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This wonderful (?) cooperation between Neymar and the referee brought the Brazilian to life.

At least the out-of-body spirits are back.

Many eliminated players who watched the live broadcast expressed that they would see each other again. FIFA said that in order to play fair and prevent players from taking advantage of the loopholes to kiss the referee to get European, they can no longer have close contact with the referee, otherwise the cards will be dealt?

Then what else can you do with this kind of assisting method?

You can't give that ball a red card!

The key point is that Ivan's encounter with the ball is not his own problem. He is not like those referees who can't move. He is very good at running.

A few more goals like this, maybe FIFA will change the rules three times for Ivan.

#小甜甜, a man who made the rules change for him.

The German players looked at me and looked at you, laughing at the goal just now.

They seemed to continue to make eye contact with each other—

——Brothers, is it enough for the opposite side to get us out of Brazil safely?

——Maybe it’s not enough, but you can’t release water openly, you will be reported if your acting skills are not good enough.

If you want to be an actor, you have to hide from the person with the best acting skills!

That person is their referee! QQ

Fans who eat melons have discovered that every time there is any change on the field, it must basically have something to do with Aiwen.

The referee Xiao Tiantian is really too mysterious. His current skill is in the hearts of many people, and it is on the same level as Bailey's crow's mouth.

Of course, everything related to Xiao Tiantian is a good thing, he is a lucky cat who is considerate at home and can prosper the whole family.

German fans worried their players won't be able to leave safely?

Look, the referee has pointed out the direction for you!

What a witty man Neuer is, he seems to have a tacit understanding with the referee, and they cooperated seamlessly to escort the Germans away from the sight of death!

They made it!

#小甜甜, a big sweetheart who silently contributes to the harmony of the stadium!

Rounded up like this, Ivan's assist really helped the players on both sides at the same time, killing two birds with one stone.

Looking at the rhythm brought by those melon-eating fans with big brains, England fans and Italian fans have mixed feelings.

So, it turns out that there is another mystery behind England and Italy going home?

Everyone wants to think about it, the game is still going on, and Brazil is still working hard.

The Germans continued to send the ball forward, creating more or less chances, but those who got the chance remembered the coach's instructions and could no longer score goals, so the ball under their feet became a hot potato.

They just want to pass the ball to their teammates to see if they can release the water without leaving a trace?

I always feel that I don’t know who to give the ball at the bottom of my feet. You can give it to Klose, and his total number of goals has been counted;

It’s better to pass back to find the cake maker. Xu Erle, who received the ball, decided to make up for his mistakes. He also wants to join the team of water releasers. He turned his head and saw that not far away was Ozil?

He passed the ball very happily, and Ozil was also very straightforward. He ran forward with his head buried in the ball, accidentally passed someone, and he suddenly remembered after he missed the goal!

How did he get into the restricted area?Or effective range?

The coach said, no more entry!

So he flicked his foot and the ball went wide of the goal.

The German commentator said: "Ozil's ability to grasp the goal is not good."

Fans who eat melons continue to gnaw melons, so the Germans are straightforward, and they are 7-1, what the hell are they grasping, do they have to nail Brazil to the pillar of shame?

Be a human being and stay on the front line, so we can meet each other in the future!

They have seen through everything a long time ago. Ozil must have considered that his little friend Marcelo is still on the opposite side, so he can't do too much!

#马潘彭: Mesut, if you don’t shoot, we are still friends!The hand holding the gun trembles slightly.jpg

#小娘娘: Survival desire upupup~

It was getting closer to the end of the game. Neymar stopped the ball immediately and passed it to his teammates.

The teammate who received the ball also worked hard. He rushed all the way into the German penalty area. Lahm and Boateng had another job to do, but when they made eye contact with Neuer in front of the goal, they immediately understood what their teammates were thinking.

After confirming the eyes, it is the person who wants to work together to release the water.

They put on a show and Brazil scored again.

7-2!

The Brazilian fans are a little better again, they have come down from the pillar of stigma.

Ivan blew the goal whistle and felt that the German players' acting skills were very good, although he could see that they were letting water.

The little princess in the stands tugged at her brother's sleeve: "Why doesn't Tiantian take out any cards~"

Tuntun thought for a while, and answered his sister: "Qiuqiu has scored too many goals, Tiantian doesn't want to draw out her cards."

Zoe expressed her incomprehension: "Then Tiantian doesn't draw out the cards, is it because drawing the cards will score more goals?"

Tuntun continued to think seriously, his little brain did not allow him to understand what was wrong with Zoe's logic, so he nodded: "It should be."

Aunts and uncles who heard the three of them having an innocent discussion: emmmmm.

That's right, the score in this game was too disparate, and Xiao Tiantian basically didn't draw a lot of cards.

It seems that Britney Spears' reputation as a card-drawing madman will also make an exception for this game.

Soon the uncles and aunts were confused.

The second half was actually very exciting. If the highlight of the first half was three goals in 5 minutes and the heartbeat was played, the highlight of the second half was the struggle that the Brazilian players never gave up and the desire to survive of the German players.

With less than 10 minutes to go, Brazil won a free kick.

It's not all about getting it. You said that Germany won the game and they still have to foul Neymar?

In fact, Neymar, who was dribbling the ball, and Boateng, who was thinking about how to deal with the ball and didn't look at the road, fell together. Ivan looked at the position where they fell and could award a free kick.

It is rare to try the feeling of taking care of the lagging team properly, and Britney expressed that she is very novel.

He then bent over to spray the spray at the place where Neymar fell just now. The spray bottle was not easy to use, and he almost sprayed too much.

