Hollywood Rhapsody

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"So you like oriental culture too?" Harvey Weinstein was completely shocked after hearing Sarah's two sentences in Chinese. Grandpa La's experience in the Second World War, as well as the poignant love story between his great-grandfather and his great-grandmother, all made him sigh.

Sarah couldn't help but thank Yuanshen again for her life experience. Whether it's the love of her great-grandfather and great-grandmother or her grandfather's experience in China, they have virtually become her "classic jokes" for opening social networks, allowing her to use this as an entry point to open up Many old Jewish seniors made chatterboxes, and then gained the favor and support of the other party. Under the guidance of Michael Ovitz, this move can be said to be a one-hit kill, and it has almost never missed.What Sarah is even more grateful for is that her grandfather's experience in China allowed her to establish a connection with the distant motherland again, and she can justifiably pay attention to and love it.As for the fat man in front of him who loves Chinese martial arts... Sarah has already silently erased the word "death" in "dead fat man" in her heart, because no one will hate a person who likes the culture of his own country, Weinstein should be saying When he came to Chinese Kung Fu, he looked like a young man with a full of vigor and yearning in his eyes. This undoubtedly pleased Sarah and pulled some points out of his personal image that had fallen to the bottom.

"To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to Chinese culture before, but because Leon liked Bruce Lee very much, I found out his movies and watched them again. It's really good." Of course, Sarah would like her, Since Harvey Weinstein likes Chinese Kung Fu, she doesn’t mind chatting more to narrow the distance between the two, “When I was filming Mission: Impossible with Mr. Tom Cruise, because I invited Hong Kong’s Director John Woo, so the martial arts instructor is also a Chinese, I watched that master and his brother fight, it was extremely exciting, it was definitely a visual enjoyment, and it was also the first time I really came into contact with Chinese Kung Fu.”

Sarah and Harvey Weinstein reminisce about their little moments while filming "Mission: Impossible."But I didn't expect that the fat man would show ambiguous eyes, moving between Sarah and Leonardo, "I don't know the martial arts instructor of "Mission: Impossible", but I have heard some rumors about your filming, It is said that Leon once visited the crew for nearly a month? And he brought your youngest son Noah? Oh, don’t look at me so surprised. Although the photos were suppressed by your PR team, I was lucky enough to see them A few very warm snaps, I believe that many people have seen these photos, you know those paparazzi, and even the staff on the set, they always like to take small photos to make extra money, and you and Leonardo’s Photos are definitely worth a lot of money...well, honestly, I'm wondering why you put those photos down? You guys look so happy and right, envious of others..."

I have to admit that Harvey Weinstein's conversational skills are not generally superb. Such cleverly grasped and well-timed compliments made Sarah and Leonardo curl their lips, and then he changed the topic even more. , Pat Chest promises that in order to make the most loving couple work together again, he will persuade Martin Scorsese to match Sarah's schedule and adjust the filming time of Gangs of New York to summer when Sarah is on summer vacation. If it was just a verbal compliment before, then now Even though Michael Ovitz is also a good friend of Martin Scorsese's life, Harvey, as a production company, made such a guarantee, which is obviously an expression of sincerity.

Master!When Sarah sighed for countless times, the group of them finally arrived at the set of "The Lord of the Rings" in New Zealand, and with the efforts of Harvey Weinstein, an old fox, the atmosphere among the three was quite harmonious , Everything that happened next surprised Sarah and Leonardo. Harvey Weinstein was simply a senior tour guide specially for them, and arranged everything before the two arrived at their destination.Because Leonardo decided to make a guest appearance in "Lord of the Rings" temporarily, the two did not greet the set, but Weinstein had already arranged a makeup artist for Leonardo, a visitor who took the liberty to come to the door. , when the make-up artist brought the prepared elf suit to Leonardo, Sarah couldn't help but look at the old fox next to her again. Being a Harvey Weinstein can be regarded as the pinnacle , it's no wonder that he can flourish in Hollywood and coax the members of the Oscar judges around.

