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The news that the captain of the national team Ai Wen quit the national team caused an uproar.

Although there was news before he played football again that he would retire after playing the World Cup, but when he really got the official news, many England fans still couldn't accept it.

As soon as the news of the FA came out, it immediately suppressed many gossip about "which club Ivan might join".

Many clubs still want to ask Mark for an offer on the front foot, but on the back foot they find that their favorite golden pastry is about to retire again!

God!Let's see why he retired this time!

[Due to physical reasons, I was not suitable for playing football for a long time, so I finally chose to quit the national team and retire at the same time. 】

【Attached to Evan DeWitt's Physical Examination Report】

The fans thought of the details of his running in the World Cup, especially the fact that he basically didn't use his right leg in the next few games, and reluctantly accepted this reason.

Indeed, after such a serious car accident, he can still lead England to the championship, we should be content, shouldn't we?

Coming out of the sadness, the fans calmed down, and they began to enjoy the football spirit again——

The awesome and handsome referee said that he was not in good health, and he chose to play in the World Cup for his childhood dream. After winning the championship, he had no regrets, so he retired!

Wow!If you have strength, you can be willful, right?

Just because our fans like you, just be willful, okay?

You are handsome, you can do whatever you want!

sorry!He's handsome, and he can really do whatever he wants!

Even if he retires, we will still continue to like him after crying for ourselves!

We are so capricious!Because we are the loyal supporters of Wayward Britney!

So is Britney continuing to be a referee after she retires?no problem!The referee uniforms dedicated to supporting Britney are ready!Whichever game Britney is going to play, they will go to see that game!

Since the World Cup, the whole of England has become his fans!

Die-hard fans of many clubs are even preparing banners. Wherever England's sweetheart "comes" to the stadium, we will give him the same cheers as the home team!

Britney Spears has "teammates" all over England!

Many fans retweeted Ivan's various handsome photos and GIFs, praying that Ivan's first Premier League game of law enforcement would be a game with their home team.

They are so sure because UEFA appreciates Ivan's fair attitude in the World Cup and his precise judgment, making an exception to allow Ivan to land in the Premier League ahead of schedule and become the youngest referee in the Premier League.

The players of each club are confused.

Wayne Rooney:

What?Evan, are you retiring now?How about looking at the stars and the moon together as agreed, and beating the whole world together? !

Oh, let’s just retire, it’s good to live a retirement life in advance @你的小甜甜

I bet on Ferguson's inspection, Ivan's first Premier League game of law enforcement was Manchester United.

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[Who gave Lu Xiaopang the courage to watch the stars and the moon with Xiao Tiantian?Sisters come with me! ]

[Sir @Ferguson here. ]

[Manchester City fans expressed dissatisfaction! ]

[Arsenal fans expressed dissatisfaction! ]

[Chelsea fans said... It's useless to dissatisfy QAQ, Britney's natal family is Chelsea, and the Football Association will not enforce Chelsea for him! ]

However, the scheming boy Lu Xiaopang found that after posting this tweet, his followers increased. He proudly showed off in his private circle, causing his friends to follow suit.

Joe Hart:

Boss retired? emmmmm, congratulations to the boss for retiring XD!Boss, it's okay, how about coming to our Manchester City to have fun?I'll treat you after the game! @your little sweet

Then I bet the boss's first game of law enforcement is Manchester City, the bet is... I will face three games with zero seals!

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[Ah!Surprisingly scheming boy Hart, what do you mean by inviting the referee to dinner? ]

[Ah!Surprisingly scheming boy Hart, what do you mean by inviting the referee to dinner? ]

[Ah!Surprisingly scheming boy Hart, what do you mean by inviting the referee to dinner? ]

……

[Hahahahaha what the hell is the big guy? So it turns out that Xiao Tiantian is called the big guy in the national team!It's really apt! @your little sweet]

[Hart is very ambitious. ]

[Hart: QAQ]

How can such a thing be missing a good friend Cech, Cech without the World Cup game said that this summer is almost too lazy.

Petr Cech:

Although there won't be a Chelsea game, let's first...follow the trend and congratulate you on your retirement?

