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Chelsea fans said, it's all right, just rush to this sentence, they are half relieved.

So will Britney Spears get Chelsea?Not necessarily Manchester United!He still loves Chelsea.

Immediately afterwards, the live broadcast room received a news of the latest goal.

Chelsea next door scored and it was Didier Drogba.

Andy: "..."

Richard: "..."

Well-informed fans watching the live broadcast: "..."

Andy couldn't straighten his tongue: "Viewers, audience friends, now I will broadcast the game next door for you. Chelsea scored a goal. Just now, it was Drogba who scored the goal. Chelsea 1-0 Barcelona."

message board:! ! !

Fuck!Sweetie, you are a real boss!

#Big Brother accepts my knee for this month!

The melon-eating fans expressed joyfully that it seems that next year's World Cup in South Africa will be settled for England. As long as Ivan sips a few words, it is no better than what the ball king Pele and the little animal predicted?

Speaking of which, there will be World Cup preliminaries in Europe next season, please Sky Sports don't invite Ivan more carelessly!

Aiwen, don't be a referee, come be a commentator, so we can see you more often!

Richard was silent, he was thinking, did he continue to play gags with Ivan and play against the tune, the routine Ivan asked him to say more to attract ratings?Or just shut up and watch the boss control the field in a serious manner with rhythm, so that the fans watching the live broadcast can make up their brains to a climax?

#It seems that it’s not bad to spend a salary for nothing, but I have a sore throat after talking too much recently.

However, feeling the stare from the director, he suppressed the idea of ​​being lazy.

... Just kidding, anyway, he is also a famous talker of Sky Sports for many years. In terms of professionalism, he is better than his partner Andy. How could he do nothing and let a rookie in the commentary world make his debut?

Richard's face was sullen, and he looked like he was defending his commentary on the C position: "Both sides scored a goal each. Didier Drogba has always been Chelsea's top scorer. Korean Park Ji-sung scores goals here. If Cristiano Ronaldo wants to surpass Messi in the scorer list, he has to work harder, he can't be satisfied with the team's advantage of two goal difference, he will at least score two more in this game."

Andy knew what his partner was thinking very well: "Yes, and this is on the premise that Messi next door did not score in this game. I thought that Manchester United's first goal would be created by Ronaldo or Rooney. I didn’t expect it to be nothing, I really should feel that I am indeed the wily and calculating Sir Alex Ferguson.”

When the camera came to the coach's bench, Ferguson's facial blush due to excitement had not disappeared, and the contrasting coach Wenger's face was not very good-looking.

One red and one black, very distinct.

On the field, Manchester United finished celebrating. When they parted, Rooney patted his little friend Ronaldo on the shoulder: "Tsk tsk tsk, it was agreed that the two of us scored the most goals, but it wasn't us who scored the goals. I'm going to listen Listen to how Ivan will praise you for not scoring a goal."

Ronaldo glared at him: "Didn't you score a goal? We both have the same starting line."

Rooney acted like you really didn’t understand or pretended not to understand: “Sergeant Ferguson’s tactics in this game are obviously to put the focus of attack on the wing, and Park’s position has changed. As a winger, if you don’t score a goal ...Anyway, I made an appointment for Aiwen's compliments, and you are different, I hope Aiwen won't be too short to praise your hairstyle."

Ronaldo: "..." Damn it makes sense, he was speechless.

Ivan watched the interaction between the two of them and smiled: "Manchester United's No. 7 goal will definitely happen, sooner or later. Rooney also looks very good in this game. But Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas and Van Persie is also very good, Van Persie has just returned from injury, I hope this period of recuperation will allow him to get a better state after the rest."

He looked at the message on the message board: "You said that Manchester United will easily beat Arsenal by a big score? No, Manchester United cannot be easy. Being ahead does not mean that the opponent is easy to deal with. Don't underestimate any team, let alone the Premier League. Arsenal in the top three."

After he finished speaking, he chuckled lightly, and the end of the laughter reached the ears of the fans, instantly bringing a series of explosive effects, infusing their heart valves with crazier beating ability.

Some were seduced by his voice, and some were frightened by the amount of information in his words.

Not only did he milk Manchester United, but it sounds like he also milked Arsenal? !So who did you draw? !

