Dress up as scum and attack your favorite husband [farming]

The days flew by, and in a blink of an eye, Dou Gao and Duanzi were born for a month.

Originally, according to local customs, the second and third children would not give a full moon banquet.

But Xue Wenhan was rich, and Su Ri'an had no money when Douzi was born, and Douzi's full moon feast was shabby, so Xue Wenhan invited the cooks from the restaurants in the town to come to his house and cook a few big banquets, inviting the village with great fanfare. The people here had a full moon banquet for bean cakes and dumplings.

The full moon feast of bean cakes and dumplings, everyone is very happy.

After all, living conditions are limited, and not many people can eat meat. The full moon banquet of bean cakes and dumplings, almost every dish contains meat, and there are several pure meat dishes.

The guests and hosts had a good time eating.

Uncle Langzhong stood at the door of Xue Wenhan's house and sighed for a long time.

After the banquet, Su Riyue's house was also decorated, and now there are four people who learn carpentry from Xue Wenhan.Su Rihui learned earlier than the other three, some simple Xue Wenhan who didn't need him to teach himself let Su Rihui teach the three of them.

Only those who had to be taught by himself would speak.

During these days when Xue Wenhan taught them, the four of them made a table and eight chairs while meeting Xue Wenhan's requirements. Of course, the quality of the chairs was not very good, and the appearance was also ugly.

But in Nanmu Village, where some people still use wooden piles as chairs, it is considered pretty good.

Originally, several people planned to sell dozens of coins.

But Xue Wenhan refused to let it go, saying that it is too cheap to sell now, and it will be difficult to raise the price in the future, and the price they plan to sell cannot even cover the cost of the wood.

In the end, the table and eight chairs were not sold, and they belonged to Li Hui, who took them back to his home, which just happened to be a new house, and it was empty.

But who would have thought that when Li Hui moved the table and chairs home, Su Riyue would even dislike him.

Li Hui made Xue Wenhan and the others laugh when he came back, because Su Riyue said: "After studying for so many months, I made such an ugly table, and you are ashamed to take it back."

Li Hui felt that he was really wronged. On paper he had studied for two or three months, but in fact he had only studied for less than ten days, so what he did was considered very good.

However, Su Riyue was unreasonable.

Li Hui was also tired.

However, Li Hui said that he was tired, but the expression on his face did not show the slightest sign of tiredness. He seemed very happy.

Looking at him like that, you don't need to ask to know that the life of the young couple is happy.

Even the phrase "so ugly" has the meaning of showing off.

Seeing them like that, Xue Wenhan was also happy for them.

Recently, Su Riyue took another order, which was to lay the floor for Wang Yuanwai's house in the town. When summer came, Wang Yuanwai's family wanted to lay the floor into Populus euphratica.

Cool down.

But everything comes first.

On the first day of July, Xue Wenhan took Su Rihui, Li Hui, Zhou Shu and Xu Qiao to go out.

Go to Song's house in Fucheng.

Lay the floor for the Song family.

Laying the floor was very simple at first, but because the Song family had already laid the floor, it would be very troublesome to pave the floor if it needs to be paved now.

Xue Wenhan came to lay the floor, so naturally he didn't want to waste time on such things as scraping the floor, so he immediately said to Butler Song: "Butler Song, before I came, your uncle and wife didn't say that we should scrape the floor for you. The floor, just let us lay it, do you think you want to find a few people to remove the floor or something... If you want us to remove the floor, you can do it, but the price needs to be calculated separately, and the price if we remove it is not cheap."

"This..." Butler Song didn't expect such a situation.

After hearing Xue Wenhan's asking price, he decided to ask the family servant to tear down the floor.

The Song family had so many servants that they ripped off all the floors in several rooms in one day, and the rest was the work of Xue Wenhan and his four apprentices.

In the first two days, Steward Song would come over to take a look every day, but he probably didn't come again because he felt relieved.

Xue Wenhan is not the kind of person who does one thing in person but one thing behind his back. Even though Butler Song didn't come, he still did it seriously.

Xue Wenhan did this, on the one hand, because of his original intention, and on the other hand, he wanted to set an example for the four apprentices, so that they would not cut corners for the sake of speed and money in the future.

