give me a chance to be a good person

Today, when Shang Shijing was on vacation, Zhan Zhixi and Wu Lang occupied his room to play game consoles. There was a row of replacement controllers beside the two of them, just in case.

Ever since Wu Lang set a record of smashing [-] game controllers, Zhan Zhixi has been in charge of buying all kinds of controllers for him. Sometimes Shang Shijing even suspects that he will buy some more equipment. Can you just open an account on the Internet and live broadcast a related video about which gamepad feels better.

But there are people beyond people, and mountains beyond mountains.

Yu Feijing, who suffered for no reason, not only had to face questions from his parents who doubted his sexual orientation, but also had to bear the pressure of raising another family. There are so many shits, there are still a group of Shaking M readers who have become sincere fans tirelessly. Apart from greeting Yu Feijing's little brother every day, they have no other complaints, and the rewards are quite generous, which makes him really relieved.

Shang Shijing's craftsmanship is very ordinary, but after the two of them stay together for a long time, it is inevitable that they will become more refined. While chopping vegetables, he carelessly dealt with Yu Feijing's complaints. Since they actually met in this reality, it has passed Leaving aside a year, Yu Fei was about to collapse once a week on average in this year, and he was very used to it.

Compared with the previous life, the modern life is extremely peaceful, not as scary as before, a little less exciting, and more comfortable. Except that the fat that Wu Lang ate was all on Shang Shijing's body, there was nothing wrong with it. other problems.Even Yu Fei's startled complaints were trivial matters.

"Did you do it on May [-]rd?" Yu Fei was startled and complained to him, but he still didn't forget to tell Yu Wanggui to study hard. That kid loves to study very much. He is not the same as Wu Lang who is addicted to games. He seems to have finished his junior high school courses. Ready to attack high school, the rapid progress is moving, except that Yu Fei was misunderstood by his startled parents as a mentally handicapped child at the beginning.

Yu Wanggui said calmly, "I've finished the whole book. By the way, Yi Jianhan, why does the person on the phone know my surname is Yu?"

Yu Fei said in surprise: "Let me see...you idiot! The research call from the carrier used my ID card, so it's Yu, not Yu!"

His voice ranged from far to near, and common sense teaching seemed trivial and disturbing. Shang Shijing had a deep understanding of this. He still remembered Wu Lang's cute appearance when he saw the induction cooker for the first time and tried to touch it.

Probably because Yu Fei was shocked and asked Yu Wanggui to recite the vocabulary, Yu Wanggui's voice gradually became quieter, and Yu Fei's voice became louder again, complaining: "Recently, he gets up early every day to drive the battery car to take my mother to buy vegetables. , now the whole vegetable market thinks he is my mother's own son; but recently it was a good deed, the young couple above me went out the door, but the window was not closed tightly, and the child fell down and was rescued by him, this morning I sent a pennant over and wrote 'Young Heroes', my mother hung it in the living room, and I almost couldn't eat the food I watched."

"Isn't this good?" Shang Shijing said coldly, "Your parents finally accepted that you came out."

"Pooh!"

This joke was not aimless, when Yu Wanggui suddenly appeared in Yu Feijing's bedroom, Yu's parents almost called the police that someone had invaded his private house, but Yu Feijing stopped him, he could not tell Yu Wanggui's origin, He also expressed his familiarity, and Yu Wanggui knew nothing about this world, so he was suspected by his own parents and abducted the mentally handicapped boy in the end.

The scene was very tragic at one time, and I don't know how I survived it.

The two of them chatted for a while before hanging up the phone. Shang Shijing heard the sound of the game stop, so he couldn't help but poke his head out from the kitchen, only to see Zhan Zhixi in a leather jacket dragging Wu Lang out and waving at him. Wave the key: "We'll be back later, the car is gone."

Shang Shijing was a little surprised: "Are you driving a motorcycle and a racing bike?"

Ever since Wu Lang pulled off his steering wheel when he got into Shang Shijing's car for the first time, Shang Shijing never touched a four-wheeled car for him again. His favorite activity is to sneak into the community park, hold a tea mug and stare at the old man playing bad chess with a bewildered smile, with a gentle demeanor and a sarcasm in his heart.

During Shang Shijing's working hours, he abused all the elderly in the community who had a bit of chess skills, and later he abused the middle-aged people together. Now he feels that there is no challenge, and he will not make a move, so it has become a legend.

Because of this matter, Shang Shijing also received private complaints from neighbors, saying that Wu Lang had too much undermined the confidence of middle-aged and elderly people. Later, Wu Lang stopped, and someone came to hope that Shang Shijing could persuade Wu Lang , Let him play a game with the old man.

Shang Shijing briefly chatted with Wu Lang during dinner, Wu Lang was disdainful: "Chess is too stinky."

