[comprehensive] my family

"The emperor is no good at that."

"The emperor is no good at that."

Although Vulkan didn't say what it was about, but this sentence has been echoing endlessly in the ears of the bustard. Vulkan just said it in a low voice, and no one heard it except the bustard.

The old bustard heard it, and because she was greatly stimulated, she said directly: "What? The emperor is not good enough?"

Because she was greatly stimulated, her voice became even more uncontrollable, and everyone in the room could hear her yelling.

As a result, everyone in the room looked at her in surprise, even Vulkan, who was speaking in a low voice just now, also looked at her in surprise. When Vulkang looked at her like this, he immediately became annoyed:

"What are you surprised here? Didn't you just say that?"

Fu Erkang said with a full face of grievance: "Mom, why would I say such a thing? Everyone in this room has heard what you said. Even if you dislike the amount of money you gave me before, you can't let this matter go away." Push it all on me."

If Vulkang is most satisfied with himself, it is his own face. It is simply a god acting skill. It is really great that he can make any expression, which is more conducive to his own performance.

The old bustard gritted her teeth, waved her sleeves and urged, "Okay, Mr. Fu, you can go now."

Vulkang touched his sleeve and left satisfied: "Okay, Mom, I will come to you again when there is such a good thing in the future."

"Get out!" Although Vulkang is a banner man, he has no future. When the old bustard is angry, he is not afraid of him.

Vulkan rolled his eyes, and when he was going out, when someone asked him a question, he mumbled a few words, and then left.

The old bustard is suffering from a headache. If Qianlong heard what she said before, there must be no good fruit to eat, but the people in the room are either his confidantes, or the red cards in the building.

And because Fulkang said that Qianlong now likes beauties with all kinds of exotic styles, and there are not many beauties in this area in his own building, so there are still people borrowed from other brothels, so no one can move.

Either it was a person who couldn't move by himself, or a person who couldn't move by himself, so the bustard just threatened to tell others not to speak out, and then let everyone leave.

After all, these people are from the brothel, don't care how big the official is, aren't they polite when they come to them?What's more, you will be fascinated by the girls in the building.

So they lack a sense of awe for the people in the court than others.

It didn't take long for the news of Qianlong's disharmony in the sexual affairs to spread in the brothel. In many novels, the protagonist opened a brothel, and then began to collect information from various aspects here. After all, the circulation of various news here is still very fast. of.

It was quick to collect other news from the brothel, but it was also quick to get news from the brothel. Within two or three days, people who often came to the brothel also knew the news, and there were many officials from the imperial court.

At the beginning, everyone listened to it as a joke, but after careful investigation, they discovered that it might not be a joke.

When it turned out to be a joke, it didn't spread widely, but now when it is discovered that it is true, the speed of spread has accelerated.

Many people found that although there are many beauties in the palace, Qianlong only stayed in two places in the past year, and that was with the empress and concubine Xia.

The queen has been with the emperor for more than ten years now, and the children are several years old now, and they have never been favored. In the past, even if the emperor was in the first year of junior high school, the fifteen ancestors stipulated that they should stay with the queen, and sometimes they would not go.

Now, almost every day passes.

There is also Concubine Xia, who turned out to be the daughter of a small gentry in Shandong. I heard that she is as tender as water, but no matter how tender as water, can she be as gentle as a woman in Jiangnan?Can there be a specially bred thin horse with winks?

Maybe it was because of their obedience that the emperor lived with them. As for why the emperor chose two people instead of one, it must be that if it was one person, he would be the only favorite, and someone would definitely start targeting them. The favorite concubine, but the two of them will not be so conspicuous.

The people in the palace didn't find anything at first, but when they realized it, they asked someone to check and found out that the emperor was either going to the empress or concubine Xia, and the two of them completely occupied the emperor now.

Everyone started to feel a little bit aggrieved. In the past, when Concubine Ling was here, there was one more person who was favored. Even so, when she was eating meat, everyone could drink some soup. What about now?Not to mention the soup, even the noodles are gone.

