your rp value is full
Chapter 60
All the newlyweds moved into the Avengers Mansion to prepare for the wedding.
The smart butler of the building——Friday is fully responsible for the wedding site arrangement and process design.New people were asked to follow her process to choose wedding supplies, including her owner Tony and her brother Jarvis.Cough, especially Jarvis and Vision are not allowed to make their own decisions.
The day of the collective wedding is set on the first day of summer vacation.
"Dear newcomers, please note that Friday, the chief designer of the cross-British and American superhero collective wedding, is at your service.
This wedding is a lawn wedding, and the scene will be co-hosted by Falcon Sam and Ant-Man Scott, and a self-service hors d'oeuvres will be set up...
The following is the first preparation item. Please choose a wedding dress or suit according to your needs.A white suit is recommended.Warm reminder, wedding dresses and suits are directly customized, and men's styles can be customized if necessary.If there are other special needs, other special clothing can be customized. "
The captain scratched his head at the various styles of suits on the electronic screen, which seemed to have little difference, "Hey, which one do you like?"
Baji wrapped his arms around his waist and slowly stroked his muscles up and down, "Can't you choose what you like?"
"They look pretty much the same to me," Steve said sheepishly.
"Do you want me to help you make a decision?" The little prince of Brooklyn showed a signature smile, and Captain America couldn't even lift his shield.
"Of course, you decide."
Baji took the electronic board and gave him a mysterious smile, "I'll arrange it. You will definitely like it."
Steve felt a little uneasy for some reason.
A week later it was time to try on the wedding dress and suit.
Aurora came out slowly wearing a tube top wedding dress, but saw Natasha standing in front of her in a pure white lady's suit and saluted as a gentleman.
"Welcome my princess."
Looking at Natasha's breasts in a suit, which are more majestic than her own tube top, Aurora said with a bitter face, "sister, can you share your breast enhancement method?"
"You can make it bigger by yourself~" Wanda came out wearing a beautiful mermaid wedding dress.
Aurora bowed her head silently, "It's not fake, how embarrassing....Speaking of which, Sister Nat, are you going to wear a suit?"
"No, my wedding dress, there was a little, choppy accident." Natasha said with a smile.
"Natasha, I heard from Friday that your bust is getting bigger?" The doctor came over in a suit, only to find that there were already two other ladies here, and smiled awkwardly.
The Avengers walked over in suits one after another.Everyone gathered together to chat and laugh, each with their own seductiveness.
Authors with strange aesthetics will not be introduced in detail here.
"Well. Today's most handsome groom is here~" Tony came out and turned around. Jarvis followed suit, "Sir, for the sake of your suit waistline, please stop eating donuts before the wedding."
"Hey, Jarv...poof!" Tony didn't have time to whine, nor did anyone have time to complain about his narcissism.
Captain America walked over slowly with a blushing face. He was wearing an extremely gorgeous pure white wedding dress with a tube top, bare legs and long mermaid tail.
"Wow-"
"My God—"
"Team, Captain?" Sam was stunned speechless.
"Steve?!" Baji ran from behind him, wearing a handsome retro style or, in other words, the sergeant's uniform of their era.
Only Natasha smiled. Aurora looked thoughtfully at the captain, then at Natasha.
"...Steve, what is this? Where is the military uniform I prepared for you?" Baji asked in surprise.
"I... I thought that the surprise you gave me was..." The captain wanted to run away in embarrassment.
Tony secretly directed Friday to quickly take pictures.
Aurora asked, "Isn't this Sister Nat's set?"
The captain held up his skirt and ran away at four times the speed.Everyone watched the captain's fleeing back disappear, and finally burst into thunderous laughter.
Aurora leaned on Natasha's shoulder and laughed, "Captain, the captain is too cute."
Thor hugged the ex-Winter Soldier's arm (iron) and slapped it twice, "Yes, brother, to actually make Captain America willingly wear a wedding dress for you. It's amazing."
Loki gives him a sideways look.
A warm smile appeared on Baji's face unconsciously.
Finally, it was the day of the group wedding, and the guests arrived half an hour earlier. Pepper and Happy talked with a smile, and saw Aurora's brother, Devin, four people talking to Agent Carter.A group of mutants with their own characteristics laughed and chatted over there, and various agents here gesticulated and boasted about their experiences.The Philharmonic Orchestra from Vienna played romantic classical music.
Ant-Man and Falcon walked up to the stage together and stood facing the guests.
Falcon picked up the microphone, "Guests and friends, welcome to our collective wedding of superheroes today."
Ant-Man also picked up the microphone and said, "They fought side by side, they are heart-to-heart, and their love is stronger than gold. Then, please invite your best man to enter!"
The Mark Legion entered the arena with neat steps.The guests were dumbfounded.
Ant-Man continued, "Let's welcome all newcomers to the stage with warm applause!"
Couples of newcomers go on stage in pairs and stand in front of the two masters of ceremonies.