There are Barcelona fans who are tempted to take the lead, and all three Premier League teams have milked it?Where did you put us Barcelona?Sure enough, this referee is a Barcelona black man!

They encouraged the Liverpool fans who watched the theater, hey, you are still bragging about him, didn't you see that he didn't like the home team you supported at all?What?You ask us why?Isn't that obvious?Didn't you see him completely ignoring Barcelona?The last time I met Barcelona, ​​I was crazy about helping Bayern!

Sneer, is this referee having an affair with that Bayern rookie?Rushing to help after being kissed?

What?You have no sense of substitution?Substitute Torres who called offside twice in a row, understand?

The message boards began to pinch all kinds of things, forcing the administrators to intervene, banning words, warning warnings, everyone is responsible for creating a good atmosphere for watching live broadcasts.

Andy was curious: "So who did you draw, Ivan? How about not announcing it to the fans, but secretly revealing it to us? We really want to know."

"Ah, you want to know, no problem, of course I will tell you first," Ivan blinked, "Why don't you ask the staff to block the sound first?"

The wind direction of the message board changed in a second, and some small actions of fans and black fans who made troubles were thrown aside.

Can't!Can't be blocked!And do you think we won't know if you block it?There are only four teams in total, so you can guess which one is from the shape of your mouth?

At this time, the small frame was cancelled, and the director cooperated very much. After all, having an appetite is good for the ratings.

The sound was not blocked, and the fans turned their ears up, ready to listen to Ivan's announcement of the answer.

However, at this moment, Arsenal fouled Manchester United in the frontcourt, and Manchester United won a free kick in the frontcourt far from the goal.

Ivan smiled, lowered his eyelids, and the content in his mouth became an event on the field: "This free kick is taken by Manchester United's No. 7 penalty shooter, No. [-]. Don't focus on shifting, this game is the most important thing. The point, this ball is very important, let's take a serious look."

The message board gritted its teeth, okay, then, we, just, seriously, look, look!

How long can you hide it?Don't you plan to talk about it after the game is over?

Is the result of the lottery the team you don't like?

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#Oh, Ronaldo took the penalty and you happily changed the subject. Sure enough, Ronaldo is the hidden true love partner. Except for Chelsea, all the previous Real Madrid, Liverpool and Bayern are fake, and Manchester United is your dish.

Arsenal & Barcelona: "..."

Chelsea is happy to watch the theater. As a family member, I laugh to see you competing for favor. Anyway, our status is irreplaceable.

Richard deeply felt that it was time for him to show off his eloquence: "This distance is too far, Ronaldo should find a way forward, and whether he can make it depends on how his teammates perform."

Andy supported his friends: "Yes, there is a great possibility of an indirect free kick."

Ai Wen put down the mineral water he drank a few sips: "Well, it's not impossible to shoot directly."

Richard: "..." Why does it seem that there is a sudden cold on the back.

Aiwen continued to explain: "It is possible. Forwards have been trained in this way. Among them, the elevator ball is the easiest to hit the goal directly, and the goalkeeper usually has no way. As far as I know, Ronaldo is good at elevator balls. There should still be quite a few people who are successful in training, but you can't kick such a ball too much, it will hurt your knees."

Andy & Richard: "..." Do you understand the feeling of commenting at the same table as the boss?

It's not that they haven't commented with other players before. In fact, the people they invite are not limited to active and retired players. They are in their line of work. Many of them were former football commentators or coaches.

But which player has such a sense of presence like you?They may be more professional than us, but they are a lot behind us in terms of interpretation ability!

The neutral fans were very calm, some of them took out the Coke popcorn, and Xiao Tiantian started milking again, just wait and call 66.

Boos at the Emirates Stadium, they want to interfere with this annoying Portuguese!

Referee Rossetti blew his whistle.

Ronaldo ran slowly, his acceleration was increasing, and at the moment in front of the ball, he lifted his foot to hit the goal!

Richard: "It's really too far away. Even if you hit the goal directly, the speed of the ball will be much slower..."

"ah!"

Message board: "..." Damn it!Who made such a lovely voice?

Look at the live broadcast again... what the hell!The ball went in!God damn it breaks the door from a distance!It's really a direct free kick, it's really an elevator ball! ! !

Richard: "..." His face is so fucking painful, and he wants to be as quiet as a chicken.

