[Comprehensive] Son of God, come to the bowl
Chapter 68
"Welcome home--"
Buried in Doma was taken aback by the sudden festive spray and salute. After the fog in front of him cleared, Yukimura's mother and Yukimura's father wore very festive cartoon costumes. One was a kangaroo costume and the other was a panda costume. Weird, but unexpectedly cute.
Yukimura's father handed the panda pad to Doma and asked very caringly, "Do you want to touch it?"
No one can resist the furry temptation. Doma put his hands on the plush cushion and squeezed it. He felt that his heart would be melted by the clothes. Yukimura's mother looked at Yukimura-kun very distressed. So he opened his kangaroo pocket and pointed inside: "Jingshi, do you want to come in?"
Yukimura Seichi refused: "No, thank you."
……
Several people made a fuss and finally walked into the living room. Only then did Mima Doma know what the Yukimura and his wife were doing for such a violent move today. The curtains in the living room were deliberately drawn, and the light dimmed, but the room was not open. lamp.
The long dining table was full of food, and someone placed two beautiful large candles on the table, which were full of light and shadow under the faint yellow candlelight.
"It's kind of embarrassing to say, you've been here for so long, but we're busy with work, so we haven't even cooked a decent meal for you. Now that I think about it, I really feel sorry..." Yukimura Mother looked at Tujianbu tenderly: "You have been letting this child Jingshi take care of you, if there is anything that is not thoughtful, Xiaobu must be more tolerant."
"No, speaking of age, I'm Jingshi's elder sister, but it's embarrassing to ask him to take care of me...Uncles and aunts, you are busy with work, so you have to take time to take care of me, which is already very uncomfortable. Excuse me, how can I make you so tired?"
Yukimura's mother smiled mischievously at her, pulled Yukimura Seiichi with one hand, and raised the hand buried in Doma with the other: "You are welcome, by the way, I also want to thank Seiichi, who has been helping take care of the daughter at home these days So, my child, today is not only a belated celebration banquet for Xiaobu, but also a condolence banquet for Jingshi, let’s have a good celebration and have a candlelight dinner for four."
Yukimura Seiichi looked at his mother and Domabuki with an extremely gentle expression, Yukimura's father patted him on the shoulder and motioned him to sit down.
"It's been a long time since we've seen my sister, and it's been a long time since I've seen my brother, how about calling them and giving them a surprise?"
Several people agreed with this proposal, and it was not difficult to do. They said they would call the Sanada family, and there was a lot of noise on the phone. It seemed that Genichiro Sanada was preaching to Yukimura Seiichi's sister again.
It was rare for someone to discipline his ineffective younger sister. Although Yukimura Seiichi guessed that Sanada would lose out to his younger sister's mischief, but it was very interesting to think of his serious face showing a broken expression.
Genichiro Sanada's voice on the phone seemed to have aged ten years in an instant, and it was more in line with his appearance age: "Yukimura, I never knew you had such a hard life before."
I could vaguely hear my sister Xiaoyin's voice coming from the other end of the phone: "Uncle Sanada, don't call my brother! Could it be that Sanada Yukimura that Baimao sister said is true?"
Genichiro Sanada felt his nerves snapped in an instant.
"Who is Sister Baimao?"
……
"It seems that Xiaoyin is having a good time over there. Even though she hasn't seen her brother for so many days, she doesn't seem to miss me at all."
Yukimura Seichi explained to Yukimura's mother with a smile, and there seemed to be evil spirit in the smile.
Yukimura's mother broke into a cold sweat: "Because I call him every day and tell her about my brother."
"oh, I see."
He reluctantly accepted this perfunctory answer.
Because of the big age difference between Yukimura Yin and Yukimura Seiichi, basically from the beginning of memory, Yukimura Seiichi is taking her with her, but she is also the strictest control: you can’t eat snacks, you can’t play games, and you are not allowed to casually You're naughty... Now that I have finally arrived at a Sanada house where all men regard women as treasures, I can't think of leaving anymore.