Falcon picked up the microphone again, "Newcomers, under the calm and peaceful blue sky that is rare for us, on this land that we have tried our best to protect without hesitation, under the watchful eyes of your friends and relatives who are protecting you wholeheartedly, I want to Let me ask you first, are you ready to take on the burden of marriage?"
"Ready." ×28
Ant-Man picked up the microphone, "All newcomers, please face each other and make your vows."
The newlyweds faced each other two by two and said in unison, "I voluntarily enter into marriage with you. I swear that regardless of rich or poor, regardless of health or disease, I will always love you, care for you, and be loyal to you and never abandon you until the last moment of my life." , love you forever, forever!"
Falcon continued, "Please exchange rings with the newcomers."
Fourteen little cute babies from X Academy presented wedding rings, and the newlyweds exchanged rings with each other.
Ant-Man and Falcon looked at each other, "The next step is the most important step, please newcomers, kiss your lover!"
Rose petals were sprinkled on the scene, and the newlyweds slowly approached each other.
Sudden! Friday yelled, "Wait a minute! Boss, a sudden magnetic field anomaly has been discovered. There are aliens opening a channel in another dimension. The location is directly above the White House. Please dispatch urgently!"
Annoyed, Brian grabbed his little wife who was almost close to kissing, "You have to do missions when you get married?!"
Aurora tiptoed and kissed him lightly, "Aliens are so capricious." In the next second, all the newcomers and the master of ceremonies disappeared collectively, and only Brian was left on the scene as a groom.
"Oh my god~" Brian sighed in frustration, "Sorry, everyone..." He was about to appease the scene when he disappeared...
End of the full text.
[The author raises his paws in both hands to scatter flowers]
The author has something to say: Well, this article is over here [Sahua], thank you for your continued support to us.This fanfic is our first novel, the writing is not good, thank you for your tolerance.Of course, we will also post some small episodes in the future, as well as some jokes that the author has posted in the previous article.I hope you can continue to support us in the future (?)
☆, extra episode 1
1. On the poaching time of Fury back then
Back then, it was Brian and Aurora that Fury wanted to get under him, but——
"No, it's nothing to discuss. If you can't do it, you can't do it. You have to think about it for us! Give you the backbone, let me be the bare commander?" After Fury was hung up by the FBI executive for the fifth time, Fury Ray changed his mind.
"Hey, Smith, since I can't have both, I want the man who can control the wind."
"Hehe, don't talk about it. That's the backbone of our criminal investigation department, you want it if you want it. You have so much budget every year, and you still say you can poach people, you think..."
"OK, I want the female mutant."
Later, after Aurora learned about the whole poaching process from Brian, she deliberately sneaked to Fury's office to reduce the rp that was not high at all.Therefore, the employees of S.H.I.E.L.D. watched a series of unlucky things like Fury hitting the door frame when he went out today, choking on drinking water and so on.
You ask why Brian told Aurora about this?
Brian【Who told you to poach my sweetheart away.The plan to boil the frogs in warm water was almost successful, but you suddenly stepped in and caused me to make a few more detours on the way to chase my wife, so you should have suffered a little more! 】
So, men who want what they want and who are dissatisfied are the most terrifying!
2. If Aurora is real, Crow Mouth
On a certain day, month and day, Aurora got up from the bed and hugged the cat, "Carter, I dreamed that the captain almost blew up the microwave again."
Kitchen, boom——
Jarvis, "Fire alarm—"
On a certain day, month and year, Tony had a whim to bake a cake.
Tony, "There's no machine I can't tame."
Aurora, "Be careful the oven doesn't explode."
Oven, Peng——
Jarvis, sir, please go to the infirmary.
On a certain day, month and day, Hawkeye played games with Natasha.
Hawkeye, "Nat, I will definitely cry you in this game."
Aurora, "Be careful not to be abused by Natasha..."
In the next second, Natasha killed Hawkeye with a lore. Hawkeye threw the handle in frustration, but the handle bounced back and hit Hawkeye's nose!
Ding!Your teary-eyed Hawkeye has arrived!
On a certain year, month, day, everyone in the Avengers held a strange meeting.So, Athena issued a statement, long live Hydra!Hydra will definitely not be wiped out by the captain!
Hydra, "Don't come here!"
3. Those things about plums 1
Cap's first week at the Avengers Mansion started showing handmade plum jam in his fridge.
Everyone said that they did not expect the captain to be so powerful!
However, when his plum sauce filled a row, the captain barely ate it [refrigerator inspector Tony provided proof]
"It used to be eaten up soon after it was made. So I will make it for a year." The captain explained this way, but there was something called nostalgia in his expression.
Tony·Rich Man·Gluttony·Plum Stealer·Stark said at the time that plums can also be bought in winter!
But then one day, when a man named Baji joined the Avengers, Tony finally knew what it was, plum sauce would be eaten up soon.
