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The fans laughed, Lu Xiaopang, you almost tried your best to set up!

@你的小甜甜, for the sake of Rooney working so hard to promote your lipstick, do you want to consider giving him an endorsement?

Rooney expressed his dissatisfaction after reading the fans' messages. He bluntly said that Ivan still owes him a hat-trick.

fan:? ? ?

You can eat and talk nonsense with preserved eggs, when will we, Xiao Tiantian, owe you a hat-trick?

Rooney explained that after the first group match of the World Cup, he made an agreement with Ivan that Ivan would assist him with 3 goals. However, in the second game, Ivan was sent off at the whistle. This agreement was broken for various reasons. Less than a day of realization.

He eulogized Aiwen and his brotherhood with eloquence. By the way, he missed the days when he fought side by side with Aiwen's national team. That was really the happiest time Lu Xiaopang spent in the national team.

The fans originally wanted to complain about him, but when they saw him say that, many people burst into tears again. During this period of time, the screen was full of awesome Britney, and they almost forgot how difficult it is for Sanmeow and how difficult it is for Ivan easy.

Ivan didn't respond. It's not his style to get too close to any players and coaches on both sides before the game.

Rooney watched the whole process talking to himself. In fact, he was satisfied after tweeting. Ivan must have seen it. He was just shy and didn't speak.

When he went to the club for training the next day, Rooney found that many brothers came to hook up with him and asked him about Ivan's habits and preferences in law enforcement.

Rooney, whose self-esteem was fully satisfied, proudly introduced (showed off) his little friend Ivan to his teammates. Everyone was taken aback when they heard it, and said that they would do a wave of hairstyles tomorrow.

Rooney took out the lucky lipstick that he bragged——Anger Man Nude Scheming Lipstick. He said that his whole body is full of strength now, as long as he wipes the mirror before the game, he will definitely be able to wear a hat.

Everyone was shocked, what the hell, is it really that amazing? !

Then they heard a cough.

—It's assistant coach Robson.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was Robson, they thought it was the boss who came and scared them.

Seeing everyone's obvious relief, Robson couldn't laugh or cry, so he coughed again, and then moved aside.

Their big boss Ferguson appeared behind him.

Everyone: "..." Excuse me.

Ferguson glanced at his disciples blankly and called Rooney to his office.

Lu Xiaopang:! ! !

He looked at his friends as if begging for help, brothers help me! ! !

Everyone had no choice but to send him away with their eyes, unable to help.

Everyone said that Rooney can't be saved, and the boss doesn't like people who don't put their minds on playing football, especially Rooney's idea of ​​rubbing Ivan's anger.

They looked at each other again, so, are you going to get your hair done tomorrow?

……do it!Why not! Boss didn't stipulate that they are not allowed to do unexaggerated hair!

Think about former teammate Cris, ever since he came out with the same curly hair as Aiwen in the game of Ivan's law enforcement, but he has killed the Quartet!

Let's go, let's go to the collective barber shop tomorrow, and make an appointment with a wave of curly hair!

Rooney is doing things, and Arsenal are not to be outdone. They said that their stadium is the one that Britney Spears set foot on when she held an exhibition match.

The new one, yes, is the kid who killed Matt Brazil, don't you agree?

I heard that Neymar came to the Premier League for Ivan's sleepy ball!Rounding out Neymar must be a fan of Irwin!

Ivan was born in 89, and Neymar was born in 92. He is three years younger than Ivan. Maybe he really grew up watching Ivan play football (?)?

After all, it was a Premier League game, and the melon-eating fans watched Manchester United and Arsenal play their own tricks. What they didn't expect was that Real Madrid, who was far away in La Liga, also made trouble.

On that day, the Spanish headlines were dominated by an interesting story related to Real Madrid.

The accompanying picture is Real Madrid coach Mourinho. In order to encourage his disciples to go forward bravely and step on Barcelona to win the first goal of the league championship, he took out a jersey that he has treasured for a long time.

Everyone was stunned when they saw the jersey. Fuck it, it turned out to be the out-of-print jersey of England No. 29!

God!It's their signature jersey!

Mourinho, what psychological tactics are you going to engage in?

As a result, when they saw the sentence on the jersey, they were silent.

[I am Aiwen, please learn from me. 】

Everyone: "..."

They are in a complicated mood. These words look so positive, but why did they see the meaning of "you are not as good as a referee"?

How heartbroken this group of Real Madrid players who bowed their heads and were trained!However, I want to laugh inexplicably.

Wait, these words are really familiar. Isn't this what Aiwen said when he swore the oath for the first time in the World Cup!

At that time, it was advocating fair competition. Could it be that Mourinho, as his husband, wanted to carry forward the spirit of his disciples?

...Oh, save me, Mourinho is definitely not that kind of person. For these coaches, winning is the first priority. What is fair play?They only know tactical fouls!

So... there must be something else.

Look at the group of dignified players in the background!They must have been scolded for their poor cooperation and poor performance, so at this time, does Mourinho look like a strict patriarch posing as "other people's children"?

Sweetie, he is someone else's child!

Before he was an awesome referee, he was an awesome player!He is Mourinho's favorite disciple, none of them!There is nothing wrong with using it as an example for the current disciples, right?

The case is solved, and Mourinho is using Ivan as an example to teach everyone in Real Madrid!

