[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"Which type do you like?" Tony seemed unable to understand Ye Bai's aesthetics, even if Ye Bai said he liked Steve or Thor, he wouldn't be so surprised.

At least Steve and Thor, in Tony's perception, can stand at the same height as him, and the young master of the Osborne family is just a child who hasn't grown up yet.Does Bai actually like this type?

"Perhaps, he is quite handsome, and he is very pleasing." Although the recent target has shifted from her to Peter, he never forgets to bring her some small things, which are not very expensive, every time he comes. A wreath, a doll, or something small from Osborn's biological research.Of course, I didn't forget to ask her out without giving up, and I have the essence of being a playboy.

"The kind of kid who hasn't grown up yet? Jarvis, when you make an appointment for Steve, don't forget to make an appointment with an ophthalmologist for Bai." Tony ignored Ye Bai's angry eyes and said to Jarvis seriously. , "Her eyes have had serious problems."

"What's so strange about this is that if I want something sweet today, I ask Yi Sang to stew white fungus with rock sugar for me, and if I want something salty tomorrow, I ask Peng Tang to stew melon ribs for me. This is not a multiple-choice question. I can only like one." Especially when there is enough time to make up the options.

"I have found Dr. Smith's contact information. He is currently the best ophthalmologist in New York. Do you want to make an appointment? Sir." Jarvis said solemnly.

Tony calmly turned off Jarvis' voice function. "So you want to agree to his date?" There was a trace of unnaturalness in the caramel-colored eyes, "You must know that he is the young master of the Osborne family, you are going, and you will be the headline of the gossip magazine tomorrow."

"Really? Then I need to dress up, or should I go buy a new dress?" Ye Bai exaggeratedly held his face, playing the role of a woman in a nympho very well, "A necklace, I don't know what Aussie Will this young master sign the bill for me? It's so tangled, which pose should I use to take pictures?"

"If you want to be on the headlines of the newspaper, you should find me instead of the little boy from the Osborne family." Tony licked his lips, his brain seemed to be stuck, and he couldn't control what came out of his mouth, "Whether it's a skirt or a necklace, While I know you don't want that, I can sign for whatever amount, it's up to you."

"Really?" It would be great if you could sign for me to purchase all kinds of high-tech products of your Stark Group, Ye Bai smiled and thought, money is not a problem, the important thing is not to take your outdated things Go scam the rabbits out of their money, they're jealous of you now.

"But now I seem to like Harry more." Ye Bai walked upstairs, "You should go back to Tony." His Iron Man armor was standing at the window on the second floor.

"It's so indifferent, are you going to drive people away after the matter is over?" Tony came to the second floor and sat on his sofa, which has been his territory for a few days.Thanks to him, Ye Bai was tormented by him and Tom for the past few days and was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

One person and one soul each occupy half of the living room on the second floor, mocking and bickering with each other, just like children in kindergarten.Tony already has the ability to make people angry. Tom, who has always insisted on being able to move his hands but not his mouth, can't move his hands now. He frantically learns knowledge from the Internet and then applies what he has learned.

As long as Ye Bai appeared, he would passively get involved, and the gloomy Barnes would come out from time to time to intervene. They have the ability to drive people crazy.In the end, Ye Bai couldn't take it anymore and sealed Tom back into the book, a thick Xinhua dictionary, the reputation let him learn new knowledge, let him out after memorizing the entire Xinhua dictionary.

Now that Barnes was taken away by Steve, as long as Tony left, the place would be clean again.It's a pity that Tony doesn't look like he intends to leave now.

He took off his shoes, put on his socks and climbed onto the sofa that served as his bed for the past few days, hugged the soft pillow and turned on the TV, just like he was at home, opened the drawer of the cabinet very skillfully, took out the out snacks.

"Whatever you want, don't knock on my door," Ye Bai decided to deal with it coldly, "Remember to close the window for me when you leave." The bored Tony would leave after deciding that no one would play around with him.

Tony pretended not to hear it while eating snacks, until the sound of closing the door sounded in his ears, his tense nerves relaxed, and he leaned back on the sofa, he didn't pay attention to what was on the TV.

These days, he should be considered out of business, whether as the president of Stark Industries or Iron Man.He didn't deal with the company's affairs, and canceled the trip for several days willfully, leaving the mess to Pepo.He also didn't help Steve deal with Hydra, took off his halo, and stayed here like an ordinary person.

Honestly, it feels good.He was very relieved, and he didn't even have nightmares to bother him anymore.

