[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

The name of the vampire is Lester de Leoncourt, French, super narcissistic and very poisonous tongue, I realize that this is a world with vampires and witches, happy dancing, looking forward to the Hawkworth School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Send me an owl letter asking me to go to school, this move was ridiculed by Lester, go to school, you are so old, it is impossible for others to want you.

"Shut your mouth Tom Cruise and find your reincarnated alien!"

"You unreasonable, damned woman!"

I live in this unknown century of England, living without Internet, mobile phones and computers, and watching the pale version of Tom Cruise bring home one beautiful woman after another and kill them every day.

Finally one day, I couldn't bear this boring life anymore, so I resolutely walked to the streets of the town at night.

I am very conspicuous as an Asian, and I still have white hair. People around this bustling but muddy street all stopped to watch me. Before I knew it, I followed the bustling crowd to a place that looked like a tavern with dim yellow lights. Next, a beautiful girl picked up a glass of oversized beer and drank it in one gulp. The men around her applauded. She wiped her mouth with her arm indifferently, and she still had two dimples when she smiled. He ordered a large glass of beer at the table.

I walked over and took out a gold coin from Lester's house and put it in front of her eyes. When she saw the money, she looked up and saw a white-haired Asian woman. The men around began to use my identity as a woman. laugh at me.

That beautiful woman clutched her chest, looked at me with a smile and said, "Honey, this is not where you should come."

"The door is open and I can't come in?"

The men laughed: "How stupid, this is a brothel!"

"Then what's the matter, I'm glad you can control it, seeing you have been arrogant for a long time, what's the matter, what's wrong with the woman!? Choke your dog's head off."

"Smelly/bitch!" The atmosphere in the tavern became serious.

Immediately afterwards, a guy who claimed to be a policeman appeared in the tavern and wanted to arrest me, because as an Asian, it is impossible for me to have gold coins on me, and they just believed that I stole it.

"This is simply nonsense!"

"That gold coin is the evidence, come with me."

Unable to take it anymore, I punched the policeman. He covered his face in pain and fell to the ground. Immediately afterwards, all the men in the tavern stood up and tried to clean me up. I clenched my fists and punched the floor hard. A big hole appeared just like that, and the people around were quiet when they saw this scene, and then a man shouted: "She's a witch!!" I felt bad, so I ran away.

After running back to Leicester's manor, I quickly closed the door and hid in the house. Through the window, I could see a group of people coming here with torches not far away.

"What's going on here?! You went out!?" Lester didn't know when he returned home, and he obviously saw the group of residents holding torches outside the door.

I said with a weird smile, "Hey, isn't this Tom Cruise, a busy man!"

"What have you done!?"

"I went to a brothel, but they wouldn't let me /prostitute! They even accused me of stealing!"

"Damn it! You're so stupid! You led me here! I'm going to run away by myself."

"You mean it's all my fault?! It's all your fault! Don't let me go out! But I go out every night to play, the food is so bad that I die, are you trying to suffocate me?! Both your fault!"

It was the first time for Lester to hear such nonsense, and he was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

I'm afraid that he will leave me and run away. Although this matter has nothing to do with him, two people are better than one, and if he escapes, this guy can still make money by being a badass...

Suddenly, I had an idea, took out the brown notes that I hadn't used for a long time, opened the window and started to blow.

I saw fart sounds one after another from below the manor, and then there was a stench soaring into the sky. All the villagers fell into a deep coma. Lester was a vampire and had no physical needs. He came to me and asked what was wrong.

I let him look down by himself, he took a glance and quickly covered his eyes with his hands and walked into the house: "Okay, I know what you did, now I'm leaving here, the farther away from you the better."

He is leaving! !I stopped: "No!! What should I do if I have no money after you leave!"

"It's none of my business!"

"CNM, I'm going to be a fat tiger today! Let's go together, or I'll feed you/shit!" I put down the harsh words, and Lester thought about it after packing his luggage, and finally he admitted his cowardice and told me to hurry up Pack up and get out of here quickly.

