[Comprehensive] Son of God, come to the bowl

"Uncles, aunts, and this elder brother, my name is Doma Bui, everyone can call me Xiao Bui!"

TV Tokyo has recently prepared a new variety show "Swap Love": three families exchange their children, and then the program team will follow up and shoot the daily life, without editing, and directly process it and put it on the air.

For the popularity of the show, the production team abandoned the usual practice of inviting girl idols, and instead published information on TV, network and newspapers, willing to recruit amateurs from the public to participate in the show. As long as you send your family information, you can participate if you are officially selected on the platform programme.

The most popular family group will receive a hot spring travel coupon provided by the program group.

The most important thing is, if you are still worried about having a bear child at home, if you are still worrying about being helpless with him, then change another child...

Go bother someone else's parents!

***

Buried Doma, 16 years old, formerly a first-year high school girl in Hachioji City, Tokyo.

The official evaluation is "beautiful appearance, both civil and military, a perfect high school girl who anyone would envy".

Beautiful appearance, not only, both civil and military, unknown, the perfect female high school student that anyone would envy... Let's just wait and see.

Yukimura Seiichi sighed and closed the manual: "Mom, is that why you signed up?"

Yukimura's mother wiped away the non-existent tears with her hands: "I always wanted to raise a well-behaved daughter, but when it turned out to be you... just forget it."

Ignoring the "forget it", Yukimura Seiichi said that he would not accept being fooled, without saying a word, just sat and waited for her explanation with a smile.

Seeing her son's reluctance to let it go, she could only continue to play the emotional card: "When I was old, I finally got Xiaoyin again, but she was so naughty at a young age, she was not obedient at all, I just want to You just want a lovely daughter, Jingshi, do you want to see your mother's dream shattered?"

"This one……"

There are signs of looseness, which is a good sign, Yukimura's mother continued to speak with a worried face: "Xiaoyin is usually spoiled by you, this time I will play it back at Sanada's house, and according to their family style, they will definitely be able to cultivate a cute and cute little girl , and Genichiro, why don't you worry about it, if he meddles too much..."

She smiled: "You can communicate with him on the court."

So who is Xiaoyin so naughty?Yukimura Seichi smiled a little stiffly: "But Sanada is a kendo family after all, I'm worried that Xiaoyin will not adapt to the Sanada family's way of life."

After all, a little girl who is only seven years old, although usually a little skinny, has never been away from her parents for such a long time like this time, besides, Sanada's family is a big boss, except for Sanada's mother, even creatures with the attribute of "female" Without the second, can such a terrible place not be worrying?

"Don't worry, Yin can bully Sasuke like that at Sanada's house, what's wrong with you?"

Yukimura's mother said earnestly: "You are too young, look at this little girl, look, she looks like a logo, she looks like the kind of sensible, cute and obedient girl... Hey, don't be so Look at me, I'm not just here to satisfy my own selfish desires."

She spread the brochure on the table: "Jingshi, have you ever heard of a competition mechanism?"

"……No."

Yukimura's mother showed the iconic smile of the Yukimura family: "If there is only one dog in a family, then it may be disobedient. If there are two, then in order to better get the master's favor, you say, it Isn't it bound to become a little cuter?"

"..."

"Jingshi, don't you want a cute, well-behaved sister who clings to you sweetly and calls 'Oni-chan' every day?"

Xiaoyin will always just call—"Jingshi beauty, I want to eat potato chips" and so on.

Oni sauce...doesn't exist.

Seeing him moved, Yukimura's mother smiled slightly: "Seiichi, don't forget that the beautiful girls you posted on tennis balls were all provided by Xiaoyin."

The smile at the corner of his mouth froze, thinking of the turmoil that day, the tennis ball with the words "Destroy you on behalf of the moon" was caught by Kirihara, and then the kelp head, as always, naturally twitched with laughter, and passed it to the jackal Kuwahara without any intention , then Yagyu Hiroshi, and finally Liu Lianer silently took out the notebook.

"I didn't expect the minister to like girls' things, good data."

Sanada didn't stop him, because he had already suppressed his laughter beyond restraint.

I don't bother to care about him, anyway, after u17, his all-time iron-faced emperor character set has long since collapsed and disappeared without a trace.

I don't know how this incident spread to the tennis club, but now I search for Li Haidai and Yukimura Seichi on the forum, and "beautiful girl control" will automatically pop up in the search box.

Ha ha.

He smiled: "Xiaoyin has indeed reached the age to be disciplined. I will communicate with Xianichiro about this."

"By the way," Seiichi Yukimura stood up, suddenly a little uncertain: "Mom, you, don't you think I'm a dog too?"

Yukimura's mother covered her mouth with a handkerchief, and smiled as dignifiedly as Yamato Nadeko: "Hehe, Seiichi is my most loyal friend."

Yukimura Seiichi, died.

***

His eyes fell on the girl in front of him again. The bright and smooth long yellow hair hung over his shoulders, making him look very obedient and flattering. There was a little blush on her cheeks, and she was a little girlish and lively.

She's a beauty, but—

"Tujian-san, I'm afraid I can't accept you as a younger sister."

