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"This this……"

Lin Xi's eyes widened, and he stretched out a finger tremblingly.

"what is this--?!"

She pointed at King Ashura...the big bed behind her let out an unbearable scream.

Di Shitian, who had already expected Lin Xi's reaction, laughed very quickly, coughed again immediately, and said seriously: "Babies. Children under one year old belong to the kingdom of animals, the phylum of chordates, the class of mammals, and the order of primates." ..."

"Who asked you this!!!" Lin Xi said frantically.

She stared at the two little groups of the same body shape with different hair colors on the bed, feeling as if the sky had collapsed!

"No, no, no, it's impossible! I don't remember, I definitely didn't! But...!"

She walked up to King Ashura in a few steps, and asked like a bullet: "Really? Whose? Where did it come from? How did it come from? Why are you here? What are you going to do!?"

King Ashura couldn't help but push back half a step under Lin Xi's aggressiveness. He had a strong feeling that the witch in front of him seemed to be pulling his collar and shaking it in the next second.

"Shezhi, shhh!"

Jia Luo saw the two little tuanzi moving, showing some signs of being woken up, so he waved to Lin Xi hurriedly.

Lin Xi looked back and forth between Jia Luo and the two Xiaotuanzi, crossed his hips and took several deep breaths to cool down the temperature of his brain.

She raised her chin at the two big men and motioned for them to follow her to the terrace connected to the bedroom.

"Explain." Lin Xi folded his arms and said concisely.

Well, this time it feels like I was discovered by my parents when I did something bad...

King Asura smiled helplessly, and said honestly, "This is my child."

Really! ! !

Lin Xi was hit by this cruel reality with a bang, and couldn't recover for a long time.

"You, your child..." she said weakly, "Who is that child's mother?"

Could it be that this plot has run wild to the point of boys and girls? ?

Lin Xi couldn't help looking at Di Shitian, wanting to study how he gave birth to a child, or two!

Yes, two!

Lin Xi looked back at King Ashura again.

What's going on?Attack each other, accept each other, and give birth to each other? ? ?

Under Lin Xi's increasingly "wretched" gaze, King Ashura and Di Shitian suddenly felt the chrysanthemum cool down.

"Stop thinking wildly over there!" Di Shitian, who knew how out of tune this witch usually thinks, couldn't help shouting.

King Asura stopped Di Shitian, turned around and explained to Lin Xi.

"The child's mother is a witch of the Mahulaka tribe, named 'Douzhi'."

"On the way of the expeditionary army's crusade against monsters, she suddenly ran over and asked to see me."

"According to her, she discovered during divination that there has been a huge deviation in the future. This deviation is so large that it will destroy the world, and it is impossible for people to turn a blind eye."

"As such, she hopes to do what she can to reverse the situation..."

Lin Xi slowly lowered her arms.

Wait, this "Douzhi" is not the "Douzhi" in her impression, is it?

The mother of the main character Silang Kamui in "X-men" - Zhenshen Douzhi! ?

Lin Xi: "Emmmm..."

Di Shitian: "What's wrong? Your face is wrinkled into a chrysanthemum!"

"Let me tell you," Lin Xi said to King Ashura, expecting to be denied, "Did that Douzhi say something like 'I want to have a child for you, a child born for this world'?" If you are nagging, come to recommend yourself to you?"

King Ashura was stunned for a moment: "How do you know... Ah, did you see it in your dream?"

It's really ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Lin Xi embraced her incompetence.

What a dream!Even if I was daydreaming, I would never have imagined that this character would suddenly appear as a "taker"!

Although the clamp world communicated with "Clamp Academy" as early as the period of "X-men", and the subsequent "XXX" and "Yi·Chronicle" even connected all the comic worlds together, but Lin Xiwan Unexpectedly, even the world wall of the early comic "Holy Legend" was broken through!

"Is this what you call 'meeting a bad person at a bad time'...? Or is it because I messed up the plot and the worldline started trying to fix itself?"

Lin Xi unconsciously gnawed on her thumbnail, feeling extremely confused.

She originally thought of making Di Shitian and King Asura a pair, which was equivalent to realizing family planning indirectly, and directly eliminated the hidden danger of "little Asura killing his mother" in the plot before it took shape.

Unexpectedly, the other party came up with a "jedi counter-kill", and transferred the task of "Mother of Asura" to others neatly, and before she could react, he put the established fact of "Little Asura's birth" in front of her. before her eyes...

A song suddenly sounded in Lin Xi's mind——

without any precautions,

I don't have any worries,

You appear in my world like this,

scare me,

I can't love myself.

……

God!O earth!Don't bring such a playful person!

After half a year of hard work, I will return to before liberation!

It's better to come directly to Dao Lei and kill her! QQ

"Hey... are you alright?"

Di Shitian frowned and looked at Lin Xi, wondering why this witch suddenly showed a look of lovelessness.

"Are you okay? Hehehehe..."

Lin Xi let out a series of weird laughter like a broken person.

"It's okay...you big-headed ghost!"

She stepped in front of King Asura, full of anger.

"What did I tell you before the army started, huh?"

"Did I tell you 'don't act impulsively,' huh?"

"Did I tell you 'you can discuss with others if you have limited ideas', huh?"

"Did I tell you 'If there is really nothing good to do, just come back and find me to solve it', huh?"

When Lin Xi asked a question, he punched King Ashura's chest with his fingers.

