[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"I saw Loki." Sure enough, Mr. Eat Melon has already torn up with people who doubt Loki's alien identity in the post. It seems that he wants to do something to Loki to prove his alien identity identity.

"Where is it?!" There was a vague shout, with a sizzling electric current. It should be that Thor heard the news of his brother from another communication channel. "This time I have to teach him a lesson!"

Ye Bai felt that his heart would soften when he saw the pitiful Loki. There were already all kinds of people eating melons in the post. They provided all kinds of strange methods, and suggested that Mr. Melon Eaters try one by one.After one round, when Thor sees his brother, he will probably be a waste of Loki.

Ye Bai casually googled the methods of identifying aliens, water flooding and fire scratching, DNA identification, blood tests, influenced by many alien movies, the identification methods are also different, but unfortunately for cultivators, it is not Nothing.

After all, in the alliance, there are many people who are not afraid of fire, flooding, tickling and laughing, and besides human cultivators, there are other non-human types. Their bodies are also strange, similar to the aliens in the movie. almost.In short, ordinary firm methods are useless to practitioners.

So the suggestion in the post is even more weird

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For example, pouring talisman water, drawing the soul out of the body, mirroring the demon, red lotus fire and so on, Ye Bai is sure that Luo Ji will never last a round.

"Locky took the Rubik's Cube to the flower planter, and he seems to be looking for a way to break the seal."

"Where is he?!" Thor's voice sounded extremely excited, and there was Steve's blocking voice, as if Thor planned to fly to the flower planter immediately.

"Unfortunately, he was caught." Ye Bai smiled gloatingly, did you really think that the flower planter was the place where you could come and go whenever you wanted? "It's become experimental material now."

"Hey, Bai, that guy is still the prince of Asgard." Tony reminded, cutting off the other line of communication in a very timely manner.

Yes, Thor was very angry at Loki's disappearance again, but it was more angry that his disobedient brother was making trouble again.Children do not obey how to do?Just take it home and beat it up.Note that the premise is to pull it home, and of course he will do it himself.It's not certain which way Thor's hammer will swing if someone else messes with Loki.

"Don't worry, I'm sensible." She had already privately chatted with Lei, please wait for me to eat melon first, and told him that this alien has its own owner, just scare him, don't go too far.As for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, there is a master of spells here, who has long recognized Ye Bai's sect's sealing technique, so he didn't move.

So it is not unreasonable to say that Loki is unlucky.

Different sects have different methods of performing the sealing technique, and they also have their own characteristics.People with a little research can tell at a glance which sect a sealing technique belongs to, and it is the default in the cultivation world not to cancel the sealing technique of other sects at will.

Loki, who knew nothing about the florist, was instigated by Tom the Ghost, and casually learned about the approximate location of the florist.Appeared in downtown, used his ability, let the Avengers capture his position, then left the scepter at Hydra's Sterak base, and sneaked back to New York, after the Avengers left , easily obtained the Rubik's Cube of the universe.

Of course, this does not mean that he gave up the scepter, it is a spiritual gem with the ability to deceive people, and it is most suitable for evil gods who like to use words to achieve their goals.He only temporarily put the scepter on Struker, and left a very interesting little gift for the first person who touched him.

Will let him see the abyss he fears most.

It was discovered last time that each of these Avengers has a crack in their hearts, and if they do a little bit, they can get unexpected results.So no matter who is the first to encounter the scepter, he is very happy to give him the ownership of the scepter temporarily.

Then he took the Rubik's Cube to the flower planter.

This is a huge country with a dense population, and it is really difficult to find the people he needs.Hydra, which he is cooperating with, is said to have started to develop decades ago, but when it comes to this country, it is still at a loss, and there is not much reliable information at all.The only thing that can be found is the record that Red Skull, the first leader of Hydra, once went to the flower planter to find the World Tree, but encountered a strong enemy and was expelled.

What Hydra could give Loki was the destination of the Red Skull, the endless mountains, and tried every means to handle the formal entry procedures for him.

This behavior was ridiculed by Loki. No wonder Hydra is now being chased and beaten by the Avengers until it is about to perish.

"Other countries may be able to, but flower growers can't, those magical rabbits," Baron Strucker explained to Loki who put the scepter on the table, and he seemed to want to touch this scepter that contained great energy , "The sense of territory is very strong, as long as there is something wrong, it will be discovered immediately."

"Really?" Loki said casually to Baron Sterak's explanation, "Don't touch it, you know? This is a gift I prepared for the Avengers." As for the florist, it's just a part of the atrium, not worth it. He pays special attention.

Loki was stunned when he got off the plane.

Walking out of the airport with light steps, Loki had a faint smile on his lips, hoping that he could find a way to recover the Rubik's Cube this time, and then his plan to open the black hole to summon the alien army to attack the earth again would be restarted.

The cosmic magic cube with the power of space, the gate built with it must be more stable than the mind stone, and can transport more and more powerful troops.When the time comes, whether it is the Avengers or the woman, he will make them pay the price.

