fairy smile

If he was here, he would definitely be able to conjure up a golden mountain for me to squander.

Just thinking wildly like this, I suddenly heard a few yells, looked up and saw the steaming heat not far away, there were a few thatched huts built by vendors, I babbled, took out the last few taels of silver, and strode forward.

"Boss, what delicious food do you cook?"

"Hot stewed noodles, would you like to have a bowl?"

"I want a bowl, and I want two dishes of vegetable cold dishes."

"Okay!" the shop owner yelled, and ran to serve the noodles with a smile on his face, and ordered his wife and daughter to put the mixed vegetable cold dishes on a plate and bring them up together.

Smelling the aroma of the noodles, I became hungry immediately, so I quickly picked up the chopsticks and ate a big mouthful, took another sip of tea, and picked up a few chopsticks for vegetarian dishes.After the hot meal, I immediately felt that my life was complete.

"The boss is good at craftsmanship!" I praised.

The boss is a dark-skinned big man, he looks very honest and honest, hearing me praise him like this, he waved his hand with a smile, and said, "They are all simple and unremarkable, sir, don't laugh at me."

I wanted to strike up a conversation again, but the table next to me suddenly started to fight, the wooden table was overturned to the ground, and the white porcelain bowl was smashed to pieces.

Immediately I looked displeased, and frowned and looked over. Two luxuriously dressed teenagers stood aside aggressively, pointing at the mess all over the floor and shouting, "What kind of broken thing is this, for dogs to eat?!"

The boss walked over in a hurry, looking at the food spilled all over the floor with a distressed expression on his face, a young man noticed it and snorted, "What's so distressing about such unpalatable dog food!"

"I rolled out this noodles with hard work, and my wife picked the vegetables one by one. Even if it's unpalatable, the two young masters can't waste food like this!"

"Can something that even dogs don't eat be called food?"

I have such a bad temper, before the boss could say anything, I smashed the table and yelled at the two brats, "Open your mouth and shut your mouth, the dog is your second uncle, you never leave the dog!"

"At noon on the day of hoeing, the sweat drips down to the soil, who knows that the food on the plate is hard work! Cherish food, it is shameful to waste it, didn't your mother teach you!"

As soon as the words were finished, applause erupted from the other tables, and they all shouted, "Young master is very talented!"

"Where did the stinky scholar come from, dare to oppose our Purple Cloud Temple!"

As soon as I heard that it was Ziyun Temple, my eyes narrowed instantly, and then I took a closer look. The tall and thin boys in front of me were all wearing Taoist robes of Taiqiuri Ziyun Temple, with blue thread embroidered on the cuffs. The auspicious cloud is their unique symbol.

Damn, stinky Taoist!I secretly caressed the golden bracelet wrapped around my wrist. I have long disliked people in Taiqiu. Today is just for me to practice my hands!

After thinking about it again, this matter is done without anyone noticing, the master is most afraid of trouble, and must not leave a tail.I lowered my eyes, the eyeballs were dripping and thinking about the plan, but unexpectedly, this action made the two little Taoist priests think that I was showing weakness.

"You son of a bitch! Your legs are so scared!" The skinny Taoist smiled contemptuously. I happened to borrow a donkey to go downhill. I flattered a few words against my will and said, "The villain has eyes but can't see Mount Tai. The Taoist walks slowly and pays more attention along the way." careful!"

The onlookers didn't know my plan, so they waved their hands and sighed, mocking and ridiculing. I didn't bother to talk to them, left my meal money, and took advantage of everyone's inattention to hide myself.

I followed those two little Taoist priests all the way, listening to them scolding me as a coward, my teeth were itchy, if I hadn't cared about Master, I would have let your blood splatter three feet just now at the dinner table!

As for Liang Zi of Immortal Valley and Purple Cloud Temple, they were formed a long time ago, and those old Huangli were told by Senior Seventeen.

The world I live in is different from the previous world, and it has never even appeared in the history books.This is a place called Jingze Shenzhou. Wuzhou Continent is located in the center of Jingze Shenzhou, facing the east, west, south, sky and sea.And Wuzhou Continent is named after Fengyao Mountain, Cangliang Mountain, Qiyuan Continent, Guhe Continent and Taiqiu.