Club games are impossible. I am looking forward to a wave of national teams. I hope to meet Ivan in the European Cup. The bet is five games against zero seals!

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[What the hell is following the trend and congratulating on retirement... Every time a player I like retires, I cry like crazy, but you guys actually congratulate Ivan on his retirement? ]

[No way, Britney will be treated specially in special circumstances. ]

[Originally I was quite sad, why do I feel inexplicably happy when these players tweet? ! ]

Other leagues are full of Ivan's acquaintances, and they also expressed a wave of opinions:

Thomas Muller:

Congratulations to Ivan for winning the championship, and congratulations to Ivan for retiring!Ah, I hope that Ivan will referee Bayern for the first Champions League game. We have agreed that you will come to Bayern Munich, and I will be your tour guide for free!Lisa's horse can also be ridden for you!

The bet is, I kiss him!

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[Wow, is Muller himself playing a pro-Ivan meme now? ! ]

[Dear one scored two goals? !Scheming boy!Don't even think about it! ]

[etc!What shameful promise did you two make? ! ]

[Ai Luo girls do not accept!Long live Arrow!Aerosaiga! ]

[Should be @CristianoRonaldo here]

Messi joined in the excitement under the translation of his teammates:

Lionel Messi:

Congratulations to Ivan on his retirement~

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[Hahahahaha just these few words, I saw the most heartfelt one among all the players! ]

[Hahahahaha Messi, do you want Ivan to retire so much? ]

[Can he not want Ivan to retire?Ivan sent Argentina home with one kick! ]

……

[Messi:? ? ? ]

Messi looked dazed, he really wished from the bottom of his heart!He was kind and didn't say which game he bet on Ivan to officiate!

Messi has spoken, how can there be no Luo Xiaoxiao?The Portuguese, who has become the sweetheart of the people of the world, tweeted righteously!

Cristiano Ronaldo:

I ran into Aiwen while traveling in the United States! 【Image] [image】

I hope Ivan can enforce the Champions League!Officiating a Real Madrid game!the bet is

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[Fuck!The real scheming boy is here! @CristianoRonaldo]

[Ah, ah, hand over that Britney and don't kill her! ]

[My God, the official release of candy!My little and my sweet are together! ]

[Lick a wave of my abdominal muscles... er, and my sweet ones...]

[What kind of fairy welfare is this!What beach are you two on? !Report your coordinates and I'll be right there! ]

[A large wave of Aiwen fans & Luo fans is approaching! ]

[etc!Am I the only one who noticed that Ronaldo's twitter words were not finished?What is the bet?Do you want to die of obsessive-compulsive disorder? ! @CristianoRonaldo]

There is a reason why Luo Xiaoxiao didn't finish typing on Twitter. He swiped Twitter at the hotel after taking a shower at night, and saw the topic on the trending topic. In a fit of anger, he took out an exclusive photo with Aiwen on the beach!

He was typing happily when the hand behind him interrupted him.

Ai Wen touched his chest with his hand, bit his ear, and asked with a low smile, "What are you posting? So happy?"

Luo Xiaoxiao shook his hand and sent out the tweet.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Luo Xiaoxiao, who was gagged by Aiwen, stared at him. He hasn't finished typing on Twitter yet!

Aiwen picked up his mobile phone and glanced at it: "Bet?"

He calmed down: "What bet does Madam want to write about?"

The Portuguese groaned: "It's impossible for you to officiate the Champions League in the first game, let alone Real Madrid."

Ai Wen smiled, and the slight vibration in his chest was transferred to Luo Xiaoxiao's heart who was leaning against him with the heat, and he wanted to blush again: "Am I not right?"

Ai Wen: "Well, that's right. The probability is indeed relatively low, but who can say for sure which game will be enforced, maybe it will be as you wish?"

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

He raised his head excitedly and kissed Alvin.

Alvin:?

So excited all of a sudden?

Luo Xiaoxiao was delighted: "Do you know what kind of physique you are? They say you are a koi! You can achieve anything you say!"

Ai Wen showed his dimples: "Do you believe this too?"

The Portuguese swears: "Why don't you believe it? Obviously every time things related to you will get better!"

Aiwen tilted his head, continued to move his hands, and kneaded his chest muscles one after another: "For example? Wife will always be with me? And make a team with me?"