Brother or something, it really is still an obstacle.
I didn't expect Yukimura Seiichi's attributes to include sister control, it really fits his gentle image.
Domabuki felt that Yukimura Seiichi's gentleness was obvious, and it was not like the "evil charm and madness" and "cold as ice" described in the r18 book that he had heard.
——The book was kindly provided by Sasaki, and he specially chose the one that topped Lihai's best-selling list, and it's still in the room.
"He looks indifferent and alienated on the outside" - Doma recalled the side of Yukimura Seiichi swinging his racket on the court today, he was indeed very decisive and calm, the feeling of being unwavering in his goal, and the strength of each swing , the evasive posture, all really showed that he has the charm that is not lost to a mature man.
But that's his protective look and demeanor on the court, the actual Yukimura Seiichi is always kind and gentle.
She raised her phone, opened the camera interface and took a photo of the dishes on the table, and then pulled the three of them together to take a selfie.
"Can I post it online?"
"Of course it can," Yukimura's mother leaned her head over to look at the portrait she took, and smiled when she saw the eyes of Yukimura Seiki in the photo couldn't help but bury herself in the soil: "Sure enough, it's good to be young, look, under the lamp The more you look at the beauty, the more beautiful you look, you and Jingshi don't need to edit the picture...Xiao Bu, help me make this p thinner."
"Uh-huh!"
Whether it is beauty or beauty, these two things can arouse the interests and hobbies among women to the greatest extent. The two of them chattered and discussed for a long time. The two men chased their arms on the table and waited for them to finish their discussion. .
After 1 minute of taking pictures and [-] hours of P pictures, the two women finally sent the processed pictures to Dojian Buried's youtube account.
Yukimura Seichi helplessly reminded his father not to fall asleep.
"Okay!" Yukimura's mother clasped her hands together: "Let's start to have a candlelight dinner, happy Valentine's Day!"
***
When human beings are in an embarrassing situation, or when they are saving an embarrassing situation, what is the best thing to say?
Let’s talk about the weather—it’s a beautiful day today.
But now it's late at night, it's pitch black outside, and there's nothing to see except the street lights, so talking about the weather at this time seems a bit stupid.
Then let’s talk about astrology, for example, to divert attention by saying something like “The moonlight is beautiful tonight”?
No, it's still stupid, and it won't bring back the suddenly quiet atmosphere.
Buried in Doma wants a Doraemon very much now, and let it take him back in a time machine to a few minutes ago, blocking the door to prevent Seiichi Yukimura from entering.
"...Personal school grass domineering love?"
Seiichi Yukimura held a booklet with a colorful cover in his hand, flipping through the album inside with a half-smile: "Although I really don't want to admit it, the protagonist in this manga is obviously based on my appearance, And the name is exactly the same, it seems that there is no such clever coincidence, right?"
"No, no, no! Seiichi, listen to my explanation—" Bumi Doma wanted to explain, but now she wanted to snatch back the book that Yukimura Seiichi was holding in his hand: "That was a coincidence, and that book— —”
Not hers.
But this sentence can't be said out loud, and what he said will inevitably cause a series of troubles in the future: for example, if he asks who it is, she can't reveal that it was Sasaki who gave it to her, right?
And according to Sasaki, the system of this set of books is followed by a huge male sex industry chain, which must not be discovered, otherwise the entire Lihai University's economy will collapse, and then the tennis club in Yukimura Seiichi will no longer be involved. Can't get funding.
Yukimura Seichi closed the title page: "Huh?"
"……its mine."
Doma buried his eyes and stared at the campus manga in his hand. There were some straightforward descriptions and portraits in it, which made people feel really embarrassed. Seeing him closing the pages, he just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, and saw Seiichi Yukimura picking up another A fancy book is coming.
She froze as if she had been immobilized.
Yukimura Seichi read leisurely: "Sleep first and then love, Yukimura is above and I am below."