Fengyao Mountain is a blessed place for immortal cultivators, Taiqiu is a place for cultivating Taoism, and Cangliang Mountain has strange flowers, strange grasses and rocky rocks that nourish the gods and beasts most. In Qiyuan Continent, hundreds of ghosts walk at night, with hundreds of ghosts and ghosts, and Guhe Continent has the most mortals.

About 1000 years ago, when the master was in charge of the valley at that time, a disciple with excellent aptitude in Ziyun Temple was seriously injured and begged my master to save his life.But because their people were too rude, they annoyed my master, so they didn't lend a helping hand, and the unlucky senior Ziyunguan also died because of it.

Since then, Ziyun Guan's attitude towards Immortal Valley is like a son who saw the killing of his father and enemy, how cruel and ruthless, how ruthless, and even threatened that from now on in the Wuzhou Continent, Ziyun would be the only one with him. In other words, there would be no Immortal Valley, and there would be Taiqiu, and there would be no Fengyao Mountain without us!

My master and master's master don't care about them, but they are like mad dogs who have been beaten with chicken blood, proudly going to the sky!

Every time I think of this, I get angry. I am the smallest human being, and I can't bear to see people sneering in front of me, let alone someone bullying my master. A mere Taiqiu wants to destroy me and seal Yaoshan. It's just a dream!

Gritting my teeth there, I watched the two Taoist priests walk into a mountain road, not far away was a secluded small forest, I raised my eyebrows, the opportunity came!

I showed my figure, covered my face with a face towel, and took out the golden scorpion to make a long whip. I waved my arm and lashed towards the forest. It turned into a gust of wind and hit two people not far away. The heart of the little Taoist priest.

"Brother, be careful!" The tall Taoist shouted, and the two of them ran away in a panic. The leaves around them were rustling by the wind. I tiptoed, flew up the branches, and laughed, "The Taoist priests in Taiqiu also But that's all."

"Where did the evildoer come from, you don't want to live, do you?"

I snorted, "bluffing!"

Immediately, too lazy to talk nonsense with them, he raised his whip and flew towards them. The skinny little Taoist priest was extremely poor in cultivation, and sat on the ground crying after one round. The other tall Taoist priest was still a little bit capable. , held up the long sword and wrestled with me for several rounds, but was finally defeated.

boring!I spat, "You idiot of Ziyun Temple! Get up and fight your grandpa for [-] rounds!"

"You villain with a deer head and a mouse, you have the ability to show your true face!" The skinny Taoist cursed with red eyes.

"Junior Brother, don't talk nonsense!" The tall Taoist bowed to me and said respectfully, "Young Master has great powers. I'm willing to give up, and please let me and Junior Brother go."

"Brother! Why do you worship him!"

"Senior brother shut up!"

I watched the show with great interest, this senior brother is really temperamental, that senior brother is really hypocritical, the veins on his hands are popping out, and he is still respectful on his face, and he doesn't change his face when he tells a lie. What a master.

"Let you go, okay!"

The eyes of the two brothers and sisters brightened, "Really?"

I hooked my lips and said word by word, "Of course——not true!"

After all, I chanted a mantra and tied the two of them to a tree, stripped off their clothes, and listened to them screaming, the junior brother was crying, the senior brother was cursing, and I was laughing and laughing beside me.

"You will die! I will peel your skin, extract your bones, and drink your blood!"

"Okay, okay, I'm not killing you, I will untie you when some pedestrians pass by later, it's just—"

The elder brother roared, "Monster! What tricks are you playing!"

I chuckled, "I like to cast spells, for example, the rope that binds you, there are 33 imprisonments on it, one of which is not broken, that is, water and fire do not invade, diamonds do not break, even the gods of Da Luo have no way to break it !"

"But I will show mercy now and tell you how to crack it. Are you happy? Surprised? Surprised?"

"Are you so kind?" the junior brother asked me with a red nose.

"The way to break it is to shout three thousand 330 three times 'I am the stinky Taoist priest of Taiqiu Ziyun Temple!'" I said, laughing wildly in my heart, "This kills two birds with one stone. Open the spell, it's perfect!"

