Guren shook her head.

(As expected, people are old and their brains are useless.)

【13】

Under the plaque of Wanshiwu Sugar Branch.

The good-for-nothing owner of Master House really looked at JUMP with his feet up.

"Ding dong~" the doorbell rang.

"Here we come!" Gintoki reluctantly looked away from JUMP.

He picked up a small photo at his hand, it was a profile portrait of a woman, the photo was a bit blurry as if the person in the picture was avoiding the camera on purpose, Yin Shi stared at the photo with a smile, and then clipped the photo into the magazine .

"Ding dong..."

"I said I'll come right away, really..."

The owner of Master House closed the magazine and strode towards the door.

The author has something to say:

The small farce of the Silver Timeline is over... Next will be the main plot about Gui, and there will be a Silver Timeline after that~ Then it may not be so easy...