Probably because Xue Wenhan explained the reasoning to them while doing it, the effect is quite remarkable.

Even if Xue Wenhan was away, the four of them still worked hard.

The matter of laying the floor was very simple, and with the fact that they had a large number of people, six rooms were paved within a few days.

When the last two rooms were left, the head of the Song family came.

There was no sign at all. When Xue Wenhan saw the Patriarch of the Song family, Xue Wenhan was shocked, that is to say, his heart was strong, otherwise the wood in his hand would have fallen to the ground.

What was more surprising than him was the head of the Song family, who almost fell to his knees on the spot. Fortunately, he was still sensible and knew how to send the servants away first.

Xue Wenhan also asked Su Rihui and the others to go out first to lay the floor in another room next door.

As soon as everyone left, Song Chenglin, the Patriarch of the Song Family, immediately knelt down and gave Xue Wenhan a big head-knock. Xue Wenhan called "Third Prince" suddenly felt that he was really the Third Prince Xue Wenhan in this time and space.

This Song Chenglin belonged to the faction of 'Xue Wenhan' father, and at the most glorious time, he was an official of the third grade. Later, 'Xue Wenhan' father failed to seize power, and he was implicated and demoted to a small county town hundreds of thousands of miles away from the capital, where he served as the censor.

Thinking of this, Xue Wenhan slightly felt sorry for him.

If he remembers correctly, this Song Chenglin is also very talented, but it's a pity that he is in the wrong faction.

Shaking his head, Xue Wenhan once again looked at Song Chenglin.

Song Chenglin was asking Xue Wenhan: "How has the third prince been doing these years? How is he doing so well...how did he become a carpenter." While talking, a big man actually started to cry.

I don't know why I'm crying.

Xue Wenhan actually couldn't understand him.

It stands to reason that he is a down and out prince, Song Chenglin doesn't need to be so polite to him.

But Song Chenglin's attitude.

Xue Wenhan faintly felt a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was strange.

It wasn't until later that he said that the current emperor was Xue Haoyu, Xue Wenhan's uncle of the Seventh Emperor, that Xue Wenhan understood where the strangeness came from.

Xue Haoyu was the youngest son of the first emperor, five years older than Xue Wenhan'ai, because of poor health, he grew up in Wanci Temple and was not taken back to the palace until he was a child.

He has never experienced palace fighting, has a pure personality, let alone see brothers killing each other.

This kind of personality is not suitable to be an emperor, the previous emperor did not intend to make him an emperor, Xue Haoyu himself did not intend to become an emperor, but those brothers of his fought too hard, fighting and fighting until they died Xue Haoyu was the only one who was demoted to death.

As a last resort, when he was dying, the late emperor passed the throne to Xue Haoyu.

This Xue Haoyu pardoned the world as soon as he succeeded to the throne, and Xue Wenhan's crimes were pardoned just like that.

Hearing this, Xue Wenhan smiled.

No wonder no one came to chase him down. It turned out to be like this. Thinking of Xue Wenhan saying to Song Chenglin: "I know." Seeing that Song Chenglin was very nervous after speaking, he said: "Sir Song, don't be so nervous. I am just an ordinary person now. It's not the third prince that Mr. Song said, please relax, Mr. Song, and... Please, Mr. Song, don't tell other people about my stay in Qingcheng County."

"minister……"

Song Chenglin was interrupted by Xue Wenhan just after he said the word "Chen".

He is really not used to this.

Fortunately, Song Chenglin didn't insist. He paused for a moment when he heard Xue Wenhan's words, and then hesitantly said: "I didn't know how to make a bed for my house two days ago...it was His Royal Highness the Third Prince, and he told Xu Ningze about His Highness, Mr. Xu. If you don't If there is an accident, Master Xu will send someone to visit His Highness the Third Highness within two days."

Xu Ningze is the governor of Qingcheng County.

Xu Ningze and Song Chenglin are both colleagues and friends.

The two got along very well.

A few days ago, Song Chenglin told Xu Ningze about the thermal insulation and cooling floor of his house. Xu Ningze thought it was good, and said he wanted to do it too...

Song Chenglin regretted his quick talk.