So nothing came of it, and so far there hasn't been a chess player who can impress Wu Lang in the community park.

The bicycle is the first mount that Wu Lang learned to buy vegetables, and it is also the only mount so far. It has been next to Shang Shijing's four-wheeled vehicle for a long time, like a jade-faced fox leaning on Zhu Bajie, it is indescribably petite and charming.

Wu Lang and Yu Wanggui's documents were all handled by Zhan Zhixi. People who have lived for hundreds of years always have some knack for living. Shang Shijing didn't bother to understand how he got those things, but it's not 100% either. He believed in these things, so he avoided using them as much as possible, and it was obvious that Wu Lang had no spirituality in terms of driver's licenses. In the end, Shang Shijing decided to let him ride a bicycle properly.

For this reason, I specially bought a framed one, which is more convenient to put vegetables.

Before Shang Shijing could figure out the joint, Zhan Zhixi and Wu Lang had already fled, so he could only shout, "Remember to come back for dinner!"

He looks exactly the same as when his mother chased after him and shouted when he was young.

Before Shang Shijing realized that history is always surprisingly similar and sad, he took the knife and went back to the kitchen. He picked two green onions from a small potted plant on the windowsill, opened the frozen layer and found that something was missing, and it was too much. Worried that he was suspicious, he hesitated for a moment, took out the frozen meat and closed the refrigerator door.

Both Zhan Zhixi and Wu Lang were wearing overly cute woolen hats. The two handsome young men with long legs sat on a bench in the community park and ate popsicles together. Zhan Zhixi looked around and listened. Bafang was afraid that Shang Shijing would suddenly appear behind him and disturb their plan to eat popsicles.

He is familiar with the road, and it is obviously not the first time he has fought wits with Shang Shijing, let alone the first time he has stolen a popsicle.

There is not much spiritual power left, Zhan Zhixi and Wu Lang both feel cold, so in addition to woolen caps, scarves are also wrapped twice, the two of them hid in the park and gnawed popsicles, and their teeth felt sour when they heard it, but they could swallow the cold The stomach feeling seemed to have calmed down all the anxious emotions. The two looked at each other and continued to chew on the popsicles.

Under normal circumstances, Shang Shijing doesn't approve of the two of them eating ice, especially in winter, the health care elder Wu Lang who is holding a black tea mug is not as healthy as he looks, addicted to games, and loves to eat ice.

Wu Lang ate faster, his fingers were a little red, he subconsciously touched Zhan Zhixi's neck, and Zhan Zhixi almost screamed from the cold, glaring at his elder brother.

Wu Lang withdrew his hand calmly, threw the popsicle stick into the trash can, and said plainly, "Go back."

Zhan Zhixi was still chewing ice, which sounded like a cutting machine. He nodded and put his hand on Wu Lang's neck. Wu Lang walked away without hesitation. His hair was shorter than Zhan Zhixi's. There is no hair swaying when it floats, and it is well hidden in the woolen hat and scarf, so there is no weakness.

Because Shang Shijing's hair was cut very short, when he gave Wu Lang a haircut, he asked in a muffled voice to have the same hairstyle as Shang Shijing's. The sissy barber felt as if he had been stabbed seven times. Jiao Didi walked around Wu Lang's head and said to him: "Handsome guy! How can you be so overthinking, I..."

"Cut."

Wu Lang didn't have any patience with people other than Shang Shijing. His temper had risen rapidly since he had a high fever. Even Zhan Zhixi would not look good when he occasionally made him angry. This situation would increase rapidly without eating popsicles. It made Shang Shijing wonder if his ability to control his emotions has weakened a lot after losing his cultivation.

After cutting his hair, Wu Lang was very indifferent. He frowned and went home with Shang Shijing, and then said to him a little aggrieved, "It's a bit cold."

In fact, he wanted Shang Shijing to touch him. Shang Shijing thought it was a bit funny, so he slid his fingers along Wu Lang's ear, and then kissed him. Wu Lang's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. Very calm, do not see any abnormalities.Shang Shijing was a bit mean, so he didn't tell Wu Lang that he had discovered the New World by himself and secretly smiled, completely ignoring his boyfriend's suspicious gaze.

Wu Lang's cut hair was tied up by the barber and packed up. Originally, the hair salon planned to buy it from Shang Shijing, but Shang Shijing didn't intend to sell it. He didn't need the money, so he took it home and put it away. , as a memorial.

Zhan Zhixi almost fainted when he saw Wu Lang's new look for the first time, and then he wholesaled a bunch of wool ball hats for Wu Lang, many of them were very funny, and Wu Lang looked amazingly handsome when he wore them, Shang Shijing Dubiously, he put it on himself, touched the lighter that day and burned the hat.

