Lin Xi managed to fool Yemo and Rakshasa over the commotion that day by using the excuse that "Asura suffered from a serious secondary illness after entering puberty, and his mood was very unstable".
She also repeatedly told the two brothers not to mention this matter in front of Asura himself.
"...Otherwise he will faint with shame!"
She swore vehemently.
Yemo was simple-minded and believed it right away.
Rakshasa is not easy to dismiss.
He squinted at Lin Xi: "Is it that exaggerated?"
Lin Xi glanced at him expressionlessly, and said with deep meaning: "I remember someone said to me back then, 'The only person I can recognize is my elder brother', and he was crying so hard..."
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!!"
Luo Sha yelled a few times at the top of his voice, trying not to let others hear what Lin Xi said.
Lin Xi snickered as she looked at Luo Sha whose face was so red that she could roast meat.
Luo Sha glared at her angrily, and secretly made up his mind: If he wants to find a wife in the future, he must find a girl who is gentle, restrained and kind-hearted, completely opposite to She Zhi who brutally exposed other people's "black history".
Lin Xi: I am also very gentle, restrained and kind!
Luo Sha: Hehe, this is the funniest joke I have heard this year!
Lin Xi: Look, this is the boat of our friendship, I blew it up!
At that time, they were sitting in a caravan carried by a huge bird on their backs, going to the Sky City to visit Garuda's [-]-day-old sister, Kalavinka.
Except for Peacock, who frequently appears in front of people, Ji Xiangtian, who is out with Bishamonten, and Prajna, who is preparing for various events in the variety show grand tour, the rest of the companions are almost all out, including Jia Luo, Asura, Celestial King, Yemo, Rakshasa, Gandharva, King Aizenming, and even...
"Su Mo, I seem to be afraid of heights! I feel dizzy."
Gandharva clutched her forehead and leaned on the shoulder of the short-haired black-skinned girl as if she couldn't bear it.
Seeing this, Lin Xi silently "噫—" for a moment.
Asura leaned closer to Lin Xi, tried his best to keep calm and whispered with the corner of his mouth: "I remember the last time we competed to ride a flying pig, only Gan Dapo laughed the loudest!"
Lin Xi nodded.
The Flying Pig Competition is a grand competition held by Ren Litian in autumn. Every year, many people participate in it. Everyone rides a Flying Pig to cross various interesting or thrilling obstacles. In the end, the first person to get the golden apple at the finish line is winner.
And Gandharva is the ever-victorious general in this contest.
So, afraid of heights?nonexistent.
By the way, is there anything in this world that can scare Gandapo?
Lin Xi fell into deep thought.
By the way, Lin Xi has been banned for life ever since riding a flying pig into the market in the castle town for the first time, causing a mess there.
Lin Xi spread her hands: Is it my fault for driving without a license?
She glanced at Sumo, who believed in Gandharva's words, took out the ointment and applied it to Gandharva's temples and massaged her, and shook her head sympathetically.
—— Poor cabbage (cross out) Sumo, just like that, let the scheming pig (cross out) Gan Dapo catch on.
While speaking, everyone arrived at Sky City.
Garuda had been waiting on the wide platform for a long time, and when he saw the little friends sliding down the big bird's wings, he hurriedly smiled and greeted them.
The Jialouluo family is still white, so the whole Sky City feels to Lin Xi like the Taj Mahal floating in the sky...
Um, isn't it a little bad to compare other people's homes to mausoleums? ==
Lin Xi reflected a little.
Unfortunately, when they visited, Kalavinka had just eaten and fell asleep.
The princess looked at everyone apologetically, and then gently handed her little daughter to the maid who stretched out her hand, and asked her to take Kalavinja back to the room to rest.
"I trouble everyone to come here specially, but I can't greet you in person. It's really rude."
The concubine bowed to everyone on the bed. Although her face was still weak and haggard, her smile was very gentle and suitable, like the spring breeze of willows wrapped in the fragrance of flowers and blowing on her face.
Lin Xi couldn't help being so surprised that she let out a "wow" in her heart.
Probably because her eyes were too hot, the princess looked at herself puzzled, but couldn't find anything strange, and couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, what are you looking at?"
