[My English] It's not a problem if you can communicate with your fists

When I woke up, the sun was already high.

I sat up from the bed and rubbed my sore temples vigorously.The eardrums were filled with the "buzzing" sound of tinnitus, which made me wonder if I had fallen into a bee swarm.

How would I describe my current environment?

Just messy.

There were messy clothes scattered under the bed, everything from coats to underwear, the sheets were crumpled by external forces, and the pillows were thrown to the corner of the bed. The most frightening thing was that there seemed to be a... man lying beside me .

It took me almost 1 minute to recognize this person as Shinsao.

So I raised my foot and kicked Xin Cao's waist and eyes.The latter looked up sleepily, and suddenly reached out and grabbed my arm, forcing me to lie down again.

"It's still early, I'll sleep again."

"I've got your uncle's head!" I knocked on his wrist with my backhand, and rode on his waist in a dodge, and grabbed his neck with the other free hand. Get up, old lady!"

Only then did the other party slowly open their eyes again, "...What are you so nervous about?"

"Don't you think you should explain the situation?"

"There's nothing to explain," the man with the purple seaweed head yawned, and easily slipped away from my grip. "You drank too much last night, so I brought you back." He said while Sitting on the edge of the bed, he pulled up the clothes under the bed and put them on himself.

Only then did I realize that this was Xinsao's rented apartment.

After graduating from Xiongying, Xinsao moved out of his home.According to him, living with parents after adulthood would make him seem useless.Of course, I still live in Yuki's family. After all, my status is quite special. Even if I want to express that I can be independent and ask to move out, my family will not agree.

However, this did not appease my anger.I feel like that screaming chicken that was popular on the Internet a few years ago, "...I drank too much, and then, what did you do?"

Xinsao gave me a look of "experience yourself", "Then it's what you see."

I picked up the pillow at hand and threw it on his head, "What does my mother look like!"

A brief description of the current state of Xinsao and I is that we are sleeping on the same bed without a trace.If Xinsao told me that nothing happened last night, I would wonder if he had a dog outside.

The owner of the house yawned again, and grabbed the pillow I threw over, "What do you want to eat in the morning? Shall I make some porridge?"

"Whatever." I replied, "Wait, don't change the subject, answer my question!"

"What can I answer?" The other party looked very impatient, "You drank too much, I brought you back, and then the lonely man and widow rolled together in the same bed."

Seems like it does make sense... hell.

So I let out a roar full of anger: "Fearing people made me kill your whole family!"

"My whole family including you, thank you." Xin Cao stood up calmly, "Forget it, it's past ten o'clock, let's have breakfast and lunch together."

"Then I'll kill you and then commit suicide!"

"Be gentle, I'm afraid of pain." The man's voice was so calm that he didn't want to be beaten. "I called the office. You are resting like me today. If you don't want to sleep, get up and wash up. I'll order takeaway."

"Didn't you just say cooking porridge?"

"I say it casually and you believe it."

"...Mr. Worrying, you are a dog!"

"Miss Yuki Niu, I think you don't want to be a bitch."

Ignoring my hysteria, Shinsao went straight to the living room.

I sat on the bed and tried to recall what happened last night.

Yesterday, Xiongying's old classmates from the general department held a class reunion. Although they had transferred classes, Xin Cao and I were barely considered former students of the general department, so we naturally received the invitation.At first I thought I was going to show my face and pull me down, but I didn't expect to be cut off by the monitor of the original D class. By the time I realized it, I had already been filled with two full bottles.

In fact, it is quite normal to be drunk. I am now a back office staff member of the firm, and occasionally I need to socialize.But I forgot what the old squad leader told me. Anyway, I was a little emotional at the time and kept drinking. At the end of the drinking, I could only let Xin Cao carry me back.

Xinsao didn't dare to carry me back to Yucheng's house. In the middle of the night, even if he was a legally married couple, if he carried me back drunk, he would definitely be beaten to the bone by the cheap daddy.

...Although I feel that if he carried me home, he would still be beaten to the bone by Cheap Daddy afterwards.

I put my hands in to sort out the cause and effect of the matter, and finally understood the general idea.

After sorting things out, I reached out and took the clothes that Xinsao threw at my hand and started to put them on myself.There is nothing uncomfortable in other aspects, but the headache after the hangover is particularly obvious.

Sure enough, the novels are all lies.

In the living room came the voice of Xinsao calling for takeaway.

Neither Xinsao nor I know how to cook.To be precise, he can do heart exercises, but he is too lazy to do them, and I am the type who can't do them at all.Anyway, Yuki's family has a special nanny to cook, so I don't need to learn this skill.

After getting dressed, I went straight to the bathroom to wash up.

This wasn't the first time I'd spent the night at Xinshao's house.There are two toothbrushes in the cup on the sink, two towels are hanging on the shelf next to the mirror, and there are even two pairs of slippers for bathing, one big and one small.

Thinking about it carefully, even if something happened between me and Xin Cao, it wouldn't be a big surprise.According to Daddy Cheap's arrangement, we can go to get the certificate in the spring of next year. If it wasn't for Xinsao who just graduated and didn't have much grades, we might have lived together long ago.

However, I still feel a little sorry for Cheap Daddy.

If he knew that I just finished messing with my heart like this, he would probably be crazy.

The purple-haired man ghosted behind me, and I could even see the stubble on his chin in the mirror.

I took the razor from the shelf next to the mirror and threw it into his arms, because my mouth was full of foam, and my words were not very clear, "... I shaved my beard, it looks annoying!"

He said "oh" and stood right behind me and started shaving.

The sound of the shaver running is a bit disturbing.I spat out the foam in my mouth and rinsed my mouth, then took a towel and wiped it on my face twice. When I raised my head again, Xin Cao had already cleaned up, and he didn't leave, just standing behind me, staring at me. staring at my face through the mirror.

"Is there something on my face?" I covered my face with a towel and rubbed it a few times.

"Niuxu." The man called me, and fell silent again.I think he's a little hesitant.

"Ok?"

"Let's get married."

"Don't you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau in the spring of next year... Also, who do you want to marry when you propose with empty hands?"

"I can't wait until next year." The other party replied solemnly, "I want to go with you now."

I turned my head to look at him in bewilderment.Compared with memory, Xinsao seems to have grown taller, and the contours of his face are not as youthful as when he was a student.Even if I really don't want to admit it, Xinsao has grown to the point where I can hang me up and beat me.

The other party took my posture, supported the edge of the basin with both hands, and wrapped me in his arms at a very subtle angle.Both he and I were hungover, and when we got closer, I could even smell the strong smell of alcohol on the man.

It's not romantic at all.I think.I was stuck in the bathroom by my boyfriend and said that we are going to get married now, and he still smelled of alcohol, so I was a little baffled.

"Niuxu?" Xin Cao called out again.

I raised my hand and covered his face with the towel and rubbed it vigorously twice: "...Wake up, you." Xin Cao subconsciously withdrew his right hand to get the towel, and I took the opportunity to slip out from under his armpit.

"Don't you want to?" His muffled voice came from behind, I don't know if it was an illusion, he seemed a little frustrated.

I turned around and smiled at him.

"You don't even have a ring, why should I promise you!"

"The ring is in the first drawer of the desk in the bedroom. You can see it when you open it. The one in the red box, take it and put it on yourself. I will take it as your promise!"

"... Worrying about others makes you a dog!"

The author has something to say:

It was agreed that there would be no extras in this article, but I still enjoyed it in the end.

The outline next door made me depressed and I need to write something non-abuse to wake up my mind