I was afraid that he would run away while I was packing up, so I grabbed him and came to my room to help me pack up together. I watched from the side and he cleaned up for me.

After both of us cleaned up, he suddenly asked me: "The door and surrounding windows are full of /shit/, how do I get out?"

I answered him as a matter of course: "Of course I walked out with my feet!"

His face twisted instantly, and his fangs came out.

After thinking about it, survival is more important. Lester stepped on the gate and took me away with those things.

He didn't talk to me along the way, only me beeping for a long time, he didn't fart, just like Jason Todd who ignored me when he was playing World of Warcraft, I don't care, but the road will be boring That's all.

Lester wanted to go to London, I suggested to him to go to Norway, he rolled his eyes at me, if you want to go, you can swim there by yourself.

Hearing what he said, I actually went to the pier. I was worried that Lester would escape, so I still grabbed his arm. The two of us met a group of circuses. They were going to London to perform, but they were disabled. People Circus.

Hearing this, Lester showed great reluctance. He would rather walk than take a boat with a group of freaks. When I went up, I was a big mouth. You, a vampire, have the right to call others freaks?

He became honest in an instant, the head of the circus is also a good person, we agreed to our request along the way, and told us that the group of people are good people because they were afraid that those freaks would scare us.

There is a pillar of the circus called the Laughing Man, whose real name is Gwynplaine. His face and mouth can be seen to have been touched by a knife, and the corners of his mouth are grinning to the ears. At first glance, he is really scary. However, because of his face, Gwynplaine covered his mouth with his clothes when he saw us. If I hadn't broken his hand vigorously out of curiosity, I wouldn't have seen his curious face.

Lester thinks my behavior is too unreasonable, and he wants to find a hole in the ground when he is with me.

Gwynplaine shook her hand and said she didn't mind, and then I wanted to hang out in the cabin and tell Les to make a special escape.

"Where can I go with the sea all around me?!" The vampire said to me angrily.

The old head also joked that your relationship is really good, don't be torn apart by this era.

"Grandpa, you have made up too much of your brain."

Lester once again showed that expression as if eating/eating/shit, I ignored them and walked into the cabin, the sea breeze blew my cheeks, I went to the side of the boat and looked down at the dark water, wondering if there would be a sudden There's a sea monster or something.

At this time, I suddenly heard a beautiful female voice, the voice was very soft and soft, and the voice was relatively small, as if telling a story to others, my immediate reaction was to find the source, and I followed the search, and I came to a small room.

The door of the room was ajar, and bright orange-yellow light emerged from the crack of the door, and the girl's crisp and sweet laughter came from the other end of the door.

I pushed this door, and the people inside were also startled. It was a beautiful girl with golden curly hair scattered on her shoulders, and her panic expression seemed a little dull. I observed carefully and found that she was blind.

"Who are you?" the girl asked me.

"I'm a person who went to London with you on the way. I heard your voice and came to have a look. Your voice is really nice." I praised her without hesitation.

The blind girl showed an embarrassing expression, she moved her body to make room: "Would you like to stay here for a while, Gwynplaine doesn't know what to do."

I sat down unceremoniously, the girl heard that I was a traveler, so she asked me if there was anything interesting on the way, I clapped my hands and told what I had seen and heard.

The girl covered her mouth and laughed.

"So you really vomited all over that gentleman?"

"That's right, what can I do? This is beyond my control. Putting something unpalatable into your mouth is like someone's hand pinching your throat."

"But even so, that gentleman still takes you along."

"Hey, you don't know, he is like a weak chicken, I can slap him with a single slap."

Speaking of rising, I rolled up my sleeves and began to talk about how I dealt with those superheroes and beat them to death.

Then the door of this room was opened again, Gwynplaine entered the room with a grinning mouth, and immediately covered her mouth when she saw me, the girl next to me seemed to know who that person was, happily Shouted: "Gwynplaine."

