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The Inter Milan players celebrated at the Nou Camp and were reluctant to leave.

The Camp Nou staff were all pissed off. In order to drive away these unsightly winners, they even turned on the sprinklers on the lawn ahead of time, giving everyone a chill.

Look at their triumphant looks, their ugly kicks, and even more annoying celebrations!

However, this does not affect the mood of the winners. On the contrary, their hearts are flying, and it is the home team who are feeling cold.

The Barcelona players were the first to leave the field. The Inter Milan players celebrated like crazy. Under the stares of others, they were fearless.

The commentator is sighing about Ibrahimovic: "Playing at Juventus, Juventus was relegated to the second division because of the match-fixing incident, so I went to Inter Milan, won three league titles at Inter Milan, and moved to Barcelona because I yearned for the Champions League. As a result, as soon as the front foot left, Barcelona was eliminated by the old club on the back foot..."

"It's hard to say what the mood of the Barcelona management is. They spent 6600 million euros to bring Ibrahimovic from Inter Milan. This is the third highest transfer fee so far. The first is Ronaldo and Zidane..."

The referees left the field after the game. They left early, so they were not affected by the sprinkler. Ivan, who was stopped by Ibrahimovic to change his jersey, was a step slower. He happened to be sprayed by the sprinkler at his feet. all over.

"..."

Ivan was still holding the jersey handed over by the Swede. The latter took off his clothes very simply and did not give Ivan any time to react.

After being attacked by the sudden sprinkler, Ibrahimovic laughed when he found that Aiwen had become a drowned chicken.

Mourinho, who ran for more than 50 meters to celebrate at the end of the game, happened to pass by. When he saw these two people, he suddenly remembered his daughter's request.

mad Men:"……"

Two brats with stiff wings got together!

It is not in his style to compete with the young man for the jersey, so he said: "Send me one when you go home. It must be signed, and the recipient of the blessing is Tita."

Alvin: "..."

Alvin: "Okay, sir."

The fans watching the live broadcast only felt that they had been greatly stimulated. First, they were overwhelmed by overwhelming headlines, and then Ivan was pulled by the players on the field to change his jersey. This is not over yet. Mourinho, Ivan Wen and Ibrahimovic got together, and they seemed to be sharing their thoughts after not seeing each other for a long time.

at last!The Nou Camp stadium was assisted by God, and Ivan was drenched all over!

Ivan simply took off his wet coat, revealing the fiery red short-sleeved sportswear inside.

The camera focused on him, and this time, fans noticed the Nike logo on his right chest.

Britney Spokesperson Nike!

Yes, he is also wearing Nike sneakers today!

Wait, that's not the point!The point is!He is in good shape!

The wet jersey was attached to him, replacing people's gazes and materializing the outline of his figure. The bright colors matched his wet clothes, hair, and wet eyelashes, compared to stripping off directly, It made the wolf's blood boil even more.

Drops of water slid down his protruding Adam's apple.

Numerous flashing lights made him raise his hand to cover his eyes, so he looked as if he was shy.

This is a heart-stirring man, as long as he can surprise people in the World Cup, almost no one will doubt that after the World Cup, he will make men and women all over the world crazy.

Sensible fans:

"The Camp Nou seems to be against Ivan, he was very unlucky today..."

Demented fans:

"Wow! Thank you Camp Nou!!! It's a great assist!"

This scene was filmed, and the next day, Ai Wen's wet body photos quickly became popular on the Internet, surpassing Ronaldo, and became the No. 1 sex and fantasy object of gay men.

【He has the face of an angel, but his temperament makes you admire】

【His beauty transcends gender】

[Count down those passionate men on the court]

A gay man said in an interview: "He is simply the ideal object, but I know clearly that he is not gay."

"Yes, he is beautiful and handsome, the kind that makes one's legs weak. If he is willing, I believe many Xiaolings will immediately spread their legs around his waist."

"His waistline is the most perfect I've ever seen, yes, the perfect male dog waist. I'm a 0.5, you know, but I prefer to use my legs to fix it with my hands."

"I'm ready, if he's in the World Cup, I'm going to chase him to South Africa and have his number tattooed on my butt, or...inner...thigh."

"God, his lips are so sexy, if I could kiss them, I would die for him tomorrow."

……

However, the parties involved are still unaware of this.

Aiwen can only roughly understand what the media may have done with him through the two new bottles of primary potions added to the system.

Starting from the flashing lights, Ivan found that it was difficult for him to leave the court.

The players' tunnel was crowded with reporters, and they were scrambling for the first place, with a very clear goal.

So Ibrahimovic, who walked with him, naturally took on the role of helping to break through.

Questions from the reporters rang out one after another: "Is it true that you will be recruited into the national team by Capello, Mr. DeWitt?"

