I have many friends [Comprehensive]

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A fucking nightmare.

I will never forget the fear of being eaten raw.

Alas, actually thinking about it, Jiu Tun can't be blamed for this, after all he is a monster, and eating people is a matter of course... It's just that I didn't make my position clear at the beginning, and felt that I had an improper relationship with him, so he would Don't eat me.

Alas, it's hard to think about it, that ancient monster Shuten will definitely eat me whole.

In fact, my lungs can be made into husband and wife lung slices, my kidney can be fried into a kidney, my spine can be made into a sheep scorpion, and my legs can be made into a cola human leg...

Thinking about it, I couldn't help crying. Before I could cry twice, I was hit by a whip, and I jumped up with a groan. I couldn't believe that someone would treat me like this, a poor person who had suffered such a tragedy. girl.

A brown skin held a whip and beat me down again.

I jumped up and looked around. There was a bunch of half-clothed brown skins all kneeling on the ground, and a group of people in white skirts were holding whips, all looking at me.

Wow I didn't die? ! ! !

I'm in Egypt?

Before I regained my composure, another bunch of whips came over my head and face, and there was the sound of someone yelling at me to kneel down, and another bunch of people like guards with weapons came running over to stab me.

Mommy scared me to death!

I had never seen such a big scene before, I jumped up and ran, but with the sound of those people holding whips, those kneeling people below also stood up to catch me.

Resident Evil is nothing more than that!

I spent my whole life, even using my spiritual power to open the way, and I finally squeezed out of the crowd like a salted fish. Before I could catch my breath, I felt the silence around me was terrifying.

Looking around, everyone was cast down like before, only me, the salted fish, was lying on the ground in a daze.

"Is this the program you prepared for Yu?"

When I looked up, I saw a group of people standing not far in front of me, led by a handsome guy!

Oh my god, he's so handsome, he's not the same handsome as Brother Jiutun!

My brother Tun's handsomeness always carries a domineering evil spirit, but this handsome guy is really pure and domineering. He obviously has brown skin, but his whole body seems to be glowing!

"Hahahaha, how interesting! Do you have the courage to look directly at Yu?!"

Mom, help me, I couldn't help laughing out loud!

As soon as the laughter came out, I immediately realized who it was. After all, we played so many activities together and heard him countless times hahahahaha, how could I forget this person!

Terrible La Er!

The silence around made me feel that I was disrespectful when I laughed, but La Er didn't speak, and no one dared to say anything, everything was quiet, and I was a little embarrassed to laugh, but La Er didn't care at all.

He seems to be used to everyone kneeling and giving orders on his own, so he won't be embarrassed because no one responds, and he won't be uncomfortable because he is different.

"Are you a slave here?" La Er asked me, he came over and looked down at me, "A person with great power, why did you appear in Yu's territory?"

Wow!Don't come so close to me!I'm about to faint!

I couldn't help but move myself back a bit, raised my head to look at La Er, and stammered in his interested but cold eyes: "I'm not a slave, I just came to this world and here I am. "

La Er laughed again, I was so hung up on not following hahaha, I suppressed the hahaha that I was about to say, and listened to what La Er was going to say.

"Yu is the Pharaoh, a guest from afar, before you leave, you will temporarily live in Yu's Egypt!"

That's how I settled down in ancient Egypt!

This time it's different from in Heian-kyo, I'm the king's guest now!

The wine pool and meat forest are nothing more than that!I can do whatever I want!

Although the food is still not delicious, but after all, there are many more types, and I can always have it when I want to eat, so I don’t need to hunt!

But I still feel unhappy. After all, when we are together with Jiu Tun, no matter how hard we suffer, Jiu Tun always accommodates me. Even if Jiu Tun talks like a straight man of steel, I think our Hearts are stuck together.

Kolar is different.

I stayed here for seven or eight days, but I was just put in a palace, and La Er never came to see me. Although there were many servants serving me, whenever I talked to them, they were all in fear Kneeling on the ground, no matter what I asked, I didn't say a word.

Alas, for a person like me who needs spiritual civilization more than material needs, this kind of life is like serving a sentence.

Fortunately, La Er finally summoned me before I tore the house down.

In the past few days, I have gone through the crazy brainwashing of all the people around me. I can no longer look at La Er with the attitude of the king hahaha. I am a little nervous, especially when I walk into that huge palace and pass through countless dancers When I was a dancer, I felt that I was really lucky that I didn't get killed when I saw La Er for the first time.

When I saw La Er, he looked very comfortable lying on his side on the huge and resplendent soft bed, surrounded by five or six beautiful girls who looked almost erotic, looking at me with an arrogant smile.

"Guests from afar, come sit down and tell me about your experience."

I tremblingly walked up to him and sat down on the table next to him. I always felt like a little rabbit who strayed into a tiger party. Everyone was so at ease. I was the only one who felt particularly uncomfortable. .

