[Comprehensive] The master of Chaoying

Helena was really shocked. She had seen many people who were kind to pets, but usually they just made a small nest for pets and allowed pets to sleep on the owner's bed. No one would give pets a room alone , and dressed up so beautifully.

Seeing that the little guy opened his mouth into an O shape, his jaw was so shocked that it was about to drop, Bruce suggested, "Would you like to try it on?"

Most girls like to shop, buy clothes, bags, and cosmetics, and Helena is no exception. Even now that she has become a cat and has a lot of beautiful clothes to wear, she is still in a happy mood.

Bruce picked out one from the closet, patiently put it on for the little guy, and put on the headgear. After everything was dressed properly, he looked at it and praised: "It's great!"

Helena couldn't see it right now, she just felt like a bowl was covering her head, but judging from Bruce's expression, it should be beautiful, she was even more curious, and ran to the dressing table, there was a lot of fun on it. There is a big mirror.

Seeing the little guy's urgency, Bruce hugged Helena to the mirror, and he looked at the cat in the mirror: "It looks good."

Helena: "..." What a ghost you are.

This is a set of court attire from the Qing Dynasty in Huaguo. The huge flag on her head is half the size of her body. Wearing it on her is only funny, and there is no such thing as good-looking.Forget about these, the key is that since she bought the ancient court outfit, why didn't she choose the emperor's outfit for her?This kind of costume that looks like a little palace lady always feels like her world is gone in an instant.

Bruce, however, always felt super satisfied, took out his phone and started taking pictures.

"Meow meow meow!" Don't hurry to stop!Helena jumped up to reach for the phone, this kind of black history must be deleted.

Bruce reacted quickly and raised his hand——

——Helena was tearful, beeping, out of reach.

The little guy's expression was too aggrieved, Bruce smiled and said: "I won't send it out, let's try something else."

Helena gave him a supercilious look, if she wanted to play a dress-up game, she would not play Nikki-Dress UP Queen.Knowing that she might not be able to grab the phone, she simply removed the flag head first.

Bruce, you wait for me, I will get your dark history sooner or later, and then we will hurt each other!

She trotted all the way to the closet. When she first saw it, Helena only felt that there were so many beautiful things in her eyes, and she didn't even look carefully at the clothes. Now, she had to take a good look.

Just looking at it, Helena's expression became very complicated. As she expected, Bruce's aesthetics are really eye-catching.

What little devil clothes, hamburger clothes, toilet clothes, dinosaur clothes, Hawaiian grass skirt clothes, and those sweaters with a big fat letter written in the middle... To be fair, she would wear these clothes?Ugly rejection, all ugly rejection!

Even if she is a cat now, don't cats have shame?

"Don't you like these clothes?" Bruce thought it was interesting when he picked it, but obviously the little guy was very resistant, so he picked out a headband from among the accessories, and Amway said, "Then wear this, this one is gorgeous." Dress up like a goddess in China."

Helena looked at the chicken leg headband, and there were two long white ribbons floating on the left and right chicken leg bones, and there was only a string of ellipses left in her heart.

Your goddess wears this?Don't lie to me because I don't read much.

Probably because Helena's expression was so hard to describe in words, Bruce finally picked out a set of black clothes: "Otherwise, try this set?"

Helena froze for a moment, this is a reduced version of Batman's suit, she noticed it just now.In fact, it is quite common to wear Superman costumes and Spiderman costumes for pets, but she found that there were no other superhero costumes in this cabinet except for Batman's suit. It seems that Bruce is still a fan of Batman. There is a feeling of seeing a friendly army.

Speaking of these superheroes, Batman is her favorite among these superheroes, but it's a pity that she doesn't know what Batman looks like and what his real identity is. She always feels that it is a lifetime series to collect materials related to him.

Thinking of this, Helena couldn't help feeling depressed. So far, she has only found two methods, and the other is only temporary. If she wants to completely restore her human form, she still needs to take potions.If there is really no way to collect them by then, then she will probably only be a cat for the rest of her life.

"Well, it looks best in this suit." Bruce adjusted Helena's hood, with a serious expression on his face.

Helena came back to her senses, looked at Bruce, and then at the bedroom full of Mary Sue, and suddenly she was not so depressed. In fact, being a cat for a lifetime doesn't seem to be that painful.

In addition to furnishing the bedroom, Bruce's cat food and dried fish had also been delivered, and he went downstairs to the kitchen with Helena in his arms.

There is a large double-door refrigerator in the kitchen. When you open the door, a refrigerator full of small dried fish is very spectacular. It is said that there is no problem with the mountain of fish.

Helena was too shocked to speak the whole cat.

"Here is a month's supply. You can come and get it yourself when you want to eat." Bruce closed the refrigerator door, squatted down again, pointed to a button on the door, and then held one of Helena's front paws to press it , "Press this door and the door will open automatically."

