[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"Jarvis." After several failed attempts to take off, the disheartened Tony sat on the side of the street and called his almighty butler. "check."

"Okay, sir, start scanning." A few seconds later, a three-dimensional image of the armor appeared in front of Tony's eyes, and many key places were dazzling bright red. "There are seventeen damages, including the power system. I'm afraid you have to go back tonight, sir." Jarvis said regretfully.

"Walk back? Walk back from Brooklyn? Don't be kidding, activate the self-driving system and let the family car come out to pick me up." Tony took a long breath, just got up from the pit, and lay down on the side of the road again. "Ahem... That bastard Bai, you're really serious..."

"Yes, it is preliminarily estimated that your body has multiple fractures and a slight concussion. I suggest you go to the hospital directly, or ask a family doctor." Jarvis thoughtfully replaced the three-dimensional map of the armor with Tony's body scan , covered with red warnings like the armor.

"Is that the reason for asking me if I have any potions at home?" Tony's helmet was flipped open, he looked at the window with the curtains drawn, and licked his lips, savoring the soft and sweet taste. "Sure enough, it's hidden, Bai."

"With all due respect, sir, if you change the answer to Miss Ye Bai's question just now, you won't have to be so embarrassed." Jarvis tried to remotely control a car at home, but failed. "Sorry, there is an error with the remote control system and the vehicle cannot be started."

"Jarvis, do you know what I say to women the most?"

"'Baby, you are so beautiful.', 'Baby, you are so charming.', these two sentences are at the top of my statistics, do you want to hear the others?" Jarvis said whether you Whatever you want to ask, I'm omnipotent.

"No wonder I think your calculation speed is getting slower and slower. I think we need to clean up all the useless things. Why do you count such boring things?" Tony was speechless. He never knew that Jarvis was carrying He does this.

"I'm just learning. For me, there are no useless things. It's like I have no feelings as an artificial intelligence, but I know what kind of answer Miss Ye is expecting just now." So Jarvis can't understand why Tony Will make that outrageous answer, it thinks it needs to learn more.

"Except for my mother, I have never told anyone that I like it," Tony looked at the night sky, the gentle moonlight shone on his body, and the metal armor reflected a faint light. "Can I? I can call women who can't remember their names baby, I can make them happy with unrepeated compliments, beautiful dresses, expensive bags, jewelry, cars, money, sex, I can give them what they want everything of."

"But she doesn't like these things." Tony slowly got up and walked forward slowly. When he passed by Ye Bai's window, he looked up for a while before moving on. "Besides these, I don't know what else I have? Can I say I like it? What happens after I say it? Can I always like it? Believe me, Bai is definitely not someone who can't be a lover but can take a step back and be a friend."

At that time, it was probably that we would never communicate with each other, and we couldn't even be friends.The answer she wants is not something that can be said lightly.Before you are 100% sure, you can only be best friends.

Tony stood on the side of the road, a taxi slowly stopped in front of him, and he sat in it wearing armor.

"Hey buddies, you probably won't believe it," a taxi driver beamed to other drivers over a public channel, "I just sent Iron Man home."

"Don't you really want to say it?" In the small garden, Steve and Ye Bai, who were rarely free, sat drinking tea together. The warm sunshine made him feel lazy.Such a leisurely basking in the sun and drinking tea is like two old men and women who are eight or ninety years old.

"Steve, I have read a lot of information about Captain America. It is said that you have never been in a relationship, and you are still..." Ye Bai smiled maliciously at the corner of his mouth, and gave him a look that you understand, looking at Steve, who was in the presence of the old god, was choked, his face was stained with an unnatural blush, and he was a little bit at a loss. "Really?"

Steve, who has never been willing to read the information about himself carefully, coughed louder, and he really didn't know how to answer.He didn't know that even this would be included in those materials!He felt that he should protest, why should such a private matter be publicized? !

"So I don't think it's the right choice to share your feelings with a man who doesn't have any relationship experience." Ye Bai forked a piece of pear and squeaked it, "At least wait until you get a girlfriend before asking. In my opinion, you are more stupid than Tony, at least he knows how to coax girls, how about you?"

"Bai, don't you think... Strange? Our age..." Steve hesitated to speak.

"Age? I'll be 25 forever. Do you have anything to say?" Ye Bai's dangerous gaze made Steve shut up in time. Sure enough, a woman's age is never a good topic.

The two ate snacks in silence for a while, "Will you continue like this?" Steve asked seriously.

"Maybe," Ye Bai refused to give a definite answer, she thought that she would maintain a young and beautiful appearance like her senior sisters, but now she is not sure either. "If there are no accidents, it will."

