What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

Lin Xi felt a very cold feeling at the moment.

After coming out of the astrology tower, for some reason, Gandharva followed her.

At first, Lin Xi thought that the two of them were taking the same route, but later found out that it was wrong—Gandharva kept falling behind her by a few steps, and adjusted her walking rhythm to be the same as her own: when she walked faster, she also changed her speed. Fast; if she walks slowly, she also slows down.

Lin Xi was not calm anymore.

Why is this scene so familiar?If a cicada crows in a while, wouldn't it be crazy between the two of them? ==

Lin Xi was frightened into a cold sweat by her divergent thinking.

She hates horror stories the most, and it would be more enjoyable to let Gandapo stab her kidney directly from behind! QQ

"That... Goddamn." Lin Xi finally couldn't stand the tingling sensation in his scalp, and turned around with a stiff smile, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

Gandharva stopped in her tracks and looked her up and down critically with her big eyes.

"I don't see anything special about you..."

"???"

A series of question marks appeared on Lin Xi's head.

"You seem to be under 20 years old?"

"……Yes?"

Why does Lin Xi feel so awkward when a little loli who seems to have just entered the first grade of elementary school uses the words "less than 20 years old" to describe herself?

"In other words...you are more than 200 years younger than me."

Na-ni-! ?

Lin Xi was messed up in the wind.

She suddenly had an idea——

Could it be... I am the youngest one among all the characters?

Etc., etc--

Lin Xi fell into unprecedented chaos.

In other words, in the comics, King Asura married a granddaughter who is equivalent to his granddaughter's granddaughter... Is XN's generation sheer fat! ?

Oh my god!

Lin Xi thought in horror.

Such insane behavior can no longer be summed up by "Lolicon"!

Rounding it up, King Asura is equivalent to a "pedophile"!

Lin Xi's brain cells were dancing wildly and chaotically to the song "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows All Over the Floor".

Gandapo obviously didn't know that Lin Xi's thoughts had strayed far from the topic, so she said to herself, "I have a good relationship with Jixiangtian."

"……Oh."

What does that have to do with me?Could it be...

With great effort to turn off the single cycle in his mind, some of Lin Xi's brain cells still haven't returned to normal.She will open her mind crookedly:

In the comics, King Gandapo likes girls, so is this little loli just jealous?After all, it seems that it is not yet the time for Sumo to appear on stage, so it cannot be ruled out that Gandapo has a good impression of Jixiangtian!

Lin Xi's mind was twisted and out of control.

"I heard Jixiangtian say a lot about you." Gandapo said.

"Oh..." Lin Xi touched her chin and nodded.

This tone, this content, Gandapo is really jealous, right?

But... I didn't expect Ji Xiangtian to have a big mouth too. Sure enough, it's impossible for girls to keep something secret?

"I found that you seem to have a lot of ghost ideas."

"what?"

Lin Xi didn't understand where Gandapo came to her conclusion.

——She, ghost idea, how many?

Shouldn't these words be "I found that you are really Bingxue, clever, intelligent, wise, and unparalleled..." Like this, no amount of beautiful words can be enough to list fancy compliments?

Baby Lin Xi has a little emotion.

Gandharva cut to the chase and said, "I want to ask you for a favor."

The (future) strongest four heavenly kings, King Gandapo, is seeking help from himself! ?

Lin Xi was a little flattered, and couldn't even take care of her petty emotions.

Just kidding, if you have a good relationship with the current Gandapo, let her owe you favors, say that there will be no "Little Asura" or "Six Stars" in the future, and you can ask her for help Fight it!

Thinking of this, Lin Xi hurriedly said: "You say what you say, as long as I can do it, I will never say the word 'no'!"

Gandharva said: "I want you to help that guy Yemo deal with him severely, so that he won't dare to come to Shanjian City again!"

What the hell? ? ?

Lin Xi picked out her ears, wondering if she heard it wrong.

Let her punish the male protagonist of "Holy Biography" hand-picked in Jiuyao's prophecy and the future husband of Asura?Or give it a hard time?Or is it a harsh meal that leaves a psychological shadow?

She is not crazy!

Lin Xi's inner villain crazily lifted the table.

Gandapo, do you think that there are not enough flags for Shezhili in the comics, and the death is not miserable enough? !Actually planning to pull the (future) Yasha King and little Asura into a 3|P drama of "stabbing the stepmother together"? !Such an obscene|violent ten|eight|forbidden plot, be careful and she will report it to the relevant department!

Seeing that Lin Xi didn't reply, Gandapo said, "Have any difficulties? Can't it be done?"

Lin Xi shook her head like a rattle: "It can't be done, it can't be done! You'd better hire someone else!"

Gandapo's face darkened: "You said you would never say 'no' at all!"

"That's why I said the complete word 'no'." Lin Xi was as good as the flow, and "liked, collected, and coined" for his foresight in his heart in one go.

Gandharva's face was extremely ugly.

