football golden whistle

God, why did your goalkeeper run out again?

Everyone took a closer look, no, not only the goalkeeper of the defenders, but also the goalkeeper of the forward team ran out!Are you two dating? !

Ivan and Ramos appeared outside the penalty area at the same time!

Cassie was running and found that a person passed him. He looked back and saw that the position in front of his goal was empty!

Look at the opposite side, the opposite goal is also empty!

At this moment, he had the illusion that there was no goalkeeper in this game.

Ramos was still a step slower, and Ivan got the ball first.Everyone rushed over humming, and saw that the two goalkeepers seemed to be in a 1V1.

#Ah, do you want to let them solo?

This kind of thought has not gone on, the solo result came out, Ivan beat Ramos completely.

Brothers, what are you doing in a daze, rush, empty door!Come back to defense!

All for not eating preserved eggs! ! !

A group of people ran fast, and the referee Luo Xiaoxiao also ran fast. Clattenburg looked at him from the sidelines and shook his head. This running position is too unprofessional. Why is he running ahead of the player with the ball? thing.

Everyone ran with Ivan with the ball, only three people did not run, yes, the three who created the gymnastics performance.Higuain looked confused, and then his face was full of joy. He doesn't have to think of a way to do other people's tasks. As long as Ivan scores the goal, they will be fine?

Ibrahimovic and Messi were too late to run and couldn't catch up, so Ibrahimovic simply watched the excitement.

He turned his head, looked at Higuain's face full of joy, and contacted him about running over to grab Messi's header, and Ibrahimovic raised his eyebrows.

He put his arm around Higuain's neck, almost suffocating Higuain's arms.

#Little brother, what are you doing fat?

Higuain struggling, what the hell, referee, referee, where are you!There are people here who force men to lock men!

The referee couldn't hear him shouting, his eyes and mind are full of his Lord Duke~

His Excellency the Duke strolled in the court, and when he reached the position where he could shoot, the others almost surrounded him.But he didn't panic, he had other thoughts, he raised his head, glanced at Luo Xiaoxiao who was running ahead of him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Just turning around, Luo Xiaoxiao saw Aiwen's faint dimples:? ? ?

Then Ivan came over with a pass!

No, this arc cannot be said to pass the ball to him...

But the ball was indeed aimed at him!

Luo Xiaoxiao didn't have time to react, he felt his right thigh was hit by the ball, and then he watched the ball bounce off his leg and bounced into the goal.

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

Pepe's tone is full of crap: "G, goooooooooooooooal~~~~ The defender's goalkeeper Ivan Devitt assisted the referee Cristiano Ronaldo and scored a crucial goal of the game !The defenders made the comeback, they 6-5 the forwards!"

Many fans almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, what?The goalkeeper assists the referee to score? !This is even more incredible than the referee assisting the goalkeeper just now!

An exhibition match, indeed an exhibition match!

The players of the forward team wanted to vomit blood even more, and finally struggled to counterattack. In the end, they encountered a hard stubble and were beaten back to their original shape!

I once again lamented what kind of god Ivan was riding a horse!

Pepe glanced at the time, he was hehehe: "Congratulations to the robot for achieving the achievement, this game scored twice, and the number of goals is tied with Raul~"

Luo Xiaoxiao was stunned, how could he still score goals as a referee? !

The fans were even more confused, what the fuck, Ronaldo scored the second goal as a referee? !

No, no, they missed a very important question!

Brothers and sisters, have you forgotten that Ronaldo kissed Ivan? !

Ivan's last goal was assisted by Ronaldo. For this goal, he could shoot by himself, but he assisted Ronaldo!

After the Portuguese kissed Ivan, he still got one shot and one assist!

Oh, oh, oh, Xiao Tiantian is really a fairy!When will the curse of scoring two goals be broken?

Because it was an exhibition game, Pepe directly teased it: "The game is almost over, congratulations to the robot for continuing Ivan's kiss spell! Oh! It's a pity that the game time is too short, we can't witness the birth of the next lucky one!"

Thomas Next Lucky Muller is waving to everyone in the stands. He is blowing the wind and eating melons to watch the game. He is not too happy~

The fans laughed and cried, damn it, have all the sweet spells of our Britney Sweets been put on the bright side?There are many players from other leagues here, what if the news spreads and everyone kisses us, Xiao Tiantian!