"Aren't you afraid? Everyone around you is getting old and dying, but you are still young." Rather than asking Ye Bai, it's better to ask yourself.Steve looked up at the sun, narrowing his eyes.

"No." Ye Bai said very simply, "We have many flower growers like me, and all of them are in my teacher's school."

"..." Can you cooperate with the sadness?Steve felt that he didn't really want to be friends with Ye Bai anymore.

The back door was pushed open, and Peter came over with a plate, which contained silver cakes just out of the pan, glutinous rice cakes, and two bowls of brightly colored bayberry soup.

"Are you here so early? Peter. How is your day?" Ye Bai pushed the chair beside him to Peter, and the three of them began to bask in the sun.

"Huh—" Peter breathed out, as if wanting to vent out all the boredom in his heart, and sat down on the side, "It's not very good."

He was haunted by Harry for a day, and his friend tried every means to bring him into Osborne's research room, his fanatical eyes reminded him of the former doctor.

"Really? It seems that Master Osborne has finally changed his target. Congratulations, Peter." Ye Bai patted him on the shoulder gloatingly, "Cheer up, if it's really impossible, give him something between his hair and let him take it. Go research."

"If I could help Harry, of course I'd like to." Harry described his situation in Osborn as a poor little boy surrounded by wolves, "but I can't, it's dangerous."

"Actually, you can honestly talk about your concerns with your friend," said Steve, who finally got the right to speak about his friend. "He will understand."

"I'll try again." Peter didn't have much confidence, and Harry seemed to be a different person in this matter, fanatical and paranoid.

"Bai, do you have any idea about that matter?" Peter changed the subject, "I found that it is much less than yesterday."

"What kind of clue do you need for this kind of thing? If something is missing, the only possibility is that there is a thief. Just catch him." Ye Bai took a sip of rock sugar bayberry, which was sour and sweet, refreshing and delicious.

"What's the matter? Do you want to help?" Steve drank the rock candy bayberry, which tasted very good, but it always felt like the ladies' afternoon tea, and he drank it a little strangely.

"It's nothing, I lost something in the store." Ye Bai yawned, "Everyone is very tired these days, so take a good rest. Let Mr. Thief develop a good habit of visiting every night, and then clean him up."

"Did you call the police? I remember I saw surveillance cameras in the restaurant. Just give the police the surveillance. You should trust the police, they will help you." Steve does not recommend superheroes To rob the police of their jobs, their targets should be super criminals that ordinary people can't deal with.

"Don't worry, I can do it myself. I'm just a little mouse stealing food. The police in New York are already busy enough, so I won't bother them." Ye Bai pulled off the blindfold and closed his eyes.

"It's strange that no one was photographed coming in, but some of the food prepared in advance for the next day's business is much less." Some days it even affected the next day's business, and Mr. Chef was very angry.At night, he changed into Spider-Man's clothes and hung it on the ceiling to monitor. When the door was opened, he was very alert. He knew someone had come in, but he saw nothing, and the food was still lacking.

"It's all your fault that the food is so delicious," Steve still had the nerve to joke, "I'll help too."

"What is this?" The man wearing disposable gloves grabbed a golden pancake from the box, sniffed, and took a quick bite.

The golden and crispy shell exploded in his mouth, salty and spicy, and the rich gravy flowed out from the slits. It was so delicious that he ate one in two bites, and reached into the box to grab another.

If Ye Bai was here, he would be able to recognize this person, the man who commented on every food in her store and tried to teach her how to cook Chinese food that Americans like.After the Chinese restaurant became famous, the number of people who came to eat has increased several times, and he has not had the opportunity to buy for a long time.

If Deadpool could hear his voice and recognize this man, it was the man who entrusted him to grab a dinner.By the way, after he tried his best to get a dinner from Ye Bai, he found that the phone call of the man entrusted to him could not be reached.He could only eat the grilled lamb chops by himself.

"One bite of this kind of thing will raise your blood pressure." The man said in a disgusted tone, but he kept chewing, and after hastily swallowing, he took a big bite of the one in his hand. "Good job, do you want some? Pietro." The man handed over the box generously.

"No, Wanda is still waiting for me."

"Did you steal food for him again?" The Scarlet Witch Wanda sat under the eaves and waited for her brother who didn't come home at night.

"It's just a way to help him," Kuaiyin Pietro smiled and took out another bag from behind, "Don't you like eating too?"

"It's dangerous for you to do this." Wanda took the bag and sat under the eaves with her brother.

"Don't worry, no one can catch me."

The author has something to say: Kuaiyin: No one can catch me.

Ye Bai: O(∩_∩)O~ I think the restaurant can increase its staff