Team brush author

Lu Weirui has been in a daze since she landed in Tangjiabao, and she was still in a daze until her good teammate Zui Yanbo came to ask to form a team.

She was thinking about the true meaning of life, thinking about why she was here, thinking about the long legs of Sister Pao of Tangmen, and the honey-colored abdominal muscles of Brother Pao of deep V.She wears a conservative Candle Day suit and a mask to look at the sky, the ground, and the mechanical pigs, but she doesn't look at the moving hormone carriers coming and going in Tangjiabao.With tears streaming down her face, she wondered why she had such a low hand and made such bold words that she would kill her without saying anything. Now how does she, a pure heterosexual, face this world full of homosexuals?The most boring nightclub in the entire Tang Dynasty!Do you think Nightclub Fort deserves its name? ! ! !

If the five poisons are Ming Sao, then Tangmen is Men Sao, and it is so sexy that she, who was born in New China and grew up under the red flag and influenced by Mao Zedong's words and admonitions, can't bear the red scarf of the new era.

#How to suppress uncontrolled nosebleed? #

#Senior brother, good waist. #

#Even without a kidney, my Datang Sect is still the all-powerful little prince of a nightclub! #

So when the gentle and amiable Zui Yanbo appeared in front of her in a Southern Emperor suit and explained his identity, Lu Weirui was as excited as seeing her own sister, so excited that she couldn't control herself.

"Dear sister!" Lu Weirui didn't stay any longer, and almost cried out, "Why am I so stupid? Why am I so stupid? Although I can travel through time, I can see that the male god is so happy, so excited, so happy." , but there is no computer, no shower, and the scariest thing is that there is no flush toilet—!!! Before there was no computer, you could watch an update every other day, but now there is nothing. "

Zui Yanbo looked like Yu Jie, calm, reliable and amiable, she saw the pretty little beauty crying like Tiance, and was about to comfort her, but when she heard this, she immediately choked.

As the saying goes, being handsome doesn't take more than three seconds. When Zui Yanbo opened his mouth, his calm and reliable appearance instantly shattered into scum: "Actually, you can read Tang Sect's friendship as a Danmei novel."

When Lu Weirui heard this, she cried even more sadly.

Zui Yanbo looked at the girl who was crying even worse, felt that he might have said something wrong, and was about to say a few more words of comfort, but suddenly heard the mechanical sound beeping again, not only Zui Yanbo heard it, but even the whole Tang Dynasty Everyone who participated in the dungeon here heard it—[Ding——The dungeon war officially begins, the reader communication column is opened, the manuscript box is opened, and you can see novel updates every other day. When the world ends and the heroes still fail to defeat the big boss, it is judged that the dungeon has failed, the plot continues, and the reader's counterattack fails. 】

[From now on, broadcast the coordinates of the unspoken return every three hours, broadcast the coordinates of the unspoken return once every three hours, broadcast the coordinates of the unspoken return once every three hours, and say important things three times. 】

[For a better tomorrow and a better future, heroes please fight!Fuck you! 】

As soon as the system's mechanical voice was so cute, everyone clicked on the latest chapter "[Chapter 54] There is a grave in my heart, where the widow is buried", and quietly read the book.

After 10 minutes, the reader communication column was immediately exploded with anger:

[Liyang (Long Song): Labor and capital beeped the dog! ! !Where is the author of Hastily! ! !Stretch out your head and let labor and capital chop a few knives! ! ! 】

[Ye Jingwen (Qixiu): You bastard, you actually made Xiao Jiuer kneel down! ! !Author, have you thought about how you are going to die? ! ! !Make your face full of swords. Broken. Void. Empty! 】

[Baizhi (Wanhua): (touching the judge's pen in his hand) It's getting cold, let the author die. 】

[Li Feisha (Tiance): Are there any teammates in Tiance Mansion? ! QAQ Proud Blood Army Master is crispy and urgently begs his teammates!Come T, come milk, come DPS!Let's team up to brush the author together! 】

[Qing Wanyu (Five Poisons): QAQ I know the author is ruthless, but I didn't expect her to be so ruthless. How much do you hate heterosexuals to write like this?I always feel that there is a big conspiracy hidden behind this chapter. 】

[Jun Haocheng (Chun Yang): Needless to say, it must be the work of those bitches in Heaven, who killed them all! 】

[Zhang Jiuyan (Qixiu): Hahaha Daoist, are you really good at scolding the Heavenly Court as a Taoist outsider? Hurry up and hold your image and don’t collapse your personality hahaha~~! 】

The topic will never be stable, and the following gradually begins to go wrong, but everyone is still actively contacting teammates who are similar to themselves, and strives to gather 25 people together one day to form a team to brush up authors.

But at this time, no. The big boss. Does not know martial arts. Yan Gui was sitting in the noodle shop, completely stupefied.

She had already planned it well. It can be said that even without martial arts, she is sure to mix herself into the world of people coming and going, turning herself into an inconspicuous little shrimp. As long as she does not reveal her identity, no one will know her It's just not saying anything - but she never expected that the system would cheat her so much, it would be fine if she didn't give her martial arts, and now she would reveal her position.You know, she is now stretching out of Sichuan, and if there are readers in Tangjiabao, Da Qinggong can rush to her place in minutes. By then, she will not have martial arts, how can she escape?

Life has been dug with countless pits, one pit after another, will this Nima give people a way to survive!

Without saying anything, she angrily picked up the soup bowl and took a big gulp of the soup in grief and indignation, then she suddenly lowered her head and spit out all the soup, pinching her neck with her hands, her face turned pale as if she was about to die in a second.The surrounding guests and Xiaoer were all taken aback, the Xiaoer was still a 13-year-old boy, seeing her like this, immediately cried out in fright: "Guest officer, what's wrong with you, guest officer?!! Guest officer Are you alright?! My God, someone is coming, I'm going to die!"

Without saying a word, she broke out a shocking cough, grabbed the cup on the table and took a sip, but the fire was completely dumb, the soul floated out of her mouth, and she fell to the ground in an instant.

She grabbed Xiao Er's clothes, her voice was horribly hoarse, as if she was about to die in the next second, she said in a breathless voice, "Why...why..."

Xiao Er wiped away tears, grabbed her hand and said, "Guest officer, do you have any last words? Listen to me, little one."

"I...I...Didn't I tell you...don't add chili..."

"That's right, the little ones didn't add chili! That's Chinese prickly ash, not chili!!!"

"That... that... that water..."

"Guest officer, that's not water! It's a 50-year-old premium Pear Blossom White!!! By the way, die slowly! Pay for the wine first!!!"

In the 752th year of Tianbao in 11 BC, he died without saying a word, because he could not eat spicy food, and 25 heroes won without fighting.

The story ends here--

Hehe, you guys are so naive. ←_←

When he fell without saying anything, the cloak that covered his face also slipped off, revealing a bright, clear and picturesque face—a man's face.

Sitting on one side was a female disciple of Wanhua Valley who saw her appearance at first glance, and couldn't help covering her lips with her sleeves in surprise. She gently tugged at the man beside her, and said in a low voice: "Senior Brother Pei Yuan, take a quick look!" .”

The man called Pei Yuan was the head disciple of Xinglin in Wanhua Valley. He was dressed in an exquisite and elegant black black ink dress, and his expression was stern but outrageous.He was traveling around practicing medicine, but this time he was entrusted by the Cangjian Villa to go to the Cangjian Villa to change the medicine for Shen Ke's long-term body, Ye Jingyi. He stopped here temporarily when he was passing through Sichuan. feet.Just now seeing Bu Yangui collapsed with his neck choked, he thought it was a vendetta and was about to rescue him, but when he heard that it was a tragedy caused by the incompatibility of the tastes of the north and the south, Pei Yuan heheed twice in his heart, and looked away. focus on.

At this time, his junior sister called softly, and he glanced over again, and after seeing it, he was stunned for a while.

The face is like ice jade, the eyes are like peach blossoms, and there is a kind of indistinguishable beauty and flawlessness. This is undoubtedly an extremely brilliant appearance-but this is not the point. The point is that the other party's appearance is [-]% similar to that of Ye Yingshou .

It's just that Ye Jiusi's appearance is slightly feminine, while the man in front of him is more handsome, but if the two of them stand together and say that they are not brother and sister, no one will believe it.

Pei Yuan rarely showed a dignified expression.

Ye Jiusi was an orphan, an abandoned orphan, he knew the news.Back then, the Tianyi Sect's poisonous corpse incident caused a lot of turmoil and disputes. Many people's families were destroyed because of the war, and they were displaced. Many sects adopted many orphans.Ye Jiusi was brought back to Hidden Sword Villa by Ye Ying himself, and later he was accepted as a personal disciple. He knew that Ye Ying treated Ye Jiusi like a master and a father, so he cherished this only true disciple very much.Ye Jiusi has always been a role model for many disciples, and the relationship between the master and apprentice has always been very good, but if one day a family member who truly has a close relationship with flesh and blood appears, what will happen to Ye Jiusi?

Pei Yuan's mind was turning back and forth, seeing that his junior sister had already shown a worried, curious and even distressed expression, the corner of his eyes twitched, and he said coldly: "Go and have a look."

The author has something to say: I suddenly believed in a sentence, all authors are unreasonable... Nima dug a hole for himself when he wrote the article, how much revenge!

This is the author's personal experience. In Sichuan, because of the problem of prickly ash and chili, I was so stupid that I couldn't tell the difference, and I almost went to the hospital because of stomach inflammation.

You don’t understand the pain of southerners~~~!

Hehe, the reason I cheated myself so much is because I love you deeply...

But do you think Sichuan pepper can beat me?

Stupid mortals!I'm playing a big game of chess!hum!

For this reason, he did not hesitate to transfer his sex to OTZ...

My pain, you don't understand, really...