[Comprehensive] The master of Chaoying

"You have a grudge against the cat." Tony couldn't listen anymore.

That is, a race was hacked as soon as the exit was made, did the cats provoke you?

Helena trotted over slowly, the pads on the cat's paws made her walk silently, she decided that she must take a good look at this little bitch's appearance, and then take a bloody revenge.

"Anyway, I just don't like it." The man laughed, and sat on the chair in front of the bar and turned a little bit, his back was facing the door, "I know that many people are addicted to sucking cats, but I just can't like it. I want to raise a cat." Only, I guess I will throw him out of the house."

Speaking of this, Tony didn't continue this topic anymore. He took two or three other wines from the shelf, mixed a new glass, and took a sip: "Well, it's pretty good, would you like a glass too?"

"Okay." The man put the empty glass in his hand on the bar, and he lowered his head slightly, tapping his fingers on the counter, as if he was thinking about something, the light in the room was not bright, probably In order to create an atmosphere, just in this way, his face also looks dark and unclear.

After a while, he reached out to the old place to touch the cup, but he didn't find anything, probably thinking really seriously, he just sat there without turning around, and stretched his hand back again, this time he touched something , but it wasn't a cup either. The palm of his hand was full of fluffy touch, which was surprisingly comfortable. He couldn't help reaching out to touch it again. The next second, he was taken aback for a moment, and then turned his head suddenly——

At some point, an extra cat appeared on the bar. The cat stared at him with disgust, but when it saw his face clearly, it jumped up in shock.

Helena: "!!!"

Fuck, the little bitch is actually Steve Rogers - Captain America! ! !

What did he just say, he doesn't like cats, he will throw the cat out... Helena felt that the whole cat was not well, she stepped back cautiously, she didn't even dare to think about the fingernails, Captain America's hands With such strength, if she was thrown back to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, she would have no place to cry, and his iconic shield, if it was smashed, it would hurt just thinking about it.

"Looks like cats don't like you either, Captain."

Tony's words saved Helena. She quickly jumped towards Tony and fell behind him, as if she had found a backer. If she plucked out a leg hair by the way, it would be perfect.

"You raised this?" Steve asked casually, the glass was blocked by the cat, no wonder he couldn't touch it just now.

"It's a stray cat. Bruce Wayne met him on the way here, so he brought it with him." Tony looked down and saw the little guy burrowing into his trouser leg again. Compared with the cat's reaction when he saw Captain America just now, he felt that this was a stray cat. The cat's eyesight is very good, and he lifts the cat up happily.

Helena slipped out of his hands, dropped to the ground with her arms, and ran to her trouser legs again.

Tony also reacted quickly, and when Helena barely touched the pant leg, he hugged him again.

One person, one cat, one hugs the other and runs away, and so on.

Tony never tires of it.

Helena: "..."

I'm so tired, it's just a leg hair, can I play with you after plucking it!

Tony seemed to have heard Helena's inner voice. This time, he didn't pick up the cat directly. Instead, he fixed the two hind paws first, then supported the two front paws, and slowly pulled the cat up.

The flexibility of the cat's body is particularly good. When Tony pulls it up little by little, it becomes longer and longer, and it can actually be half the height of a person.

Helena: "Meow meow???"

Stupid human beings, put me down soon!

"This cat came here, should its owner be worried?" Steve asked suddenly.

One person and one cat are all taken aback.

Helena never expected that Captain America would speak up for her. Thanks to this sentence, Tony finally stopped torturing her. He put Helena on the bar, and quickly asked Bruce to be notified, and then took it out of the refrigerator. Poured a can of milk into a bowl, pushed it to her, thought about it, and added some oats to it.

Steve looked at Tony's actions and was quite curious: "Can cats eat oatmeal?"

"Should be able to eat a little." Tony was not very sure, he looked around, the most on the cabinet was wine, the milk was for making coffee, the oats were left here by Potts a few days ago, and the other foods were really good. No more, "I'll go down and get some food, wait for me for a while." The second half of the sentence was addressed to Helena.

Tony left, and only Helena and Steve were left in the room, and it became quiet all of a sudden, she could even hear the operation of the refrigerator next to her clearly.

Helena doesn't drink milk either, and stares at Steve with big amber eyes. When she first found out that Captain America didn't like cats, she was relatively easygoing, but just now that Captain America helped her speak up, she was a little ready to move , after all such a good opportunity, not grasping it is simply a waste.

How about trying to be cute first?

Helena blinked her big eyes, and meowed softly. Seeing that Captain America didn't show any disgust, she walked over boldly. When she got to Steve, she sat down directly, leaning her neck towards Steve. He shook his head... Once, twice, three times, how, how, the blood tank was emptied by Zhenmeng, right?