#What should I do if the object of my crush finds me watching porn about him#
Buried in the soil Σ(°△°|||).
"Ha ha."
She struggled weakly: "Why don't you listen to my explanation..."
Seiichi Yukimura clicked his tongue twice, sighed while watching, and recited the equipment text inside with emotion: "Xingmura approached me suddenly, I was a little panicked, I retreated and leaned against the wall, there was no way out. Step back, his hands are holding my shoulders tightly, and his face is slowly approaching..."
Brother, please stop reading!She was almost ashamed to death by herself!
"'What do you want to do?' I looked at Yukimura Seiichi cautiously, but he still kept that inscrutable smile, and continued to approach me without saying a word, that kind of menacing breath On my face: 'You'll soon find out what I want, I think—'"
Yukimura-kun coughed and didn't continue reading.
Buried in Doma can only guess that he himself can't take it anymore. The book he read is Li Haida's best-selling book, which combines some of the most popular recent plots such as "wall dong" and "back hug". .
She didn't watch it yet, and didn't know what the plot was going to be. She looked at Yukimura Seichi who was getting closer and closer to her, and felt a sense of crisis in her heart.
"I didn't expect Xiaobu to like this taste..."
Yukimura Seiichi stopped in front of her, suddenly lowered his head, and pressed his forehead against hers.
"I'm a little bit concerned about it, but I couldn't make Xiaobu realize his wish..." He murmured, "What a coincidence, our wishes are the same."
The author has something to say:
As soon as I write this, I will be paralyzed ==
Did you know that I have a final exam the day after tomorrow! !I'm still typing! ! !
Ever since I changed Keigo Atobe's screen saver, my kidneys are not doing well
I know that the title has already exposed the black history of the old stands talking about the red sleeves. The general routine is that Cinderella meets the domineering president by chance and then becomes pregnant overnight, and then the genius son snatches mommy from daddy...
Maybe the young people have never seen these eccentric presidents, Mary Suwen, right?
Buried in Doma was taken aback by the sudden festive spray and salute. After the fog in front of him cleared, Yukimura's mother and Yukimura's father wore very festive cartoon costumes. One was a kangaroo costume and the other was a panda costume. Weird, but unexpectedly cute.
Yukimura's father handed the panda pad to Doma and asked very caringly, "Do you want to touch it?"
No one can resist the furry temptation. Doma put his hands on the plush cushion and squeezed it. He felt that his heart would be melted by the clothes. Yukimura's mother looked at Yukimura-kun very distressed. So he opened his kangaroo pocket and pointed inside: "Jingshi, do you want to come in?"
Yukimura Seichi refused: "No, thank you."
……
Several people made a fuss and finally walked into the living room. Only then did Mima Doma know what the Yukimura and his wife were doing for such a violent move today. The curtains in the living room were deliberately drawn, and the light dimmed, but the room was not open. lamp.
The long dining table was full of food, and someone placed two beautiful large candles on the table, which were full of light and shadow under the faint yellow candlelight.
"It's kind of embarrassing to say, you've been here for so long, but we're busy with work, so we haven't even cooked a decent meal for you. Now that I think about it, I really feel sorry..." Yukimura Mother looked at Tujianbu tenderly: "You have been letting this child Jingshi take care of you, if there is anything that is not thoughtful, Xiaobu must be more tolerant."
"No, speaking of age, I'm Jingshi's elder sister, but it's embarrassing to ask him to take care of me...Uncles and aunts, you are busy with work, so you have to take time to take care of me, which is already very uncomfortable. Excuse me, how can I make you so tired?"
Yukimura's mother smiled mischievously at her, pulled Yukimura Seiichi with one hand, and raised the hand buried in Doma with the other: "You are welcome, by the way, I also want to thank Seiichi, who has been helping take care of the daughter at home these days So, my child, today is not only a belated celebration banquet for Xiaobu, but also a condolence banquet for Jingshi, let’s have a good celebration and have a candlelight dinner for four."