Soon this photo was made into an emoticon package by fans of Good Things——

【Magic Bird: Seeing a jersey is like seeing a person.jpg】

[Magic bird: The heavens and the earth are so spirited, they all look to Aiwen.jpg]

The La Liga fans didn't think too much about it. It was the Premier League fans who reminded them that Wayne Rooney knew how to use the rose-colored lipstick of Britney Spears (the fans all default to the girl as Britney Spears) to get European style. You are so innocent!What fair play?What to learn from Ivan's skills?Mourinho is rubbing Ivan's European spirit, okay?

What?When Mourinho was interviewed by reporters about Ivan's jersey, he even said that they would take the league title from Barcelona this season? !

In normal times, the media might be ridiculed, but today when they edited the manuscript, they were collectively discouraged!

Don't talk too much, Mourinho is the man holding the jersey blessed by the flower of England, Alvin!Maybe their Real Madrid really won the league championship?

With such an interruption, everyone paid attention to the match between Manchester United and Arsenal, as well as the dynamics of the La Liga standings.

If Real Madrid wins the league championship, they will, they will... they will call Ivan's father QAQ! ! !

Fans from the two places were looking forward to the game while eating melons and Snickers. On August 2011, 8, the battle of mortal enemies finally arrived in the highly anticipated battle.

In the third round of the Premier League, Manchester United played against Arsenal at home.

When the figures of the home team players appeared on the big screen, Manchester United fans sprayed.

Fuck!Why do you have a layer of oil on your mouth? !

Rooney's is very obvious, it looks like three layers of it!And Ashley Young, his lips are reflecting!

By the way, the shot is given to the young goalkeeper De Gea, well, his lips are also quite moist.

And most obviously, the hairstyles of Manchester United are very consistent!

The fans felt a little familiar at first, but they couldn't tell where they were familiar. Until the end of the passage, Ivan and his team appeared.

Only then did the fans understand why they felt familiar!

What's the matter with all the little curly hair!

The neutral fans quickly realized that the cliff was angry with Ai Wenou again!They turned the tables in their hearts, and strongly urged Xiao Tiantian to have a different hairstyle next time she appeared on stage, so as to save these big pigs from taking advantage of loopholes!

The fourth official had sharp eyes, and he told Ivan that there were stains on De Gea's clothes, but De Geafei said it was not.

Alvin raised his eyebrows, huh?How dare you refute the fourth official's request for a jersey change?

He walked over, and under De Gea's bewildered gaze, he suddenly grabbed his collar, moved his head a little closer, and looked.

"..." De Gea blushed.

message board:"……"

What are Britney Spears and De Gea doing? !

Ivan said: "You rubbed your lipstick on the collar of your jersey. If you still want to play, I suggest you change it."

In the confusion of the crowd, he added calmly: "When undressing and putting on clothes, wipe off the lipstick first, otherwise it will rub off on the collar."

Everyone: "..."

The Manchester United players are full of shit, what kind of observation is Ivan?

...That's right, this lipstick is from his house, he must have an impression.

I just don't know why, watching Aiwen talk about lipstick in a serious manner, his tone is completely inconsistent with the information actually revealed in his speech.

He has researched so much about lipstick, who would believe that he doesn't have a girlfriend?

The live footage of online lip language translation has been prepared early, and Britney is probably not a hidden playboy.

Luo Xiaoxiao is also playing games at this time, and he doesn't have time to watch the live broadcast, otherwise he may want to blow his hair again when he sees Aiwen interacting with other men.

Ivan watched De Gea obediently follow the staff back to change his jersey, and he suddenly thought of the Portuguese at home who smiled like a cat that stole a fish this morning.

He had just searched through his simple suitcase in the referee lounge, but he couldn't find the referee uniform that he would bring with him every game.

Because there are always many people who want to change jerseys with him, Ivan is used to preparing a few more.

He pondered, obviously he remembered that he folded the suitcase last night, and he was sure that he never took it out before going out.

So... what's going on here?

By the way, the shot was given to Ponemar, whose killer hairstyle was the most eye-catching in the audience.

He is shaved on both sides, with a yellow hair in the middle, looking like a wild and free horse.

By the way, the camera caught him sneaking glances at Ivan from time to time, and the message board laughed.

Knowing that you adore Britney, adore him, you can speak out boldly!

Welcome to England, this magical land, here, you can not only see a landscape of the Premier League, Britney, but you can also learn the unique technique of sleepyball that belongs to England!

Ivan then walked to the front of the team, and the camera was stuck on him. Originally, Arsenal and Manchester United should not see each other, but now the players of the two teams are still in the mood to grab the camera behind Ivan.

Standing next to Ivan was a tall caddy who looked like he might be 9 or 10 years old. He was a handsome guy with chestnut curly hair. Keep staring at him.

His blue eyes, which are similar to Ivan's, stare under the camera.

Wow, big handsome guy and little handsome guy, really don't look too seductive!

Aware of his gaze, Aiwen smiled and looked at the boy holding his hand: "What's the matter? Want to sign?"

The boy's beautiful blue eyes flickered, but he still shook his head. He looked at Ivan, hesitant to speak.

He hesitated and called out "Brother" and stopped talking again.

Ai Wen smiled, only thinking that he was shy and didn't take it to heart. He thought that he would remember to sign the kid after the game was over.

So he leaned over and hugged the handsome boy, just missing the huge surprise that burst out in the other's eyes.

Lu Xiaopang happened to see it from behind, and he was lamenting Aiwen's popularity.But being hugged by Aiwen, are you so happy?

Well, seems like it will be happy, Rooney scratched his head.

When it was time to start the game, Aiwen led the players of the two teams to the court amidst the melodious and passionate singing that wafted from the scene.