Van Persie, who had just experimented not long ago, raised his paw and said that he could testify to Ivan's kissing spell.

Everyone was having fun when the referee whistled!

Luo Xiaoxiao also didn't know how to blow the final whistle, and he also blew a few times blindly. Everyone looked at it, and he said that the game is over, but I still want to give Pepe a red card.

Let you talk too much! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Pepe is super innocent, he said, the referee, your whistle blowing is really unprofessional, and Ivan is right next to you, let him teach you~

The fans at the scene laughed, taught, must be taught!

The camera was facing them, and Ivan might also be interested. He said something to Luo Xiaoxiao, and the latter covered his ears.Then the fans were shocked to see that Aiwen directly picked up the whistle hanging on Luo Xiaoxiao's chest, put it on his mouth, and made a demonstration final whistle!

What the hell!

Are you so, so careless?You two get along enough to share a whistle? !

Zhenggong cp fans screamed, ouch!Rounding up is that they kiss in front of the whole world!

The Portuguese, who covered his ears in a daze and forgot to put down his hands, stared at the Englishman's movements. His eyes fell on his well-shaped lips, and the tips of his ears were inconspicuously red.

After blowing the whistle, Ivan returned the whistle to him.The two looked at each other, and Ivan's eyes were full of happy smiles.

This look is somewhat familiar...

It's like, where have you seen it?

Well, it seems that I see it more when I'm in bed.

and many more!

He thought of something all of a sudden, and made a fuss in his head. This is not over yet, he heard Ivan say something in a low voice.

His limbs were a little stiff and he left the spot. When he walked off the court and saw a group of players laughing and laughing around the preserved eggs, his mind seemed to have read Ivan's words.

"Cris whistles so nicely."

These words seemed familiar. On the day of the rematch match, he also said something similar when he entered.

"Ma'am, I like to hear you whistle."

Luo Xiaoxiao: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Pepe was yelling: "Now we have to count the list of people who eat preserved eggs! Don't even think about slipping!"

For those of the forward team who lost, and those who didn't complete the task, it's time to come out and accept punishment!

Who are there?

Neuer, Casey, Van Persie, Guti, Kaka.

Oh hoo!

Pepe interviewed them and asked them what else they wanted to say before eating preserved eggs. Guti acted as a representative, and he asked if he could let the person who was blowing the wind in the stands and said he wanted to eat preserved eggs come down to eat them instead.

Unfortunately, of course not, and the fans will not agree.

Neuer didn't talk about preserved eggs. He asked, "Can I watch Ivan play sleepy ball after eating preserved eggs? I heard that sleepy ball can only be played in England? It's a rare time for me to come to England. It's really good here. I like this place very much, so can I ask Ai Wen to teach us?"

Pfft~ Neuer, why are you asking this, you are a goalkeeper, what kind of doze ball do you learn? !

The German fans were shocked, should they support it?

Hearing what he said, Luo Xiaoxiao calmed down and turned to ask Ivan who walked down with him: "Is it true that sleepy ball can only be played in England?"

The Portuguese have wanted to ask this kind of mysterious thing for a long time.

I didn't want Ai Wen to hear his question and couldn't help laughing. He looked around, but no one paid attention to this side. He said to Luo Xiaoxiao: "Of course not, they are the only ones who are easy to deceive."

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

When Luo Xiaoxiao thought about it, he was happy again. So far, he is the only one who has been taught by Ai Wen!

It's just that the teaching fee is not cheap, the Portuguese gritted his teeth, not wanting to admit that he enjoyed it.

Ai Wen took the microphone: "You guys ate the preserved eggs, it's still early anyway, if you want, I'll kick a few for you later."

Neuer nodded sharply, no problem!

When the others heard it, it was true that the crying child had milk, and they immediately asked cheekily, and they also wanted to learn.

You can't treat one more favorably than another, Ai Wen nodded and agreed.

Now it's all right, the fans are not willing to change the channel at all, and there are still many players secretly waiting in front of the TV, ready to learn a lot from the live broadcast.

They are going to start eating preserved eggs!