How to say that Xue Wenhan is a prince, let Xue Wenhan do this kind of thing...

Before I finished thinking about it, I heard Xue Wenhan say: "Come on, but you have to tell him that I ask a high price."

"Chen... I know I know, I will definitely tell Mr. Xu." Song Chenglin said again and again, and after finishing speaking, he was about to take Xue Wenhan to their main room.

Xue Wenhan was not allowed to work.

Xue Wenhan was a little too lazy to talk to him, there was only so much work, and Su Rihui and the others would have to do more if he quit, and Su Rihui and the others were slow, so it took years to complete the work.

He has to hurry up and go home to see his wife.

In the past, I was very worried, for fear that one day I would be caught by the government if I was unlucky. Now that his charges have been pardoned, without a bunch of such things, he can do what he wants to do with confidence. up.

In the future, if I have a chance, I will take Su Ri'an's bean dumplings and bean cakes to various places to broaden their knowledge.

After knowing that Xue Wenhan was the prince, Song Chenglin didn't dare to let Xue Wenhan work for his family. He persuaded Xue Wenhan several times not to let him do it, but Xue Wenhan just refused to listen.

Xue Wenhan didn't listen, and he didn't dare to leave by himself.

Accompanied by the side, Xue Wenhan was a little annoyed and chased away Song Chenglin several times.

As soon as Song Chenglin left, Xue Wenhan immediately said to Su Rihui and the four of them: "Hurry up and work, and we'll go home when we're done."

"What's the matter? Fifth Brother, is something wrong?" Xue Wenhan had never urged them after coming here for a few days, but when he met the parents of the Song family today, he started to urge them. Su Rihui thought that something happened.

I was a little worried.

"It's okay, don't think about it, work hard." Xue Wenhan said, picked up a piece of wood next to him, put it in, and paved it.

Probably everyone has sped up the speed. The work that usually takes two days to finish, they finished in a day or so.

In fact, it can be faster.

But Xu Ningze came, talked around Xue Wenhan for a long time, and finally sent Xu Ningze away. Song Chenglin's brother-in-law, the second brother who had been to Xue Wenhan's shop before, came again.

The little brother can speak, and talked a lot around Xue Wenhan Barabara.

But from what he said, Song Chenglin probably didn't tell him that Xue Wenhan was the third prince, because the younger brother spoke very casually to Xue Wenhan. He can also speak in front of Xue Wenhan without changing his expression.

After laying the floor for Song Chenglin's house and paying the bill, Song Chenglin wanted to throw a farewell banquet for Xue Wenhan and the others, but Xue Wenhan refused, and followed the little brother directly to the little brother's house.

The little brother Li Yi's family is a merchant. The family is rich and has a lot of houses, and there are many floors that need to be laid. Xue Wenhan estimated that it will take at least half a month to get down.

During this period, Song Chenglin came to see Xue Wenhan from time to time. Not only did he come by himself, he also brought Xu Ningze with him every time. After the two came, Xue Wenhan couldn't work anymore.

The work that could be done in half a month was delayed to seventeen days because of them.

Xue Wenhan was about to annoy them to death.

But after driving them away, they came back the next day, like weeds, and they couldn't be driven away no matter how hard we drove them away.But the two of them seemed to be thinking of Xue Wenhan, Xue Wenhan couldn't beat them even if he wanted to.

Finally, 20 days later, Xue Wenhan paved the floor for Li Yi's house.

It has been a month since he left home, and Xue Wenhan misses his family, his wife, and his three children.

Although the floor of Xu Ningze's house was still unpaved, they didn't dare to stop Xue Wenhan even if Xue Wenhan wanted to go back to Xu Ningze.

Not only did he not dare to stop them, he also found several carriages for Xue Wenhan and the others, and asked them to send Xue Wenhan and the others home.

Not only did he not dare to stop them, he also found several carriages for Xue Wenhan and the others, and asked them to send Xue Wenhan and the others home.

Originally Xue Wenhan wanted to ride a horse, but three or four of his apprentices couldn't ride a horse, so he had no choice but to take a carriage in the end.

The horse-drawn carriage also has the benefits of a horse-drawn carriage. During a rare visit to Fucheng, several people bought some things for the family and loaded them into the carriage.

Pulled back home.

The speed of the carriage was slow, and it was already more than three hours when we arrived home.

Because Su Riyue was in the town, Li Hui got out of the car to look for Su Riyue as soon as he arrived in the town.The rest of them went home.

At home, Su Ri'an was coaxing the children in the yard with the woman that Aunt Fu had just bought. Seeing Xue Wenhan, she was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "Husband, you are back?"

Xue Wenhan let out a "huh" and asked him, "I haven't seen you for a month, do you miss me?"

"..." Aunt Fu and the others were still nearby, and Xue Wenhan said such words, Su Ri'an blushed a little, and gave Xue Wenhan a vicious look.

Then he said aggressively: "I don't want to."

"Are you sure you don't want to?" Xue Wenhan smiled, and ordered Xu Qiao to give them five points for the things in his hands, and then asked Zhou Shu to send the things in his hands to the house.

He dragged Su Ri'an into the house first.

Zhou Shu saw Xue Wenhan's impatience, put down his things and ran out as soon as he entered the room.

As soon as Zhou Shu left, Xue Wenhan pressed Su Ri'an to kiss him. It had been a month since we had seen each other. Su Ri'an also missed Xue Wenhan a little. After being kissed by Xue Wenhan, he immediately hugged Xue Wenhan. He took the initiative to respond to Xue Wenhan and kissed the two. Everyone is a little emotional.

Xue Wenhan wanted to do it, but Su Ri'an didn't want to do it during the day, so the two finally settled it with their hands.

Fortunately, they solved it by hand, otherwise Su Douzi would have installed it when he got home.

Seeing Su Douzi jumping in from the outside yelling "Daddy", Su Ri'an thought to himself, "Fortunately, fortunately."

"Daddy, little uncle said you're back." Su Douzi pushed open the door and ran in. Seeing that Su Rian was the only one in the room, he paused and asked Su Rian, "Mum, where's my dad?"

Su Ri'an glanced at the back of the screen and said, "Daddy has something to do, he'll be here soon, do beans eat fruit? Daddy bought some fruit."

"What kind of fruit?" Su Douzi asked, very curious.

Because of the temperature, there are almost no fruits here. The fruits are not only small, but also very astringent.

Just like apples, they are very small, not only in August and September, but only on the side where the sun shines. They are not sweet, but astringent.

So, when Su Rian said about the fruit, Su Douzi was just curious, but didn't particularly want to eat it.

To him, fruit is not as attractive as snacks.

"This kind..." Su Rian didn't know what it was called, so he opened the package that Zhou Shu brought in, took out a yellowish-green fruit from it, and handed it to Su Douzi, who held it in his hand and looked at it. , asked Su Ri'an: "Mum, is this eaten directly?"

"..." Su Ri'an didn't know, he struggled for two seconds and said, "Eat it directly."

Su Douzi let out an "oh", opened his mouth and took a bite, almost astringent to death.

"Shi, Amu Shi, give me some water." Su Douzi's face was twisted together. What the hell is this? It's more bitter than the apples on the mountain.

Why did Dad buy this kind of thing?

In other words, Su Douzi didn't have the bad habit of throwing it away if he didn't like it, otherwise he would definitely throw it away, it was too bitter and unpalatable.

Seeing Su Douzi's appearance, Su Rian was startled, and hurried outside to pour Su Douzi a glass of water. Su Douzi took two sips before the astringent taste subsided a little.

"This fruit is so astringent." Su Douzi complained when he was no longer uncomfortable.

Su Rian was also a little at a loss. He was not familiar with the things, and he didn't even know the names, so he had to take out two pieces of snacks from his bag and hand them to Su Douzi: "Squeeze, suppress the astringency."

Su Douzi let out a "hmm", took a sip of water, then quickly ate two pieces of pastry, and took another piece for himself.

As soon as Su Douzi took the pastry, Xue Wenhan came out from behind the screen.

Xue Wenhan heard both of their conversations just now, and when he went out, he saw the bitten mango on the cabinet.

If you eat it with the skin on, won't it be astringent?