"Tee, are you okay?"

"Gwynplaine, this is a friend I just made. Her name is B. The story she tells is very interesting."

The Laughing Man didn't even give me a look, just kept looking at Ti.

I understand what's going on with them.

"I said you two don't like each other, right?" As soon as these words came out, both of them were taken aback. Dee was ashamed of herself, her mind was exposed, and she "looked" at me angrily.

The Laughing Man turned his head away, pretending to be dead.

I went on to say, "Oh, tell me about the two of you. If you like it, you can say it. If you don't want it, you can just shoot it and it will be solved." As soon as this sentence was said, the smiling man turned around fiercely and was furious at me. : "How can you talk like that, I can't do this kind of thing to Tie, it's getting late, please go back first!"

Then I was kicked out of Tee's room by Gwynplaine, and when I went out, I found Lester standing outside, and I said to him angrily: "What are you looking at, throw you into the sea to feed the fish!"

He replied to me: "No matter what you say, I won't have any reaction anymore. This is called numbness."

Then he spoke to me again: "I'm hungry."

"What does it have to do with me?"

"Because I want to suck your blood."

He reminds me of the vampires I once met, whose whole family hated me after I tricked him into getting AIDS.

I hurriedly covered my neck: "AIDS can be transmitted by blood, you have to forget it, don't hurt me!"

"What are you talking about? Forget it, then I'll go find the woman who talked to you just now, anyway, she's the only one on the whole boat who can watch."

I retorted excitedly: "How dare you!! A big mouth smacks you to death!"

"I'm starving to death." He kept repeating this sentence.

I asked him how it is to eat fish, fish also has blood, he refused to do it, so I had no choice but to expose my neck for him to bite.

After eating, he said, your blood is the same as that of ordinary people, and it is not terrible.

I leaned on the railing of the plywood on the boat, stared at the sea half dead, and summoned ABBA to look for the life force that could be absorbed in the sea.

Shouldn't it be said that it is probably a treasure of human beings, I found the vitality of a group of human beings, and then began to suck.

Lester didn't know what I was doing, and he also looked at the railing of the boat for a long time. There was nothing on the dark sea level, and this woman was like a witch.

No, there is still something to look carefully...

getting closer...

Six women appeared in the sea. They were naked to the upper body, and looked angrily at the smiling woman with closed eyes. Lester felt uncomfortable and pushed her, but the woman stretched out her hand and patted his hand aside. Lester yells, "What the fuck did you call!??!"

I heard that the person who always pays attention to his own image actually started swearing, no longer enjoying this vitality, opened his eyes, and saw six beautiful women appearing in the sea below me.

They looked at me, and I looked at them.

"Grandpa, this is a mermaid!" I exclaimed and excitedly grabbed Lester's arm and shook it back and forth. He was also so shocked that he was stunned. As a vampire, it was the first time he saw a mermaid.

Then the mermaid started singing.

This is the best vocal I've ever heard, and all the death metal stuff I've ever listened to.

Listening to the singing, half of my body was about to fall into the sea. Lester grabbed me in a hurry. I seemed to lose sight of him. I looked at the singing mermaids intently. Finally, feeling the pain on my face, I turned back. God has passed.

Lester gave me a big mouth.

"You wake up!"

Looking at the mermaids in the water again, they all showed ferocious faces. They are no longer beautiful human women, but fish. Their mouths are full of sharp fangs, their eyes are like those of fish, and the gills on their necks It trembled and made a disgusting sound.

I looked back at Lester, "How are you all right?"

"I don't know, probably because I'm a vampire?"

"Don't be complacent, I remember the thing you slapped me just now."

Lester covered his face, and then the whole ship began to shake irregularly, and everyone on the whole ship woke up

, everyone ran to the top of the splint, I asked Lester in a low voice if he could swim, he hurriedly said that I had better find a way, because this thing seems to be recruited by me, if the ship is going to sink, Then he'd kill everyone on board before dawn.