After spraying, he asked Neymar if there was anything wrong with his waist, and if he wanted to call the team doctor.

Ma'er just shook his head for a while. If he still felt that he was not well before playing, he didn't know if it was a psychological effect or something. After rubbing against Ivan, he felt that his waist was basically fine!

Hurry up and score goals!

Brazil's No. 10 is eager to try. He has practiced against Ivan's sleepball video many times in the Premier League. Ivan is right, and he has a high chance of success in playing sleepball in England!

It was rare for him to meet Ai Wen's law enforcement again today, and he might be able to kick him out on the land of his hometown!

However, when Ivan adjusted the human wall, he carefully measured the angle and distance between the place where Ivan sprayed and the goal. He felt that this position was not particularly good.

It would be great if I could move it a little bit~

He wants to do this when he thinks so, he wants to score goals, and he wants to improve the possibility of hitting all free kicks!

So he quietly glanced at Ivan, who had his back turned to him, and pulled his teammates to help block him, and he started his plan to move his position.

Glance over there, um, it’s okay, quickly reach out jio to wipe those white sprays, and rub them over~

Another glance, another rub~

It's almost there, take another look, and... damn it, I've been found!

Not only Ivan, but several German players have seen it!

The lens... Of course I saw it too!

Everyone watched as Neymar, the hero of Brazil, was shown a yellow card by the referee Britney, who had hardly played a card in this game!

Brazilian fans: "..."

cough cough cough.

Neymar, who smiled awkwardly and politely at Ivan, was lying in his heart.

How did Evan find out?

After laughing on the message board, he said that this is normal, there is nothing that Xiao Tiantian can't find on the court!

Don't you know he's a man who put eyes in the penalty area?

Do you think it's okay if he turns his back on you?

Let's eat the cards~

The little princess cheered, Tiantian took out her cards~

Little Zoe also cheered, is the ball going to score~

Uncle and aunt:? ? ?

Ivan asked Neymar to continue to set the ball in the previous position, don't make unnecessary small moves, he is staring.

Neymar had to obediently set the ball up and wait for Ivan to blow the whistle.

The commentator was still laughing at Neymar's yellow card, but soon their tone changed: "Oh! The referee blew the whistle, and Neymar made a run-up shot! This ball... this ball! The arc of this ball? ?...The ball went in!"

"Unexpectedly, at this moment when the game was about to end, the Brazilian team scored the most wonderful goal!"

"Look at the slow motion..."

Brazilian fans are really going to cry again this time, Neymar is awesome!Praise Neymar!Thanks to Neymar for bringing them the spirit of samba football!

After he played, Brazil pulled back three goals in a row, at least it didn't make everyone despair!

If Neymar had played earlier, if he had started, if he hadn't been injured...

The message board was shocked, wow, the arc of this ball looks like a sleepy ball!

The camera was given to Ai Wen at the right time, and I saw Ai Wen's happy expression.

Isn't it fun!I have created so many tutorials by myself, and finally someone can kick them out in a decent way!

...I have to say that Neymar is very bold and brave to try!

Unconvinced after watching the live broadcast, Luo Xiaoxiao changed his position to hold Chris, and began to decide that he would also try to play dozeball on the court.

Neymar himself didn't expect to be able to enter, mainly because of his mentality, because he knew that he was powerless, so he wanted to play something different, so that his teammates and the nationals would not be too sad.

I didn't expect it to be a real success.

Happily, Ma'er, who had finished hugging with his teammates, ran to hug Aiwen again. He didn't care about the warm yellow card that Aiwen gave him~

A yellow card for a goal, this wave is not a loss!

Ivan patted him, and he didn't refuse at the end of the game. Then he heard Neymar say: "Ivan, I want to book your clothes in advance! I can't refuse this time!"

Everyone in the German team ready to move: emmmmm.

After making up his mind, he bumped fists with little Chris, and looked up to see Luo Xiaoxiao, who was being hugged again by Catnip:! ! !

You score a goal and celebrate with your teammates, what the hell is it to drag the referee to celebrate! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

As for the fans who cheered for the third team, Tiantian, they were really confused.

They stared dumbfounded at the two angelic little girls hugging little Ivan, and cheered loudly: "After Tiantian draws out the cards, the ball will be scored!"

Little Aiwen was also very happy when he was kissed: "I scored a goal, you two can't cry today!"

Tun Tun said that although he and Brother Chris did not plan to intervene in the war between women, but every time they had a quarrel, Tian Tian would try to coax them. Tun Tun said he couldn't stand it anymore!

The little girls nodded obediently, and the little princess generously expressed that she would reward Tuntun: "You ride high today~"

Uncle and aunt: "..."

Little sweets, do you know that they already possess the power of magic milk at a young age? !

They may not know what "riding high" means in the children's mouth, but they will soon understand.

When the game was over and Aiwen came to pick up the children, before the camera was turned off, Aiwen showed fans all over the world what it means to ride high.

Fathers with more than two children at home don’t know how to carry their children out?

Straps?too ugly!

push a stroller?Too troublesome!

Learn from Britney Spears!

Xiao Tiantian held two little girls one in each hand, one on the left and the other on the right. As for Tuntun, he was riding on Aiwen's neck.

Relaxed and handsome, hugging the little beauty on the left and right, and the handsome guy on the head, really don't want to be too much of a winner in life.

Of course, this photo was taken, and it was uploaded on Twitter. After licking the screen, the fans said, riding on the neck of the winner of life, holding the loose hair of the winner of life, and masturbating the cat as much as they want Cat, Little Aiwen is the real winner in life.

#On the correct posture of sucking cats.