What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

Be careful if you mess around again, I will spank your ass! ! !

Be careful, I'll spank your ass! ! !

Be careful, I will spank your ass! ! !

Be careful I spank your ass! ! !

Heart I spank your ass Oh! ! !

I spank your ass! ! !

spank your ass! ! !

Oh your ass! ! !

Oh ass! ! !

Share Oh! ! !

Oh! ! !

!!!

An exasperated roar echoed in the huge empty city, looping back and forth, one after another, with the momentum of "circling the beam for three days, endlessly".

Not to mention that the other people present were skeptical of life, even Lin Xi herself was taken aback by the continuous "spanking" sound waves.

She put down her hand in embarrassment, and looked at the violent Asura with a guilty conscience.

I saw that the boy in the air didn't suffer from the second-year illness, didn't hahaha, and didn't wantonly play with fire. He just stared at her with two golden pupils, as if he couldn't understand the destructive painting style in front of him. The guy popped out of that rock anyway.

The wind whizzed between the two, announcing to everyone - "What you are seeing now is not a still picture :)".

Lin Xi looked left and right, and found that she couldn't count on others, so she could only bite the bullet and go on stage by herself to ease the awkward atmosphere.

She cleared her throat bluntly and deliberately, and said solemnly: "The wind is a bit noisy today!"

Everyone: "..."

Wind: Hurrah--!

Lin Xi: Oh, it's over.

At first, Lin Xi thought that there would be no more embarrassing situation than the "spanking" just now, but the facts told her that there really was!And she created it by herself.

——Life is endless, and death is endless.

——Dedicated to all the workers who are fighting on the front line of death, Amen!

Lin Xi, who originally planned to take the noble and glamorous route to save the world, wanted to cry but had no tears.

Cold, calm down, me!

The most important thing now is to find Doraemon's time machine!

Hurry up and take me back to the timeline before the shameful words were uttered! ! !

Lin Xi used her own tragedy to prove to the general public that the Second Second Disease is really an extremely dangerous disease, because it is contagious! QQ

"She...fat...?"

There was a voice of disbelief amidst doubts.

Lin Xi woke up from the embarrassing "low pressure".

She looked up, and saw the young man covering his head as if he had a migraine, his brows and eyes tightly frowned because of impatience, but still staring at herself as if he didn't give up.

Uh-huh?

...Is this a playful rhythm?

Lin Xi carefully glanced at Ashura's empty hands.

Fortunately, this child is not equipped with the top-level "mother-slaying knife" - the Shura knife, no matter how you say it, he won't be able to stab himself right through...

After doing enough psychological construction, Lin Xi stretched out his hand to the boy.

"Come here, Asura!"

The boy stared blankly at her movements, but soon his headache became even worse.

"Asura?!"

Lin Xi was taken aback by the young man who seemed to have a splitting headache, and hurriedly wanted to check it out, but he was forced back by the oncoming flames as soon as he moved.

The boy showed her a fierce look like a ghost, and his golden eyes even turned into vertical pupils.

"Those who disturb me, those who interfere with me, those who seal me..." the boy said fiercely, his sharp fangs smelled like bloodthirsty, "I will kill you!!!"

"I'm not, I don't have a boss, you've got the wrong person!!!" Lin Xi denied it three times.

She doesn't have a life so hard that she dares to take the role of Yasha King. The brutal "love and kill" in the comics can't bear it for mere mortals.

Lin Xi looked at the golden flames that surrounded her and seemed to burn her life to ashes at any moment. She clearly felt a sharp rise in body temperature, but she was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat.

She "seemed as stable as an old dog, but in fact panicked" and said to the fierce-looking young man: "You, I am not the one who needs the right words in your script. Look, why don't you turn off the fire first, and I will wait until you get back?" Then bring the prince who really saved the princess to you?"

Lin Xi paused, and tentatively said, "Asura (non-day)?"

The flame trembled violently, then slowly became smaller again.

The boy was really scared this time.

He looked at this witch with "Congxin" in capital letters shining brightly on her face, and his mood was indescribable.

"You called me... what?"

Lin Xi had not had time to retract her outstretched hand.

She swallowed hard, trying not to look so weak.

"It's not God."

The moment the name was called the exit, Lin Xi felt much more relaxed, and she even had the desire to break the jar.

"Come here." She looked back at the God of Destruction floating in mid-air.

The vertical pupil shrank sharply.

a long time--

"Ah……"

The God of Destruction awakened for the first time had a dangerous smile on his face.

"Stupid and arrogant person, do you know what kind of karma you have stretched out your hand to?"

He put his hand on Lin Xi's outstretched hand, and the whisper close to Lin Xi's ear was like the most malicious curse.