Yukimura Seiichi looked at his mother and Domabuki with an extremely gentle expression, Yukimura's father patted him on the shoulder and motioned him to sit down.
"It's been a long time since we've seen my sister, and it's been a long time since I've seen my brother, how about calling them and giving them a surprise?"
Several people agreed with this proposal, and it was not difficult to do. They said they would call the Sanada family, and there was a lot of noise on the phone. It seemed that Genichiro Sanada was preaching to Yukimura Seiichi's sister again.
It was rare for someone to discipline his ineffective younger sister. Although Yukimura Seiichi guessed that Sanada would lose out to his younger sister's mischief, but it was very interesting to think of his serious face showing a broken expression.
Genichiro Sanada's voice on the phone seemed to have aged ten years in an instant, and it was more in line with his appearance age: "Yukimura, I never knew you had such a hard life before."
I could vaguely hear my sister Xiaoyin's voice coming from the other end of the phone: "Uncle Sanada, don't call my brother! Could it be that Sanada Yukimura that Baimao sister said is true?"
Genichiro Sanada felt his nerves snapped in an instant.
"Who is Sister Baimao?"
……
"It seems that Xiaoyin is having a good time over there. Even though she hasn't seen her brother for so many days, she doesn't seem to miss me at all."
Yukimura Seichi explained to Yukimura's mother with a smile, and there seemed to be evil spirit in the smile.
Yukimura's mother broke into a cold sweat: "Because I call him every day and tell her about my brother."
"oh, I see."
He reluctantly accepted this perfunctory answer.
Because of the big age difference between Yukimura Yin and Yukimura Seiichi, basically from the beginning of memory, Yukimura Seiichi is taking her with her, but she is also the strictest control: you can’t eat snacks, you can’t play games, and you are not allowed to casually You're naughty... Now that I have finally arrived at a Sanada house where all men regard women as treasures, I can't think of leaving anymore.
Brother or something, it really is still an obstacle.
I didn't expect Yukimura Seiichi's attributes to include sister control, it really fits his gentle image.
Domabuki felt that Yukimura Seiichi's gentleness was obvious, and it was not like the "evil charm and madness" and "cold as ice" described in the r18 book that he had heard.
——The book was kindly provided by Sasaki, and he specially chose the one that topped Lihai's best-selling list, and it's still in the room.
"He looks indifferent and alienated on the outside" - Doma recalled the side of Yukimura Seiichi swinging his racket on the court today, he was indeed very decisive and calm, the feeling of being unwavering in his goal, and the strength of each swing , the evasive posture, all really showed that he has the charm that is not lost to a mature man.
But that's his protective look and demeanor on the court, the actual Yukimura Seiichi is always kind and gentle.
She raised her phone, opened the camera interface and took a photo of the dishes on the table, and then pulled the three of them together to take a selfie.
"Can I post it online?"
"Of course it can," Yukimura's mother leaned her head over to look at the portrait she took, and smiled when she saw the eyes of Yukimura Seiki in the photo couldn't help but bury herself in the soil: "Sure enough, it's good to be young, look, under the lamp The more you look at the beauty, the more beautiful you look, you and Jingshi don't need to edit the picture...Xiao Bu, help me make this p thinner."
"Uh-huh!"
Whether it is beauty or beauty, these two things can arouse the interests and hobbies among women to the greatest extent. The two of them chattered and discussed for a long time. The two men chased their arms on the table and waited for them to finish their discussion. .
After 1 minute of taking pictures and [-] hours of P pictures, the two women finally sent the processed pictures to Dojian Buried's youtube account.
Yukimura Seichi helplessly reminded his father not to fall asleep.
"Okay!" Yukimura's mother clasped her hands together: "Let's start to have a candlelight dinner, happy Valentine's Day!"
***
When human beings are in an embarrassing situation, or when they are saving an embarrassing situation, what is the best thing to say?