After listening to what I said, they started swearing again. I thought it was noisy, so I picked up the clothes and bags on the ground and hid myself in the tree. Not long after, the words 'I am The stinky Taoist priest of Taiqiu Ziyun Temple', I laughed and rolled, and made a noise, which made the big brother and junior brother mistakenly think it was a pedestrian, and shouted harder.

I squatted on a tree and rummaged through their bags for a while, searched out the valuables, picked out another clothes that looked pleasing to the eye, found a small river, washed off the stinky sweat, and took the clothes I just got again. Wearing comfortable and beautiful clothes on the body, looking at the reflection by the river and taking pictures again and again, I sigh what a handsome young man in the world!

It was smelly, my neck was a little itchy, I turned my head and saw a wasp, I waved it with my hand, suddenly my mind was dazed, my limbs were weak, my eyes went dark, and I passed out.

Before closing my eyes, I vaguely saw a graceful and graceful lady.

No.: behind bars

When I woke up, I was blindfolded and felt a pair of soft little hands scratching my chest. I felt half joy and half sadness in my heart. I thought this female fairy was greedy for my beauty and took me back to be a prisoner. Mrs.

It's a sin to be too handsome.I sighed and shook my head. Seeing that I was sober, the banshee stopped and smiled, "Are you awake?"

I coughed dryly, "It's better for a girl to be more self-respecting if a man and a woman can't kiss each other."

"What did you say?" the female goblin laughed loudly, "It's the first time someone calls me a girl after living for so long. Your mouth is so sweet."

After all, the female fairy took off my blindfold, and a bright and beautiful melon-seeded face appeared in front of me. What is this kind of beauty not a girl?

"The bastards in the cave either call me a poisonous bee or a widow. It's the first time I've been called a girl. Young master, please keep calling me a few more times. I'm so happy to hear it!"

As soon as I heard these two nicknames, I knew that this female goblin was not a good person. The rules of the world are always like this, the more beautiful the more deadly, I trembled in my heart, raised the corners of my mouth and put on a very harmless expression, Said, "Sister is so beautiful, those bastards must be blind!"

The female goblin smiled when she heard my flattery, and clenched her hands into small fists and pounded on my chest. The strength was so strong that I almost vomited blood.

"Sister, sister!" I turned around in a hurry, and took the opportunity to struggle with the rope tied to my body, only to find that my whole body was sore and weak, especially my neck, which was sore and itchy, as if I had been bitten by something.

"My lord, don't waste your efforts. You have been hit by my poisonous needle, and your body will be weak for seven to seven days. Even the Bodhisattva will not be able to save you."

My eyebrows drooped, and I asked with a sad face, "My good sister, could it be that you have taken a fancy to me?"

The female goblin covered her mouth and smiled, "You quirky young master, you are so interesting, I can't bear to send you out."

"Send it out?!" I was shocked.

"In three days, it will be the Wuhua Tianbao Festival. All the monsters and ghosts in the world will go to Qiyuanzhou to offer treasures in order to seek the protection of the demon king. I heard that the handsome Taoist priest who likes Ziyun Temple the most in Qingshan Lord will go to Thailand every year. Qiu looked for it."

When she said this, I was already terrified.

Qi Yuan Zhou Yu Gilded Palace, the king of all monsters Qing Shanjun.

Although I haven't met him in person, I know his reputation. This old goblin has a volatile personality, and he is ruthless and ruthless.Thousands of years ago, the white tiger clan dominated the demon world, but they were single-handedly slaughtered by Lord Qingshan. Tens of thousands of white tigers died tragically, and blood flowed like a river for three days and three nights.

But now it seems that this old goblin is not only easy to kill, but also masculine!What can I do? !

"I'm not a Taoist priest!" I blushed and argued anxiously.

Pointing at the Taoist robe I was wearing, the female goblin snorted and said, "Isn't there a unique logo of Ziyun Temple embroidered on the cuff!"

"But this is the clothes I snatched!" I felt like hitting my head to death.

"Do you really think I'm a fool?"

run!At this moment, there is only this word left in my mind, and I quickly called out Jin Que to jump up and want to fly away with the sword, but the damn limpness spread all over my body. , his throat was fishy, ​​he spat out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground with his sword.

