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Who is the little cat that Ibrahimovic is referring to?

He doesn't have anyone in Aite, leaving fans and the media with endless room for imagination.

Most people think that Ibrahimovic refers to England. Who made England a veritable three-meow army?Especially since their Britney Spears showed up at the Champions Gala with three cats.

And speaking of Sweden, there is a real reason why the English are so cowardly.England has never won against Viking Sweden in the big game.The curse that England must lose every time Sweden lasted for 43 years.

After the World Cup in South Africa, Sweden is still sighing. If they advance to the top 32, there will be nothing wrong with England?England beat the world?No!Their big brother Sweden hasn't spoken yet!

England is the World Cup champion = England is the best, and Sweden is better than England, so Sweden, which has the strength of a first-class team but often cannot escape the fate of a second-rate team, can also be the champion!

A small number of people think that Ibrahimovic's kitty statement is not simple, he will not be so stupid as to make an enemy of the whole of England, so his "kitty" must be someone who shouted!

So who is this person?

The answer is obvious. Please look up Aiwen’s previous tweet. That’s right, it’s the selfie with cat ears that exploded in the number of likes.People all over the world are familiar with this, and the famous cat ear challenge started because of him, it hasn't been long since the heat has subsided!

and so……

Ibrahimovic's "little cat" is called Ivan!

Don't ask why everyone knows, Ibrahimovic is the most important member of the army who verified Britney's kissing spell!

England fans: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Ibrahimovic is too much!A pun teased not only England, but also their Britney Spears!

Is the national mascot something you can flirt with?This must not be tolerated, the Three Lions must teach him to be a man!

Having said that, as a result, the national team squad has not been finalized.

The old team is still the same old team, but there have been many wounded recently, and there is a shortage of major generals.

Rooney failed to stabilize in the last qualifier, and he was directly suspended for two games. That is to say, he could not play in the first two games of the group stage in his European Cup trip, and could only stay in the stands and watch helplessly.

The 11-12 season is drawing to a close, the European Cup is coming, and the league champions for that season are also confirmed.

Among other things, many fans who have been paying attention to La Liga are full of complexity.

Real Madrid won the league title!

Do you still remember that Mourinho set an example for everyone with his favorite jersey at the beginning of the season?Of course, it does not mean that Real Madrid's credit for winning the game is passed on to Ivan. This is entirely obtained by Real Madrid's own strength, but that does not prevent it from adding a lot of color to England's sweetheart's player and law enforcement career!

Britney is really European!As long as anyone has a relationship with him, not only will the result not be bad, but they will also be able to achieve their goals!

Therefore, the lineup of the England national team has not been fully determined yet, at least the status of honorary members is certain.

The England national team will invite Ivan over no matter what, if you don't play football, you can be a mascot!The country needs you!Sweetie, you can't say no!

Britney who has already bought tickets: "..."

After Luo Xiaoxiao knew about it, his focus angle was very unusual: "If you go to the field with the team, Aiwen, will they fight you one by one...Will they really not lie to you to play in the end?"

In fact, this is not what the Portuguese wanted to express the most, and he choked back in the middle of speaking.

But Aiwen already knew what he wanted to say, and Aiwen didn't expose him: "If you don't make the squad, you won't be allowed to play."

Anyway, I only go to the field when England is playing games, and I can still watch other games at ordinary times, and there is no delay in watching Luo Xiaoxiao's games.

England's European Cup group is indeed dead. In addition to Sweden, which has been unbeaten for 43 years, there are also hosts Ukraine and France, which has been unbeaten in 21 qualifying games.

Ukraine is not good, they are good only one - the Ukrainian nuclear warhead Shevchenko, like his Milan junior brother Ibrahimovic, is the lone hero of the national team.

Rounding up... Rounding up is a ghost!England fans don't want to hear the author round up!

Think about it, there is only one Ibrahimovic in Sweden, and England is in such a panic. What if Ukraine is upset?

In fact, this kind of upset situation is very difficult to happen. If China has Yao Ming and Liu Xiang in addition to football, then war-torn Ukraine has nothing but Shevchenko.

Don't be afraid that the opponent is too strong, but be afraid of your teammates.The England fans are worried, they are still in the mood to analyze their opponents, they have not yet decided on the 23-man squad for the national team!

Hodgson, who was temporarily appointed as the most vacant coach, was selected in the major leagues, and those with similar strength were all pushed away to the shelves.