Fortunately, Zhan Zhixi didn't notice that the hat he bought was missing. Wu Lang probably noticed it, but he belongs to the type of Shang Shijing who would help sharpen a knife when killing people, let alone a hat. To help set the fire.

That would hurt Zhan Zhixi too much.

Although Zhan Zhixi was almost used to being hurt.

When they went back to eat, the two of them rushed into the bathroom at the same time, washed their hands and rinsed their mouths together, Shang Shijing stood at the door with chopsticks in his hand, looked at the two of them dubiously, and said slowly, "You two didn't eat popsicles behind my back. "

Wu Lang and Zhan Zhixi blinked, looked at each other, and shook their heads at the same frequency and direction.

"Oh, eat." Shang Shi nodded, so Wu Lang and Zhan Zhixi accused each other with their eyes, until they heard the one in charge of the spoon say calmly, "Okay, let's eat, you two will wash the dishes later."

In fact, Shang Shijing wasn't that angry. To be honest, he wondered what it would be like for Wu Lang and Zhan Zhixi to have a toothache. What's more, everyone is an adult, so it's nothing to steal a popsicle.However, maintaining an attitude is very important, Shang Shijing knows that the next two will be honest for at least a while.

The trouble Wu Lang brought was far more than that.

Normal people would usually call a child a sweet burden, but Wu Lang didn't give up too much. Shang Shijing still remembers that when he took him out to the mall, the other party single-handedly picked up a thief who was plundering money on the crowded elevator. Neck, almost breaking those fragile bones.After letting go of the man, the thief didn't cherish the precious life at all - of course, Shang Shijing could also understand that he might have been frightened, and when he rushed into the crowd and was about to escape, Wu Lang kicked the wall of the shopping mall unconscious That damned hapless bastard.

Fortunately, he was not kicked to death.

The question is can a normal person fly over the wall!

Thanks to the bad air that day, Wu Lang was forced to wear a mask, and with the wool cap he usually wore, he was safe from danger.

Besides, if it wasn't for Shang Shijing's excuse that he was in a hurry to leave, maybe the two of them would have been crowded into the bureau by the enthusiastic people to make a statement.

Thinking about it this way, what a big deal eating a popsicle is.

Shang Shijing smiled happily, and ate the last rib that was supposed to be reserved for Wu Lang.

"He's angry."

Wu Lang stared at Zhan Zhixi quietly.

"He's absolutely pissed off."

Zhan Zhixi quietly buried his face in the rice bowl that was bigger than his face, thinking about when he fell to this point.

The desire to survive prompted Wu Lang to open his mouth. He chewed the rice, and after careful consideration, he remembered the only interesting incident today, so he said, "By the way, I met a person when I was shopping for vegetables today."

"Ok?"

"He said his surname is Li, and he's a scout." Wu Lang pondered, "What does a scout do? Observe the trajectory of stars?"

Shang Shijing said perfunctorily, "Liar, just ignore him."

"Oh."

Zhan Zhixi couldn't help thinking, "It's so pitiful."

The sky outside the window was clear, and although it was so cold that it could freeze your ears, there was no trace of haze.

The author has something to say: Well, let me say something first, my understanding of the ending is the ending of a story, that is to say, I have explained clearly what happened from the beginning to the end, so I think this story it's over.

If the reader needs the ending of each character, hoping to know what happened to them afterward, that's not in the story anymore.

As for what will happen specifically, in fact, it is also explained in the plot: Sihai Yantao was entrusted to Song Wuhe, and the extraterrestrial demons did not pose any threat to Nan Jixue and others, and Wu Lang and others were dead to them In the matter of Changshengtian. [If you have no impression of the first two things, you can review them yourself. 】

If you have to know their ending, it is nothing more than a handful of loess hundreds of years later.

Even Tianzun is no exception.

I personally don't like to write special episodes =-= I don't think there is anything to add.

ps: Yu Wanggui and Yi Jianhan won't have an independent episode, what do you guys want to do to this child?

The reason why Bei Yihong and Zhan Zhixi didn’t have an independent episode is that this pair was actually set to be BE from the beginning, and now it’s biased toward HE because the plot needs X, so I don’t plan to write it. You can make up your own mind. Wake up or not, leave the plot blank.

pps: If there are no accidents, there will only be this episode. If you eat less sugar, you will have an unforgettable sweetness [Hello]

Of course, it is also possible that I suddenly have a brain twitch and write another episode.

Everything is possible if it is serialized, and when it is over...it is basically certain that there will be no follow-up.

Ppps: Don't ask me why I travel, I don't know the principle.

If I had to have an explanation, it would probably be that Shang Shijing was a peer of Shang Shijing, and when he was working on the Jingjin Stone, he accidentally opened up the torrent of time and space, which caused Tianjing a disaster.