I have many friends [Comprehensive]

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I'm great!

I sat up happily and tried to encourage myself to be happier, but it was still uncomfortable.

King Ma Cangye is dead, but I would rather be the only one who dies, because I will go to the next world.

But when he died, he really lost his life.

I felt extremely heavy, and I was so depressed that I rolled myself into a ball. Even if the world in front of me was the modern society that I was thinking about, it still couldn't arouse me any positive emotions.

After encouraging myself for a while, I became a little bit happier and stood up to explore this new world.

I hope this world can let me find a way to use my power, I thought so, and saw a black-haired man in a gorgeous Tang suit walking past me.

Oh, it looks like this is China.

I walked two steps forward in his direction, and saw a dessert shop and a pile of crooked nuts.

...Wait, Tang suit, Chinese, foreign, dessert shop?

Did you think of something! ! !

At that moment, I turned around and ran, running towards the direction that the Chinese had just walked past. It didn't take long before I saw a place marked Chinatown.

LUCKY!The leader is right, whenever misfortune comes, there must be great luck hidden behind it!

I!forever!Love Earl D!pets!

I plunged into Chinatown, grabbed people passing by and asked, "Is there a pet store here? Could you please tell me where it is?"

"You mean Earl D's pet shop? It's just one street ahead."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

In my previous life, I must have saved the galaxy!I want to live in this world forever!

With a small heart of a deer bumping around, I, Shi Lezhi, drifted towards the direction that person pointed me to, my mind was full of myself hugging a nine-tailed fox on the left and Taotie on the right, surrounded by a group of cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, and pythons Rabbit, bird of paradise, phoenix, red dragon... the life winner scene.

When I was a child, I read the cartoon "Pet Shop of Horror", and I thought that all pet shops were like this, so every time I wrote an essay, I would regard opening a pet shop in the future as my ultimate dream.

But reality gave me a slap in the face!

The real pet shop is not like that at all!Not to mention unicorns and red dragons, there are not even foxes!

But I, who knew the truth, was so angry!

I was jumping and jumping happily, and finally saw Earl D's shining golden pet shop on the side of the road!

Here we go!My little ones!

From today on, even if I die, even if I am eaten, even if I become pet food, I will be with you!

I duangduangduang stretched out my hand to knock on the door, and after hearing the heavenly sound of please come in from inside, I happily pushed the door open.

"It's really disturbing!" I asked happily, "Do you accept part-time workers? The kind that includes food, housing and no salary?!"

Earl D looked at me in surprise, and rejected me with a embarrassed smile: "I don't need a clerk."

I didn't hear Earl D's words at all. As soon as I entered the pet store, I was addicted to the animals inside, and a group of furry hit my heart!

Wow, here, here is heaven!

"Miss? Miss? Are you all right?"

When I came back to my senses, I found that I had been attracted by a super beautiful cat and buried my head in the cat's stomach.

"Quick, give me a quick pull, I'm already sucked!"

Earl D pulled me up, frowning: "I already understand your love for animals, but I really don't need a clerk here..."

"But I traveled across the ocean to this strange and indifferent city. The intrigues here made me penniless, and I was almost caught and sold. It's really pitiful. Please take me in." I'm so pitiful Looking at Earl D.

"If that's the case, I have an animal here..."

"If I don't, I just want to work for you." I sat on the ground and hugged Earl D's leg, and began to cry hypocritically.

"Guest, guest, please don't do this."

Earl's troubled expression is so cute too!

I always love Earl!pets!

"Then let me work part-time." I stared at Earl D with staring eyes.

"I don't need to work here..."

"Then you take me in, I'm homeless!" I said rascally, seeing all the animals in the store looking at me with super fierce eyes, but I don't care!

I, the successor of socialism!Head iron is fearless!

The peony flowers die, and it is also romantic to be a ghost!

Earl D sighed, showing a helpless expression: "Then, then you can live here temporarily, you can only sleep in the outer room..."

...Although I know you are like this, as long as you don't involve animals, you don't care, but, is this really good? !

"Also," all the embarrassment on Earl D's face disappeared, he was surrounded by animals here, showing a dummy smile, "If any accident happens, you have to bear the consequences."

"Okay!" I happily held Earl D's hand, "Don't worry, Earl! I will definitely protect you and the babies!"

In this way, I succeeded in persuading Earl D (Bawang forced his bow), got a place in his pet shop, and lived a life of walking cats and dogs.