Lin Xi sighed at the festival: "There is a beautiful person, as graceful as Qingyang. When you meet each other, you will be happy with your son."
The princess probably understood that Lin Xi was praising her, but she didn't understand what Lin Xi said.
She asked curiously, "How should you explain what you just said?"
Lin Xi looked at the clear and bright eyes of the princess, thinking to himself that Jialou Luo Wang Yanfu was not shallow, and explained with a smile: "This is a folk song handed down from my hometown, which means 'There is a beautiful girl with beautiful eyebrows. Passionate. I have a happy encounter today, and I hope to walk hand in hand with you', like this."
"Ah, ah, this is really..." Wang Hao lowered her head and covered her hot cheeks.
Luo Sha secretly gave Lin Xi an elbow: "That's a married woman, why are you flirting!"
Lin Xi: "???" Who tempted me, and she doesn't have the special hobbies of Baoding Tengshiro!
No matter what Lin Xi thought, the princess was very happy anyway, she repeatedly asked people to bring soft stools, and put out more than a dozen kinds of fruit snacks to greet Lin Xi and ask everyone to eat more.
Now the others looked at Lin Xi even more strangely.
Lin Ximen Xi was eating snacks one by one without moving his face in the eyes of many people.
If you can get this kind of VIP treatment by just reading two poems and songs, Lin Xi said, let the "storm" come more violently! ! !
After all, the masterpieces handed down from her big flower family are enough for her to continue as a big member for N years!
Just as Lin Xi's small abacus was crackling, a tall man with a serious face walked into the room, followed closely behind him by a huge raptor as tall as a person.
It was Yang Guo who came, ah!It was King Garuda.
I saw him walking straight to the side of the princess' bed, bent down to look at the princess's face for a while, and then said with a smile: "You look very good today! Just in time, when I came back, I stopped by and bought some of your favorite pigtails Chicken wings or something, let them bring them over for you to try later."
King Jialou Luo rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "You also know that my big roc is the most greedy. If I held it by myself, I would have let it eat all of it!"
The Dapeng bird arched forward in dissatisfaction, causing King Garuda to stagger and throw himself on the bed.
King Garuda got up in a hurry, and smiled embarrassedly at Lin Xi and his guests, with wrinkles on his face.
Lin Xi covered her face and couldn't bear to look again.
No wonder King Garuda always had a straight face and was extremely serious. It turned out that he laughed too much!If you don't smile, you can pretend to be the middle-aged Yang Guo, but if you laugh, you can only be Xu Sanduo's stand-in actor.
King Jialou Luo didn't know what was in Lin Xi's head, and now his heart and eyes were full of his own wife.
After opening and closing his right hand a few times, King Garuda felt that his palm, which had been slightly cooled by the wind just now, had returned to temperature, so he carefully sat down next to the princess, and pulled her small hand to hold it.
The princess blushed slightly, turned her head uncomfortably, and muttered shyly, "Someone is watching."
King Jialou Luo was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he quickly turned his head and smiled to Lin Xi and Jia Luo, "Can I trouble you two to go out for a while?"
Lin Xi and Jia Luo looked at each other in surprise.
Lin Xi asked strangely: "Why do you want us to go out?"
After thinking about it, her face darkened, and she looked a little unconvinced.
"Why don't they have to go out?"
King Garuda smiled honestly and said: "Because they are not human."
Lin Xi and Jia Luo: "..."
Are they being racially discriminated against? ==
Rakshasa, Gandharva, Prajna and others: "..."
Why are they not happy at all even if they stay?Was that scolded just now? ==
Garuda: "..."
One sentence offends everyone, father, you are too cheating on a girl! (cover face)
》》》》》》" In the middle of the night, Asura City
Even in deep sleep, some people are very sensitive to the sight of themselves.
Lin Xi, who was half asleep, suddenly opened her eyes.
"……You are……"
She looked at the dark figure standing by the bed.
"It's not God...?"
Jin Tong's Asura smiled: "You really can tell 'us'."
He put his hands on both sides of Lin Xi's head, bowed his body, and said softly: "How many secrets are you hiding, witch?"