4. Those things about plums 2
Aurora did not know when she became the full-time emotional mediator of the Avengers.
On this day, she had to teleport herself to the Winter Soldier, a precious asset unfortunately lost by Hydra, in order to relieve the captain's dog eyes.This action was not approved by anyone.
Baji raised his gun, "..."
"Brother, I'm Aurora, captain, uh, a friend of Steve's, I'll come and see you—of course, if you have time, you can also visit the captain with me."
The Winter Soldier, "Boom Boom Boom"
Aurora said as she ran, "Don't shoot, spare me! I'm really Steve's friend..."
The Winter Soldier, "Boom Boom Boom"
Aurora rolled over and took out the bottle she carried with her, "I brought the plum sauce that the captain gave you! If you don't believe me, try it?!"
Winter Soldier, "..."
Put down the gun, take the bottle, open it, smell it.
Aurora, [Meow, you can't even remember your own name, but you remember plum sauce? ! 】
The Winter Soldier looked up at Aurora, 【stare—】
Aurora was stunned, "...Um, do you want a spoon?"
☆, episode [-]
1. A Day in the Life of the Brothers of Shenyu 【Loki Version】
In the morning, I woke up on my luxurious big bed, stepped barefoot on the thick and warm wool carpet, opened the curtains, and saw the blond idiot in the yard, "Idiot, why are you here again?" [You are a little more handsome today, Wait, what the hell am I thinking again] "Damn magic"
In the morning, I sat on the recliner and read a book, and took a look at Thor while turning the pages, [This guy seems to have big chest muscles again, what the hell? !Be sure to kill that female avenger next time! 】
At noon, have lunch with Stupid God.
In the afternoon, I went to the garden of my palace to drink afternoon tea, and then I played chess with myself, and I got the admiration of the stupid god. [Hmph, do you know how powerful I am?Wait, what kind of tone is this!I'm going to curse that damned woman! 】
In the evening, after dinner, send away the reluctant Thor and go to bed. 【Good dream, Thor...Damn it, what the hell am I thinking】
In the first half of the night, I dreamed that Thor was kissing a human woman and woke up. [Continue to sleep, this time you must dream of destroying the earth! 】
In the second half of the night, I dreamed of kissing Thor and slept well. [? ! 】
2. A day in the life of the brothers in Shenyu [Thor version]
Liming, thinking of going to see his younger brother, woke up very early and went to the place where his younger brother was banned—his palace. [It’s so pitiful that my brother is locked up in such a small place (Author: Where is it so small?!).I hope he slept well last night, what is he doing now, I really miss my brother...]
In the morning, I stood in the garden and waited for my brother to wake up.The younger brother opened the curtain, 【Loki is still frowning today, what should we do? 】
In the morning, watch my brother read a book. [I haven't read this page yet, it's so long. 】
At noon, I have dinner with my brother.
In the afternoon, I watched my younger brother play chess, [I play chess with myself, but I don’t know if that one wins to be happy, what a struggle, Loki is so pitiful. 】
In the evening, I had dinner with my younger brother and went back to my palace.Go to bed and recall today's younger brother.
In the first half of the night, I couldn't sleep, so I did push-ups~ [It would be great if I could sleep with my brother. 】
In the middle of the night, I dreamed of kissing my brother, which was so strange. [inexplicably a little happy]
3. The forum account of the Avengers in those years (1)
Do you think that only Hawkeye sneaked into the forum organization under the cute skin of Cookie Man?
Then you are wrong, the Avengers have more or less approached the forum.
For example, the name of Aurora's forum is [A cute pet is a boss], and they have been in the cat circle all year round to update Carter's news every now and then. Brian will occasionally update his chasing wife Kan (tao) Ke (lu) under the name of Mary Sue like "The Wind and You" all the year round
For another example, Natasha once registered a name [36D Flashlight] and dumped 3 pieces of pure meat of Jia x Tuhani in battle clothes, and then disappeared.
For another example, Dr. Banner silently logged off his [I feel a little green] account after seeing Jarvis and Friday taking off the forum names of Hawkeye and Vision.He used this account to record every step that sexy female agent walked into his heart.
And his last update was, "I thought I was going to exile myself like this and go to a hopeless place to study anger, but finally realized that you are my home. What I can give you in this world is I love you both."
Aurora tapped and screenshotted it to Natasha.
4. The forum account of the Avengers in those years (2)
No one will know that the old American Popsicle Steve is actually playing on the forum.During the period when he first came into contact with the laptop computer, Steve, an American soldier who was self-reliant, active in discovering his self-worth and unwilling to cause trouble for the government, found this magical place by himself and registered the name [Veteran American Shield].
Later, Baji registered an account named [Old Prince of Brooklyn] to interact with him.
Jarvis is an experienced user of the forum, but he prefers to spy on the screen and post fanart.Even Friday didn't know that Jarvis was actually an All Niven master, but later he only wrote about Jani.