Let’s talk about the weather—it’s a beautiful day today.
But now it's late at night, it's pitch black outside, and there's nothing to see except the street lights, so talking about the weather at this time seems a bit stupid.
Then let’s talk about astrology, for example, to divert attention by saying something like “The moonlight is beautiful tonight”?
No, it's still stupid, and it won't bring back the suddenly quiet atmosphere.
Buried in Doma wants a Doraemon very much now, and let it take him back in a time machine to a few minutes ago, blocking the door to prevent Seiichi Yukimura from entering.
"...Personal school grass domineering love?"
Seiichi Yukimura held a booklet with a colorful cover in his hand, flipping through the album inside with a half-smile: "Although I really don't want to admit it, the protagonist in this manga is obviously based on my appearance, And the name is exactly the same, it seems that there is no such clever coincidence, right?"
"No, no, no! Seiichi, listen to my explanation—" Bumi Doma wanted to explain, but now she wanted to snatch back the book that Yukimura Seiichi was holding in his hand: "That was a coincidence, and that book— —”
Not hers.
But this sentence can't be said out loud, and what he said will inevitably cause a series of troubles in the future: for example, if he asks who it is, she can't reveal that it was Sasaki who gave it to her, right?
And according to Sasaki, the system of this set of books is followed by a huge male sex industry chain, which must not be discovered, otherwise the entire Lihai University's economy will collapse, and then the tennis club in Yukimura Seiichi will no longer be involved. Can't get funding.
Yukimura Seichi closed the title page: "Huh?"
"……its mine."
Doma buried his eyes and stared at the campus manga in his hand. There were some straightforward descriptions and portraits in it, which made people feel really embarrassed. Seeing him closing the pages, he just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, and saw Seiichi Yukimura picking up another A fancy book is coming.
She froze as if she had been immobilized.
Yukimura Seichi read leisurely: "Sleep first and then love, Yukimura is above and I am below."
#What should I do if the object of my crush finds me watching porn about him#
Buried in the soil Σ(°△°|||).
"Ha ha."
She struggled weakly: "Why don't you listen to my explanation..."
Seiichi Yukimura clicked his tongue twice, sighed while watching, and recited the equipment text inside with emotion: "Xingmura approached me suddenly, I was a little panicked, I retreated and leaned against the wall, there was no way out. Step back, his hands are holding my shoulders tightly, and his face is slowly approaching..."
Brother, please stop reading!She was almost ashamed to death by herself!
"'What do you want to do?' I looked at Yukimura Seiichi cautiously, but he still kept that inscrutable smile, and continued to approach me without saying a word, that kind of menacing breath On my face: 'You'll soon find out what I want, I think—'"
Yukimura-kun coughed and didn't continue reading.
Buried in Doma can only guess that he himself can't take it anymore. The book he read is Li Haida's best-selling book, which combines some of the most popular recent plots such as "wall dong" and "back hug". .
She didn't watch it yet, and didn't know what the plot was going to be. She looked at Yukimura Seichi who was getting closer and closer to her, and felt a sense of crisis in her heart.
"I didn't expect Xiaobu to like this taste..."
Yukimura Seiichi stopped in front of her, suddenly lowered his head, and pressed his forehead against hers.
"I'm a little bit concerned about it, but I couldn't make Xiaobu realize his wish..." He murmured, "What a coincidence, our wishes are the same."
The author has something to say:
As soon as I write this, I will be paralyzed ==
Did you know that I have a final exam the day after tomorrow! !I'm still typing! ! !
Ever since I changed Keigo Atobe's screen saver, my kidneys are not doing well
I know that the title has already exposed the black history of the old stands talking about the red sleeves. The general routine is that Cinderella meets the domineering president by chance and then becomes pregnant overnight, and then the genius son snatches mommy from daddy...
Maybe the young people have never seen these eccentric presidents, Mary Suwen, right?
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