"Beckham was injured and had to bid farewell to the World Cup. Are you taking his place?"

"Do you think you can maintain the same form after not playing for two years?"

"Mr. DeWitt! Excuse me, are the two kicks you kicked before the game were inspired by Barcelona? Are you friends with Mr. Ibrahimovic? Have you ever had any contact with Barcelona?"

Ai Wen avoided answering, and Ibrahimovic raised his eyebrows when he heard the reporters' questions.

After finally entering the player tunnel and getting rid of the group of reporters, Ibrahimovic expressed his doubts. Although he did not win the game, the free kick made him vent himself, and the whole person was released.

"What happened? Is it true what they said?" Ibrahimovic asked.

Ai Wen: "Not sure, but the media's reaction is too fast."

Ibrahimovic shrugged: "They always have a dog nose."

He then added: "You should go to the World Cup, it's very necessary."

Alvin looked at him.

Ibrahimovic: "There is no Sweden in this World Cup. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. England has a great chance of winning."

"You're lucky it's a World Cup without Zlatan."

Ibrahimovic's arrogant tone seems to be saying, I have given you the trophy, hold it well.

Alvin: "..."

England does have a curse, they are not victorious against Sweden.

Ibrahimovic said that, logically, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.

Ibrahimovic smiled: "Zlatan likes you."

Alvin: "..."

What can he say, he can only say: "Thank you."

After 10 minutes, Ibrahimovic, who had changed his clothes, deliberately took Ivan to a path that would not be discovered by the media, which can be said to be very considerate.

"How do you go? Go directly to the airport? The traffic is still very convenient."

Ai Wen looked around and raised his phone: "Someone answered."

Ibrahimovic touched his chin, showing an expression that any man could understand: "Little lover? Not bad, I'm leaving first, Helena and the children are waiting for me at home."

After finishing speaking, he patted Ivan on the shoulder and left gracefully.

"..."

Ai Wen turned on the phone with a headache and dialed the number of "Little Lover".

Connected there in a second.

A Portuguese familiar voice came: "Ivan? Are you out? I'm at a small square next to Camp Nou. I've sent you the location."

Ai Wen pinched the bridge of his nose: "You stay where you are, and I'll pass right away."

God knows how shocked he was when he found out about Ronaldo in the lounge just now!

This guy who was in Barcelona's rival Real Madrid actually told him that he would drive to Camp Nou to pick him up himself!

Before he can stop it, of course he can't stop it, Madrid is not far from Barcelona, ​​look at the time when the other party sends a message, it is estimated that this meeting has arrived.

Even if it will be dark, the Portuguese luxury cars appearing on the streets of Barcelona are enough to attract people's attention.

What's more, because of his news, many reporters gathered here.

The two met quickly, and Aiwen looked around to make sure that no one dressed as a reporter appeared before getting into the car.

As for the period of time waiting for Ivan, what did the Portuguese do?He turned on Twitter and continued to post news related to Aiwen.

When he saw Ai Wen's wet body photo and many gay comments under the photo, he became uneasy.

He changed to a trumpet and went up to start a fight.

"He's gay, and he won't fall in love with you."

"I'm not gay, and I won't fall in love with you."

After replying, he vented his anger, exited with satisfaction, and logged back into the tuba.

As soon as he landed on the tuba, he received a bunch of Aites.

The Portuguese opened in doubt, and found that he had been attacked by many troublemakers.

The protagonist who caused this incident was his former Manchester United partner Wayne Rooney!

Of course it wasn't his own tweet, but the fans turned out his tweet from more than a year ago!

Wayne Rooney (posted June 2008):

[Tears] [Tears] I wish you a speedy recovery, friend, I look forward to gathering with you again on the stadium and the national team, and working hard together for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa!

At that time, many people sent blessings to Ivan, who was admitted to the hospital in a car accident, and Rooney also sent blessings, and he was complained by fans that he immediately flagged him.

Now turn it over and have a look... what the hell!Rooney really deserves to be good friends with Britney, God prophesied! ! !

It was predicted two years ago that Ivan would participate in the World Cup!It seems that Britney's participation in the World Cup is real!

How about predicting a wave of England winning the Hercules Cup? !

We are optimistic about you, Lu Xiaopang!

Ai Wen, who got into the car and sat in the co-pilot, saw that the Portuguese was out of his mind. He wanted to criticize the other party's unreliable behavior, so he changed his opening to:

"What's wrong with you Cris?"

Luo Xiaoxiao: "I'm fine, I'm fine."

"..."

Ai Wen really wanted to cry up to the sky, why did everyone he knew have such personalities?

Of course he wouldn't do that, after all, it would ruin the character.

#Please learn from me, be a sweet and sweet person who doesn't talk too much.