Andy: "..." My condolences brother, who made you have a task.

Andy brewing good emotions: "Cristiano Ronaldo! A shocking kick from 50 yards away from the goal! Manchester United 2-0 Arsenal!"

The fans at the scene were as quiet as chickens.

Rooney was still looking at Ronaldo just now, and wanted to use his brainwaves to tell him to kick him for an assist, but when he turned his header, he lay in the net!

Cristiano Ronaldo ran along the sideline with open arms excitedly!He pursed his lips, as if announcing his absolute strength to everyone!He occupies the entire screen by himself, and he attracts everyone's attention!

Ivan's dark blue eyes were full of reflections of the galloping Portuguese, and he couldn't help bending his eyes: "C Ronaldo scored the goal with the elevator ball, the goalkeeper tried his best, this ball can't be saved, the speed is fast, the arc Changed direction, still going to the dead corner of the goal."

Everyone on the message boards couldn't calm down, including the neutral fans. They were all stunned. How did this Englishman manage to make a prediction with a normal face, realize it in a second, and announce the result as if nothing had happened?He doesn't seem surprised at all!

#This time I really knelt down to him.

The voices of Arsenal on the message boards have been drowned out, it is too painful, they choose to shut themselves off.

Arsenal goalkeeper Almonia's golden hair is disheveled in the wind, and Manchester United goalkeeper Van der Sar, who also has a golden hair on the opposite side, leans leisurely on the goalpost and looks at the group of teammates to celebrate.

The whole Manchester United team was celebrating. Ferguson and his team on the coaching bench rushed out and hadn't returned yet. The referee signaled that they were almost done.

#The most annoying goal, every time a goal is scored, at least the head coach of one side does not listen to the arrangement and does not come back for a long time.

Wenger's face didn't change much, and he still had the same serious and unhappy expression. He didn't trouble the fourth official this time, but analyzed calmly by himself.

Rooney went up to rub Ronaldo's hair in a complicated mood. The Portuguese took care of his height and even lowered his head to rub it for him.

Luo Xiaoxiao was triumphant: "Hey hey hey, what do you think, Wayne? Are you convinced?"

Lu Xiaopang snorted coldly, convincing is impossible, it will never be possible!Don't even think about it!

Ivan looked at their "friendly" interaction, and boasted very credibly: "The relationship between the two stars of Manchester United is very good. They are... um, encouraging each other."

Rooney, who heard this commentary after the game, probably had to laugh again.

"encourage each other"?You want to say "with you without me"?

The attention watching the live broadcast listened to his various high-level blows with a wooden face.

Ivan continued to boast: "The current tactical lineup is more restrictive for Rooney. He doesn't have many opportunities to kick. Arsenal's midfielder Alexander Song restricts his performance. Now Manchester United is trying to break through on both sides." Therefore, Lu Xiaopang In fact, the state is very good, but there is no chance to score goals.

Richard: "..."

Andy: "..."

director:"……"

Ai Wen closed the microphone, and asked the staff for two sticky notes, saying it was useful.

Richard Dead Fisheye: "So Ivan, now that the free kick is over, can you announce the result of the draw? Huh? Are you here?"

With a few strokes, Ai Wen managed to write and draw on his hands.

Seeing them looking over, Ai Wen explained: "I have developed a habit now, and I will write down everything I see that flashes of inspiration, so that I can summarize my experience more efficiently afterwards."

Everyone: "..." Okay, what have you remembered?

This time Ivan was unstoppable, and he generously showed it to everyone.

Another small frame appeared at the bottom right of the TV screen.

In the camera, Ivan held up his small note. He drew a stickman on the paper to represent Ronaldo, and drew a goal. The different shapes in front of the goal represented the players of Manchester United and Arsenal. Manchester United The ones for Arsenal are squares and the ones for Arsenal are triangles.

Ai Wen explained: "Look, everyone in Arsenal is in the front position, and some of Manchester United's good headers tend to be offside. That is to say, if the free kick just now is given to a teammate, there is a half risk of offside. The Arsenal defender is waiting. They made it offside."

#Indirect free kick is also very difficult, let's go directly, maybe it will be scored.