The director of photography was stunned, and the atmosphere suddenly fell silent.

Didn't you say yes?Yukimura's mother poked his wounds with her eyes, shrugged him with her shoulders, and smoothed things over: "Hehe, please forgive me, my family, Seichi, likes to joke more."

"yes……"

"Hahaha that's it..."

"I didn't expect Mr. Yukimura to be good-looking and humorous!"

He frowned imperceptibly, and this time no matter whether it was miscellaneous compliments or awkward laughter, he couldn't suppress his voice.

"I'm not kidding."

The scene fell silent again.

Xiao Bu raised his head, leaned his neck to look at him, and said softly, "Excuse me, Mr. Yukimura, it's Xiao Bu... did I do something wrong?"

Her brown eyes were big and round, and her focused look on people was gentle and touching, which made him feel guilty of doing something wrong.

"Not."

His voice softened: "Sorry, I didn't make it clear. In fact, I'm only 14 years old this year, so, Xiaobu...Senior, I probably can't be your brother."

Xiao Bu blushed, and quickly shook his head: "It's me who should say I'm sorry, Yukimura-kun, I was too reckless, I just opened my mouth without asking."

……

"Hurry up!"

The director quickly waved his hand into a fan blade, and asked the cameraman in a low voice: "Have you filmed it? Quickly film it, such an eye-catching picture, the ratings will definitely be high when it is broadcast!"

Although it is an amateur show, the standards are different from ordinary idol variety shows, but no matter what the show, appearance is of course a hard-core consideration. Who would be willing to watch a bunch of crooked melons and dates on the screen?

Although it was only a simple selection from the photos at the beginning, the buried body in the soil in the photos couldn't pick out any flaws, so the director team made a decision and decided that it would be her. I didn't expect that she was really discerning. Good-looking, no worse than an idol.

What's more, I didn't expect to meet such a "male stunner" in the host family.

The director was really pleased with the right time, place and people, he secretly thought, three sub-directors, this time the bonus must fall on him.

He cleared his throat: "Hey, since it's a beautiful misunderstanding, can we now enter the house for a detailed discussion on filming?"

Yukimura Seiichi gave way, and stretched out his hand as an invitation: "I'm sorry for making you wait outside for a long time, please come in."

A group of people came in one after another, several female staff came in first, couldn't help but sneak a glance at his exquisite face, Yukimura Seichi smiled back kindly.

A few vicissitudes of life followed and walked in, and couldn't help sneaking a glance over, he...

Smiling and turned away.

……

The director put the sorted information on the table, with a few thin sheets of paper, just listing some notices and details to pay attention to.

"I think everyone is well aware of the situation of our family exchange this time. The child Yukimura Otoyo from Yukimura, Kanagawa has changed to the Sanada Kendo family from Kanagawa."

"Little Sasuke from the Sanada family has been transferred to the Tuma family in Hachioji City."

"As for the little...big friend of the Tuma family, Ms. Bumi Doma came to the Yukimura family in Kanagawa. Do you have any questions about the above?"

Yukimura Seichi had doubts: "I remember that the conditions in the registration manual seemed to be 'children with insufficient self-care ability' or something like that, why... Doma-san was also selected?"

He paused: "Of course, this is just my personal opinion. It doesn't mean anything else. Please don't get me wrong."

Xiaobu sat on the sofa with a respectful posture like a peony flower. He just turned his head when he heard the words, looked slightly surprised, and answered after thinking for a while: "I think it's my brother. I have been taken care of by him since I was a child. Thinking about it, I think he should be too worried about me, ah, in short, it really made everyone laugh."

She lowered her head a little shyly.

So good... So cute!

Yukimura's mother couldn't hold back her raging control, she covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "It doesn't matter, our Jingshi has always been a good brother who loves to take care of girls, brother, isn't it, Jingshi?"

"……Yes."

He stretched out his hand: "Then, senior Xiaobu, please give me your advice in the future."

She stretched out her hand to hold it: "Yes! Yukimura-kun, please give me your advice in the future."

Click!

Looking at the photo, the director nodded in satisfaction: "That's the effect. What our program pursues is nature. There is no script and absolutely zero additions."

Looking at this pair, Yukimura's mother nodded with satisfaction: "That's the effect, what I want is a well-behaved, gentle and cute girl."

***

Hachioji City.

Tujian house.

Doma Taihei and Sanada Sasuke stood and looked at each other, looking at each other.

Sasuke spoke first: "Hello, uncle."

The petrification of the Taiping Plain.

He is only in his early twenties and has only entered society not long ago. Could it be that his appearance is already close to that of an uncle?

The director laughed dryly, and comforted him again: "That Doma-san, please don't pay too much attention to it. I heard that this kid Sasuke is more lively at home. I know your sister is a lovely lady. She may be gentle and well-behaved. When a girl turns into a boy, there will be a big gap in her heart all of a sudden, just get used to it, uh, hehehe."

Doma Taiping suddenly became sadder.

Lovely lady, gentle and well-behaved... Hehe, he forced a smile.

nonexistent.