"The Prophecy Network is indeed a work that I cherish very much, so I'm sorry, I really have no plan to sell it, but I am honored that the Prophecy Network can be favored by you." As a white-skinned and yellow-hearted egg person, Sarah understands What does it mean to "reciprocate the favor", since Harvey Weinstein has already achieved this step, of course she can no longer pretend to be a fool and gossip about him, besides, there is no doubt for her to establish a good relationship with Harvey Weinstein The advantages outweigh the disadvantages.So after finishing her elf dress up, Sarah smiled and took the initiative to walk in front of Harvey Weinstein, showing the most friendly and sweet smile, "If Miramax has any intention of cooperation, please feel free to contact me. Prophecy.com has explored some new methods in the field of movie promotion, and is currently in the verification stage. If you are interested, I believe we can cooperate very happily."

"Of course, I'm very interested." Harvey Weinstein pursed his lower lip regretfully, but then nodded happily and praised Sarah's elf shape.At this time, Leonardo's dressing room was also pushed away, and director Peter Jackson just heard the news and came to witness the scene of the birth of the most beautiful elf.

"Oh! Is this the benefit of inviting Sarah to play Alvin? Buy one get one free? I like it!" Peter Jackson rubbed his hands excitedly, as if he had picked up a big deal, and when Sarah the elf and Leonor the elf When standing together, the two almost have a soft light effect. The double visual impact makes people unable to think of a second reaction other than gasping and murmuring.

"...A peerless beauty whose beauty is astonishing. She has the same temperament as the Elf King. She looks young, but she is not so pure. There is no wind and frost on her hair, and her white jade. Arms and face It is even more white and flawless, and can be broken by blowing. Her eyes also have dazzling starlight, and are also as clear as a cloudless night. But she exudes a queen-like noble temperament, her beauty. The eyes are full of wisdom and deep meaning, as if a wise man who sees through the world occupies her young and beautiful body. Her head is covered with a silver net decorated with gemstones, shining white light. Her white robe does not Any decoration, except for a belt made of silver leaves around the waist.

... This is the elf that mortals seldom see: Alvin, daughter of Elrond.She inherited the beauty of Lucien, and she was called Andormir by her compatriots, because she was the evening star in the eyes of the elves... Frodo had never seen, nor thought that there would be such a beautiful woman in the world. Creatures..."

The first time I saw Sarah dressed as an elf, the screenwriter Fran Wales unconsciously recited the description of Alvin in Tolkien's original book, a perfect, young face and body that could not exist in the world, The wisdom and profound meaning accumulated in the years...

"It's so beautiful! It's just, no, looking at you, I don't even have the confidence to continue shooting "Lord of the Rings". Look at Leonardo, he is the most perfect next to Sarah." Dressed in a scruffy ranger Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn the Emperor, tugged at his robe and shook his head in frustration.

This remark immediately resonated, and even the director Peter Jackson nodded in agreement, as if he was making a difficult choice: "I should shoot a love story with you as the protagonists, the most beloved creatures of the gods, looking at you I can't even breathe slowly, this beauty shouldn't exist in the world at all...God, what am I thinking? I'm already a little incoherent! Leonardo, you must play a cameo role in the movie, Otherwise, I'm afraid I can't help but detain you in New Zealand..."

"Mr. Director, you actually threatened me!" Even though Leonardo had heard too many compliments, he finally couldn't hold back at this moment. There was a bit of deep pride in his eyes, probably only Sarah could see it. inferred.Although be dragged down by beauty, who would hate compliments?Especially the amazement of these people in front of them was not a disguise at all, which gave Leonardo a sense of satisfaction, he squeezed Sarah's little hand, raised one eyebrow and whispered, "Look! Only I am the most worthy Yours, beautiful Princess Alvin."