"Master, help!" I murmured, fainted, and the golden tower's light flashed and disappeared in mid-air.

The female fairy moved lightly with lotus steps, walked up to me and lifted me on her shoulders lightly, then summoned a gust of demon wind and flew away.

Speaking of Wuhua Tianbao Festival, it originated more than 1700 years ago. At that time, Lord Qingshan had just sat on the throne of the demon king, and ghosts and snakes from all directions came to celebrate. In order to show their absolute surrender, they took the initiative to choose a day and named it Wuhua Tianbao Festival. As the name suggests, precious and beautiful treasures are enshrined. This festival is held every hundred years and is valued by all monsters.

I've seen books about this festival in Zangshuge before, but I just glanced at it, and I'm not interested.Now that I think about it, I really regret it. If I knew I would be in prison today, I should have read all the books about Qiyuanzhou, and maybe there is a way to escape.

Besides, after I was kidnapped by the female poisonous bee, I was tied up and stuffed into a sack by Wuhuada. I suffered a lot of bumps and hardships along the way, passed Cangliang Mountain and Taiqiu, and finally arrived at Qiyuan Yaozhou.

As soon as I stepped on the land here, I suddenly felt the evil wind blowing up and the sky full of demon clouds.

The green pines, green willows, peonies, pink peaches, colorful butterflies, birds and beasts in front of me, all of them have become spirited monsters, changing into strange forms that seem human but not human from time to time.

I was a little panicked, always feeling that it was hard to fly this time.

The female poisonous bee tugged at the rope tied around my wrist, "You little Taoist priest, you have to eat and drink along the way, it took me a lot of time, so hurry up!"

As soon as my arm hurts, I was pulled and pulled like a slave prisoner. I saw a golden palace popping up out of thin air in front of me. A row of ugly and vulgar goblins stood at the door. On a gold plaque, the four characters of "Yu Liu Jin Gong" are written profusely.

"Where is it, report your name."

The female poisonous bee bowed respectfully, and said, "The owner of the Hushan Hornet Cave, Hornet."

I burst out laughing, but I was afraid that the Hornet would be unhappy and poke me again, so I quickly held back, thinking to myself, her name is really amazing, comparable to Long Batian and Ye Liangchen.

Hornet glanced at me coldly, hummed and laughed strangely, and I realized that I had touched her bad luck. Just as I was about to apologize, I was kicked hard on my ass. In an instant, I flew more than ten meters away Far away, I fell on the ground and made a loud noise. I curled up into a ball and screamed in pain.

Only women and villains are difficult to raise!I sighed tearfully.

"Huhuangfeng, Huangfeng Cave, Hushan, enshrines a Taoist priest of Ziyun Temple in Taiqiu."

Hornet knelt respectfully in the center of the hall, his crisp voice floated, and the surroundings were suddenly silent.

I hurriedly got up from the ground, rubbed my buttocks and looked around. The scenery in front of me was both real and unreal, as if covered with a layer of beautiful white gauze, more like a fairyland in Yaochi, full of guests, delicious food and wine , Jade bricks extend from the foot to the horizon, and the surrounding walls are inlaid with bright colored beads and jadeite. Right above the main hall, there is a huge white night pearl like a bright moon in the sky, and two golden dragons are carved on one left and one right, which looks lifelike.

If it wasn't for that evil spirit, I really thought I was in Jiuchongtian.

"You are brave."

A faint mocking sound came from directly above, and I looked up, almost blinded by that handsome and bewitching face.I was surprised and sighed in my heart, when did the demon world have such a handsome man, this superior appearance can be on par with my master.

Just as I was gossiping, a burst of coercion suddenly came to me. I was suffocated, and I knelt straight on the ground. I wanted to raise my head and neck but was tightly pressed by that force. My forehead was close to the ground and I couldn't lift it up.

"What kind of stinky Taoist priest, who doesn't understand any rules, dares to stare at the king carefully!"

A high-pitched voice yelled loudly, and I was forced to look down and couldn't see anything. I could only hear the sudden commotion around me.

"Hushan Hornet,