I am a fish

Fragment one

"Does this gentleman really want a snake?" (I rely on (‵o′) that this is a monster, I heard the woman start a conversation with the snake, to be precise, both of them are in single-line mode) woman, "little Black Snake, do you know where this is? Why haven’t I seen anyone like me for so long?” Mr. Snake, “This is Donghuang Junji Mountain. The Yan Jin Ni beast is occupied (so that big monster that day is a certain Jin beast), you can't see anyone, but he has been recovered by me" (so you are now the king of the mountain)

Woman, "Let me tell you, as for me, I only have this hut. I think you are also homeless. Why don't you stay and let me take care of you?"

Mr. Snake, "It only takes three days for me to return to my human body and return to Tiangong (Tiangong, it looks so high-end, but it's just a snake's nest, and the whole name is quite high-end (ˉ▽￣～)cut~~) Why do you need me?" Come to raise..."

Woman, "No, I shouldn't discuss it with you. Since I picked you up, you should stay with me, but if you want to leave, I won't stop you, but you can't have other masters." , okay?"

Mr. Snake, "Master?" (She said to herself, you just get used to it) Woman, "I have some fruits here, if you are hungry, eat some."

Lord Snake also started to stare at the fan (the king of the mountain has changed, why is he still looking at the fan), "Could it be the Yuqing Kunlun fan? (Yes, yes, do you want to escape) She is a mortal ( What's wrong with mortals), how could there be Kunlunxu's magic weapon "" (what is Kunlunxu) I looked at the very cold snake king, but I gave up the idea of ​​inquiring about the situation. You have to keep one hand to protect me and this stupid girl.

On the third day of Mr. Black Snake’s stay in the hut, when I saw that they were going to chat, I hurriedly activated the three-party one-line chat mode with my spiritual energy

Fragment two

Woman, "Why didn't I find any injuries on your body when I picked you up? (This time, you're stupid. He didn't show the injuries until he recovered. There were no injuries at first.) Those birds were also used when I picked them up. This herb will be cured within ten days."

Mr. Snake explained, "You are a rotten grass unique to the Eastern Wilderness (I finally know what it is), it has the effect of removing rotten flesh (it turns out to be useful, I thought it was useless), and it needs to be paired with the pulp with regeneration effect. Fruit juice is useful, and now you use this alone, except for deepening the wound on my body (it’s so miserable, Mr. Snake is really kind), and there is no other benefit” (It’s not good, you let her apply it, what is it called, knowing it There are tigers in the mountains, do you go to the tiger mountain?)

Woman, "Okay, I'll be nice to you" (forever one-way chat, what are you talking about if you two can't get together...)

Woman, "Snakes like to eat raw meat." (You know what snakes like to eat, I thought I would give it bamboo)

Mr. Snake, "...snakes like to eat raw meat,...but I don't like it" (rejected by a woman, you think you can refuse) woman, "Hurry up and eat, you will be hungry" (no right to fish, I But I am often hungry... an eccentric woman) Mr. Snake, "meat must be cooked before it can be eaten" (nonsense, if you are human, she must have cooked it for you, but you are not...)

Woman, "Eat quickly, I will feel sorry for you when you are hungry" (you have never felt sorry for me) Then the snake king refused, and then I saw the first human-beast kiss!

The Snake King’s voice trembled, "Presumptuous!" (It’s so pitiful, I was molested... O(∩_∩)O haha~) The woman said, "Don’t you eat it? Do you still want me to kiss you if you don’t eat it?" Snake Jun compromised, "No, there's no need, I'll just eat it..."

Fragment Three

Woman, "Fortunately I brought you back, you are much smarter than those cats and birds!" (Snake King will be happy that you praise him)

Lord Snake, "I've been here for three days, and it's time to say goodbye to you. Although you have made my wounds worse, your heart is good..."

Woman, "Let's go to the market and change something."

Mr. Snake, "Thank you for the three days of hospitality, and I will leave here. (Mr. Snake, you are still not used to her self-assessment)

Woman, "Then let's go as soon as we say. (Snake Lord is put into the basket like this, O(∩_∩)O haha~)

Mr. Snake struggled, "Can't you see that it's going to rain?

After such nonsensical communication and chatting, the Snake King unilaterally offered to leave, and as a pet fish, I couldn’t wait to join the road to send off the king of the mountain. After all, in terms of qualifications, I was the pet who accompanied the woman from the beginning. The main position was taken away, which made people very unhappy.In fact, I don’t know when women became my reliance when I came to this world. Even though I usually despise her, it doesn’t affect my liking for her. It’s better for an unstable person like Mr. Snake to leave early... …

(However, Juling Art is a good thing. Thanks to the strong aura in this world, I have reached the power I had before I came here in just a few months. (Actually, I have been sleeping for 600 years, and I don’t have much power. But who made me have a special physique, I can have spiritual power even when I sleep

) also felt the edge of the breakthrough that hadn’t been loosened in the original world for nearly 600 years. I looked at the gloomy clouds in the sky and thought, maybe, it’s my catastrophe that has arrived...)

☆, think of the past