Dedicated to getting CP for his own sir, Jarvis, who is so dedicated, has to be said to be cute.
5. Things about Deadpool and the author.
When Deadpool crossed the dimension wall to find the author for the first time, what he saw was a small (tall) fleshy girl with long black hair, waist-length hair and big eyes.
Then, Author No. 1 quickly activated his nirvana, and clicked on the keyboard of the mobile phone.Deadpool saw a tiger cat slapping the phone fiercely with its fur paws.
Deadpool reached out and lifted her (it) by the back of her neck, and squatted on the window frame of the author's house to look at her (it).
So the author just played around in his hands.
"You are the author of this article—"
"Meow, don't shake me, don't shake me - let me down quickly - I'm afraid of heights - help, fox, help -"
A fox with nine tails fully opened jumped out and showed its paws at Deadpool, "Let him go quickly, or I will delete all your scenes!"
The author cat was successfully rescued.
☆, extra episode 3
1. A super bat
What's the difference between Clark and Superman, you ask?
Batman is wearing a full set of 100% gold equipment, doing a martial arts prep for you and telling you, "It's just a pair of black-rimmed glasses."
Clark touched his nose, "I still have a serious disguise."
Batman leaned on the railing of the balcony, "showme~"
"This is Clark." Superman with glasses lowered his head and blushed and slowly approached him, then took off his glasses, threw himself on Batman, and said in his ear, "This is Superman. "
Pick it up, put it on your shoulders, turn around and go back to the bedroom.
Batman who silently rolled his eyes, (I'll just pretend your weight overwhelms me.)
2. In the name of making mistakes.
Peter knocked on the door of his boss's office with some anxiety, and kept recalling the bewildering content of the forum that had just been closed.
As a result, I made a mistake just after asking.Thinking about it, there is still a little expectation in my heart!No, wait, what am I thinking?
"Please come in."
"Sir, I'm sorry—" Peter forgot what he had thought before, because his boss was wearing sunglasses, standing upright with his back to him, slowly taking off the only white shirt on his upper body!
"Come and sit first."
Peter looked at the desk his boss was pointing at.There is only one table and one chair.
"I'm sitting, here?" Little Peter asked, pointing to the table.Slowly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"It's okay, just be casual, you just lack a little experience..." Mark opened the cabinet and took out something.
Peter was nervous and wanted to spin his silk.
Mark walked over slowly, and Peter slumped down on the table inexplicably nervously.
Mark put a stack of 5 cm high files on the table.
"After reading these materials, you will have some experience."
. . . . . .
3. The scrap iron we collected together in those years
You ask who is the most annoying person in X Academy?The answer is undoubtedly, the mutant villain-Magneto.
Not only did he make a lot of messes for X Academy, but he also often came to the school to find their most respectable professor, Jiang Jiang, and brewed all night (cough cough→_→pure).
And, the most exaggerated thing is that once he gets angry, he is always made of iron products from the School of Misfortune.
One night, when Wolverine was kissing me with his baby captain, he suddenly flew upstairs uncontrollably.stuck in the ceiling.Then, Cyclops quickly closed his eyes, and his glasses flew to Wolverine's side.Phoenix and Storm rushed out of the kitchen, and threw on the naughty and phantom cat in the living room who were eating supper.
Then a pile of table knives, menus, forks, pans, and other iron objects flew all over the living room, and the whole college wailed.
After 3 minutes, all the students of X College heard the professor's voice in their minds.
"Sorry, everyone, Eric was a little emotional just now."
4. The origin of Maotian (Leopard Eagle) CP (1)
When Black Panther discovered the forum by accident, he wanted to give himself a username of [Black Panther Prince], but he made a mistake and wrote, Black Cat Prince.
So he made mistakes, or he followed his inner choice and registered that account.
And the first post he saw was a young rookie named [Sweet Biscuit Man] torturing a national archer V, saying that his archery method was wrong.
Amidst the scolding like a storm, [Sweet Cookie Man] stood still, and the righteous black cat prince became a little interested.Black Panther frowned and carefully read his theories, and found that [Sweet Cookie Man] was really advanced, so he took the initiative to stand up to help him, and the two newcomers initially established a deep friendship amidst a storm of cursing ( Based on friendship (feeling), step by step, they supported each other and embarked on the road of great gods.
5. The origin of Maotian CP (2)
It takes a long time to go from a good friend to a good gay friend, but it only takes one post to break out of a romantic relationship.
One day, Cookie Man posted a very hypocritical post: There is always a man in the world who makes you want to lean on his shoulder and watch the sunset.
First floor: [Sweet Cookie Man] [Hawkeye's shoulders in black tights] What do you think of my shoulders?
Second floor: [Black Cat Prince] threw a piece of [Wakanda Sunset] up without saying a word.
Third floor: [Sofa professional householder]: I am waterfall sweat, is the upstairs and the landlord bound together?Responding so fast? !