"It's not a princess, Alvin is just the lord's daughter." Sarah pouted in the direction of Viggo Mortensen, but she gave a sneer full of conspiracies in her holy attire, her voice was deliberately lowered to be quite evil Said, "You don't know about Alvin's ambitions, do you? I actually don't love Aragorn at all, all I want is the queen's crown! Long and boring eternal life is not worth the temptation of rights, I want rights! I want Crown! Just wait and see, I will prepare a cup of gut-piercing wine for Aragorn after I am firmly seated on the queen's throne!"

"OH! MY! GOD... Sarah, the acting skills of the Golden Globe Queen can't be so good, it will make me have a psychological shadow." When Leonardo was dumbfounded, Aragon's actor Viggo Mortensen almost The blackened Sarah knelt down and begged for mercy with a crying face, "Tomorrow we have another kiss scene, but now my mind is full of your evil sneer—is this woman treating me Bad intentions? Oh, NO! Is this a spoof of The Lord of the Rings? Peter, I don’t want to marry this femme fatale!”

"Really? It just so happens that I don't want to give you Sarah's lips." Leonardo wrapped his arms around Sarah's waist and limbs, and looked at director Peter Jackson, "Mr. Jackson? Can the actor be changed now? Ala Can I try the role of Gong?"

"Well..." Peter Jackson was so pleasantly surprised that even his forehead lines appeared for a moment, but looking at Leonardo, who was so beautiful that he was not human, his blue eyes were like the most beautiful ocean, and his pale blond hair couldn't hide his whiteness. The luster of his face seems to have a faint halo covering his body, and when he smiles, it can melt your heart, regardless of gender, he is so beautiful... Peter Jackson struggled while touching his chin , but in the end he shook his head and refused, "I'm afraid not! After seeing you in the guise of an elf, if you still consider playing Aragorn, it would be a shameful waste of money!"

"Well, it's such a pity. It seems that I can only watch my most beautiful princess fall into the arms of others." Leonardo frowned slightly, and looked at Peter Jackson sadly. The contours of the relationship are softer. At this time, the slightly lost silent gaze almost made Peter Jackson blame himself, and Viggo Mortensen, who was about to act opposite Sarah, touched his nose in embarrassment. Leonardo actually imitated Sarah's acting skills, this aggrieved look is really... Viggo Mortensen has the urge to cry at this moment, obviously he just completed a kissing scene according to the script, okay?But why is the sense of guilt rising in my heart at this moment?

———The following is what the author has to say——

——1. I really want Leonardo to play Little Leaf, but Orlando Bloom is also beautiful!And there is too much conflict in shooting time

——2. According to personal research, I feel that Harvey Weinstein is actually a soft-hearted person... Watching Gao Xiaosong's show, probably because Hollywood hates Harvey, love and hate at the same time!

——3. The blackened elf princess, Ho Ho Ho ~~~ I just laughed and said nothing

——4. The following is a short section of the original "Lord of the Rings" after Rivendell woke up. If you are interested, you can read it. If you are not interested, you can skip it directly.

PS: Dalin bought the original English version of this novel in a heartbeat, and then...ahem...but I have watched the movie more than ten times...even after more than ten years!Still a classic!

"The nobles of the elves appeared, and their spirits were thwarted; and their mounts were frightened mad. Three knights were swept away by the first flood, and others were thrown into Hanoi by uncontrolled horses. Submerged in the flood."

"Is this the end of the Black Knight?" asked Frodo.

"No," said Gandalf, "their mounts are certainly doomed. Without them, the knights' movement would be greatly restricted, but the Nazgul cannot be destroyed so easily. However, at present we need not Worrying about them, your friends came across the river after the flood had receded and found you lying on the bank with a broken sword under your body and a horse standing by your side to protect you. You were pale and cold, everyone They feared that you were dead, or even undead. Elrond's people joined them, and hastened you to Rivendell."

"Who caused the Flood?" asked Frodo.

