[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"How is it? Not as comfortable as your private jet?" Ye Bai leaned on Tony's shoulder and yawned. She was so comfortable that she was a little sleepy.

"I must say that you have too many misunderstandings about me. When there is a choice, everyone will choose to enjoy themselves more, but when there is no choice," Tony looked at the thick clouds outside the window, reflecting the dazzling white, inexplicably He thought of almost dying in the sun in Afghanistan, "I am also very adaptable."

"Really? Can you give me an example?" The two leaned close together, held hands, closed their eyes and said something, just like grandpa and grandma in their seventies and eighties.

"Are they all right?" Natasha asked Steve, looking at the magazine, the red dress on it was beautiful.

Steve glanced at her suspiciously. Among the Avengers, only he and Bucky knew about the problem between Ye Bai and Tony. How did Natasha see it.

"Are you doubting women's intuition? Captain." Natasha smiled and blinked, causing the eyes of the strange man next to her to stick to her body.

"I always thought 'women's intuition' was a lie, how on earth did you find out?" Steve asked.

"Obviously isn't it? Tony wasn't in the right mood those days, and he didn't hold onto his phone anymore, and spent more time in his laboratory." Feeling the fiery gaze on her, Natasha twisted She turned her head and smiled politely at the strange man, she was used to this kind of gaze.

"I shouldn't underestimate your powers of observation, so how do you know you'll get an answer if you ask me?"

"As I said, a woman's intuition. It tells me that you, Tony, and Ye Bai have secrets between you. Sometimes, I even feel that you know more about Ye Bai than Tony, your boyfriend. More."

"Well," Steve said resignedly, "women's intuition won." He just happened to know something Tony didn't. "They seem to be fine."

Regarding the exposure of Ye Bai's age, Steve didn't ask about the follow-up development. Many outsiders don't want to ask too much, but Tony doesn't seem to care. If there is a good development, he is of course happy for his two friends.

Among the group of people, only Thor was restless. The suit he was wearing felt like a layer of skin that had sloughed off but was still stuck to his body and could not be peeled off. He was very uncomfortable.

"Can I take Loki away smoothly? Without moving the hammer."

"Don't worry, they are not interested in raising an alien, and they are still waiting for you to give you a five-star praise for your order confirmation and receipt of a certain treasure." In fact, not interested is a lie, but if you say it, Thor may be a hammer Open the door of the plane and fly out.

"So I should cancel this order," Tony said, "Actually, you already know it? Bai, does a country need to care about the money with me?"

"It was you who first let Jarvis control the program so that the order would not be cancelled." This time, another intelligent system, Friday, came out with Tony, with a sweet female voice.Jarvis was left at Avengers Tower to help Dr. Banner monitor their research on Loki's Scepter. "So you deserve it now." Ye Bai gloated a little, "Why did you buy Thor's brother?"

"Uh...that's kind of the money I lent you, right Thor?" Tony asked.

"Count the rental fee of Loki's scepter." Thor also jokingly said after being joked by the two, anyway, for Tony, problems that can be solved with money are not problems. "Don't do weird things to Loki's scepter, or he'll be mad."

"Welcome, welcome! Welcome to our flower planter!" The rabbits who came to pick up the plane at the airport waved small red flags and smiled brightly. "This way, please." While leading the way, he waved his little paw at Ye Bai, it was the team led by the second White Rabbit.

"Wow~~ It's the Avengers! Look! Iron Man and Captain America! I even bought their merchandise!"

"It's not a cosplay, is it? Why did they come to the flower planter?"

"Can I get an autograph?"

The crowd at the airport was a little restless and slowly gathered around Tony and the others.

"Everyone is very famous in our flower planting family," said White Rabbit Two with a drop of cold sweat dripping from his forehead, and there were more and more people.That's why it hates high-profile, like the Avengers Building, is there any bright target!Is it possible to be poisoned after going out for a meal?Foreign villains really only know how to do it, they can't do anything technical!

"Everyone's surroundings are selling very well, hehe."

The surrounding area of ​​your country is simply poisonous!Seeing that the others looked confused, Tony speeded up his pace expressionlessly.

The surroundings of other people's homes are either T-shirts with printed images or miniature models, but you grow florists!wash basin!kettle!When I look up, I can see the balloons in the children's hands.

Captain America Steve's handsome face was printed on a gold-rimmed balloon with a red background. It was round and heart-shaped and oval. His face was distorted due to swelling, and his kind and righteous smile became distorted. The line is tight, and it looks a little scary when you look closely.

Mixed in with a group of cartoon sheep and cartoon bears, what's more, the kid had a bad plastic mask on his face, made in the shape of Iron Man's helmet

This kind of surrounding Tony is rejected!He covered his eyes, refusing to see his big head portrait when he turned his head!

"This is your base?" Tony said with a little distaste. There was a messy old yard with messy people living in it, children lying on the ground playing glass balls, an old man sitting under a tree and fanning himself. It is an ordinary small building, and there is no sense of mystery from the relevant departments at all.