"There's only one." Lin Xi replied in a flat voice, his face expressionless, which was different from his usual giggles.
Feitian narrowed his eyes slightly: "Oh?"
Lin Xi stared straight at him with black eyes, and said indifferently, "I'm angry about getting up."
"……what?"
In the quiet city of Asura in the middle of the night, there was a sudden sound of applause.
"Children don't sleep well at night!"
Snapped!
"It's fine if you don't sleep well, and you go out and wander around alone!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to go out and wander around alone, and even ran into other people's rooms without authorization!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to run into other people's rooms, but choose a lady's room!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to choose a lady's room, and pretend to wake up the master!"
Snapped!
"Wake up the master...you can't just forget about it!"
Clap clap clap clap!
Boom!
The door was forcefully opened, and Lin Xi grabbed Feitian by the collar and threw him outside.
He sat on the carpet in the corridor, unable to recover for a long time.
Feitian, the God of Destruction in this prophecy that "the earth will destroy the earth, and the sky will destroy the sky", never thought that one day he would be held on his knee by someone - spanking, fart, butt! ?
And it took a full ten hits!
This is simply a great shame! ! !
He jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, clenched his fists and was about to smash the door, but the door opened just before hitting the door panel.
Feitian's movements froze.
He held back his numb scalp and slowly raised his head: half of Lin Xi's body was exposed through the crack of the door, looking down at him, behind him was the darkness that seemed to be able to engulf everything.
"...Is there anything else?" She opened her mouth slowly, accompanied by gusts of wind.
He shook his head reflexively.
"Then why don't you go back to sleep!?"
lb!
The door was closed so hard that it almost missed Feitian's nose!
"...Hmph, anyway, the seal hasn't been released yet, so I'll just let this witch go."
Feitian nodded while talking to himself, but involuntarily touched his sore and hot buttocks.
"Hiss, I'm not afraid anymore!"
Well, definitely not!
The author has something to say: It would be great if you could get a good spanking when you meet a brat in real life!
It is said that Bai intends to end it in chapter 50, and set a flag first. (manual funny)
Do the fairies have any thoughts on the CP of this article?If you don’t have a certain white, you can write wherever you want. XD
She also repeatedly told the two brothers not to mention this matter in front of Asura himself.
"...Otherwise he will faint with shame!"
She swore vehemently.
Yemo was simple-minded and believed it right away.
Rakshasa is not easy to dismiss.
He squinted at Lin Xi: "Is it that exaggerated?"
Lin Xi glanced at him expressionlessly, and said with deep meaning: "I remember someone said to me back then, 'The only person I can recognize is my elder brother', and he was crying so hard..."
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!!"
Luo Sha yelled a few times at the top of his voice, trying not to let others hear what Lin Xi said.
Lin Xi snickered as she looked at Luo Sha whose face was so red that she could roast meat.
Luo Sha glared at her angrily, and secretly made up his mind: If he wants to find a wife in the future, he must find a girl who is gentle, restrained and kind-hearted, completely opposite to She Zhi who brutally exposed other people's "black history".
Lin Xi: I am also very gentle, restrained and kind!
Luo Sha: Hehe, this is the funniest joke I have heard this year!
Lin Xi: Look, this is the boat of our friendship, I blew it up!
At that time, they were sitting in a caravan carried by a huge bird on their backs, going to the Sky City to visit Garuda's [-]-day-old sister, Kalavinka.
Except for Peacock, who frequently appears in front of people, Ji Xiangtian, who is out with Bishamonten, and Prajna, who is preparing for various events in the variety show grand tour, the rest of the companions are almost all out, including Jia Luo, Asura, Celestial King, Yemo, Rakshasa, Gandharva, King Aizenming, and even...
"Su Mo, I seem to be afraid of heights! I feel dizzy."
Gandharva clutched her forehead and leaned on the shoulder of the short-haired black-skinned girl as if she couldn't bear it.
Seeing this, Lin Xi silently "噫—" for a moment.
Asura leaned closer to Lin Xi, tried his best to keep calm and whispered with the corner of his mouth: "I remember the last time we competed to ride a flying pig, only Gan Dapo laughed the loudest!"
Lin Xi nodded.