Ivan was invited to impart experience (focusing on the goalkeeper). He has arrived at the training base, and there are not 23 people who have reported.

Two days before the start of the European Cup, Hodgson finally got together, walk around, what?Ask him what tactics?Just defend me and it's over!Not retiring due to lack of candidates is already a big difficulty to overcome!

Other countries are watching the jokes of England. They may be afraid of Ivan, but without Ivan, the top scorer Rooney is still suspended?I'm afraid you're the one to blame!

The French put half their minds at ease, and the representative was Benzema of their team, who looked relaxed when interviewed by reporters before playing England.

For some reason, his other teammates panicked.

Franck Ribery, who was eliminated in the group stage of the World Cup in South Africa, said that it is better not to relax too much. Who knows what will happen to those scheming British ghosts (?)?

They have the mascot Alvin, what do we have?We have Benzema?

Don't, it's best not to find a chance to make him take the blame.

The boys in England are generally in a good mood, why panic, they are still smiling without looking at the boss?

Ivan was stopped for an interview before the game. The reporter asked him what he thinks of England's current lineup. Can the group stage go smoothly?How far can this European Cup go?

This is simply the worst lineup in England in the last ten years!There are only a few who can be called stars, and they are all old. The only hope is that Rooney will be suspended.

However, Ivan's answer reassured many fans. He smiled and said: "I don't think the group stage is a problem. Some players may be young, but I have seen them train and they cooperate well."

Hearing Ivan said "you are still young", many fans were stunned.Yes, Walcott and Irwin are the same age, 23 years old this year, and there are even younger players. Manchester United teenager Welbeck was born in 90, and he is only 22 this year.

Before I knew it, Britney was 23!

It has been 18 years since his dazzling 5 years old. At this age when many people may have just stepped out of childishness and entered the society, Ai Wen has already won countless honors!

Has he reached the pinnacle of his life?not yet!He is still on his way to the pinnacle of his life!

On the day of the start of the game against France, the fans gave him warm applause when they saw Ivan's face appearing on the big screen.

After the applause, everyone realized, what the hell, Xiao Tiantian is so handsome today!

He came to play football, but he came to walk the runway in a suit and leather shoes!

Actually, they want to know... How much hairspray did Xiao Tiantian put on her head?

The camera was always facing him, and Ivan noticed it, smiled at the camera, and waved.

Even many French fans said that their blood tanks were half empty.

For the romantic French, what could be happier than being able to watch handsome guys and watch games at the same time?

Ai Wen was originally ahead of the players. He was regarded as a non-staff member. He had to sit in the stands on the sidelines, which is near the place where many celebrities gather. As a result, he was pulled back by Terry as soon as he came out.

Before he could react, Terry took the lead in asking for a bear hug.

Come here, don't give your brother a hug, what do you mean?

I heard dear you will have good luck?Alvin, you're welcome, let's kiss each other!

The camera was instantly captivated and their actions were perfectly showcased on the big screen and on live camera.

Sensing Terry's intentions, Ivan stretched out his hand subconsciously to block his face, and Terry's mouth slammed into the palm of his hand.

Terry:? ? ?

Steady older brothers Gerrard and Lampard who came over and wanted to have a kiss with Ai Wen:? ? ?

If Rooney was here, he would be the first one to hug Aiwen and kiss Aiwen. Lu Xiaopang was in the stands at this time, and he was very satisfied when he saw that his teammates listened to his suggestion and kissed Aiwen.

...Why doesn't it seem like they kissed each other?

England fans: "..."

If it is normal, forget it, the fans may take the lead in spurning them, but is it related to national honor?Boys, don't be cowardly and hurry up!Make that little sweet face drool!

Aiwen refused their kiss, and explained with a sincere face: "Hugs are fine, but kisses are not, my girlfriend will be unhappy."

Everyone: "..."

Caught off guard, he took a bite of dog food and had to swallow it with a smile.

Luo Xiaoxiao hasn't competed yet. He sat in the locker room after training, and just turned on the live broadcast to watch, and saw the scene of Ai Wen not giving a kiss.

Pepe came in to change his clothes, he hummed a little tune and changed half of it, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

Um?Why is the robot's face so red?

He didn't think too much, and he also cared about a group of friends by the way: "Cris, are you feeling unwell? I just ran into the team doctor when I came back. Would you like to go and see?"

Luo Xiaoxiao stared at the screen with a bewildered smile on his lips. He was caught off guard by Pepe's shout and subconsciously blocked his phone.