"Do you think so? Ah? Ah? Ah!?"

King Asura was forced back again and again by Lin Xi, and finally pressed his back against the wall.

"You, don't be so excited, Shezhi..."

His figure is obviously much taller and burlier than Lin Xi, but under Lin Xi's "bombardment", King Asura's irresistible appearance is just like a cat that got angry and was forced into a corner by the cat so that he couldn't lift his head Come on big dog.

Di Shitian rubbed his eyes vigorously for a long time before dispelling this illusion from his eyes.

He couldn't stand it anymore, he stepped forward and grabbed Lin Xi's "devil claws" that kept clicking on King Asura's chest muscles.

"Almost enough."

"How is that possible!?"

Lin Xi shook Di Shitian away with a "slap", and pointed to the room with a "swish".

"You two even gave me a baby, how can you let me calm down?! No matter how calm you are, maybe one day you will be inexplicably cold!"

"And you!"

Lin Xi looked at Di Shitian bitterly.

"A woman who came out of nowhere suddenly wanted to have a baby with King Asura of your family, and you just agreed?!"

Di Shitian was overjoyed by Lin Xi's words, "Your Asura King", and even Lin Xi was not angry when he pointed at him like a teapot, but rather wanted to laugh.

His usual domineering tone rarely explained softly: "Of course I won't let a woman of unknown origin monopolize him."

Lin Xi was stunned.

No, no!

Dude, you have a lot of information! ! !

She tentatively asked cautiously: "You won't...together...that, you know?"

Of course Di Shitian understood.

He raised his eyebrows at Lin Xi and smiled, which made Lin Xi's heart beat wildly!

--parking!parking!

——Open the door and let me down!

——This is not a car for kindergarten at all! QQ

However, King Asura obviously felt that Lin Xi's CPU wasn't burned enough.

He asked solemnly, "I hope you can help me take care of my son, Shezhi."

"There is no way!" Lin Xi refused without thinking.

Di Shitian snorted coldly, and said, "You are a witch of the Asura clan, and you must obey the king's orders."

Lin Xi said without hesitation, "Then I will resign now."

Asura King said: "The witches who perform the ritual are all tenured for life. Unless the predecessor dies, they cannot quit their duties."

Co-authoring her doesn't even count as hiring employees, so she's simply a slave? !

This profiteer... oh no!It's the unscrupulous landlord Zhou Paipi!

Lin Xi's cheeks twitched hard twice.

"Anyway, I'm not going to do it, you can go to whomever you like!"

After saying these words, Lin Xi didn't care what the couple's expressions were, and went straight into the room and dragged Jia Luo away.

Just kidding, the event she most wants to avoid is becoming the mother of little Asura!It is simply a high-risk occupation that will be killed by your son in minutes!

"Wait, wait a minute, Shezhi!?" Jia Luo couldn't figure out the situation in a daze, and she held Lin Xi worriedly, "Why do you look so ugly? You were outside just now..."

"Wow ah ah ah-!"

The movement of the two of them woke up the little black-haired baby who had been sleeping soundly. He flattened his mouth and started crying loudly.This time it woke up the other little red-haired baby, and then it evolved into two little dumplings, crying loudly as if they were in a competition.

Lin Xi and the others had never seen such a battle before, they were all shocked by the "magic sound", covered their ears and backed away, helpless.

Among the four adults, only Jia Luo ran to the bed in a panic, hugging one, coaxing the other, trying to comfort the two little dumplings.

Seeing Jia Luo running over, Lin Xi subconsciously took two steps forward, but she quickly realized that she stood there in embarrassment and stopped moving.

Seeing the crying of the two children getting quieter, King Asura breathed a sigh of relief.

He secretly rejoiced that thanks to the silence barrier set up in advance, otherwise the crying just now would definitely have quarreled the entire Asura City.

"Look, Shezhi..."

"Gara, let's go."

Lin Xi interrupted King Asura, and pulled Jia Luo who was coaxing the child again.

"But, but!" Jia Luo couldn't let go of the baby who hadn't stopped crying.

"It's nothing! These two children have nothing to do with us... Oh, I'll go!"

Lin Xi's scalp tightened, and her whole body was pulled crookedly without paying attention.

But the "culprit" held a lock of Lin Xi's hair in his hand as if he had found something interesting, laughing through his tears.Even the brother lying next to him stopped crying and looked at him with big eyes full of curiosity.

"..."

Lin Xi couldn't vent her anger at being suddenly pulled by someone's hair.

She carefully pulled out her hair without saying a word, then took Jia Luo's hand persistently and left.

did not expect……

"Hiss—" Lin Xi threw her head back suddenly, "I'm going, it hurts like hell!"

She clutched the root of her hair with tears in her eyes and turned around and shouted, "Don't keep pulling my hair!"

"Ah—ah—" the black-haired Xiaotuanzi shouted excitedly at Lin Xi, and the golden pupils unique to the Ashura clan shone brightly under the light.

For the first time, Lin Xi began to feel annoyed about her ankle-length hair.

She pulled her hair back angrily, regardless of how many hairs were torn off, and then took another step.

"Ah-ah-"

"Ah... woo woo..."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Ban for pushing the landmine thrown by the little angel all his life!Super-Open-Sen~XD

Thank you all fairies for your comments and nutritional solutions!Every time I read an update, it is very heartwarming!