Loki, who was walking out, seemed to have seen the scene of himself occupying the earth and rubbing Thor on the ground, and he was surrounded by seven or eight people in an instant, and more than a dozen hands squeezed into him with signs. In front of him, he was speaking half-baked English, which made him dizzy.

Like Tom said, people in this country are really warm.

For example, outside various large transportation hubs, airports, stations, railway stations and other places, we will warmly provide transportation to foreign guests, and recommend hotels by the way.

Rocky, who went out alone, was a foreigner, had no partner, and couldn't understand the language. He was undoubtedly the best object for them to release their enthusiasm.

A group of people surrounded Rocky tightly. Even if he was tall enough, dozens of outstretched hands made him unable to see clearly. These hands holding various English leaflets kept moving. Stuff him.

No matter what industry you are in, there is competition, and so are the enthusiastic people waiting outside the airport, especially such a big fat sheep.They all want to push others away, so their movements are not so gentle. Some people even want to do it directly.Loki felt that someone was pulling his tie and he didn't know where he was going, and someone behind him was pulling his hem tightly.

Seven or eight voices kept speaking English that he didn't understand, touching his body with one hand after another. No matter which way he wanted to go, he couldn't escape the siege. Huhu, he was about to tear off his disguise and reveal his real face to destroy these hateful people in the atrium. He dared to touch his body!

Fortunately, the rabbit in police uniform appeared in time and rescued Loki who was about to be torn apart.

"I'm sorry dear," the rabbit with a kind smile patted Loki's crumpled clothes, "Everyone is a little too enthusiastic." The rabbit laughed until he couldn't see his eyes, "Don't worry, welcome When you go to the flower planter, if you have any difficulties, you can find the rabbit, or call XXX."

Stupid atrium people, who needs your help? !Loki squinted at the two rabbits who were going to evacuate the enthusiastic crowd.

Hydra provided him with an electronic map, and marked the destination of the Red Skull with a red dot. After Loki, who reluctantly cooperated with Hydra and entered the country in a formal way, entered the flower planter, he directly used his flying ability to go to the location of the red dot. move.

He didn't feel at all that he was being watched.

"Is that him? It doesn't look like our flower grower." The white rabbit looked at the picture sent by the satellite, and after zooming in, Loki in flight appeared on the picture. "It's someone from another country. Continue to monitor. If you're just passing by, don't start a conflict. Let him pass. If there are other actions, report immediately."

The florist was bigger than he had imagined, and Rocky, who had been flying for almost a day, landed in embarrassment, panting heavily while leaning on a towering giant tree, and secretly cursed Hydra for choosing an airport so far away from here.

However, he felt that he was very lucky, and just after landing, he heard the voice of Ren talking.

He leaned against the tree and smiled, his figure slowly blending into the tree.

"Look what I found?!" After 46 years, seven months and nine days after Gua's cat ate his feng shui fish, Tian Lei, please wait for me to eat a melon, and finally reconciled with Gua. He defined it as a trip to commemorate the reunion, and Mr. Eat Melon has been broadcasting live since the beginning of the plan.

Even if you find a butterfly with a slightly different color, you have to take a photo, and Gua is responsible for taking pictures with a blank face than the scissorhands when needed.

"A traveler who is about to die." Mr. Gua happily changed various angles to take pictures of the dying person lying on the ground, and motioned with his eyes for Gua to come over and compare the scissors hands together.

After taking nine consecutive shots, Mr. Melon put away his phone contentedly, and began to look at the dying traveler.

The fallen traveler was of course Loki, and he didn't even change his appearance. Anyway, no one here knew him, and he didn't even need illusion.

Loki's silver tongue is famous throughout Asgard, a story that makes the listener cry and the hearer sad, he comes without even thinking about it.In awkward Chinese, I told this story to two people I met.

In fact, Loki's ability has always been underestimated. He inherited the mother god's magic and is proficient in various mind control. Even his Chinese was learned by invading the thinking of a flower-growing family.A mouth can confuse people's hearts, swordsmanship is also good, and he can call himself a god, but he has to admit that he is stronger than the people on earth in some aspects.

So if he is anal in the front, even if he can't fight, at least he can escape, and the reason why he ended up being tied up like a caterpillar is because he was trapped by Mr. Melon Eater and Melon Eater.

His plan is to make up a story, use the ability of mind control, and ask the two people who listen to his story to help unlock the seal of the Rubik's Cube.Helplessly, he had no idea that the two people in front of him were cultivators who had lived for hundreds of years and had heard and seen all kinds of stories.

Even if he secretly used mind control, it had little effect, and only made Mr. Melon sigh a few more times.

What's more, they had already discovered Loki's identity from the limited section of the cultivator forum.

It's just that he is too flamboyant. When he invaded the earth with alien monsters last time, his appearance was photographed. The rabbit in charge of intelligence quickly recognized his identity after seeing the satellite photos.After capturing him entering the flower planter, he hurriedly posted his photo on the limited forum of the cultivator forum.

Mr. Eat Melon took a photo and uploaded it to the forum, and his identity was quickly discovered.So after the story was told, what awaited him was not the moving tears of the two to undo the seal for him, but the trapped dragon formation laid down by the master of the formation.

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