It's a pity that her neck is sore, and Steve didn't respond, which is not scientific at all!

Fortunately, Steve didn't dislike her behavior. Helena simply leaned her head over and rubbed his hand. She watched Captain America's expression while rubbing. As soon as he showed a little bit of impatience, she immediately ran away. , but as long as he doesn't hate her behavior, hehe, rub it, she can bite off a fingernail without paying attention.

Helena rubbed for a while, feeling that the timing was about right, she opened her mouth quietly, and rushed over, ahhh——

Nothing was bitten.

Steve withdrew his hand precisely at that moment, took the phone out of his pocket, sat aside and pressed it quickly.

Helena: "..."

How could this be so.

She walked up and down the bar counter depressedly, and if she pounced on to bite at this time, she would be beaten into cat cake by the US team in minutes.

Steve looked at the phone for a while and then put it away. He suddenly stood up and walked around the inside of the bar, as if he was looking for something. After a while, Helena saw him turn on the microwave, but his eyes were on her.

Helena was startled.

"Meow meow!" Tony will be back soon, by the way, Bruce will be here soon, you can't do anything to me, eating cat meat is against the law!

Steve stretched out his hand, Helena didn't dare to vent her anger, the whole cat was stiff, not to mention running away, she watched with trepidation Captain America's claws reached out to her - the bowl next to it, and then put the bowl The oat milk was warmed up in the microwave.

After 1 minute, the aroma of milk overflows with the heat.

Steve stirred with a spoon for a while, and carefully removed the layer of film that came out of the milk due to heating, then walked out of the bar, and carried Helena to the high chair in front of the bar.

Helena looked at the bowl of steaming oat milk in front of her with a dazed expression.

Seeing that the cat was not moving, Steve guessed that Helena was having a hard time sitting on the high chair to reach the bar, so he simply hugged the cat to his lap. This height was just right. He looked at the cat's back and reached out to touch it: "Eat it, I checked it out, proper oatmeal can help digestion, and it can also whet the appetite." After speaking, he couldn't help touching it again.

Helena: "???" So the Emotional Team just now didn't make her impatient to play with her mobile phone, but was checking whether cats can eat oatmeal?

Just at this time Tony came back, holding a tray in his hand, Helena couldn't see it for a while, but she could guess that there were a lot of delicious food in it just by smelling it, seeing Steve holding the cat on his lap, he nodded Head: "It can be seen that you really don't like cats at all." The word "really" was deliberately emphasized by Tony.

Steve coughed twice, picked up the cat and put it on the chair, such a slap in the face, it can't be embarrassing.

Helena laughed heartily.

Slightly slightly, she insisted that she didn't like this baby, but she was clearly the cutest and number one in the world.

As soon as she stepped out, Captain America would kneel and sing Conquer within minutes.

Tony came over with the tray, and the place on the bar was a bit small at this time, and the two of them moved the battlefield to the sofa next to them.

"Eat, little guy." Tony coaxed with great interest.

Helena was also hungry, so she leaned over to a small bowl and smelled it. It was delicious and looked very delicate, so she buried her head in eating.

"What's in it?" The material was all chopped up, and Steve couldn't see it for a long time.

"I called the kitchen to make cat rice temporarily, adding chicken breast, quail eggs, cucumber, barley, and shredded tofu. I heard from the kitchen staff that eating this way can improve the cat's immunity."

Steve thinks this cat meal is really good: "When the owner comes over, I will tell him this recipe. The immunity of stray cats is generally not very good, and they still need diet therapy to adjust it." He looked at the food other than the cat meal. Other food, "How about these, are you sure cats can eat them? I'd better check online."

Helena almost choked on a mouthful of cat food, she couldn't look directly at Captain America.

Tony probably also felt that the American team was a bit screwed up, so he hurriedly said, "I've asked Jarvis to check, and they're all edible."

Only then did Steve feel relieved, and picked out a small dried fish and handed it to Helena's mouth: "Try this."

Helena licked her lips, it would be best for Captain America to feed her herself, and then she took a bite of her nail while eating, not too perfect, she opened her mouth and bit it.

Then--

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Who pinched the back of my fate!

When the kitten was just born, the mother cat held the kitten in this way, so the back of the neck became the cat's weakness. Although Helena is not a cat, since she has become a cat, there are always some places that resemble cats. The piece that was pinched made her whole cat go limp.

Helena turned her head with difficulty, and looked behind her limply.

Bruce smiled very gently: "Nana, I'm here to take you home."

Helena felt her back shiver. Although Bruce kept laughing, she always had the feeling that he was here to settle accounts after the fall.

The author has something to say: I have a little friend, her parents disagreed with her life and death at the beginning, and she found it troublesome, but after raising a cat, she no longer has her place in the family 233333