Fourth floor: [Cat meowing] There is □□, the identification is complete.
The smart butler of the building——Friday is fully responsible for the wedding site arrangement and process design.New people were asked to follow her process to choose wedding supplies, including her owner Tony and her brother Jarvis.Cough, especially Jarvis and Vision are not allowed to make their own decisions.
The day of the collective wedding is set on the first day of summer vacation.
"Dear newcomers, please note that Friday, the chief designer of the cross-British and American superhero collective wedding, is at your service.
This wedding is a lawn wedding, and the scene will be co-hosted by Falcon Sam and Ant-Man Scott, and a self-service hors d'oeuvres will be set up...
The following is the first preparation item. Please choose a wedding dress or suit according to your needs.A white suit is recommended.Warm reminder, wedding dresses and suits are directly customized, and men's styles can be customized if necessary.If there are other special needs, other special clothing can be customized. "
The captain scratched his head at the various styles of suits on the electronic screen, which seemed to have little difference, "Hey, which one do you like?"
Baji wrapped his arms around his waist and slowly stroked his muscles up and down, "Can't you choose what you like?"
"They look pretty much the same to me," Steve said sheepishly.
"Do you want me to help you make a decision?" The little prince of Brooklyn showed a signature smile, and Captain America couldn't even lift his shield.
"Of course, you decide."
Baji took the electronic board and gave him a mysterious smile, "I'll arrange it. You will definitely like it."
Steve felt a little uneasy for some reason.
A week later it was time to try on the wedding dress and suit.
Aurora came out slowly wearing a tube top wedding dress, but saw Natasha standing in front of her in a pure white lady's suit and saluted as a gentleman.
"Welcome my princess."
Looking at Natasha's breasts in a suit, which are more majestic than her own tube top, Aurora said with a bitter face, "sister, can you share your breast enhancement method?"
"You can make it bigger by yourself~" Wanda came out wearing a beautiful mermaid wedding dress.
Aurora bowed her head silently, "It's not fake, how embarrassing....Speaking of which, Sister Nat, are you going to wear a suit?"
"No, my wedding dress, there was a little, choppy accident." Natasha said with a smile.
"Natasha, I heard from Friday that your bust is getting bigger?" The doctor came over in a suit, only to find that there were already two other ladies here, and smiled awkwardly.
The Avengers walked over in suits one after another.Everyone gathered together to chat and laugh, each with their own seductiveness.
Authors with strange aesthetics will not be introduced in detail here.
"Well. Today's most handsome groom is here~" Tony came out and turned around. Jarvis followed suit, "Sir, for the sake of your suit waistline, please stop eating donuts before the wedding."
"Hey, Jarv...poof!" Tony didn't have time to whine, nor did anyone have time to complain about his narcissism.
Captain America walked over slowly with a blushing face. He was wearing an extremely gorgeous pure white wedding dress with a tube top, bare legs and long mermaid tail.
"Wow-"
"My God—"
"Team, Captain?" Sam was stunned speechless.
"Steve?!" Baji ran from behind him, wearing a handsome retro style or, in other words, the sergeant's uniform of their era.
Only Natasha smiled. Aurora looked thoughtfully at the captain, then at Natasha.
"...Steve, what is this? Where is the military uniform I prepared for you?" Baji asked in surprise.
"I... I thought that the surprise you gave me was..." The captain wanted to run away in embarrassment.
Tony secretly directed Friday to quickly take pictures.
Aurora asked, "Isn't this Sister Nat's set?"
The captain held up his skirt and ran away at four times the speed.Everyone watched the captain's fleeing back disappear, and finally burst into thunderous laughter.
Aurora leaned on Natasha's shoulder and laughed, "Captain, the captain is too cute."
Thor hugged the ex-Winter Soldier's arm (iron) and slapped it twice, "Yes, brother, to actually make Captain America willingly wear a wedding dress for you. It's amazing."
Loki gives him a sideways look.
A warm smile appeared on Baji's face unconsciously.
Finally, it was the day of the group wedding, and the guests arrived half an hour earlier. Pepper and Happy talked with a smile, and saw Aurora's brother, Devin, four people talking to Agent Carter.A group of mutants with their own characteristics laughed and chatted over there, and various agents here gesticulated and boasted about their experiences.The Philharmonic Orchestra from Vienna played romantic classical music.
Ant-Man and Falcon walked up to the stage together and stood facing the guests.
Falcon picked up the microphone, "Guests and friends, welcome to our collective wedding of superheroes today."
Ant-Man also picked up the microphone and said, "They fought side by side, they are heart-to-heart, and their love is stronger than gold. Then, please invite your best man to enter!"
The Mark Legion entered the arena with neat steps.The guests were dumbfounded.
Ant-Man continued, "Let's welcome all newcomers to the stage with warm applause!"
Couples of newcomers go on stage in pairs and stand in front of the two masters of ceremonies.