"We need to get close to the masses." White Rabbit Two led the way, "So we temporarily borrowed the neighborhood committee here to use it." He smiled on his face, but said in his heart that it was an idiot who spent money to build a target for people to shoot.

"Don't underestimate the neighborhood committee," Ye Bai said to Tony. She used to live among these ordinary people. "Don't underestimate the ordinary people. They are always the most sensitive when there is trouble around them." For example, the people in a certain district.

"Is Loki here?" Thor was a little skeptical. This quiet, peaceful and down-to-earth style doesn't match Loki's crazy, cool and tyrannical style at all.

"Well, because Bai contacted us in a timely manner, we didn't take people too far. We chose this place nearby. I also want to thank everyone in the neighborhood committee for their cooperation. Don't worry, that gentleman is very popular here Woolen cloth."

popular?Rocky? !Even Bai looked at Bai Tuer Er with disbelief, what a joke!

"What's so strange, after all, this is a world of faces." White Rabbit Two pushed open the door.

Thor is thinking, Thor is thinking seriously, is there something wrong with the way he treated his brother before?Why would he patiently teach English to a group of children with missing teeth in the face of his younger brother who always sneered and said harsh words and would stab a knife if he didn't agree with each other?

Loki seemed to be doing well, his cosplay-like clothes were thrown away somewhere, the hem of his white shirt was neatly tucked into the black suit pants, his hair was tied into a little braid, seeing Thor still He raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.

"I believe it now," Natasha muttered to herself, "This is really a world that depends on faces."

"Your breathing is messed up," Tony said seriously to Ye Bai, "Don't forget that you have a boyfriend, and the boyfriend is standing by your side."

"It's been a long time, Thor." Loki actually greeted Thor with a pleasant face, and put down the book in his hand. There are various colorful patterns on it, and simple English words. This world is too fantasy!

"Uh... are you okay, Loki?" Thor asked tentatively, and glanced at the white rabbit who jumped over to play with the children. They didn't do anything strange to Loki, did they?Just like the medicine provided by Ye Bai controlled the irritable Dr. Banner, Loki will not be obedient after being caught, so the rabbits also used strange medicines on him to make him obedient?

Although this obedient Loki is closer to his younger brother in his memory, if he is controlled by drugs, he will never allow it!

"I'm fine." The smile on Loki's face never faded, his voice was so gentle that Thor thought he was dreaming, "If you can take me away from this damn place," his hand was almost deformed The book reveals that he is not peaceful at all, "That would be even better."

Teaching young children English?kind?That is the result of the choice. If he refuses this, he may have to face a situation dozens of times worse than this.

He thought that a dangerous person like himself, even if he lost his strength, would be closely monitored, just like when he fell into the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D., he would be locked in a cage.

But after these rabbits brought him here from the deep mountains, they did not lock him up, but handed him over to a woman in her 60s, who was said to be the person in charge of their settlement, Aunt Wang, a woman without any superpowers. Middle-aged women.

They are very warm, besides Aunt Wang, there are also various aunts, grandmothers and uncles. They are all neighbors who have lived together all their lives, and they are also the backbone of the neighborhood committee. Rocky received a very warm reception when he arrived.

On the first day, no matter what the middle-aged woman said in his ear, he pretended not to understand and sat alone in the room.He tried to escape the first time he found that no one was guarding him, but failed. He could move freely within a certain range, but he couldn't leave.He guessed that the rabbits were so reassuring because he needed them to recover his powers.

"It must be hard work in a flower planter who can't speak Chinese?" Then this Aunt Wang enthusiastically found a 70-year-old uncle Zhang, who walks tremblingly, talks tremblingly, and will fall if touched.

"Old Zhang retired from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. He can't speak English very well. Let him teach you to speak English, and you will learn it!" Aunt Wang promised, patted her chest.

This old Zhang, who speaks fluent English, with an accent from an unknown place, repeated word by word by his ears all day long.Annoyed, of course he did it directly, even if he lost his strength, it was enough for such an old man who couldn't even walk steadily.

As a result, he was killed.

When that Aunt Wang came back to check the results in the afternoon, Loki was being pushed to the ground by Lao Zhang, and he was teaching love with the crutch in his hand.

"Hehe, I forgot to tell you, Lao Zhang is the Sanda champion in our community for [-] consecutive times. Oh, the clothes are all torn, it's all right, I'll ask Lao Li to mend it for you, she's really good at it."

The super cool armor cloak he brought from Asgard was washed clean when he sent it back. On the green cloak torn by Lao Zhang with bare hands, two cute cloaks were sewn on the hole. rabbit.

"Look, although Lao Li is almost eighty years old, he is still as ingenious as when he was young, and there is no trace of mending at all." Aunt Wang returned the clothes to him with a smile.

God damn ingenious, Loki looked at the two rabbits and fell silent.