"And do you know that this world will eventually be reduced to the point of eternal doom because of you?"

He slowly tightened his hands, as if he wanted to firmly imprison the bird that should be flying freely in the sky in his palm.

"And all of this will not be erased by you saying 'regret' in the future..."

As his arms sank, Lin Xi hurriedly reacted and hugged the unconscious teenager tightly.

Is this... a catastrophe?

Lin Xi recalled what Feitian said just now, and couldn't help but drop a black line.

No, no, the troublesome things are about to start now!

Lin Xi held his forehead with a headache.

Why didn't she find out before that migraines are also contagious! (not at all)

That was a long ago conversation.

The black-haired child and the black-haired girl were sitting together by the corridor next to the water, and the sliced ​​watermelon was placed between the two of them in the fruit bowl.The two of them had a watermelon in their hands, and while eating, they competed to see who could spit out the watermelon seeds farther away.

I can't tell what the psychological cause is, maybe it's purely because I felt envious after hearing Gandapo's birthday for her mother yesterday.The boy glanced at the girl beside him who was eating intently, and then quickly looked back.

"If only... if only Shezhi was my mother!"

He tried to pretend to be casual and said, but his big eyes couldn't help secretly watching the girl's reaction.

The girl froze for a moment, and soon showed an expression as if she had eaten half of a bug.

"……why?"

The girl frowned and turned her head away.

The child hurriedly lowered his head.

"Just, just...just say it..."

He could feel the girl's eyes staring at the back of his head, and suddenly felt a little wronged.

"Why, why not!"

"I heard Gandharva, Rakshasa and other children say that the so-called 'mother' is someone who is gentle, considerate, and can always be by his side. Ashura also wants a mother!"

"Although Shezhi is not usually gentle, and he is not as considerate as Jia Luo, but she is indeed someone who always stays with Asura!"

"I also want to be with Shezhi all the time in the future! So, so..."

"If only Shezhi could become my mother!"

The child speaks capriciously without hesitation.

And the girl just listened without saying a word, and didn't forget to eat melon when the child finished speaking.

"I want to correct you on three points."

The girl gnawed at the melon rind and said.

"First, in the eyes of us humans, guys like Gandharva and Galo who have lived for hundreds of years can no longer be called 'children', not even 'bear children'."

"What's it called?" the child couldn't help asking curiously.

The girl rolled her iconic white eyes and said, "It's a disaster!"

The child unconsciously touched his knee, always feeling a dull pain.

"second,"

The girl continued, turning to the child with a serious face.

"Only the person who gave birth to you can be called 'mother' by Ashura, except for that person, everyone else is a copycat!"

"Then Shezhi...can't you be my mother?"

"I can't! I'm still an unmarried girl, it's too much to jump two levels and become a mother. Are you not afraid that if I do too much splitting, it will turn into a crotch tearing tragedy?"

The girl muttered to herself.

"And I don't want to marry your father, so let's not talk about being a stepmother!"

The child still doesn't understand why letting the girl be his mother has something to do with marrying his father. The girl has already mentioned the third point.

"Third, even if I'm not Asura's mother, I can still be by your side!"

The girl threw the gnawed white melon skin into the fruit plate, tilted her head and smiled at him, her eyebrows and eyes curved.

"In this way, there will be no problem, right?"

The sunshine that afternoon was very good, and the water was covered with a layer of shimmering light, which was reflected on the girl's face, with an unreal beauty that was firmly imprinted in the child's eyes.

"Then... let's get down to business!"

The girl suddenly approached her with a mischievous gleam in her eyes, and even the beautiful smile just now became "evil".

"Which little bastard just said that I was not gentle and considerate enough? It seems that if I don't let myself go, I won't be able to let you know how gentle and considerate I am usually!"

She held up her two hands that were about to move, and rushed over with a "hey hey grin"...

"Wow wow! I was wrong hahaha! I was wrong, haha, Shezhi! Hahaha! Don't tickle me, hahahahahaha!"

***

[Feitian], the free translation name of Asura, means "fruit retribution" and "meaning like heaven but not heaven".In Buddhist allusions, it is a monster that is not a god, a ghost, or a human, and is between gods, ghosts, and humans.

From the perspective of pronunciation, Asura and Feitian sound the same, both are "Asura"; in the text, "Asura" and "Feitian" are written for ease of distinction.

probably.

The author has something to say: I will never eat indiscriminately again next time!

——The oath from a certain white who was vomiting and diarrhea, and hanged salt water for three days.

By the way, I have no memory of eating something special?Could it be that the food is touching the porcelain? ==

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of blueberry rabbit

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^