Alpaca as evidence, pepper as evidence

The serious schooling journey has not come to an end. Although those messy days are muddled by the person concerned, they are all neatly divided according to "semester" and "long vacation".

So these teenagers who start with the word "learning"—whether they are scumbags or bullies or gods—go through one stage after another in life like a progress bar for upgrading and fighting monsters—clear stages that are divided according to "diploma certificates".

Xie Ming remembered that when he was in elementary school, he was carefree and carefree. The days of going to school were easy, and he could pass [-] in the exam without any effort.There are not many homework during the holidays. The "Summer Vacation Homework Book" and "Winter Vacation Homework Book" are full of idiotic questions. At most two essays are a bit difficult to compile.

As for junior high school, the difficulty of the coursework has increased, and he needs to spend some energy, but it is not a problem to get into the top ten of the grade - a small junior high school in a town like theirs has mediocre teachers and students, and there is no competitive pressure.

It wasn't until high school, when he went to the best school in the city, that life suddenly became difficult.

The peers around me are almost all so-called "urban people". During the nine-year compulsory education period, they went to famous primary and middle schools, and lived a life of super-speed and overload.It seems that he is not in the same world as someone who used to play cards between classes and play basketball after school.

When he first started his freshman year of high school, he often listened to lectures and was confused—every time the teacher said, "You should have already talked about this in junior high school, so I won't mention it", the classmates all nodded in unison and said, "Teacher, you Just skip it and hurry up to talk about other knowledge points."Xie Ming felt that he might be the only one in the class who couldn't figure it out——

Mist grass?What the fuck is this formula, I have heard of it?I'm afraid I didn't study in a fake junior high school?

However, Xie Ming seems to be naturally suitable for this kind of environment where wolves compete. The greater the pressure, the more his fighting spirit will be aroused. Hands in dealing with each other.

The core is taken for granted - he is tall and handsome, he can play well, he can speak in a set way, he should be serious when he should be serious, and he can make others laugh all over the place when he runs the train.

Of course, in this kind of key high school where everyone focuses on grades, the most important thing is to have good grades.Although Xie Ming's grades were not stable, he still didn't fall out of the top [-] in his grade - and the top [-] in this high school can basically be guaranteed to go to Qingbei to re-score.What's more, he was later poached by the coach to learn the competition, and he won the gold medal in the second year of high school.

There are also two classmates, a boy and a girl, who came to the same junior high school as him, but because they were not in the same class in junior high school, they didn't have much contact in high school.Xie Ming accidentally saw their grades when he was in the third year of high school, and they were already in the fifth or sixth hundred of the grade. He guessed that they might not have adapted to this environment.

The grades of five or six hundred people are probably a bit mysterious in the previous book. If they had attended the high school in the town at that time, they don't know if their grades would be much better than they are now.A better learning platform does not necessarily lead to the best results, but the most suitable environment can best stimulate potential.

In short, no matter what other people are like, anyway, Xie Ming successfully entered the most famous prestigious university, and spent four years of college life dealing with all kinds of gods.

This "dealing" originally referred to being crushed unilaterally, but Uncle Xie naturally would not accept his fate and be crushed to the end. His high school alma mater had already developed his potential for vicious competition, and it happened to be useful in college.So even though Xie Ming's ambition was not in physics, he still fought hard with others in his studies, and gradually climbed from the class of being crushed to the class of crushing others.

After grinding, he patted his butt and ran to the university next door to study a graduate degree in electronic engineering. After graduation, he entered the Internet industry, which has become popular in recent years.

Xie Mingan, An Shengsheng, never skipped a grade, and the journey to school took 20 years rounded up.He went through periods according to the alternating rhythm of "semester" and "long vacation". At this time, he was still very emotional when he recalled it like a horse on a horse.

Now, it is his fourth year working.

When he got home in the early morning, he sat in front of the computer, put out his cigarette, and wanted to take revenge on the society.

Four years, four years!As a social animal whose body has been hollowed out, he really wanted to get up and smash the computer.

Six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, four years of university, three years of master's degree—each stage has a beginning and an end, but this terrible job has no end in sight.

Fucking four years of study is the end of a stage, and playing games is a map, but in the workplace, four years is nothing.

What Xie Ming is most afraid of is that there is no end to one thing, and he is extremely annoyed by the feeling of being entangled with one thing all his life.You say job-hopping, job-hopping is still the same, it is better to wait for the same company to raise the level.

At this time, he was an old man who was on his way to the third year, staring at the computer nervously and said: "Ah, this is growing up."

The computer doesn't want to deal with this neurosis.

But the computer ignored him, and someone suddenly ignored him on the QQ logged on the computer.

He basically doesn't use QQ now. WeChat has become popular in the past two years, and he basically uses it in his life and work. QQ is automatically logged in when it is turned on. Uncle Xie is a slacker who has never changed the settings. Anyway, logging in is not a problem, and no one bothers him.

At this time, he casually clicked on the dialog box, and the moment he saw the note clearly, he felt an earthquake of magnitude [-].

Wen, Wen Yixin? !

Holy crap, what's going on!

The magnitude 800 earthquake couldn't stop for a while, Xie Ming looked at Wen Yi's new message "Are you there?", and even forgot to complain about the old-fashioned opening remarks that no one has used for [-] years.