"Wait a moment!"

Before she got angry, Lin Xi made the classic "Erkang hand" gesture and said first: "Actually, it won't be of much use if you target Yemo like this!"

Gandharva stared at her for a while, then slowly said: "What do you mean by that?"

Lin Xi cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Just like what Teacher Ma said, conflicts have their root causes and direct causes. Among them, the root cause refers to the root cause that causes things to change or the cause that causes things to change. The most essential reason; and the direct cause refers to the most direct impetus to the occurrence and development of things and the cause of their changes, which is commonly known as the "fuse".

Gandapo raised her hand and asked, "Who is Teacher Ma?"

Lin Xi choked, and said, "...Mr. Marx, do you know?"

"do not know."

If you don't know, ask!

Lin Xi once again despised the cultural level in "Holy Biography".

She then said to Gandharva: "The conflict between you and Yemo is directly caused by you... Don't stare at me, it is indeed you who have been actively looking for trouble!"

Lin Xi couldn't help arguing for the future Yasha King: "Yemo is innocent, I believe you know this better than anyone else. Because the root cause of this incident comes from your mother!"

She remembered that it was said in the manga that Gandapo's mother was a married woman, but she fell in love with King Yasha at first sight. She was tortured by this unrequited love that she knew would never come to fruition, so she could only wash her face with tears all day long, and finally died in depression end……

Also because of her mother's tragedy, Gandapo had the distorted values ​​of "hating the weak and respecting only the strong" at a young age, and tragedy was ushered in at the end of the comics without exception.

Thinking of this, Lin Xi let out a "tsk" angrily.

How does she feel that there are so many fucking parents in "Holy Biography"!Take a look at each of these, what kind of things have they instilled in their own (and other people's) children! ?

Gandapo was suddenly told the secret of herself and her mother, and her eyes suddenly became fierce: "How do you know? No... who are you!?"

Lin Xi looked down at this little girl with spikes all over her body, who intended to protect her mother and herself——

Gandapo... Unexpectedly, she is a person who likes her mother very much!

She couldn't help smiling, and squatted down, her eyes were level with Gandharva.

Then--

thump.

"?!"

Gandharva covered her forehead in disbelief.

She was just blown out of her mind by this Asura witch—? !

Lin Xi let out a "puchi" laugh.

"Children, don't show such a scary expression!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely find a way to open your mother's heart knot!"

Gandapo looked at the smiling face in a daze, and asked cautiously with anticipation: "Really?"

"Well! Leave it to me!"

Lin Xi nodded, and beat her chest vigorously to ensure that she spoke forcefully.

"Ouch!"

》》》》》》"Sunrise, Astrology Tower

Peacock, who had finished the course, came to the empty room on the second floor of the Astrology Tower - it was "occupied" by an uninvited guy talking to himself seven days ago.

"Shezhi, it's getting dark, why don't you go back?"

Peacock looked curiously at the person who was sitting at the desk writing hard. These days, she always came here early and wrote for a whole day, and she didn't know what she was busy with!

"Oh, my old waist..."

Lin Xi stood up with her waist supported, and moved step by step as if suffering from hemiplegia!

Peacock looked at Lin Xi's funny face with bared teeth and couldn't help laughing in his heart.

As he stepped forward to support Lin Xi, he looked at the stack of papers on the table full of words.

"What Romeo and Juliet had to say on the Titanic?" Peacock finished reading every word, frowning, "What is this, Shezhi?"

"Something to relieve the boredom of King Gandapo." Lin Xi replied casually while turning her stiff neck.

Peacock picked it up curiously and flipped through a few pages: "Is this... a musical script?"

"...No?" Lin Xi wondered why the peacock thought so. "This can be regarded as a novel, right?"

"novel……?"

"Uh... that's the storybook?" Lin Xi said uncertainly.

Isn't there even a "novel" in this world?Woohoo, how boring that is!

"It's no wonder that King Gandapo is dying because of a speechless unrequited love that 'started on one's own side and ended on one's own'..." Lin Xi felt that she had exposed the truth.

"What did you just say, Shezhi?" Peacock looked at her curiously.

"It's nothing, nothing." Lin Xi waved his hand, turned to peacock and smiled, "By the way, can I ask you something?"

"Okay, what's the matter?"

Seeing that Peacock agreed without even asking, Lin Xi couldn't help being taken aback.

She handed the stack of papers to Peacock: "Give this to Gandharva tomorrow, and let her show it to her mother."

Because Yemo will come to visit Jiuyao tomorrow, so Gandharva who decided to "never give up pranking Yemo until Shezhi comes up with effective means" will definitely come.

Poor Yemo...

Lin Xi couldn't help feeling sad for this young man who was not favored by the god of luck.

"I see, but why did you write this for King Gandapo?" Peacock asked.

"To find something for her to do." Lin Xi rolled her eyes, "To save some people from moaning about nothing, thinking too much every day and doing too little..."

"In other words, don't panic!"