Pepe:? ? ?

Why does he feel like a dean who discovered a student playing with a mobile phone in class?

This action instantly reminded him, and he quickly reacted, oh~~ he must be watching some shameful video with his mobile phone~

They are all men who don't know who?

He continued to take his clothes, and heard the Portuguese behind him explain: "I'm videoing with my girlfriend."

There is nothing wrong with the words themselves, the problem is the waves that cannot be covered up in his words.

Pepe, who can eat dog food with clothes: "..."

Ivan went out and wanted to continue to sit in the stands, but he was stopped by coach Hodgson.

The coach said, what kind of stands to sit in, come to watch the game with the old man!

Alvin: "..."

After the game started, the England fans were furious.

At the beginning, they scored a goal, and the fans were quite happy. In addition, when Britney stood on the sidelines and had a big boss halo bonus, they looked forward to the team scoring another one.

Unexpectedly, after scoring a goal, England began to shrink back and defend. In the eyes of the fans, they were simply scared.

Even so defensively, he didn't hold it, and was scored by the opposite France to equalize the score.

It was equalized, so we should go for another one, right?

But San Miao didn't, they vowed to watch until the last second.

The camera was frequently shown on the coach's bench. Hodgson was booed by the England fans. He was unmoved. No matter how ugly the scene was, he felt that he had achieved his goal after winning a draw.

The fans went to see Ai Wen, woo woo, sweetie, please persuade Hodgson, he has sincerely invited you to watch the game together, isn't it equivalent to giving you the right to make suggestions?

Ivan didn't respond, he didn't speak much, he stood with Hodgson like a charming statue of a goddess of beauty.

There was a French uncle in the stands who fell asleep because the scene was too ugly. He fell asleep from the intermission to the end of the second half. Ivan actually stood at that spot in the second half, and he didn't move during the whole process.

The camera was shown to Ivan several times, and Ivan was still watching the game until the last 5 minutes of the game. When the camera was shown to Ivan again, the yawning fans were awakened by this scene, damn it!Britney's eyes are closed!

He is still in that pose!Still so handsome!the difference is!He seems to be asleep!

"..." How boring is this game?Did you fall asleep watching the soccer-loving Britney Spears? !

The camera may have been stunned too, forgetting to shift its angle.In the next second, the ball that was cleared on the field suddenly flew towards Ivan.

The camera fully recorded this scene.

The ball was cleared by Terry's big foot. He just took the ball and kicked it this way, but his strength was a little too strong. The ball flew quite high and began to fall when it was approaching Ivan's side.

Is this ball going to hit Britney?Many fans at the scene were taken aback. Before the girls could scream, Ivan moved and took a step back with his right leg. The ball just landed on the ankle of his right leg and stopped instantly. Then obediently stand still in front of him.

...his eyes were still closed.

fan:"……"

Hodgson: "..."

Lu Xiaopang: Damn it!

This stop is absolutely amazing!

Most importantly, Ivan didn't even glance at it, did he? !

The ball stopped in front of him, and the little caddy ran over to pick it up. He carefully looked at Ivan with his eyes closed, and hesitantly called out.

Only then did the boss open his beautiful eyes, the blue was calm and penetrating, as if nothing had happened.

He smiled, bent down to pick up the ball, and handed it to the little caddy.

Everyone on the field who witnessed the whole process: "..."

Hold!How do you feel that the one on the sidelines is the main character?

I beg you to debut in place!I beg you!

Even the referee on duty was stunned, and he remembered that the ball went out of bounds when it was over, and he wanted to stop the game.

#小甜甜, a man who pretends to be a force when he stands on the sidelines and sleeps, even if he doesn’t play football or brag about the game.

The game ended first, and Ibrahimovic, who was not in a hurry to take a shower but clicked on the live broadcast to watch the England score, suddenly smiled brightly.

His teammates were also surprised, why are they smiling so happily?

They just lost 1-2 to Ukraine, and everyone couldn't laugh much.

Ibrahimovic swept away the helpless haze on the field, with a bewildered smile on his face: "I'm looking at the kitten."

The teammates glanced at his mobile phone screen, oh, England, it is indeed a kitten, their opponent in the next game.

The author has something to say: Xiao Tiantian: It’s cat food, not dog food~

Big Ibrahimovic (honey smile): Zlatan can't wait to ravage the kitten.

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?