"Daddy, how do you eat the fruit you bought? It's so astringent to me." Su Douzi was so worried about the food that he didn't even notice that Xue Wenhan came out from behind the screen.

After Su Douzi finished speaking, Su Ri'an also looked up at Xue Wenhan.

Xue Wenhan picked up the mango that Su Douzi took a bite of: "This one is not ripe yet." Then he put the mango on the cabinet again, and took another one from the bag: "This kind..." As he spoke, he turned to the mango. After walking around, let the father and son see it clearly, and then said: "This is called a mango. You need to peel it and eat it. If the color is like this, it is considered ripe. It tastes very sweet. If it is not ripe, it will have to be stored for another two days." .”

"Why did you buy it if it wasn't ripe?" Su Douzi raised his head and asked.

"Leave it for a little glutton to eat for two days."

"I'm not a glutton." The previous sentence also said that he was not a glutton, but the next sentence said: "If it's sweet, then Daddy, you should peel the skin quickly. Peel me and give it to E-Mum."

Hearing what he said, Xue Wenhan smiled.

Little bastard, at the beginning I must have said that I want to eat the skin, but later it was changed to Eminem to eat.

Su Rian was also provoked by Su Douzi, and teased him: "Mum doesn't eat."

"Em wants to eat it, Dad, peel it off quickly, Eminem wants to eat it."

"Didn't you want to eat?" Xue Wenhan smiled.

"I want to eat it, E-Mu wants to eat it, and Daddy wants to eat it too." Su Douzi said with his little head up.

"Wait." Xue Wenhan rubbed his little head, took two mangoes out of the house, went to the kitchen, peeled the mangoes, cut them into pieces, put them on a plate and brought them in.

As soon as Xue Wenhan entered the room, Su Douzi came up to greet him and looked at him eagerly. Xue Wenhan was amused by his appearance, and asked him, "Aren't you afraid of astringency?"

"Didn't Daddy say he's not shy?" Su Douzi acted as if he believed that Daddy would not lie to him.

It made Xue Wenhan's heart very warm, and he rubbed his little head lightly, "Yes, it's not astringent." As he said, Xue Wenhan handed a piece of mango to Su Douzi.

Then he took Su Douzi with one hand and returned to the house with the plate in the other.

Inside the room, Su Ri'an was sitting against the wall, and he didn't move when Xue Wenhan came in. There was a Kang table in front of him. After Xue Wenhan entered, he put the plate on the Kang table, and then picked up a fork and handed it to Su Ri'an. Su Ri'an opened his mouth to eat.

Xue Wenhan handed him the fork, and then hugged Su Douzi, who still wanted to eat after eating the piece, but could not climb onto the kang.

Let him sit down.

After that, Xue Wenhan washed the other fruits he brought and brought them in.

Introduced the names of those fruits to the father and son respectively, and told Su Douzi: "If Douzi obediently obeys Eminem in the future, Daddy will take you to Fucheng and buy delicious food for you. If you don't obey, you won't take it with you." , just take the little brothers."

"Douzi will obediently listen to Eminem." As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Su Douzi agreed without even thinking about it.

The speed made Su Ri'an and Xue Wenhan laugh.

Su Douzi himself didn't feel it at all, and then flirted with Xue Wenhan and Su Ri'an for a while, and said, "Daddy, Eminem, I'm going out to play then." Then he went out to play again.

"Come back early." Su Ri'an told him.

The wild ones don't stay at home.

"Understood." Su Douzi replied, but he had already run out of the yard.

After Douzi left, Su Ri'an wanted to go out and bring the two children in, but was held back by Xue Wenhan.

"What's the matter?" Su Ri'an thought he had something to do when he was pulled back, and asked.

"Don't hug him yet." Xue Wenhan pulled him and pulled him into his arms.

He hasn't been released for a month, and just helping each other with his hands didn't satisfy him at all, and he really wants to have one now.

Will Dou Zi come back after going out for a while? Aunt Fu and the others will not easily knock on their door without their consent.

Everything was perfect except it was daytime.

It happened to be daytime, and Su Ri'an refused to agree, no matter how Xue Wenhan coaxed him, he was even confused by his relatives. When Xue Wenhan asked, he could accurately say the four words "not during the day".

Xue Wenhan also had no choice.

In the end, they reluctantly helped each other once, until Su Ri'an agreed that Xue Wenhan would let Xue Wenhan come at night, and Xue Wenhan didn't give up.

When it was over, Su Ri'an pushed Xue Wenhan to let Xue Wenhan pick up the baby.

Xue Wenhan didn't really want to move, but seeing Su Ri'an half-closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, he finally got up, went outside and carried the two children in.

I haven't seen each other for a month, and the dumplings have grown white and fat. If it weren't for the pregnancy mole behind the ear, Xue Wenhan wouldn't be able to tell who they are.

Fortunately, Tuanzi is an older brother and has a pregnancy mole. Xue Wenhan only needs to pick up the swaddling clothes of the two children to know who is who.

As a result, Xue Wenhan's act of looking at the pregnancy mole was seen by Su Rian, and Su Rian was a little unhappy: "Is there someone like you as a father? My own baby has to be divided by the pregnancy mole."

"I haven't seen you for a month, haven't I?" Xue Wenhan subdued him: "Besides, our baby grows so fast, and looks the same in a few days. Is it normal that I can't recognize it? You said that after a month, I will still recognize her." , doesn't that mean the child hasn't grown? That's scary, don't be angry, huh?"

"That's all you can say." Su Ri'an hummed softly, accepting what he said.

The two children, it's okay not to cry, they are like angels, they are very cute, and when they cry, they are almost fatal...

First came the bean cake. I didn’t know if I was hungry or I started to cry. After crying a few times, Tuanzi, who had been sleeping with her eyes closed, also opened her eyes, and then opened her mouth and began to cry.

Su Ri'an quickly picked up the dumpling, and while unwrapping the dumpling, he said to Xue Wenhan, "Check if the bean cake is peeing."

Xue Wenhan let out an "um", and then carefully opened the swaddle.

Sure enough, the bean cake urinated, and the diaper was wet.

Tuanzi didn't urinate. He cried just now because he wanted to cry when he heard Dou Cake cry.

Fearing that Xue Wenhan would not be able to change the diaper, Su Rian handed the dumpling to Xue Wenhan, then took a diaper from the drawer of the cabinet beside the kang, and put it on the bean cake. After that, Su Rian told Xue Wenhan: "Put the dumpling down, I will see Now, go and ask Aunt Fu to cook some goat milk for them."

Xue Wenhan said "um", put down the dumpling and went out.

Su Ri'an is not used to letting others take care of the children, so he takes care of the children most of the time, and now it's no problem for him to watch two of them.

Even if the two brothers cry together, he has a way to make them stop crying.

After feeding bean cakes and dumpling milk, and having dinner, Xue Wenhan went to Su Shiping's house, and when he came back from Su Shiping's house, he found Su Riyue and Li Hui at his house.

Seeing Xue Wenhan, Li Hui and Su Riyue stood up and said hello.

Xue Wenhan gave a "hmm" and motioned for them to sit down, and sat down on the chair himself.

After exchanging pleasantries, Su Riyue reported this month's financial situation to Xue Wenhan, and then said to Xue Wenhan: "Fifth brother, I found that there are a lot of people who come to the store recently to ask you to make furniture, I don't know What's the situation, during the month you went to Fucheng, five or six people came to ask me about making furniture. I accepted the first order, but I didn't accept the subsequent orders because I was afraid that you would not have time to do them.

But I didn't say it to death, I just said that I can't make the decision, and I will make a decision when you come back. Do you think I agree or refuse? "

"Don't refuse or agree, just tell them that if you want to do it, you will have to wait for a long time, at least half a year..." After finishing speaking, Xue Wenhan praised Su Riyue again: "You did a good job in this matter, so you should do it like this , I have too many things to do recently, I don’t have time to make furniture, if they want to do it, they have to wait.”

"Oh yes." Xue Wenhan seemed to have remembered something, and said:

"Next time, if someone asks you about furniture, you can recommend to him to change the floor, and replace the floor with a special function, so that the effect is better than the furniture." more money.

For furniture, it takes a long time to carve.

That's all for a long time, and the money you earn is not as much as laying the floor.