"Stop fighting." Earl D looked helplessly at me and a group of cats and dogs rolling around on the ground in a ball, "It's time to eat."

"Ah? Ahhh?" I struggled to raise my head from a large group of animals, "Is it ready, I can help you!"

"..." Earl D didn't speak, and just looked at me with that kind of staring eyes.

... I know that my performance disappointed you last time, but I didn't do it on purpose. After all, I have never been in the sun since I was a child. I have to learn from the beginning to cook and so on!

I looked at Earl D very pitifully, and he finally said helplessly: "Okay, I want to eat red bean pancakes from Mangantang this afternoon, can you buy them for me?"

"No problem!" I jumped up happily, hanging cats and dogs and a head of hair, "Do you want to eat anything else? I'll buy it for you too~"

"No, but, do you know the way?"

……oh!I do not know!

"Then let little Q take you there." Earl D lifted up little Q and handed it to me.

I took Xiao Q in a daze, and the moment that fluffy, soft and warm body was in my hands, I felt that I had entered the time of the sage, and my whole body was about to melt.

"Come back to your senses." Earl D shook his hands in front of my eyes, puffed his face, "You should go."

"Yes~" I said lightly, and floated out of the pet shop with Xiao Q in my arms.

On the way to buy dessert, I found a person with a ghost. It took me a while to convince him that I was indeed haunted by a ghost, and then I got a thank you fee after dissuading the ghost.

Holding these green tickets, I was full of confidence and bought all the desserts at Manyuantang.

"This earl should also like to eat... Oh, little Q, don't make trouble." I didn't care about the little Q who was pulling my hair, and continued to choose seriously. After the money on my body was reduced by half, I stopped buying contentedly. Carrying desserts and taking little Q back to find Earl D.

On the way back, I kept looking for anyone else who would be entangled in something, so that I could use my talkative ability to send the enemy to the sky, and then I could make a fortune.

The result turned out to be no!

Frustrated for a while, I happily brought the spoils to the pet store again, and happily opened the door.

"Clang clang clang clang!" I came back very happily with dessert and the little money I earned, "Look, I made money!"

"It's amazing." Earl D happily took the dessert, "This way we can have afternoon tea."

"Yeah! I bought you other desserts, and what they like, I can buy them too!" I lifted the little raccoon squatting at Earl D's feet, "What does Xiaopang want to eat? ~"

Fatty scratched my face with one paw.

I squeezed Xiaopang's little hand: "Xiaopang, do you have anything you want to eat, I'll buy it for you~"

Earl D asked after listening to Xiao Q's gesticulation, "Are you an Onmyoji?"

"...A friend of mine taught me this." I thought of King Ma Cang Ye, and my mood suddenly became depressed. "He taught me a lot of things, but he died in the end."

"What a pity." Earl D put his palms together in pain, "But since you have enough means to make a living, shouldn't you..."

He was waiting for me here!

No I'm not leaving!Walking is impossible!

"..." After all, I was still too thin-skinned, and after being silent for a long time, I finally came up with a brilliant idea, "Then, I'm also the Earl, the pet you want to sell!"

"..." Earl D looked me up and down, "This is a legitimate pet shop, and I don't buy or sell humans."

"Don't discriminate against humans!" I couldn't help protesting, "I am also a kind of animal! I am also a primate!"

"And my IQ is worse than that of animals! Why do you look down on me!"

Earl D couldn't put it into words: "..."

I picked up a piece of grass and stuck it on my head, hugged Earl D's leg and looked at him tearfully: "That's it! I am also a homeless animal, let me live here until the end of my life." I'll sell it, okay?"

"Count, please, I can pay you back." I said pitifully, holding up the little money I earned just now, "I, I will earn money in the future..."

Earl D helplessly covered his eyes and pushed away my hand that handed in the small money: "Okay..."

I jumped up happily: "Then I'm going to prepare afternoon tea? What does the Earl like to drink?"

"Let me do it." Earl D snatched the teapot from my hand dejectedly, "If it were you, you would definitely waste the tea with some weird taste."

"...!!!" I was so angry, but I couldn't refute it!

"Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore." Earl D put the black tea in front of me and raised his index finger, "Let's enjoy a wonderful afternoon tea."

The author has something to say:

Earl D: Damn mentally retarded, stay away from me

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