People who watched the live broadcast couldn't care less about the scene. They found out in the replay that it seemed that this was indeed the case, and what Ai Wen said was absolutely correct.

message board:"……"

Okay, I get it, your eyes really have been practiced, everyone is paying attention to Ronaldo who kicked and shot, only you glanced at the wall by the way.

#What to panic, basic operation.

#However, I still want to line up and kneel orz

After the re-kick-off, Rooney held his breath and wanted to score, but things backfired. His various headers were missed and his shots were saved. The Arsenal goalkeeper also held his breath. .

Rooney was expressionless, he was losing his temper.

Ivan is becoming more and more proficient in his commentary. He praised every forward who dribbled the ball and was ready to shoot. Manchester United and Arsenal were treated the same. At first, fans thought he was the only child of Manchester United, but in fact, he also took care of Arsenal. Very good.

The people who eat melons are annoyed by Rooney's tricks, they laugh, Ivan, you just give it a good time, wow, just give Rooney a bite~

Andy finally found a chance to speak: "The lottery result..."

Ai Wen: "Look at this ball! Arsenal's possession of the ball is at the feet of Manchester United!"

Richard: "..."

Richard: "C Ronaldo was surrounded and passed to Park." Why is it so exciting to pass the ball?Another excuse to interrupt!

Ivan: "This ball is a bit dangerous."

There is no fluctuation in the heart of the message board.

Andy was dubious, but he soon lost his doubts: "Park's midfielder passed Rooney... Rooney dribbled the ball into the penalty area! Arsenal is dangerous! Did Rooney shoot? He didn't shoot. The angle was not good enough. He chose Pass! Manchester United No. 7! Ronaldo!!! goooooooal~~~~ Cristiano Ronaldo! Scored twice! Manchester United 3-0 Arsenal!"

Richard: "..." His face hurts and he doesn't want to speak.

Ronaldo laughed and hugged Rooney. The latter glanced at him, rubbed his hair, and smiled: "Well, you have lived up to my pass."

The Portuguese thanked him sincerely: "Thank you, brother."

Rooney turned his head and snorted again: "Whoever said scoring goals is handsome, I think I'm handsome."

#Broad-minded, with the flag in his body, he can give up shooting and choose to pass.

Of course, Rooney knew that if he didn’t pass the ball, he might not be able to score, and they had two offensive players—he and Ronaldo, and the opponent had three defenders and goalkeepers. How could he be a qualified frontcourt player if he didn’t take advantage of passing the ball?

Ivan watched Rooney rubbing Ronaldo's head again, with a smile in his eyes, and he said softly: "How about that?"

Some Chinese students who watched the live broadcast translated it in Chinese, probably to praise Ronaldo for "how awesome"?

After the Portuguese hugged his teammates, he continued to look for the camera. With previous experience, he found it quickly. He grinned his big white teeth and made a gesture of horns towards the camera. Ivan looked at him and felt that he was because of Running and messed up by Rooney's hairstyle, plus Pete's strange movements, and the appearance of a completely unrestrained smile spreading to his eyes, it's silly.

But it's cute and silly.

Aiwen didn't make a sound, his eyes bent quietly, but the two commentators didn't see the smile.

There was a lot of discussion on the message board about Ronaldo's action. They wanted to see Ivan's reaction, but there was no camera and they couldn't see it.

The two commentators were trying to justify themselves, trying to make their faces less painful.They didn't notice Ronaldo's actions, Ivan's reaction, and the speculation on the message board at all.

The first half of the game was almost over, Arsenal fell behind by 4 goals in the total round, the bright smiles before the start of the game were all gone, and many people got up and left the field.

During the period, an Arsenal fan on the message board said that his mentality had collapsed. Ivan caught a glimpse and comforted him warmly: "Don't collapse, there is still time for the game, and there is still a chance."

The message board said that they saw Ivan's routine, and there is still a chance to score a goal. Just look at Rooney. The meaning of the two is very different, okay?Are you true, cunning, fake, and clueless?

Andy and Richard also held their breath. They wanted to ask about the result of the lottery, but Ivan could always interrupt by explaining the situation on the field.

The first half of the game is finally over, but everyone feels more tired than watching two games. Watching the game is exciting, and watching Ivan is even more exciting.

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So, sweetie, you covered the little note for the entire half of the game, can you hand it over? [smiling face]