"Why are you so insane, you are the one who has antibodies to this thing's singing, go!" I stepped forward and pushed him, and he turned back and started pushing me, "You are stronger, shouldn't you go!" I The two just pushed each other like this, trying to push each other into the sea and fight the mermaid for 300 rounds.

The head of the circus hurriedly prevented the members from sailing away from here, and Lester and I fell into the sea together because we pitted each other.

I was paddling in the sea in panic, and unknown fear hit me, for fear that the mermaid would appear and open its mouth to bite me. Lester was also paddling, still scolding me in his mouth, so I scolded him. My legs were broken, I stopped talking to Lester, and seriously felt whether the thing on my ankles might be water plants or something, those hands quickly pulled me into the sea, something that made me think There was no time, all the air in my lungs was expelled from my body through the mouth under the pressure of the sea water, and a lot of sea water was poured in. The pressure increased as the sea got deeper and deeper. Being squeezed, my internal organs seemed to be curled up into a ball. I no longer struggled in pain. I calmed down and looked down. It was two mermaids pulling my feet. They held me tightly and opened their mouths to tear Biting the flesh on my calf, I looked at the blood floating upwards along the ocean current, my body was sinking more and more, and I quickly summoned a substitute to help me before my body was crushed by the pressure of the sea, without distinction Crushing everything, the hands of the mermaid seemed to be cut by sharp knives, and the pain was so painful that I let go. I hurried upstream, but the group of two mermaids still did not give up. The blood flowing from the wound was so irritated that he opened his mouth like crazy and wanted to bite me. I smashed the two bastards with my double and tore off the mermaid’s cheeks with my bare hands. After finishing the two sea creatures, I endured I felt unwell and went upstream. Finally, I swam close to the surface of the sea and saw the bottom of the boat I was on. There were about 10 mermaids gathered on the bottom of the boat. They stretched out their hands to push the boat and broke the boat. Liang, wanting to overturn it, I stretched out my hand and used my ability to absorb the vitality of this group of sea creatures to heal myself. Those mermaids seemed to have received some signal, and they all stopped their hands and turned to swim towards me at an extremely fast speed. Hurry up, as fast as I saw a train moving, I quickly released my ability to cut them, the 1 meter around my body was like a meat grinder, all the mermaids close to me were smashed into pieces, and the rest wanted to escape, I see In the end, I stepped up my efforts and cut them down by the middle. The sea area was stained red with blood, and a huge scarlet vortex was formed on the sea level with me as the center.

Then I swam to the surface, the half/naked mermaid corpse was floating on the surface and was watched by people, attracted a lot of people, no one paid attention to me, I sneaked to the stern of the boat to go up, Lester was already on the boat , he saw me and gave me a rope to climb into the boat. At this time, the sky was close to dawn and it was very cold. I was shivering and soaking wet. Teacher, gave me his coat. I saw him as the same person who fell into the water. Why is he fine and can go back to the cabin to change into a new suit.

"Probably because I'm a vampire?" He laughed, and then asked, "I've always wanted to ask, are you a witch?"

I replied impatiently: "Do you look like me? I want to go to Hawkwarts, but they don't seem to have sent me an admission letter."

"So what the hell is Hawkworth... I don't understand what you're saying..."

"It's the story of the Harry Potter series, you must not know it, because Tom Cruise is a god-man who believes in the religion of today's earth civilization created by alien souls possessing the bodies of earth people, but I swear that I will never I don't like mermaids anymore."

Lester stopped talking to me, he rolled his eyes at me, and went back to the cabin to hide from the sun, and I walked in right behind him.

The author has something to say: I really like adventure stories.

The Laughing Man is a poor character in Hugo's novel. The love between him and Tee is very touching. They are together in the movie, but Tee dies of illness in the novel, and the Laughing Man commits suicide by jumping into the sea because of Tee's death.