"It is Elrond's order," answered Gandalf; "the waters of this valley are under his will, and when he needs to hold the fords, the flood will arise. When the Lord of the Nazgul steps As soon as he entered the river, he unleashed a flood. I must admit, there was some creativity mixed in: you may have noticed that some of the waves turned into mighty white horses with shining knights in white armor, and there were many more in the water. A boulder that keeps rolling. At that time, I was worried that the flood we released might be too powerful and might wash you all away. This is the melting snow flowing from the Misty Mountains, and the momentum is extraordinary."

"Yes, I remember now," said Frodo. "The deafening noise. I thought I would be drowned in the water, friend and foe, but we came out unscathed!"

Gandalf glanced at Frodo, but his eyes were closed. "You are all fine now. Soon, we will hold banquets and dances to celebrate the victory of Brunan Ferry, and you will be one of the protagonists who are honored to be invited."

"Very well!" said Frodo, "it is a great honor that such great men as Elrond and Glorfindel, not to mention the Strider, should bother so much for a wretch like me. "

"And for good reason," said Gandalf, laughing. "I am one, and the Ring is another: you are the Ring-bearer. And you are the heir of Bilbo, who found the Ring."

"Wow! Bilbo!" said Frodo in a daze. "I don't know where he is. I wish he could hear the whole story here. I'll make him laugh and laugh. Cow Fly to the moon! And that poor troll!" He fell asleep as soon as he had finished speaking.

Frodo is now safe in his last refuge in the East of the Sea.Here, as Bilbo said many years ago, "Whether you like food, sleeping, singing, telling stories, sitting in a daze or all of the above, this is the perfect place to live." Because staying here can heal People's tiredness, fear and sorrow.

As night fell, Frodo awoke again.Instead of feeling tired or sleepy, he found himself hungry and in need of plenty of food and drink;He got out of bed, stretched his body, and found that his arm was almost completely intact.He found some green clothes that fit perfectly, and changed into them immediately.Frodo went to the mirror, and found a much leaner hobbit looking at him: he looked like the young hobbit who used to walk about with Bilbo; Thoughtful, full of melancholy.

"That's right, you have more experience than the frog in the well before," he said to his reflection in the mirror, "Now it's time to have some fun!" minor.

At that moment, after a knock at the door, Sam came running in.He ran to Frodo's side in three steps at a time, and with an expression of surprise and joy, he took his left hand.Sam touched the hand tenderly, then blushed with excitement and looked away in embarrassment.

"Hello, Sam!" said Frodo.

"It's warm!" said Sam. "I mean your left hand, Mr. Frodo. It's been cold for several nights. We ought to cheer!" he cried Turning his head, with excitement in his eyes, he began to dance and said, "My lord! I am glad to see you are safe and sound! I thought he was joking when Gandalf asked me to come over to see if you were ready to get out of bed."

"I am ready," said Frodo; "let us go and see the other Companions!"

"I can show you to them, my lord," said Sam. "It's a big room, and it's a little strange. You'll always come across new rooms, and you can't guess when a corner will appear before you, and there are elves. Yay! There are elves here and there! Some elves are royal and regal like kings, some are innocent like children, and there's a lot of music and songs - but not much since I've been here Enjoy those things, but I'm starting to get the feel of the place."

"Sam, I know what you've been up to," said Frodo, throwing his arms around his shoulders. "You ought to open your mind and enjoy yourself to-night. Come, show me round!"

Sam led him through long corridors and up many stairs to a high garden on a steep slope by the river.He saw his friends sitting on the porch on the east side of the house and chatting.A shadow had cast over the valley below, but the sun was still shining on the edge of the mountains.It was quite warm, and the sound of the rushing brook and waterfall was loud, and the evening air was filled with the scents of trees and flowers, as if Elrond's garden were still lingering in the splendor of midsummer.

"Long live!" jumped Pippin. "This is our noble friend! Make way for Frodo, Lord of the Ring!"

"Hush!" said Gandalf from the shadows behind the porch. "Evil things cannot invade this valley, but we cannot easily mention him. The Lord of the Rings is not Frodo, but the master of the evil black tower of Mordor. His evil spirit has once again extended to this world! We are trapped In the bunker, the outside world is facing nightfall."