The Flying Pig Competition is a grand competition held by Ren Litian in autumn. Every year, many people participate in it. Everyone rides a Flying Pig to cross various interesting or thrilling obstacles. In the end, the first person to get the golden apple at the finish line is winner.
And Gandharva is the ever-victorious general in this contest.
So, afraid of heights?nonexistent.
By the way, is there anything in this world that can scare Gandapo?
Lin Xi fell into deep thought.
By the way, Lin Xi has been banned for life ever since riding a flying pig into the market in the castle town for the first time, causing a mess there.
Lin Xi spread her hands: Is it my fault for driving without a license?
She glanced at Sumo, who believed in Gandharva's words, took out the ointment and applied it to Gandharva's temples and massaged her, and shook her head sympathetically.
—— Poor cabbage (cross out) Sumo, just like that, let the scheming pig (cross out) Gan Dapo catch on.
While speaking, everyone arrived at Sky City.
Garuda had been waiting on the wide platform for a long time, and when he saw the little friends sliding down the big bird's wings, he hurriedly smiled and greeted them.
The Jialouluo family is still white, so the whole Sky City feels to Lin Xi like the Taj Mahal floating in the sky...
Um, isn't it a little bad to compare other people's homes to mausoleums? ==
Lin Xi reflected a little.
Unfortunately, when they visited, Kalavinka had just eaten and fell asleep.
The princess looked at everyone apologetically, and then gently handed her little daughter to the maid who stretched out her hand, and asked her to take Kalavinja back to the room to rest.
"I trouble everyone to come here specially, but I can't greet you in person. It's really rude."
The concubine bowed to everyone on the bed. Although her face was still weak and haggard, her smile was very gentle and suitable, like the spring breeze of willows wrapped in the fragrance of flowers and blowing on her face.
Lin Xi couldn't help being so surprised that she let out a "wow" in her heart.
Probably because her eyes were too hot, the princess looked at herself puzzled, but couldn't find anything strange, and couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, what are you looking at?"
Lin Xi sighed at the festival: "There is a beautiful person, as graceful as Qingyang. When you meet each other, you will be happy with your son."
The princess probably understood that Lin Xi was praising her, but she didn't understand what Lin Xi said.
She asked curiously, "How should you explain what you just said?"
Lin Xi looked at the clear and bright eyes of the princess, thinking to himself that Jialou Luo Wang Yanfu was not shallow, and explained with a smile: "This is a folk song handed down from my hometown, which means 'There is a beautiful girl with beautiful eyebrows. Passionate. I have a happy encounter today, and I hope to walk hand in hand with you', like this."
"Ah, ah, this is really..." Wang Hao lowered her head and covered her hot cheeks.
Luo Sha secretly gave Lin Xi an elbow: "That's a married woman, why are you flirting!"
Lin Xi: "???" Who tempted me, and she doesn't have the special hobbies of Baoding Tengshiro!
No matter what Lin Xi thought, the princess was very happy anyway, she repeatedly asked people to bring soft stools, and put out more than a dozen kinds of fruit snacks to greet Lin Xi and ask everyone to eat more.
Now the others looked at Lin Xi even more strangely.
Lin Ximen Xi was eating snacks one by one without moving his face in the eyes of many people.
If you can get this kind of VIP treatment by just reading two poems and songs, Lin Xi said, let the "storm" come more violently! ! !
After all, the masterpieces handed down from her big flower family are enough for her to continue as a big member for N years!
Just as Lin Xi's small abacus was crackling, a tall man with a serious face walked into the room, followed closely behind him by a huge raptor as tall as a person.
It was Yang Guo who came, ah!It was King Garuda.
I saw him walking straight to the side of the princess' bed, bent down to look at the princess's face for a while, and then said with a smile: "You look very good today! Just in time, when I came back, I stopped by and bought some of your favorite pigtails Chicken wings or something, let them bring them over for you to try later."
King Jialou Luo rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "You also know that my big roc is the most greedy. If I held it by myself, I would have let it eat all of it!"
The Dapeng bird arched forward in dissatisfaction, causing King Garuda to stagger and throw himself on the bed.