The action of the four peeling eggs was very hesitant, and the others were booing beside them. Many Arsenal fans felt sorry for their Van Persie, oh what a pity~

Aiwen signaled the staff to bring some bottles of mineral water over.Seeing this posture, the four people who wanted to eat preserved eggs became even more frightened.

Many female fans looked at it and expressed their distress. They are so handsome, but they have to be punished, woohoo.

No, it turns out that people like to watch handsome people eat preserved eggs~

Pepe suddenly suggested: "Don't eat together, eat one by one."

That's a great idea!

Everyone looked at the people who had peeled the preserved eggs, who would eat first?

Finally, Kaka raised his claws, and he went first.

Mr. Haohao has a good temper. He smiled like a little angel with wings. Seeing that he was about to stuff the preserved egg into his mouth, Pepe asked him sympathetically, "Is there anything else you want to say, Ricardo?"

Kaka shook his head: "Ivan can eat it, and I should be fine."

puff!Fans don't know whether to cry or laugh, it's not true love!

What's the matter with this youjump, Ijump's sense of sight? !

Our little sweet harem is all over the world!

When the camera was shown to Aiwen, Aiwen smiled slightly. He was obviously very interested in watching others eat preserved eggs.

Britney is really not too seductive, if you ignore the naive Portuguese behind him with horns on his head.

Everyone watched Kaka start eating preserved eggs, and the other three watched him eat in fear, for fear that Kaka would spit it out as soon as he ate it, and they would be scared QAQ

As a result, the Brazilian ate it whole without frowning!

Pepe was startled: "Ricardo, how does it taste?"

Kaka swallowed, took the water he handed over, took a few sips, and said slowly: "It tastes okay."

What the fuck? !

Muller in the stands couldn't sit still, he ran down to confirm that Kaka's expression was true!

He really doesn't feel bad!

Ai Wen laughed, look, he said, although the taste is a bit strange, some people can still accept it.

But if everyone thinks they can accept it, how can it be called punishment?

Please invite the next challenger~

The next challenger is Guti!

Jinlang said, seeing Kaka eating so calmly, maybe it really isn't that exaggerated?

He's the biggest of the four here, and he still has to lead by example.

So he readily picked up his own and stuffed it into his mouth.

He chewed a few times.

Everyone counted silently, three, two, one.

The camera witnesses Guti's expression go from normal to red and then blue.

He finally couldn't take it anymore, and spit out the stuff in his mouth into the trash can that the staff had prepared long ago!

Cassie and Neuer's faces turned ugly again!

Don't scare them!Fuck, is it really that bad? !

Ha ha ha ha!Everyone is happy to see someone who can't stand it, and the whole stadium laughs together. Don't feel so sour!

Van Persie looked around, took a deep breath and then breathed again, it’s all right, it’s all right, Guti’s expression must be an exception, preserved eggs can’t be so bad, no matter how bad it is, can it taste worse than British food?

I didn't see Ivan and Kaka are fine!

General Fan, you can do it too!

He did this mentally, and then started eating too.

Everyone: Hehehe.

Unsurprisingly, Van Persie's complexion changed exactly the same as Guti's.

He covered his mouth and knelt on one knee, with one hand stretched forward desperately, water!give him water! ! !

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It's so funny, Xiao Tiantian is too good at playing!

The Arsenal fans laughed while shaking their heads, ouch, our beloved Beet, slow down, why are you in such a hurry?

Van Persie finally finished vomiting, feeling comfortable all over.

Terrible, this is Chinese dark cuisine!

Who is the fourth?The eyes of the people with malicious intentions moved over, scanning the two pitiful faces with earthy faces.

Ka Xiaoxi and Neuer looked at each other, the two goalkeepers, who will go first?

By the way, the camera cut to Aiwen, who was holding his arms, looking like he was watching a good show.

The message board gave a wave of interpretation:

#小甜甜: Everyone is a goalkeeper, can you please hurry up?

#小甜甜: We are both goalkeepers, please learn from me~

Ka Xiaoxi gritted her teeth, he will come first!To set an example for younger generations!

He took his preserved egg and stuffed it into his mouth!

Aiwen also wanted to stop it tactfully: "Don't worry, Igor, don't choke..."