It's also very novel, it has always been the object of women's attention, as long as you hook your fingers, there will be a lot of women coming up. Tony Stark, when his parents were not dead, was a frequent visitor to gossip newspapers, Same now.

In these few days, he knew what it means to be jealous.In Ye Bai's words, it means becoming childish and unreasonable.It turns out that when a man faces a woman he likes, will he become like this?

If you can't understand your own mind at this point, then you can't describe it as dull, but stupid.

He has become cautious in everything he does to her, not even daring to express his simple liking.Afraid that the current balance will be broken, even if there are countless opportunities to confess, he hesitates and misses it.

When something has reached a level of greatness, there is a fear of destroying that state, even in the name of gaining a better future.Because the future is uncertain, but now can be grasped.

He rarely has friends of the opposite sex. He can tell her things that he can’t tell others. He has seen his embarrassed appearance, understands his timidity and fear, listens quietly, reaches out his hand when he needs help, and can stand side by side with him. stand together.He doesn't need to hide from her.

To meet Ye Bai, Tony almost wants to believe in religion.That's why he couldn't make up his mind about confessing his love for a long time, and wanted to maintain the status quo.

But she was not reconciled, after she refused his approach, after seeing someone else around her.

Tony knew that he was very bad, and wanted to monopolize her like a lover, but also wanted the safe name of friend.So it's only natural for Bai to be angry, a selfish man is not attractive.

"Jarvis, what are the chances of success for me to confess my love now?" Tony looked at the closed door.

"According to Ms. Ye's performance, the success rate exceeds 70.00% five." Jarvis replied calmly.

One is an idiot in dealing with emotions, and the other is an artificial intelligence that cannot understand human emotions. After a serious discussion for a while, Tony stood up, took a breath, and walked over to knock on the door.

"Really? Moriarty, I don't know, it's just that he's been messing with a kid in my family recently, God knows Tom is bad enough," he controlled the basilisk and killed his classmates as a teenager, "That's why I came to you , if it can cause a little trouble for this consulting criminal, so that he has no time to clone himself."

Ye Bai, who was about to rest, received a call from Sherlock, who excitedly said that he had captured a corner of Moriarty's criminal network and wanted her to provide more information.

"Consulting detectives and criminals are really the same thing," Ye Bai sighed, "Those who didn't know thought you were named couples." Ye Bai felt that if it wasn't for a brother of the British government who controlled him, he would still have a conscience walking by his side. Watson, Sherlock is very likely to become a criminal with a high IQ like Moriarty.After all, it is easier to create interesting cases yourself than to wait for interesting cases to come to your door.

"This joke is not funny." Sherlock was looking at the chat records Ye Bai sent him. "His criminal network is hidden very deep. If he hadn't been bored to leave clues, no one would have discovered it." In fact, Sherlock understood Morrie very well. Artie's thoughts are as if he has completed a remarkable project by himself. If no one appreciates it, he will be very lonely.

"You know him very well?" So familiar?Ye Bai can easily think of the TV series of The Flower Planter, where one good and one evil cherish each other and so on.

"We've fought several times." Sherlock admitted that Moriarty was the toughest opponent he had ever met.

"You didn't catch him either? It looks like he's a great counseling criminal." Ye Bai considered banning Tom from the Internet. After all, Sherlock is now the Everest of IQ in her heart, someone he can't even deal with, Tom How could this little innocent who just came out of the closed magic world fight?

Promising that if there is any news, he will provide him in time, and after chatting casually, Sherlock urged Ye Bai to borrow books for him from the Hogwarts library, "The books that can be bought in the wizarding world, I have already I got it through other means, but many ancient books about history are said to be only available in the Hogwarts library."

"I'm assuming your brain is fine. I've already graduated and I'm in New York. How can I borrow books for you?" Ye Bai was very helpless, "Isn't consulting a criminal enough for you? Let's talk after you catch him." Ye Bai He quickly hung up the phone without giving him a chance to speak.

Just as he was considering whether to contact Draco and ask him to come over and see if the Cutting Curse could cut a piece of the Rubik's Cube, there was a knock on the door, the door was twisted open, and a head poked out from the crack of the opened door , "Can I come in? Bai." Tony had a charming smile on his face, and blinked at Ye Bai with big eyes.

"No, I remember I told you that the boundary between friends does not include visiting her bedroom at night." Ye Bai casually picked up a pillow at hand and threw it at her.

Tony retracted his head quickly, the pillow hit the door panel, and fell to the ground again with a thud, Tony's head poked in again, "Then it's fine that we don't want to be friends, let's be together, Bai."