Dress up as scum and attack your favorite husband [farming]

Time passed by, and it was the twelfth lunar month in a blink of an eye.

There are only a few days left before the opening of Xue Wenhan's small shop.

Some time before this, Xue Wenhan was preparing for the opening of the store: he hired people to promote it in the streets and alleys for seven days:

Seven days before the opening, all hairpins in the store are half price.

Xue Wenhan didn't promote hairpins with special functions much—on the one hand, they were too eye-catching, and on the other hand, he didn't intend to make hairpins his main business.

If the publicity is ruthless now, it will be more troublesome if he doesn't do it in the future.

The opening date is set on the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, which is also Su Ri'an's birthday.

When Xue Wenhan was talking to Su Ri'an, Su Douzi stood aside, raised his head, pouted his mouth and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Daddy, why don't you have a birthday with me, my birthday is coming soon."

But in fact... His birthday is in March, and there are still more than three months before what he said is coming.

Xue Wenhan smiled and rubbed his head.Su Ri'an snorted, then picked up Su Douzi from the ground, and hugged him in his arms, "Who said Douzi Shengyue is so old? If Douzi Shengyue is like Amu, it will be the same day as Douzi's birthday in the twelfth lunar month."

Hearing Su Ri'an's words, Su Douzi frowned and thought about it for a few seconds, then turned and asked Xue Wenhan, "Is that so? Daddy?"

Although it sounded like what Eminem said was right, he always felt that something was wrong.

It's just that he is small, and he can't think of what's wrong for a while.

Some tangled.

Unfortunately, he asked the wrong person.

Naturally, Xue Wenhan would not say: Your mother is wrong.

He smiled unscrupulously, then nodded solemnly, and said, "Your mother is right."

Su Douzi frowned, looked at this and that, and finally thought secretly: Maybe he made a mistake.

Daddy and Eminem can't be wrong.

But forget, they will lie to him.

After figuring it out, the little guy no longer struggled.

On the opening day, Xue Wenhan and Su Ri'an went out early and drove their seldom-used mule cart to the town.

After arriving in the town, Xue Wenhan deposited the mules and carts at the chariot and horse shop.

Back at the shop, the two cleaned up the shop again.

Opening at noon, Xue Wenhan thought that there would not be too many people.But maybe because of the half-price temptation, quite a few people came. Apart from the residents of the town and the villagers who went to the market in the village, what Xue Wenhan didn't expect was that a few of Zha Gong's former "friends" also came.

This friend includes Cai Qiang.

Cai Qiang not only came by himself, but also brought four little girls...

Su Ri'an knew these four little girls. They were the little girls who came to Xue Wenhan's house to clean up for Xue Wenhan.At that time, these little girls saw Su Rian's expression was very arrogant, so Su Rian remembered it.

I thought we would never see each other again, but I didn't expect to meet again.

Su Rian was a little embarrassed.

However, because Su Rian changed into the long gown that Xue Wenhan bought for him, and tidied himself up again, it was completely different from his appearance in the village. The little girls didn't recognize him, and called each one "Madam Boss" eagerly .

At first, Su Ri'an didn't understand why Cai Qiang brought these little girls here.

It wasn't until later, when Cai Qiang left that he said to keep those little girls to help Xue Wenhan, that Su Ri'an really realized the crisis and grabbed Xue Wenhan's hand.

Xue Wenhan asked him, "What's wrong?"

Su Ri'an didn't say anything, and after a long time of ink staining, he asked coyly, "What are you going to do with them?" He didn't want Xue Wenhan to want those people.

Seeing Su Ri'an's awkward expression, Xue Wenhan rubbed his head amusedly: "Are you jealous?"

"...No, I'll just ask." Su Ri'an's face was dark, obviously he was jealous, and his mouth was stiff.

"There are too many people in the store today, and we are too busy. We will send it back to Cai Qiang when we are not busy in the next few days." Xue Wenhan said while pulling Su Ri'an for a while to be lazy.

From the opening to the present, the store has never stopped.

He's okay, although he didn't like this kind of occasion very much before, but at least he can handle it with ease.

Su Ri'an was a little bit struggling, whether it was communicating with people or other things, he was a little nervous—although he was already working hard to do it.

Xue Wenhan took everything under his eyes and felt sorry for him, but he also knew that this was the path he had to take.

But it's okay to take a break.

During the break, Su Ri'an subconsciously asked Xue Wenming how he knew Cai Qiang and the others, and felt stupid after asking.Cai Qiang is the owner of the casino. Xue Wenhan used to wish he could live in the casino every day, can he not know him?

Xue Wenhan was frank, he said it when he asked.

After speaking, he quickly confessed his innocence: "I have changed my mind now, but I can't add the guilt of the past to me."

Seeing his nervous appearance, Su Ri'an felt a little happy, smiled, and said, "Okay."

After resting for a while, the two said a few more words.While talking, one of the four little girls suddenly ran up and called Xue Wenhan, "Boss Xue."

Xue Wenhan looked up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"A customer came to the store and said that we heard that our store sells, sells..." The little girl stammered, her face was as red as an apple, she talked for a long time, but she didn't say what she was selling.

Standing by the side, Su Ri'an couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "What do you sell?" They only bought hairpins in the store, so there was nothing to stammer about.

I don't understand.

Hearing the voice, the little girl raised her head and saw that it was Su Rian. She seemed to see a savior in an instant. She breathed a sigh of relief and said quickly, "It is said that there is a hairpin that can make a woman pregnant. I want to buy it."

Hearing the little girl's words, Xue Wenhan was taken aback.

I understand why the little girl stammered in front of me.

I understand why the little girl stammered in front of me.

Because he is a man, and although one is a woman and the other is a brother, she and Su Ri'an have a common characteristic, they can both have children.

This is treating Su Ri'an as the same kind.

Thinking of this, Xue Wenhan couldn't help cursing—this fucking world.

He obviously looks the same as him, but... is regarded as the same kind by women.

This experience...

Su Ri'an didn't know what Xue Wenhan was thinking, and was a little embarrassed when he heard the little girl's words. Then he turned his head to look at Xue Wenhan, and it was clearly written in his beautiful eyes: Why didn't I know there was such a functional hairpin.

Xue Wenhan knew what he was thinking, so he didn't go to see him at all, but said to the little girl, "I'll go and see her."

Then he smeared oil on his feet and slipped away.

Su Rian watched his back as he left quickly, snorted, and followed him up.

As soon as he walked up to Xue Wenhan, he heard Xue Wenhan say to the girl: "I heard that you want to buy hairpins that can make women pregnant?"

The girl is not very old, but she is not thin-skinned. When she heard Xue Wenhan's words, she said "hmm", although her face was a little red, but her expression was frank, and she asked Xue Wenhan: "You have something for sale here, right?"

"Yes." Xue Wenhan said, "But the hairpins I have here don't guarantee [-]% pregnancy, they just increase the possibility of pregnancy."

Hearing Xue Wenhan's words, the little girl's eyes darkened, then she returned to normal and said, "It's okay."

Xue Wenhan said "um", and asked her while taking the hairpin, "How do you know that I have this kind of hairpin here?"

If he remembered correctly, apart from the doctor in the town, Cai Qiang and the others, and the people in the village, few other people knew that he bought hairpins with special effects—because he didn't publicize them.

"The doctor in the town said it." The little girl hesitated and said.

It has been four years since her young lady married her uncle, but she has not had half a child after four years. Although her uncle doesn't mind, her young lady feels bad and has been blaming herself.

After looking for many doctors, this time I found the doctor in their town.

The doctor looked at it, prescribed some nourishing medicine, and then told them that this small shop sells hairpins that can increase the pregnancy rate.

And said it opened today,

Her lady just let her come.

But before she came here, she didn't believe that a hairpin could increase a person's pregnancy rate, and she only went to the doctor when her young lady was in a hurry.

But when I got here, I saw Xue Wenhan and heard Xue Wenhan say: "Besides the woman's reason for not being pregnant, it may also be the man's reason. Would you like to take some more hairpins used by men and wear them both? Maybe the effect will be better." At that time, the idea that perhaps this hairpin is really useful came into being inexplicably.

The little girl was taken aback by her own thought, and then felt a little ashamed that she was fascinated by beauty, and even believed these nonsense words.

Then he gave Xue Wenhan a vicious look.

Staring at Xue Wenhan for no reason, he turned to look at Su Rian, only to see that Su Rian was introducing hairpins to a female customer gently and patiently, without looking at him at all.

Xue Wenhan "..." was in a bad mood.

He seemed a little jealous.

Su Ri'an had never been so gentle to him before—Xue Wenhan's selective amnesia automatically filtered out when Su Ri'an was gentle to him.

Su Ri'an didn't know that Xue Wenhan was looking at him, let alone what Xue Wenhan was thinking.Although nervous, she still patiently explained the special functions of those hairpins with special functions to the female customers around her.

——Probably because of the conversation between Xue Wenhan and the little girl, many people came to ask Su Ri'an.

But few people actually bought it.

Frankly speaking, I still don't believe it.

Su Ri'an has a good temper. Those people don't get angry when they ask if they don't want to buy it. As long as someone asks, he patiently tells them over and over again.

Because Su Ri'an is patient and he is a brother.

It is also possible to have children. Brothers and women feel that he is of the same kind and have an inexplicable sense of identification with him. In addition, Su Ri'an does not conform to the current aesthetics. Brothers and women may think that Su Ri'an They were not a threat to them, and there were more people who went to Su Ri'an for consultation than Xue Wenhan and the four little girls.

With Xue Wenhan's appearance, the most people should be asked.

But in the end, it was discovered that Xue Wenhan had the fewest people in front of him.

In the end, everyone ran to the four little girls and Su Ri'an.

Xue Wenhan was completely free.

Xue Wenhan didn't find work for himself after he was free, the uncle seemed to be sitting on a chair with a smile on his face, looking at Su Ri'an who was introducing hairpins to customers at the door, and seeing that he was nervous not long ago and didn't know what to do. At this moment, he is confidently explaining to everyone.

Laughed for no reason.

Xue Wenhan laughed a little loudly. A little brother who was picking hairpins next to him saw it, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "What is the boss laughing at?"

Hearing the sound, Xue Wenhan suppressed the smile on his face, raised his head, and found that he didn't know this little brother, and he stopped being polite, and said directly: "Nothing", then his eyes fell on the hairpin in the little brother's hand, Ask: "Do you want this hairpin?"

"Oh, yes." The little brother came here only after hearing people say that the owner of this store is good-looking. He had been sneaking around just now, but he couldn't see clearly. Red, heart beating faster, not shy.

But he was a brave man after all, he didn't look away because of shyness, but stared blankly at Xue Wenhan.

Xue Wenhan frowned after staring at him, then said coldly, "One tael of silver."

"Okay." The little brother said, and after he realized how much Xue Wenhan said, the expression on his face instantly became exciting, "What? One tael? Didn't you say half price? Half price one tael, you want to grab it?"

The hairpins in the town cost five cents a piece, half the price is not worth a penny or three pennies, but it costs one or two, it's just...

The little brother was very angry and felt that Xue Wenhan cheated him.

Xue Wenhan hadn't spoken yet. Su Ri'an, who had been secretly watching Xue Wenhan over there, saw the people around him leave, so he hurried over and said righteously: "One tael of silver is already very cheap. This hairpin belongs to us. After being processed in a special way, it can enhance people's physique, and after strengthening the physique, it can reduce illness, and even if the body is in good health, it is also good for sex."

Su Ri'an was frank and frank at the beginning, but at the end he blushed like an apple.

The whole person also tensed up.