"Gandalf used to say that kind of thing to encourage us these days," Pippin shrugged. "He always thinks I should be taken care of. But, I don't know why, I just can't help feeling gloomy and doomed here. , if I knew what to sing now, I would have sung it out loud."

"I feel like singing, too," said Frodo, laughing, "only now I want to eat and drink!"

"We shall soon cure you," said Pippin; "you are indeed a ghost, and you will appear just as we are about to eat!"

"It's not just a meal, it's a feast!" said Merry. "As soon as Gandalf informed us that you were well, we began to prepare." He was interrupted by the ringing of many bells before he could finish his sentence. It was; it was the bell calling them into the hall.

The great hall of Elrond's House was packed, mostly elves, though there were a few guests of other races.Elrond looked down upon them from his throne at the end of the long table as usual, with Glorfindel on one side of him and Gandalf on the other.

Frodo looked at them in amazement; for he had never before seen Elrond in so many legends; Come dignified.

Gandalf was shorter than the other two, but with his long white hair, flowing beard, and broad shoulders, he looked like a king from an ancient legend.On his weather-beaten face, under bushy brows were hidden charcoal eyes, like coals that burst into flame when the time was right.

Glorfindel was tall and strong, with blond hair and handsome features full of fearlessness and joy.His eyes are dazzling, and his voice is as sweet as music; others can see that he has wisdom and authority, and he is by no means a person who can be underestimated.

Elrond's face seemed untouched by age, neither old nor young, yet bore many marks of joy and sorrow.His hair was as dark as the shadows before the dawn, and over it was a small silver crown.His eyes were as gray as the clear evening, with a faint star-like light shining through them.On the outside, he seems to be a wise king who has experienced the baptism of countless years, but the courage he exudes is like a mature warrior who has experienced many battles.He is the master of Rivendell, the most outstanding figure among elves and humans.

In the center of the long table, there is a chair with a canopy leaning against a wall tapestry.Sitting on the chair was a peerless beauty with amazing beauty. She had the same temperament as Elrond. Frodo speculated that she was probably one of Elrond's relatives.She looks young on the outside, but she is not so innocent.There is no wind and frost on her hair, and her white jade arms and face are even more white and flawless, which can be broken by blows.There are also dazzling starlight in her eyes, and they are also as clear as a cloudless night.But she exudes a queen-like noble temperament, her beautiful eyes are full of wisdom and deep meaning, as if a wise man who sees through the world occupies her young and beautiful body.Her head was covered with a silver net adorned with precious stones, shining white.Her white robe has no decorations, except for a belt made of silver leaves around her waist.

The woman whom Frodo was looking at was an Elf so seldom seen by mortals: Arwen, daughter of Elrond.It is said that she inherited Lucian's all-powerful beauty, and she was called Andormir by her compatriots because she was the Evening Star in the eyes of the elves.She had spent most of her time among her mother's kin, that is, Lorien beyond the mountains, and had only recently returned to where her father lived.And her brothers Elaidan and Irojo are outside carrying out the tasks entrusted by their father.They rode side by side with the Rangers of the North, hunting evil, never daring to forget what their mother had suffered at the hands of the Orcs.

Frodo had never seen or imagined such beautiful beings in the world; and, when he saw that he had a place at Elrond's table, among so many beautiful and noble In between, he was even more flattered.Although he sat in a moderately sized chair with a lot of cushions, he still felt very small and out of place.However, that feeling passed quickly.

The guests and hosts of this banquet had a great time, and the delicacies did not distract the guests in the slightest. It took him a long time before he raised his head and had the opportunity to look at the neighbors.On the right of Frodo sat a dwarf who seemed to be of quite high status. His beard was white and long, almost as white as the snow-white coat he was wearing, and he wore a silver belt with diamonds on his neck. silver trainer.Frodo stopped chewing and looked at him in a daze.