The refrigerator door opened in response, and Bruce filled a bowl of small dried fish, put the bowl on the table, and said casually: "These are all cooked, but they are a bit cold out of the refrigerator, so it's best to let them cool off for a while." Eat again."

He pointed to a cabinet under the countertop, opened the cabinet door, and there were several bags of cat food neatly stacked inside: "The cat food is here." He also poured out a bowl.

"This is just a temporary residence. Otherwise, if Afu is here, he will definitely take care of you." Bruce laughed as he spoke, and he explained everything. Those who don't know will never think that he is with a cat. cat talking.

The little guy was so smart, he subconsciously felt that it could understand everything he said.He even thought, could it be more than just a cat, the incarnation of the moon goddess Best is a cat, but the little guy is still a little far from the goddess, at most he is just a quirky little girl.

However, Bruce didn’t intend to let a cat rely on its intelligence to fend for itself here: “I’ve already asked my neighbor, Mrs. Jones, to come and feed you every day. If you need anything, you can go to the next door to find her directly. Enthusiastic people."

Helena finally heard the smell now, she looked at Bruce curiously: "Meow meow?" What are you going to do?

"I'm going to Washington for some business, and I might not be able to come back for a while." Sensing the little guy's attachment, he softened his heart and rubbed his chin against the cat's face, "But it won't be too long , three days at the fastest, seven days at the slowest, and I am not willing to be separated from you for too long." Saying this, he felt more and more reluctant, rubbing his chin against the cat.

Helena couldn't take it anymore, and pushed Bruce's face away in refusal.

Shit shovel, you pierced me with your beard with a look of intoxication, have you ever thought about how I feel!

The atmosphere was destroyed, Bruce shook his head helplessly, he took a small dried fish and handed it to Helena's mouth.

Helena turned her face away, her expression was refusal, what are you doing with the little fish, it smells fishy, ​​and she has no desire to eat it at all.

"Try it, it's delicious." Bruce didn't believe that a cat could refuse the temptation of a small dried fish, so he simply stuffed it into the little guy's mouth.

Helena was caught off guard by a mouth full of dried fish, and her mouth was bulging. She looked at Bruce angrily, and was about to complain, but her taste buds had already reacted first.

Wait, it seems to taste pretty good.

Thinking of this, Helena's eyes lit up as she swallowed a small fish.

My God, there is such a delicious dried fish in the world.

There was no need for Bruce to do anything anymore, Helena jumped directly in front of the bowl of dried fish, protected the whole bowl in her arms, and pulled it into her mouth one by one.

One mouthful, one book is satisfying.

When Bruce saw the little guy's gluttonous appearance, he was very angry and funny. He took out an iron box and said, "I put some money in the box. If you need it, you can get it from here." He and Mrs. Jones also Having said that, I just say it again with the little guy out of habit.

However, Helena was so addicted to Xiao Yugan that she couldn't help herself, and she didn't even give him a look.

Bruce laughed, he didn't expect that one day he would be no match for the small dried fish.He walked up to Helena again: "Nana, I'm leaving. We won't be able to see each other for several days."

Helena completely ignores Bruce.

Can't hear it, can't hear it, there is only Xiaoyugan in my life.

She was so fascinated by it that she no longer knew what Bruce was.

When the bowl of dried fish was finished, Helena burped comfortably, and her mouth was filled with the unique taste of dried fish again. This feeling was really great. She touched her round belly, and then Seeing that she seemed to be the only one left in the room, she pricked up her ears and listened, and Bruce was really gone.

Meow, meow, what about others, when did they leave?

Of course, she didn't struggle with this problem for too long. After eating enough, Helena directly fell into food sleepiness, and her eyelids were so heavy that she started fighting.

In fact, being a cat is super cool, especially being Bruce’s cat. You don’t have to worry about food or clothing. You can eat, sleep and eat all day long, and you can also enjoy the service of the shit-shoveling officer. With such a good treatment, being a cat is not a loss at all. ah.

But another villain popped up in my heart stubbornly and unyieldingly, Helena, you can't be so unscrupulous, you are a human being, not a cat, and you don't want to go back to the wizarding world, do you want to stay in the Muggle world for the rest of your life?

Helena had a lot of ideological struggles, and finally the villain got the upper hand, she jumped off the table drowsily, and decided to go for a walk to digest food, yes, walk all the way to Stark Tower, Then pluck Iron Man's leg hair back.

However, she was still so sleepy. Helena yawned as she walked, and her eyes almost couldn't be opened. She walked in a daze, and didn't even realize that she had reached the middle of the road before she knew it.

A big truck roared by.

When Helena regained consciousness, the truck was already close in front of her eyes, and she could even clearly see the patterns on the tires, but her body was stiff and unable to react.

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