Falcon picked up the microphone again, "Newcomers, under the calm and peaceful blue sky that is rare for us, on this land that we have tried our best to protect without hesitation, under the watchful eyes of your friends and relatives who are protecting you wholeheartedly, I want to Let me ask you first, are you ready to take on the burden of marriage?"
"Ready." ×28
Ant-Man picked up the microphone, "All newcomers, please face each other and make your vows."
The newlyweds faced each other two by two and said in unison, "I voluntarily enter into marriage with you. I swear that regardless of rich or poor, regardless of health or disease, I will always love you, care for you, and be loyal to you and never abandon you until the last moment of my life." , love you forever, forever!"
Falcon continued, "Please exchange rings with the newcomers."
Fourteen little cute babies from X Academy presented wedding rings, and the newlyweds exchanged rings with each other.
Ant-Man and Falcon looked at each other, "The next step is the most important step, please newcomers, kiss your lover!"
Rose petals were sprinkled on the scene, and the newlyweds slowly approached each other.
Sudden! Friday yelled, "Wait a minute! Boss, a sudden magnetic field anomaly has been discovered. There are aliens opening a channel in another dimension. The location is directly above the White House. Please dispatch urgently!"
Annoyed, Brian grabbed his little wife who was almost close to kissing, "You have to do missions when you get married?!"
Aurora tiptoed and kissed him lightly, "Aliens are so capricious." In the next second, all the newcomers and the master of ceremonies disappeared collectively, and only Brian was left on the scene as a groom.
"Oh my god~" Brian sighed in frustration, "Sorry, everyone..." He was about to appease the scene when he disappeared...
End of the full text.
[The author raises his paws in both hands to scatter flowers]
The author has something to say: Well, this article is over here [Sahua], thank you for your continued support to us.This fanfic is our first novel, the writing is not good, thank you for your tolerance.Of course, we will also post some small episodes in the future, as well as some jokes that the author has posted in the previous article.I hope you can continue to support us in the future (?)
☆, extra episode 1
1. On the poaching time of Fury back then
Back then, it was Brian and Aurora that Fury wanted to get under him, but——
"No, it's nothing to discuss. If you can't do it, you can't do it. You have to think about it for us! Give you the backbone, let me be the bare commander?" After Fury was hung up by the FBI executive for the fifth time, Fury Ray changed his mind.
"Hey, Smith, since I can't have both, I want the man who can control the wind."
"Hehe, don't talk about it. That's the backbone of our criminal investigation department, you want it if you want it. You have so much budget every year, and you still say you can poach people, you think..."
"OK, I want the female mutant."
Later, after Aurora learned about the whole poaching process from Brian, she deliberately sneaked to Fury's office to reduce the rp that was not high at all.Therefore, the employees of S.H.I.E.L.D. watched a series of unlucky things like Fury hitting the door frame when he went out today, choking on drinking water and so on.
You ask why Brian told Aurora about this?
Brian【Who told you to poach my sweetheart away.The plan to boil the frogs in warm water was almost successful, but you suddenly stepped in and caused me to make a few more detours on the way to chase my wife, so you should have suffered a little more! 】
So, men who want what they want and who are dissatisfied are the most terrifying!
2. If Aurora is real, Crow Mouth
On a certain day, month and day, Aurora got up from the bed and hugged the cat, "Carter, I dreamed that the captain almost blew up the microwave again."
Kitchen, boom——
Jarvis, "Fire alarm—"
On a certain day, month and year, Tony had a whim to bake a cake.
Tony, "There's no machine I can't tame."
Aurora, "Be careful the oven doesn't explode."
Oven, Peng——
Jarvis, sir, please go to the infirmary.
On a certain day, month and day, Hawkeye played games with Natasha.
Hawkeye, "Nat, I will definitely cry you in this game."
Aurora, "Be careful not to be abused by Natasha..."
In the next second, Natasha killed Hawkeye with a lore. Hawkeye threw the handle in frustration, but the handle bounced back and hit Hawkeye's nose!
Ding!Your teary-eyed Hawkeye has arrived!
On a certain year, month, day, everyone in the Avengers held a strange meeting.So, Athena issued a statement, long live Hydra!Hydra will definitely not be wiped out by the captain!
Hydra, "Don't come here!"
3. Those things about plums 1
Cap's first week at the Avengers Mansion started showing handmade plum jam in his fridge.
Everyone said that they did not expect the captain to be so powerful!
However, when his plum sauce filled a row, the captain barely ate it [refrigerator inspector Tony provided proof]
"It used to be eaten up soon after it was made. So I will make it for a year." The captain explained this way, but there was something called nostalgia in his expression.
Tony·Rich Man·Gluttony·Plum Stealer·Stark said at the time that plums can also be bought in winter!
But then one day, when a man named Baji joined the Avengers, Tony finally knew what it was, plum sauce would be eaten up soon.
4. Those things about plums 2
Aurora did not know when she became the full-time emotional mediator of the Avengers.