And even though La Er said he wanted to listen to me tell what happened to me, after I sat down, he just drank and watched the people in front of him dance for fun. I breathed a sigh of relief and began to think hard.

Since I was born, is there anything I can say to him without losing face?

……I, I grew up playing with mud since I was a child, and I have been studying and attending remedial classes since I can remember. The greatest achievement in my life is being a three-good student.

The thing Ge You does the most on Saturdays and Sundays is swiping his phone paralyzed. He usually doesn’t have any special hobbies, and his life is simply lacklustre, except that Jiu Tun and La Er said that I have a particularly powerful power...but I don’t know how to use it either. ah!

The more I think about it, the more I feel that I have nothing to say to La Er, and I feel depressed.

"Why, don't you like this kind of performance?"

I looked back at La Er, he was sitting in the center not far from me, the expression he looked at me made me think that if I said I didn't like this performance, he could kill these people directly.

Hi, that's why I feel so sad.

Unlike Tun Tun, a monster who would accept and respond as soon as he approached, a human king like La Er couldn't get close at all!

He was very kind in every move, and even held a welcome banquet for me, but his every move made people feel that you are so far away.

I still like men like Brother Tun!

"No, I just remembered what happened before." I replied nervously, "After all, I really can't think of anything worth telling you."

"Oh?" La Er showed an interested expression, and the group of people who were dancing on the ground raised their hands and knelt down, and the huge space suddenly fell silent, "Have such power, but haven't experienced any commendable adventures? "

"Yes." I felt very ashamed, but I couldn't brag if I was asked to, so I apologized to him very ashamedly, "I'm really just a very, very ordinary girl, I don't have any experience to tell you... ..."

"Ordinary? Are all the people in your kingdom like you, possessing such great power?" La Er asked, "Are you an envoy from the Kingdom of God?"

"That's not the case, I used to be very ordinary, completely different from a king like you, just... well, the kind of your subjects?" I replied honestly, "Maybe it's because I came to a different world , have a different power."

After all, I have more than 100 heroic spirits, all onmyoji shikigami, Qidu all artifacts, and a lot of cards in Yulinglu!

"Interesting." La Er laughed, "Yu is the Pharaoh, the king of kings, and countless praiseworthy heroes were born in Yu's territory. When they met Yu, they all prepared a magnificent experience."

Speaking of this, he looked at me all of a sudden, and the smile on his face was replaced by anger in an instant: "Only you, who possess the most powerful power among them, don't want to tell Yu your story?!"

I'm really going to be scared to death by him!

His last question made me startled, my tears almost didn't come out, and I trembled: "No, it's not like that, I, I, I, I, I'm not joking, I don't know how I have this, this, this, this power! "

La Er was still staring at me closely. After I was so nervous that I was about to cry, his body relaxed again, like a cobra, he slowly leaned back on the bed behind him, and laughed: "Really? , then you must have an unusual experience, tell your story, and let Yu Lai decide whether you are a hero or an ordinary person."

What are you talking about?

My brain is blank now, and I really rely on the instinct of my mouth to speak: "I, I come from the rabbit country..."

La Er raised his hand, although I only met him for the second time, but his so righteous arrogance made me understand his meaning at once, stopped and looked at him sideways: "Rabbit country?"

There was a young man sitting on the other side of him, but I didn't realize that he was too imposing before.

"I've never heard of this country, is it a small country somewhere?"

I:! ! !

You are paralyzed!Dare to black my rabbit!

... so angry!Even if I can't be cowardly now, when I heard the courtiers of La Er describe our country as a small and insignificant country, I jumped up angrily: "You fart!"

Those two people looked at me, and La Er frowned displeasedly. I hesitated a bit, and immediately puffed up my chest: "You can look down on me, but you can't look down on me!"

The young man sitting next to La Er said: "Sorry, I have never heard of your country, can you tell me about it?"

Wow, you underestimate me who has been studying history since elementary school!

Angrily, I started from the beginning of Pangu's creation of the world, and went all the way backward.

I talked about the struggle between Yan and Huang against nature, about the battle of gods and beliefs, about Yingzheng’s unification of weights and measures, about the change of dynasties, about a century of humiliation, about the establishment of the Rabbit Kingdom, about the new Cold War, and about the disintegration of Mao Xiong... …

In the end, I was a little dry mouthed, but I still told them very seriously: "Now do you know, my rabbit is super amazing!"

"It surprises me," said the young man. "You are a historian... no, a scholar?"

I felt a lot better when I spewed out a long paragraph in my heart, and immediately became cowardly again, and said weakly: "...I've said it all, I'm just an ordinary person."

The young man glanced at La Er and asked me, "Then why haven't we heard of your country?"

"Because it's not in the same state...?"

...Wait a minute, I know the country of rabbits is in Asia, but where is Egypt...?

Mom help!

The author has something to say:

I always love Tun Ge!

But I also like pulling two!

No contradiction, hmm!