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

Ever since the jealous incident of "Which Chris has big breasts", Ivan has developed a bad habit of touching his breasts for nothing!

and many more!

What the hell is Evan talking about!

The red-faced Luo Xiaoxiao clamped her legs tightly, wishing to bury herself in Ai Wen's arms so that he would not see her flushed face.

But Aiwen hugged him very firmly, he couldn't move much, he could only lie obediently in his arms and rub him.

qaq

Aiwen didn't let him go, he lowered his head, and the air flow sprayed on Luo Xiaoxiao's neck: "Or, will the wife's chest become bigger as she wishes?"

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

Luo Xiaoxiao yelled shamefully and angrily: "Enough! Don't talk anymore!"

The people behind him laughed happily, he was obviously obsessed with teasing his boyfriend, unable to extricate himself.

"Cris' achievements will get higher and higher," Ivan finished laughing, and suddenly became serious, "Cris will always be in good condition, will not get hurt, will not cry because of grievances, will win many awards, and reach the top of Europe. His achievements will be admired by the whole world, and he will always be healthy and happy..."

He whispered many words of heartfelt blessing in the Portuguese ear, ending with a sentence: "And all this, I witness."

The original flush of shame and anger on the Portuguese's face faded, he blinked, and listened carefully to Ivan's words. As he listened, his face turned red again, and his eyes gleamed with inexplicable water.

Ivan kissed his beautiful eyes, his words were very simple and sincere, and Ronaldo knew that Ivan could not say anything, but as long as he said it, he would definitely do it.

Everyone said that what he said would come true, but the most convincing thing about him was not that Aiwen never said anything he was not sure about?

He never tells you nonsense, he is what he is, so he can bring people a sense of security at a young age, so he is stable and responsible at a young age, so he has become a country at a young age team captain.

Ivan's soft kiss made people want to cry, and Luo's small long eyelashes were wet: "Ivan, I don't want to go to the top of Europe alone. I want you to be with me."

He looked at Ivan expectantly: "Will you still play football in the future?"

"If there is this opportunity, I will," Ivan kissed his tears away, "And, who said that standing on top of Europe with you can only be done by playing football?"

As soon as his lips left the Portuguese's eyes, the other party immediately held him down, and his lips found his, and began to kiss eagerly and deeply.

The two were kissing deeply, devoting themselves to each other, stroking each other, when a discordant cry interrupted them.

"Wow wow wow!"

They had to separate and looked at the crib not far away——

Little Chris, who was just born not long ago, was lying in it, crying loudly. He didn't know that his ignorance disturbed the good things of the two fathers.

Seeing the handsome father appearing above his head, he stopped crying immediately, and he could babble and laugh even though he was just born and didn't recognize him.

He held up his two little hands, shaking them, wanting to be hugged by Ivan.

Luo Xiaoxiao leaned over from behind, intending to see if his precious son had peed.

He checked it, and there was no problem. Little Chris had just had milk, and there was no problem of being hungry.so why is he crying?

Looking at this brat looking for trouble, and looking at Ai Wen who picked him up and patted him on the back to coax him to sleep, Luo Xiaoxiao suddenly became unhappy.

He looked at his ugly son and said dissatisfiedly, "It's been almost a week since he was born, why is he still so ugly?"

He doesn't look like his father at all, how handsome!

Ai Wen couldn't laugh or cry: "Where is it ugly? His eyes and facial contours are like yours. He must be a handsome boy."

Luo Xiaoxiao muttered: "It's just ugly, but it's better than when I was just born."

Ai Wen looked at him and suddenly wanted to tease him: "Well, it's pretty ugly."

Luo Xiaoxiao always felt that something was wrong, just said that his son was like him, and then said that his son was really ugly?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Ivan, you sleep next door to me tonight!

The author has something to say: Baji: I, the Winter Soldier, a man who has slept (frozen) with Ivan for two centuries.

Captain America: I, Captain America, a man who has held Ivan's token of love (white gloves) for two centuries.

Luo Xiaoxiao: Me, the Chris Ivan loves, I call Lemon.

Alvin: I, England sweetheart, I have honey.