After a long time, he tremblingly replied: "What's wrong?"

Wen Yixin: "Xiao Ming, can you help me? I forgot the independent password of my QQ mailbox, and I need a friend's verification."

After finishing speaking, a link was sent across.

Xie Ming stared blankly at the link, feeling confused.

...Why did Wen Yixin ask me for help?He hasn't contacted me for so many years, why did he suddenly think of me?

No, why would he call me "Xiao Ming"? !

Suddenly, a security prompt popped up in the QQ dialog box: "The current friend is not logged in in the usual environment. If money transactions are involved, please make sure to call or QQ video call to verify the friend's identity. If there is any abnormality, please report it immediately. It is recommended to install the computer housekeeper to protect your account. Safety."

Xie Ming: "..."

Fuck you, have you already been hacked? !

He was angry from the bottom of his heart and turned to evil, and his words made me think that the person he had a crush on back then finally came to chat with him on his own initiative, and his excitement was in vain.

Uncle Xie is not a good thing either. It happened that I was under a lot of psychological pressure recently, so I wanted to tease this liar and unzip it by the way, so I casually sent a screenshot of the safety reminder.

Xie Ming: "Hey, hello! Did I encounter account hacking? There is such a coincidence in the world! Big brother, I am also a liar, and this one is also a stolen account just now, and I am cheating money from friends!"

The dialog is silent for 1 minute.

Just when Xie Ming thought his statement was too exaggerated, but the real liar saw the flaw, the other party finally sent a message.

Fake Wen Yixin: "Hahaha! What a coincidence! Fate and fate!"

Xie Ming sat in front of the computer and sneered, thinking to himself, "What a fool".

The two began to exchange today's "harvest".

The liar on the opposite side said miserably: "Hey, this QQ friend is very smart, and none of them took the bait!"

Xie Ming was originally a slut who felt at ease when he lied to others, and who would be forced to go to heaven in no time, but at this time he was determined to crack down on this liar who wasted his feelings, so he opened his mouth and said, "Brother, you are out of luck! I I just let the elder of the original QQ owner transfer 2000 yuan into the card."

The opposite made a chest-thumping expression.

Xie Ming stared at Wen Yixin's name on the dialog box, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face, thinking that if Wen Yixin would definitely not post such a sand sculpture emoji, he probably had it in the photo album of the scammer's phone.

For a while, he couldn't stop thinking "my wish to chat with Wen Yixin has come true after so many years", and for a while he thought "it's really exciting to chat if it's Wen Yixin".

The excited Uncle Xie started to send messages again: "Why don't we communicate and exchange tricks?"

After sending, he anxiously waited for the reply from the other side.

However, 1 minute, 2 minutes, 5 minutes...the other side was silent.

Xie Ming is angry, there is no reason!Don't let yourself deceive yourself and others, and don't let yourself be obscene!

He quickly sent four messages: "What's the matter? Big brother is busy?" "Why are you ignoring me?" "When you meet someone who is destined to be in the world, why don't you just ignore me!" "Honey, let's continue chatting?"

After 1 minute, the other party finally replied: "Guess who I am."

Xie Ming's heart skipped a beat, wondering what was going on.

Opposite: "Haha, I convinced you, did you chat with a liar just now?"

In an instant, Xie Ming was struck by lightning, and his face cracked with a "click".

Opposite: "My high school classmate called me just now, saying that he received a strange message."

Opposite: "Now Deng is back."

Xie Ming, a big man, was in a frenzy at this moment. He didn't know how to reply to the message. The dialog box was silent for 5 minutes.

Wen Yixin didn't wait for a reply, so he had to send another message: "It's good that you haven't been cheated, so be it, let's talk back."

wait don't go!Xie Ming held out Erkang's hand.

What are you talking about!I promise you will never look for me again!Saying goodbye this time is farewell forever!

Xie Ming was in a hurry and wisely said: "Can you see the news just now?"

Wen Yixin: "I can only see this." He sent a screenshot of "Honey, let's continue chatting?"

Wen Yixin: "What's wrong?"

Xie Ming had nothing to say: "Oh, I want to say that I know the other side is a liar, and I was just teasing him."

Wen Yixin was surprised, and didn't know what to explain: "I know you know, or you still call me 'dear'?"

Xie Mingxin said that I really want to shout.

Wen Yixin: "I don't use QQ very much now, should we add a WeChat friend?"

When Xie Ming saw this news, he blurted out "Fuck" to the computer. He was just wondering if he should ask Wen Yixin for a contact information or something. After all, Wen Yixin's QQ is dead, don't mention it. Let's just say, he didn't even open the space at all.Unexpectedly, Wen Yixin spoke first!

Xie Ming pretended to be calm: "Okay."

Wen Yixin sent a string of phone numbers: "For mobile phone numbers in China, just search for this and add it."

While Xie Ming lamented the story of the old house on fire, he also returned a string of mobile phone numbers.

In less than a minute, Wen Yixin passed his friend application, and Xie Ming laughed foolishly when facing the WeChat dialog box, "I have passed your friend verification request, and now we can start chatting" .

Now, we can start chatting.