King Garuda got up in a hurry, and smiled embarrassedly at Lin Xi and his guests, with wrinkles on his face.
Lin Xi covered her face and couldn't bear to look again.
No wonder King Garuda always had a straight face and was extremely serious. It turned out that he laughed too much!If you don't smile, you can pretend to be the middle-aged Yang Guo, but if you laugh, you can only be Xu Sanduo's stand-in actor.
King Jialou Luo didn't know what was in Lin Xi's head, and now his heart and eyes were full of his own wife.
After opening and closing his right hand a few times, King Garuda felt that his palm, which had been slightly cooled by the wind just now, had returned to temperature, so he carefully sat down next to the princess, and pulled her small hand to hold it.
The princess blushed slightly, turned her head uncomfortably, and muttered shyly, "Someone is watching."
King Jialou Luo was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he quickly turned his head and smiled to Lin Xi and Jia Luo, "Can I trouble you two to go out for a while?"
Lin Xi and Jia Luo looked at each other in surprise.
Lin Xi asked strangely: "Why do you want us to go out?"
After thinking about it, her face darkened, and she looked a little unconvinced.
"Why don't they have to go out?"
King Garuda smiled honestly and said: "Because they are not human."
Lin Xi and Jia Luo: "..."
Are they being racially discriminated against? ==
Rakshasa, Gandharva, Prajna and others: "..."
Why are they not happy at all even if they stay?Was that scolded just now? ==
Garuda: "..."
One sentence offends everyone, father, you are too cheating on a girl! (cover face)
》》》》》》" In the middle of the night, Asura City
Even in deep sleep, some people are very sensitive to the sight of themselves.
Lin Xi, who was half asleep, suddenly opened her eyes.
"……You are……"
She looked at the dark figure standing by the bed.
"It's not God...?"
Jin Tong's Asura smiled: "You really can tell 'us'."
He put his hands on both sides of Lin Xi's head, bowed his body, and said softly: "How many secrets are you hiding, witch?"
"There's only one." Lin Xi replied in a flat voice, his face expressionless, which was different from his usual giggles.
Feitian narrowed his eyes slightly: "Oh?"
Lin Xi stared straight at him with black eyes, and said indifferently, "I'm angry about getting up."
"……what?"
In the quiet city of Asura in the middle of the night, there was a sudden sound of applause.
"Children don't sleep well at night!"
Snapped!
"It's fine if you don't sleep well, and you go out and wander around alone!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to go out and wander around alone, and even ran into other people's rooms without authorization!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to run into other people's rooms, but choose a lady's room!"
Snapped!
"It's okay to choose a lady's room, and pretend to wake up the master!"
Snapped!
"Wake up the master...you can't just forget about it!"
Clap clap clap clap!
Boom!
The door was forcefully opened, and Lin Xi grabbed Feitian by the collar and threw him outside.
He sat on the carpet in the corridor, unable to recover for a long time.
Feitian, the God of Destruction in this prophecy that "the earth will destroy the earth, and the sky will destroy the sky", never thought that one day he would be held on his knee by someone - spanking, fart, butt! ?
And it took a full ten hits!
This is simply a great shame! ! !
He jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, clenched his fists and was about to smash the door, but the door opened just before hitting the door panel.
Feitian's movements froze.
He held back his numb scalp and slowly raised his head: half of Lin Xi's body was exposed through the crack of the door, looking down at him, behind him was the darkness that seemed to be able to engulf everything.
"...Is there anything else?" She opened her mouth slowly, accompanied by gusts of wind.
He shook his head reflexively.
"Then why don't you go back to sleep!?"
lb!
The door was closed so hard that it almost missed Feitian's nose!
"...Hmph, anyway, the seal hasn't been released yet, so I'll just let this witch go."
Feitian nodded while talking to himself, but involuntarily touched his sore and hot buttocks.
"Hiss, I'm not afraid anymore!"
Well, definitely not!
The author has something to say: It would be great if you could get a good spanking when you meet a brat in real life!
It is said that Bai intends to end it in chapter 50, and set a flag first. (manual funny)
Do the fairies have any thoughts on the CP of this article?If you don’t have a certain white, you can write wherever you want. XD
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