[Naruto] APP love

"I don't want to give birth."

Ao weakly lay on the bench at the door of the bathroom, looking weakly at Kakashi on the bed and said.

"Well... there's nothing I can do about it, the uterus is squeezed into the bladder and..."

"Don't talk about it!" Covering her face exhaustedly, Qing lowered her head and glanced at her calf, "Forget about the edema and wake up frequently at night, just come and help me out..."

Kakashi reluctantly came over to help her up, and smoothed her hair: "Lie down, I'll rub it for you... It's been more than seven months, bear it."

"So you put up with it a little more, it's hard work."

"..."

It's not an illusion, Qing has become vicious since she became pregnant.

Picky eaters, light sleep, and extreme mood swings made Kakashi dare not even show her a movie, for fear that she would cry and laugh at one time, and that scene really wanted someone to call 120.

With the passage of time, the late symptoms became more and more obvious. Qing seemed to have been fed for nothing, but in fact, the inner spirit had already become pale and emaciated.

"When this bastard is born, I must..." Qing gritted her teeth and said, "Let him know what maternal love is."

Kakashi dared not speak.

"Will you dislike me when I'm fat? I'm so fat now." The conversation changed, and Qing suddenly held Kakashi's hand with tears in his eyes, "My arms are almost as fleshy as Dingji's."

Here comes the mood swings.

"No, I like whatever you become." Kakashi answered kindly.

"Liar! Men are liars!"

Here comes the mood swings.

"Yes, yes, men are liars, and there is nothing good about men." Kakashi was like an emotionless repeater.

After finishing this inexplicable combo, Qing seemed to be in a much better mood: "Well, let's go to sleep."

"Good wife."

"If you dare to wake me up, go to sleep on the sofa by yourself."

"... Good wife, my lord."

As the delivery date approaches, Hatake House has entered a first-level alert state.

Ao, who was suddenly hungry in the middle of the night, touched Kakashi's arm: "Well, senior..."

"Go to the hospital right away." Kakashi with his eyes closed skillfully turned over and got dressed.

"No! I'm not about to give birth!!" Qing quickly grabbed him, "I'm hungry."

"I'll prepare the food right away. Do you want ramen or pizza?" Kakashi put on his pants skillfully with his eyes closed, and picked up a paper and pen to record the ingredients.

"I want to eat the love bento you made yourself...the kind that should be put in a bento box!"

As time went by, Kakashi also became pale and emaciated after the above scenes were tossed back and forth countless times.

Fortunately, he has a mask that others can't see.

When Ao with withered mind and Kakashi who was physically and mentally exhausted could hardly bear it, Comrade Kohatake finally had enough fun and decided to come to this world.

The moment Qing, who was white and fat, was pushed into the delivery room: "It's finally coming to an end" - this was the voice of two people.

Waiting in the corridor of the hospital, Kakashi swallowed his saliva listening to the screams inside, it seemed... really painful.

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh——"

"Ms. Hatake, take a deep breath!"

"Call your head, suck you, try to breathe—"

The chickens are flying around inside, and the two flags outside are covered with black lines.

"Is it the same when my mother gave birth to me?" Kakashi couldn't help asking.

"There may be deviations in speaking skills, but it's roughly the same... right." Bai Fang squeezed the space between his brows, "It hurts, brat."

I can hear it...

"So when it's over, I have to be doubly nice to Qing! I'll continue to travel."

"You are going to escape, don't you want to bring your children?"

"There is no such thing, but if the child's personality is like yours, I will consider traveling for ten years."

"..."

Little Hatake is five years old.

His name is Hatake Hiiragi.

"Hiragita -- let's eat." Qing opened the door and yelled outside.

Hiiragita, who was practicing shuriken in the courtyard, put down the weapon in his hand, opened the door and entered the restaurant kindly.

Yes, just as White Fang had predicted.

Hiiragi is like a copy of Kakashi, the difference is: only listen to Ao.

In other words, don't pay attention to his father, the former Hokage Hatake Kakashi at all.

Kakashi, who was sitting in the restaurant, watched his son ignore him like air: "Mom, what's for dinner today?"

"It's your favorite omurice!"

"Compared to omelet rice, I still like my mother the most!" Hatake, who was exactly like the boy Kakashi, showed a happy smile.

"Hey, hey," Kakashi Kurojin couldn't stand it any longer, "Where's Dad?"

"Father, do you still act like a baby at such an old age?"

"..."

"Why...why Hiiragi doesn't kiss me at all." Before going to bed, Kakashi murmured resentfully while hugging the pillow. "Is there something wrong with me?"

"Since Hiiragi was too sensible, you have repeated these few words over and over again..." Qing whispered BB.

"He wants to rob me of his wife, of course I have to be a little nervous." Kakashi pulled Guo Qing into his arms, "Do you like Hiiragi more or me?"

"Hiragita." Second answer.

"..."

"Just kidding, of course I like senpai more!" Qing smiled and kissed Kakashi, "It's just that it's interesting to bully senpai."

"So Hiiragita thinks so too?"

"Huh? Probably not..."

"Absolutely, it's heredity, it's the behaviors during pregnancy that affect the child."

"Hey, why did I make it...!"

"It's agreed to let him feel maternal love, a woman's mouth is a deceit."

"Who, who said it! He looks so much like senior, I can't bear to..."

"I will punish you."

"Wait, wait a minute, I have to go shopping with Sakura and the others tomorrow—!"

"Father bullied mother again." During breakfast, Hiiragi said dissatisfiedly.

Qinghou belatedly remembered that she forgot to put concealer on her neck.

"Hey, brat, why am I the father, and Qing is the affectionate name of mother?"

What do you care about with children!Qing picked up a chopstick of fish and stuffed it into Kakashi's mouth: "Eat it quickly! After eating, you have to watch Naruto at work."

"But what did I do wrong!" Kakashi said vaguely while biting the fish, "His attitude towards grandpa is better than that of me, obviously his grandpa doesn't take much care of him!"

"If you have to say it," Hiiragita wrinkled her small face, "it's probably because my father is too loose and always bullies my mother."

"It's because you like your mother that you bully her, brat, and you will have someone you want to bully in the future."

"What are you teaching children!—" Ao threw himself on Kakashi and covered his mouth, of course it failed, and turned into flirting in front of his son.

"I can't understand, it's more important than practicing ninjutsu." The little boy ate the last bite of rice, "I'm going to do morning exercises, Mom."

"Be careful on the road." Qing hurriedly embraced her good son and kissed her on the cheek, "Remember to come back to eat before lunch."

"Good mother."

"Will my son become the second Sasuke..." Kakashi said melancholy on the way to work.

"Dream, your son can only follow the path of strength when he debuts, and he can't be a show-off."

"I'm talking about emotional intelligence, emotional intelligence!"

"Oh...that's indeed possible." Qing thought for a while, "It's better to worry about whether Naruto missed work today...the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge."

"No, the stinky brat always grabs my wife, I have to find a way."

"...What are you serious about with your own son!"

——After a long, long time, Kakashi realized belatedly that his son didn't hate him.

"If this is done, it can effectively prevent the excessive loving behavior of the two adults in the family."

Hiiragita wrote this in his diary.

"Pretending that I don't like my father's appearance will not only make my father nervous, but also make my mother care more about my feelings. The plan will work."

Hatake · When he was two years old, he found that the atmosphere at home was too pink. He made a battle plan early on. Hiiragi thought too satisfied.

In this way, I don't have to eat dog food until I grow up. I'm a genius among geniuses!

——His son just had a strong desire to survive, that's all.