On this day, she had to teleport herself to the Winter Soldier, a precious asset unfortunately lost by Hydra, in order to relieve the captain's dog eyes.This action was not approved by anyone.
Baji raised his gun, "..."
"Brother, I'm Aurora, captain, uh, a friend of Steve's, I'll come and see you—of course, if you have time, you can also visit the captain with me."
The Winter Soldier, "Boom Boom Boom"
Aurora said as she ran, "Don't shoot, spare me! I'm really Steve's friend..."
The Winter Soldier, "Boom Boom Boom"
Aurora rolled over and took out the bottle she carried with her, "I brought the plum sauce that the captain gave you! If you don't believe me, try it?!"
Winter Soldier, "..."
Put down the gun, take the bottle, open it, smell it.
Aurora, [Meow, you can't even remember your own name, but you remember plum sauce? ! 】
The Winter Soldier looked up at Aurora, 【stare—】
Aurora was stunned, "...Um, do you want a spoon?"
☆, episode [-]
1. A Day in the Life of the Brothers of Shenyu 【Loki Version】
In the morning, I woke up on my luxurious big bed, stepped barefoot on the thick and warm wool carpet, opened the curtains, and saw the blond idiot in the yard, "Idiot, why are you here again?" [You are a little more handsome today, Wait, what the hell am I thinking again] "Damn magic"
In the morning, I sat on the recliner and read a book, and took a look at Thor while turning the pages, [This guy seems to have big chest muscles again, what the hell? !Be sure to kill that female avenger next time! 】
At noon, have lunch with Stupid God.
In the afternoon, I went to the garden of my palace to drink afternoon tea, and then I played chess with myself, and I got the admiration of the stupid god. [Hmph, do you know how powerful I am?Wait, what kind of tone is this!I'm going to curse that damned woman! 】
In the evening, after dinner, send away the reluctant Thor and go to bed. 【Good dream, Thor...Damn it, what the hell am I thinking】
In the first half of the night, I dreamed that Thor was kissing a human woman and woke up. [Continue to sleep, this time you must dream of destroying the earth! 】
In the second half of the night, I dreamed of kissing Thor and slept well. [? ! 】
2. A day in the life of the brothers in Shenyu [Thor version]
Liming, thinking of going to see his younger brother, woke up very early and went to the place where his younger brother was banned—his palace. [It’s so pitiful that my brother is locked up in such a small place (Author: Where is it so small?!).I hope he slept well last night, what is he doing now, I really miss my brother...]
In the morning, I stood in the garden and waited for my brother to wake up.The younger brother opened the curtain, 【Loki is still frowning today, what should we do? 】
In the morning, watch my brother read a book. [I haven't read this page yet, it's so long. 】
At noon, I have dinner with my brother.
In the afternoon, I watched my younger brother play chess, [I play chess with myself, but I don’t know if that one wins to be happy, what a struggle, Loki is so pitiful. 】
In the evening, I had dinner with my younger brother and went back to my palace.Go to bed and recall today's younger brother.
In the first half of the night, I couldn't sleep, so I did push-ups~ [It would be great if I could sleep with my brother. 】
In the middle of the night, I dreamed of kissing my brother, which was so strange. [inexplicably a little happy]
3. The forum account of the Avengers in those years (1)
Do you think that only Hawkeye sneaked into the forum organization under the cute skin of Cookie Man?
Then you are wrong, the Avengers have more or less approached the forum.
For example, the name of Aurora's forum is [A cute pet is a boss], and they have been in the cat circle all year round to update Carter's news every now and then. Brian will occasionally update his chasing wife Kan (tao) Ke (lu) under the name of Mary Sue like "The Wind and You" all the year round
For another example, Natasha once registered a name [36D Flashlight] and dumped 3 pieces of pure meat of Jia x Tuhani in battle clothes, and then disappeared.
For another example, Dr. Banner silently logged off his [I feel a little green] account after seeing Jarvis and Friday taking off the forum names of Hawkeye and Vision.He used this account to record every step that sexy female agent walked into his heart.
And his last update was, "I thought I was going to exile myself like this and go to a hopeless place to study anger, but finally realized that you are my home. What I can give you in this world is I love you both."
Aurora tapped and screenshotted it to Natasha.
4. The forum account of the Avengers in those years (2)
No one will know that the old American Popsicle Steve is actually playing on the forum.During the period when he first came into contact with the laptop computer, Steve, an American soldier who was self-reliant, active in discovering his self-worth and unwilling to cause trouble for the government, found this magical place by himself and registered the name [Veteran American Shield].
Later, Baji registered an account named [Old Prince of Brooklyn] to interact with him.
Jarvis is an experienced user of the forum, but he prefers to spy on the screen and post fanart.Even Friday didn't know that Jarvis was actually an All Niven master, but later he only wrote about Jani.
Dedicated to getting CP for his own sir, Jarvis, who is so dedicated, has to be said to be cute.