Ai Wen decided to change the subject: "Why did you suddenly think of coming here?"

The Portuguese was about to answer when his cell phone rang.

The mobile phone was placed next to the driver's seat where the sundries were placed, and Ronaldo was driving, so he asked Ai Wen to take it out for him.

Ivan glanced at the screen, it seemed to be Ronaldo's teammate.

Ronaldo said: "You can turn on the speakerphone directly."

Ivan did so, and then, Marcelo's loud voice sounded in the relatively quiet car:

"Cris! Did you go to Portugal to buy a cold beer?!"

Ronaldo: "..."

Alvin: "..."

After dealing with his teammates, Ronaldo told them that he would go back immediately, and they could leave first if they had something to do. However, a chuckle on the other end of the phone made the teammates who were still at his house on the opposite side find out that there was someone else beside the Portuguese.

Marcelo held the phone, exchanged glances with Benzema, Higuain and others surrounding him, and then nodded tacitly.

Just after the first half of the game, Ronaldo told them to go out to buy drinks and let them watch the game first.But is it necessary?Just call and ask someone to deliver it to your door!

Sure enough, there is a situation!

Leaving his teammates at home and not entertaining them, but running out all the way to date girls!

Too much, Cristiano!

Wait, look at the situation, Cris is going to bring his girlfriend to meet them?

What is this operation?

No wonder I still remembered running upstairs to change my clothes before going out, and seemed to even do my hair!

Forget it, since he has been secretly covering up his partner and is finally willing to confess this time, they forgive him!

Several people reached a consensus, and they kept quiet solemnly, ready to listen to what the Portuguese over there had to say.

As a result, there was no reply, and the other party hung up the phone directly.

"..."

Forget it, robot, we'll see.

After hanging up the phone, Ivan put the Portuguese's cell phone back in place, and he had a good time: "I bought a cold beer and bought Barcelona? Huh?"

He glanced at the inconspicuous hairspray on the other party's hair again. The amount was very small, but Ivan had a keen sense of smell. He smelled the fragrant smell that belonged to the hairspray alone: ​​"I left my teammates at home and drove here directly? Huh?"

"And hairspray, huh?"

These three "Huh?", revealed a hint of laziness and damn sexy in the ending, which directly made the Portuguese holding the steering wheel use his fingers so hard that he almost stepped on the accelerator.

He leaned forward slightly, moved his buttocks, and hid his lower body under the shadow of the steering wheel, as if trying to cover up something.

He explained palely: "By the way, I can go get your birthday present, don't you want to see it? It has been waiting for its owner for a long time..."

Ivan let out an "oh" and didn't read the text, as if he had seen through his innocence, which made the Portuguese feel like they were facing a formidable enemy.

Sensing the indistinct glance of his sweetheart in the passenger seat, the weak and helpless wayward Luo Sansui tensed up.

Seeing his look of death, Ivan didn't think much about it, so he could only say: "Concentrate on driving and don't move around."

The Portuguese didn't move as he said, but his expression was a bit ferocious, and he didn't look like he was concentrating at all.

So at a section where temporary parking was possible, Ivan drove him out of the car and got into the driver's seat by himself.

Ai Wen looked at the other party's awkward walking posture, who had been covering up something, and felt even more puzzled.

The Portuguese, who held back all the way, looked at the provocative and unknowing Englishman, feeling sour in his heart.

The other party was driving seriously, really seriously, without squinting.

Even if Ronaldo kept looking at him, he didn't respond.

The serious look...is so charming.

The light and shadow of the evening hit his face, which was not so clear.His face is naturally relaxed, and although there is no expression, he is in a good mood.

His eyes and the light outside the window complement each other into brilliance.

In the dim environment, his azure blue pupils seem to be a little darker, and people can't help but lean up and admire them up close.

By the way...can touch lightly colored lips.

The gradually amplified heartbeat sound became more and more obvious in the gradually deepening night.

Loud, at least to the ears of the Portuguese themselves.

The man next door was driving his car intently, without any response.

This made him both relieved and a little frustrated.

In such a strange but harmonious atmosphere, they returned to Madrid, Ronaldo's mansion.

When the teammates heard the sound of the car, they all looked around the door.

They looked excitedly and jokingly at the teammate who came down first.

Huh? How did Cris get off the co-pilot?He actually worked a girl to drive him?

It's okay, maybe it's just for fun.

——until they saw a man get out of the driver's seat.

Everyone was stunned.

What the fuck? ! ! !

What about the pretty chick?How to bring back a big man? !

The night was just right, a flamboyant Ferrari, and... two handsome men almost had a good drink.

So this Portuguese man who claims that the refrigerator does not have the cold beer with the lowest energy, has he bought it? !