At this time, the two concubines who were good at singing and dancing seemed to have thought of something. The emperor was obviously emotional before, but he left them and left in a blink of an eye. At that time, they were so scared that they thought they had made some mistakes. , panic all day long.

But now I understand that the emperor is suffering from a hidden illness!

The two felt that their chance to perform had come, so they went directly to tell the queen mother about it, but the queen mother didn't believe it at first, and asked the emperor to go to a good-looking, young concubine with winking eyes.

The next day, I quietly called the concubine over to ask, and sure enough, there was no consummation of the house, just chatting under the quilt.

The queen mother squinted her eyes, and called the queen and concubine Xia over to beat them up, telling them not to dominate the emperor. Concubine Xia was fine, after all, she was just a concubine. My concubine is jealous here!

Although Concubine Xia and the Empress have all kinds of golden fingers, it is easy to give birth to a son, but their ideas are still different from other ancients. Talk about feelings with him, and have children with him, so I haven't had children until now.

Hearing the empress dowager beating them like this now, the two of them gave Qianlong a wink, and when Qianlong came over, they both said that they were not feeling well and drove them away.

Qianlong went to other places and found that he had no interest at all. At this time, the Huihe people presented their saintesses. It is said that the body is full of fragrance, and dancing can even attract butterflies. It can be said that it is a spirit bestowed by heaven.

But when I recruited people to take a look, the scent on my body was not natural at all, not as good as the fruity scent on the queen's body, and not as good as the floral scent on Concubine Xia's body.

Moreover, the fragrance of the two of them is usually faint and inaudible, and only when they are in love, it becomes more intense, and it is more elegant than the fragrance that anyone can smell on this saint.

After all, the former is like an iceberg beauty who only smiles at herself, while the latter is also a beauty but smiles at everyone, which is naturally different.

If there was such a woman before, then I must have been moved, but now I have no interest at all, so I just let that saint leave.

The queen mother realized that things were really wrong now. Her son only touched two women, so of course he was not a lover, and the royal family did not allow an emperor who was a lover!

This must be something abnormal on the part of the son, and the imperial doctor was sent directly, and even the ministers talked about it in the court. After all, the emperor's body is also related to the national destiny of the Qing Dynasty.

If it was before, Qianlong would have reprimanded him impatiently, but now he also feels that something is wrong with him.

No matter what kind of woman appeared, he felt that the skin was not as good as that of Queen Concubine Xia and the others, not to mention their body odor, voice, and figure.

Their voices are not loud at all, their skin feels like sand, their waists are thick like barrels, they don't look like women at all.

It seems that the queens are the only women in the world. Thinking about Li Daoshi’s words, Qianlong could only comfort himself slowly. It’s okay. There can only be one evil spirit. nervous.

After calming down his mood a little, he hurried to find Li Daoshi to ask for a solution.

Li Daoshi said calmly: "God's will allows evil spirits to appear, and God's will has a solution! Just like where there are poisonous snakes, there will naturally be detoxifying herbs nearby. You don't have to look for anything, the solution is naturally in the By your side, Your Majesty."

"What does real person mean?"

"Without him, in the past Tang Taizong couldn't sleep because of nightmares and always dreamed of ghosts, but Zhong Kui caught ghosts in his dreams. So His Majesty only needs to find someone with the right horoscope."

When Qianlong heard that the solution was so simple, he hurriedly said: "Then the real person, tell me what kind of person you want. Even if I search all over the world, I will find such a person!"

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just look for it by His Majesty's side."

Daoist Li gave Qianlong a horoscope as he spoke.

Qianlong was still a little uncertain holding the note, how could the matter be resolved so easily?Does not consume any manpower and material resources?This is not the same as before.

Li Daoshi said indifferently: "Your Majesty, the so-called solution to the problem is naturally to solve the biggest trouble at the least cost. Otherwise, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?"

Hearing what he said, Qianlong was in awe, and really thought Li Daoshi was a bit of a fairy.