5. Things about Deadpool and the author.
When Deadpool crossed the dimension wall to find the author for the first time, what he saw was a small (tall) fleshy girl with long black hair, waist-length hair and big eyes.
Then, Author No. 1 quickly activated his nirvana, and clicked on the keyboard of the mobile phone.Deadpool saw a tiger cat slapping the phone fiercely with its fur paws.
Deadpool reached out and lifted her (it) by the back of her neck, and squatted on the window frame of the author's house to look at her (it).
So the author just played around in his hands.
"You are the author of this article—"
"Meow, don't shake me, don't shake me - let me down quickly - I'm afraid of heights - help, fox, help -"
A fox with nine tails fully opened jumped out and showed its paws at Deadpool, "Let him go quickly, or I will delete all your scenes!"
The author cat was successfully rescued.
☆, extra episode 3
1. A super bat
What's the difference between Clark and Superman, you ask?
Batman is wearing a full set of 100% gold equipment, doing a martial arts prep for you and telling you, "It's just a pair of black-rimmed glasses."
Clark touched his nose, "I still have a serious disguise."
Batman leaned on the railing of the balcony, "showme~"
"This is Clark." Superman with glasses lowered his head and blushed and slowly approached him, then took off his glasses, threw himself on Batman, and said in his ear, "This is Superman. "
Pick it up, put it on your shoulders, turn around and go back to the bedroom.
Batman who silently rolled his eyes, (I'll just pretend your weight overwhelms me.)
2. In the name of making mistakes.
Peter knocked on the door of his boss's office with some anxiety, and kept recalling the bewildering content of the forum that had just been closed.
As a result, I made a mistake just after asking.Thinking about it, there is still a little expectation in my heart!No, wait, what am I thinking?
"Please come in."
"Sir, I'm sorry—" Peter forgot what he had thought before, because his boss was wearing sunglasses, standing upright with his back to him, slowly taking off the only white shirt on his upper body!
"Come and sit first."
Peter looked at the desk his boss was pointing at.There is only one table and one chair.
"I'm sitting, here?" Little Peter asked, pointing to the table.Slowly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"It's okay, just be casual, you just lack a little experience..." Mark opened the cabinet and took out something.
Peter was nervous and wanted to spin his silk.
Mark walked over slowly, and Peter slumped down on the table inexplicably nervously.
Mark put a stack of 5 cm high files on the table.
"After reading these materials, you will have some experience."
. . . . . .
3. The scrap iron we collected together in those years
You ask who is the most annoying person in X Academy?The answer is undoubtedly, the mutant villain-Magneto.
Not only did he make a lot of messes for X Academy, but he also often came to the school to find their most respectable professor, Jiang Jiang, and brewed all night (cough cough→_→pure).
And, the most exaggerated thing is that once he gets angry, he is always made of iron products from the School of Misfortune.
One night, when Wolverine was kissing me with his baby captain, he suddenly flew upstairs uncontrollably.stuck in the ceiling.Then, Cyclops quickly closed his eyes, and his glasses flew to Wolverine's side.Phoenix and Storm rushed out of the kitchen, and threw on the naughty and phantom cat in the living room who were eating supper.
Then a pile of table knives, menus, forks, pans, and other iron objects flew all over the living room, and the whole college wailed.
After 3 minutes, all the students of X College heard the professor's voice in their minds.
"Sorry, everyone, Eric was a little emotional just now."
4. The origin of Maotian (Leopard Eagle) CP (1)
When Black Panther discovered the forum by accident, he wanted to give himself a username of [Black Panther Prince], but he made a mistake and wrote, Black Cat Prince.
So he made mistakes, or he followed his inner choice and registered that account.
And the first post he saw was a young rookie named [Sweet Biscuit Man] torturing a national archer V, saying that his archery method was wrong.
Amidst the scolding like a storm, [Sweet Cookie Man] stood still, and the righteous black cat prince became a little interested.Black Panther frowned and carefully read his theories, and found that [Sweet Cookie Man] was really advanced, so he took the initiative to stand up to help him, and the two newcomers initially established a deep friendship amidst a storm of cursing ( Based on friendship (feeling), step by step, they supported each other and embarked on the road of great gods.
5. The origin of Maotian CP (2)
It takes a long time to go from a good friend to a good gay friend, but it only takes one post to break out of a romantic relationship.
One day, Cookie Man posted a very hypocritical post: There is always a man in the world who makes you want to lean on his shoulder and watch the sunset.
First floor: [Sweet Cookie Man] [Hawkeye's shoulders in black tights] What do you think of my shoulders?
Second floor: [Black Cat Prince] threw a piece of [Wakanda Sunset] up without saying a word.
Third floor: [Sofa professional householder]: I am waterfall sweat, is the upstairs and the landlord bound together?Responding so fast? !
Fourth floor: [Cat meowing] There is □□, the identification is complete.
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