He didn't speak, and Cassie had already started to vomit!

The last Neuer saw Cassie holding the trash can, and his shoulders were shaking with fright!

Cassie poured two bottles of water into his mouth and rinsed his mouth with tears in his eyes.

The three people who had eaten preserved eggs looked at the last one together, with a smile of "you understand" on the corner of their mouths——

If you have experienced it yourself, you must make others experience it~ Neuer, don't try to escape~

Hey, Muller sighed, patted his little friend on the shoulder, and gave him a helpless look, asking for blessings.

Neuer: QAQ

In order to compete with Ai Wenwen's Sleepy Ball!

Stretching the neck is also a knife, shrinking the neck is also a knife, Neuer, you can do it, hurry up!

He also ate it in one gulp!

Neuer, who was about to cry with his mouth puffed up, said that Kaka is not human!correct!Neither is Evan!And Cech!

How on earth could they stand such a horrible taste? !

The four finally accepted their punishment, and the water tank was half empty.

After admiring the embarrassment of several people, Peipei happily picked up the microphone: "The next part is the second part, the awards ceremony~"

The hostesses came up with a small trophy in their hands!

When everyone saw it, what the hell, is it so formal?I don’t know if it was the scene of the Golden Globe Awards!

The fans thought so too, Angel is really rich!

The winning guard team gets a small trophy!The dazzling trophy, the material, the price is not low at first glance!

The losing forward team also has a consolation prize, and theirs looks like a trophy, but why does it look so like... um, preserved egg?

Remove the base, the shape of the lump on the top is not a preserved egg!

Britney's bad taste?You can not eat preserved eggs, but you have to accept preserved eggs? !

This is too scary! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

After everyone got the trophy, Pepe went on to read: "The individual award ceremony will be held below. Players who have completed the task and players with outstanding performance will be awarded. Among them, the list of players with outstanding performance will be posted by Aiwen on Twitter after the game. Announcement~”

Doing commentary is really fun. Pepe feels that he can still do this job after retirement. He continued: "The prizes for the fans will be sent out after the game. In addition, we have also set up a special interactive session."

Huh?How did it disappear here?Pepe looked at Ivan, a little confused.

Ai Wen took his microphone, and he was about to speak, the scene became restless again, and his sweet and charming voice could be heard again!happy!

Ai Wen: "I didn't think about this link at the time, but then I thought about it. This is a post-match interactive session. Fans and friends are welcome to post their impressions of the game on Twitter, and participating players can also participate. The number of words is not limited. We will select the most creative speech among them and present your idol's signed jersey."

Pepe was startled: "Anyone can do it?"

Ivan nodded: "It's all right. Before the exhibition game, we invited Ronaldo and other top stars to be off-court guests. There are probably all the jerseys you want."

Hiss - what a domineering way to say that!

Why does it seem that there is a sense of sight of a domineering president?

#小甜甜, a man whose whole family is the president.

Neuer, who was still sluggish just now, has regained his spirit, and he can ask Ivan for advice on Sleepy Ball!

Everyone went back to drink water, change clothes, take a shower, and came back excitedly to learn the doze ball with Ai Wen!

The live TV broadcast continued, and people who didn't believe how Aiwen would teach the sleepy ball skills found that he was really teaching!

Aiwen asked Luo Xiaoxiao to go up to demonstrate first. Luo Xiaoxiao didn't kick out at the beginning. After Aiwen corrected him a few times, he succeeded in the fifth time!

Really good!The success of the Portuguese sparked an upsurge of learning from everyone, and Ivan guided another wave, but unfortunately no one kicked it out again.

A good exhibition game turned into a free-kick competition in the end. It just so happened that they had a group of goalkeepers who came in rotation and were not tired at all.

The live broadcast ended at this time. The players who watched the live broadcast wanted to watch it, but they didn't have to!

After scratching their heads like this and searching for Ivan's sleepball teaching video on the Internet, someone moved to the Premier League.

A sleepy ball that only England can play!I want to meet you!

The author has something to say:

Britney: It's nice for my wife to whistle

Luo Xiaoxiao: Last time you said that in bed

Britney: Well, my mouth was also very good at blowing last time

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !