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On July 7, Germany's semi-final against Argentina was seen as a battle between the two rising stars.

This game has attracted more attention than the life-and-death battle between Spain and the Netherlands. In the voting initiated by FIFA, the England-Germany game has become the game that fans most want to watch.

After analysis, the American people have contributed a lot to this. The latest issue of "Time" uses a half-shot photo of England's "top" star Alvin DeWitt as the cover, and the background is the blue "pants" on the P.It is said that this issue of "Time" was sold out as soon as it came out, and most of the buyers were American women.

A reporter on the street interviewed a girl who had just snatched up a new print of the magazine: "Do you know which game this cover is from?"

The girl with eyes full of love said: "I know, it was after the match between England and Portugal. I met Ivan in the UK-US group match. I didn't expect to see him in a magazine right away! Oh !God only knows how happy I am right now!"

Another girl said: "Thanks to the player who changed the jersey with Ivan! Let us see such benefits! Oh no, I'm still very jealous of him, not only got the male god's jersey, but also got his kiss!"

The player being thanked: "..."

The female fan's words received different interpretations. Many fans equated "changing jerseys with Ivan" with "getting Ivan's kiss".England fans with Ivan's head portrait quickly reposted such inferences.

So, on the hot topic of Twitter that day, a headline was capitalized and eye-catching: [Swap jerseys with Aiwen, you can even get Aiwen's kiss. 】

Luo Xiaoxiao, who accidentally started a certain trend:? ? ?

Then some people wondered, Ai Wenming should be a popular target for changing jerseys, why so far only Ronaldo has changed jerseys with him?

The answer is that Ivan has too few opportunities to play... No matter, we can definitely look forward to the next game.

That's England vs Germany, handsome boys and male models!

Just the trash talk before the game is enough to feed the major media!

For example, Ivan’s interview with the media after the game against Argentina, his words can probably be polished and translated into:

"We will send the German team to Port Elizabeth for a tour. I heard that the environment there is very good and the scenery is very beautiful."

Port Elizabeth is the city where No.3 and No.4 compete before the World Cup finals. The winning team in the semi-finals will go to the Soccer City Stadium in Johannesburg for the final, while the losing team will go to Mandela Bay in Port Elizabeth. court.

So... everyone understands.Aiwen's words were polite and full of essence, and his coquettishness was very restrained.

The reporter's eyes lit up when they heard this, and they immediately found the German team, and randomly interviewed a relatively "ignorant" young player, hoping to get a more flamboyant reply.

As a result, they randomly pulled Thomas Muller, who was only one goal away from Ivan on the scorer list, and followed closely behind the "true" teenager.

However, when Muller heard the reporter mentioning Ivan, he was very excited: "Ivan? I'm ready to change jerseys with him!"

The melon-eating fans were taken aback, what the hell?Does Mueller know about the latest meme to go viral on Twitter? !

The reporter was almost taken astray by him: "Switching jerseys with Ivan? I remember that you and Ivan have changed... Wait, please answer my question first, Muller."

Muller opened his mouth with a string of German, and the reporter quickly interrupted him: "Please use English, thank you."

Muller scratched his head: "Hey, OK, we will try our best, but I don't agree with Ivan's words, we are also very good. You said that I have changed jerseys with Ivan? No, no, I haven't changed the national team's clothes yet. pass!"

The reporter was not satisfied with his well-behaved answer: "That means you are also very confident in sending England to Port Elizabeth, right?"

Muller smiled brightly: "One thing Ivan said is correct. Port Elizabeth is indeed beautiful. This port is named after the queen of Ivan's country? As for whether to go there, I am afraid we will not know the answer until after the game the day after tomorrow. .”

England fans were outraged. England and Germany were not against each other. They were old enemies. As a result, this German kid actually hinted that going to Port Elizabeth to play football was tailor-made for England?

The reporter then asked: "Do you know what everyone said recently about changing jerseys with Ivan?"

Considering that Muller may not be clear about his focus on preparing for the game, the reporter gave Muller a brief introduction.

Mueller's smile became brighter, and he looked cute and cute: "Ah, I can do it."

fan:? ? ?

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

Muller: "After we won, I even offered to kiss him, that's fine."

fan:"……"

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

#Go to your no problem!The problem is getting bigger!

#What's with this thick "at Bayern, you can even play football" Bavarian style? !

Ozil happened to pass by, and the reporter caught him again: "As a midfielder, you and Ivan are about to face each other in the semi-finals. Who do you think is better when you meet Ivan?"

Big Eyed Meng looked at the reporter who was speaking English with a dazed look on his face.

The second child Muller acted as a translator very lovingly. Ozil understood this time, and he replied shyly: "Ivan is very good. I haven't played against him yet, and I am looking forward to meeting him."

Mueller translated: "Mesut said he didn't know, and he couldn't wait to get to know Alvin."

Reporter: "You have performed very well in the previous games. How do you evaluate yourself?"

Ozil: "I think I still have a lot of room to improve."

Muller smiled: "Mesut is one of the best midfielders in the world, so is Piggy, and Ivan!"

Although English is not very good, Ozil always feels that something is wrong:? ? ?

Journalists who don't understand German at all find it a very rewarding day.

The semi-finals of the World Cup are world-renowned, and the anecdotes that happened during the World Cup can instantly resound across the ocean, south and north, and become people's jokes after dinner.

After the video interview in which Ivan and Mueller exchanged trash talk was broadcast, Mueller became angry with a sentence: "In...you can even..."

English netizens despise the Germans while boasting fancy:

"In the England national team, you can even be a referee."

"After being the referee, you can even play in the World Cup."

"After retiring, you can even play football again."

"After playing in the World Cup, you can even win the Golden Boot."

As he talked, Aiwen became the material:

"After the game, you can even kiss Alvin."

"You can even score two goals after kissing Britney Spears."

"After falling in love with England's sweetheart, you even want to wave his underpants."

"After losing to Britney, you can even cry and kiss him."

"After falling in love with Ronaldo and Ivan at the same time, you even want them to be together." (?)

The female fans who were fanned by Ronaldo and Irving at the same time screamed, it was horrible to say, the scene of the two of them on the court, kissing and comforting and changing the jersey is not enough, but also changing the pants to reveal Fat times, they have fed a surprising number of CP fans.

Many Real Madrid fans expressed that they are ready to make a Ronaldo-exclusive underpants when next season starts, and wear them on the head at the beginning of the season, which will definitely let them get out of the curse of "Royal Sixteen Lang"!

There is a lot of ridicule from the outside world. People are looking forward to the upcoming semi-finals and just feel that life is like a year. However, this is not the case for England players at all.

They only have four days of rest, and during these four days they have to intersperse assault training with set kicks.

The further the game progressed, the more conservative everyone became. Free kicks and penalties are likely to decide the outcome in the end.

The England national team is still very confident to the outside world. They have repeatedly stated that the team's absolute offensive core, Ivan, has no problem with his right leg and can persist in the game, but none of them will relax when they return to the team.

Aiwen can walk and run without any problems. On the day he returned to the national team for physical examination, the team doctors had reservations about his physical condition. They believed that Aiwen's body could not withstand too much impact. If you can't run on the field, you can't run, and the coach agrees with the reason why he doesn't defend.

They thought that not putting Ivan on the front line would save them a lot of collisions. After the Argentine game, they found that it was the same.

They re-examined Ivan and found that the condition of his right ankle and knee ligaments was not optimistic. In the past few days of training, Ivan was prohibited from using his right leg, let alone kicking free kicks.

So on July 7, the results of the first semi-final came out, and after Spain successfully advanced to the finals, Ivan still decided to miss the starting lineup on July 6.

Everything is still within Capello's controllable range. He put on another defensive counterattack lineup that did not have Ivan. The absent Ivan was replaced by Barry.

And Germany, as always, is offensive football, which is the best tactic of the German coach Joachim Loew. He said before the game that only continuous attack in German football is the best way to suppress opponents.

On the afternoon of July 7, players from the two teams came to the Durban Stadium early to warm up before the game.

There is still more than an hour before the game officially starts, and fans are already being arranged to enter the field. At this time, both the starters and the substitute players are adapting to the field.

Everyone is very serious, but one person has a very different style. He is wearing a team vest while bouncing around in place, while holding a plate of noodles and hula-la-la eating.

That man is Mueller.

He moved around while eating, and didn't notice that he was next to the England player. He still had noodles in his mouth, and when he looked up, he saw Ivan.

Muller: emmmmm.

His good friend, piggy Schweinsteiger, waved over there: "Thomas, you ran on the wrong side!"

Mueller swallowed the noodles in his mouth, and greeted Aiwen friendly and sincerely: "Hi~ Aiwen."

"Hi, Thomas." Ivan nodded at him, and before he had time to say anything, Rooney came over. He glanced at Muller and suddenly said, "You are the kid who said he would kiss Ivan after the game?!"

Alvin: "..."

Muller: The smile is sincere.jpg

Ai Wen felt that Lu Xiaopang did it on purpose. He was speechless, and directly pulled Luni away to prevent this straight-tempered little friend from encountering a German who looked stupid but was actually clever.

Mueller shrugged, continued to eat noodles, and walked towards his team, looking back at Ivan's direction as he walked.

He walked up to Piggy and said vaguely, "Did you see Ivan's legs in the England team? Can he still start?"

Piggy glanced over there and saw what looked like a ligament fixation belt wrapped around Ivan's right leg. He was not sure: "I don't know? But if he can't play, the captain will be much more relaxed."

The captain of the German team is Ram. Because of his petite stature, he is nicknamed "team short" by Chinese fans.

Muller is a pity, he really wants to play with Ivan.Hope his leg is okay and see him come off the bench.

The fans here entered the field, and Ronaldo came to the VIP stand early. It didn't take long for him to sit down and realized that something was wrong.

Around him sat a group of well-dressed women in England uniforms, several with children.This was nothing, but the point is that Ronaldo saw acquaintances in it.

Rooney's wife, Colleen, and son Kay are sitting among those women. As a former club partner, Ronaldo knows the family of his partner.

This group of beautiful women formed a common group called:

【England Wives】

#in the stands, you can even join wags