Hollywood Rhapsody

"4000 ballots were lost! 55 statuettes were stolen! The most difficult Oscar in history is finally held!"

"Welcome home! Sarah survived a catastrophe, and thousands of movie fans reveled!"

"Dream Girl returns, can she set a new Oscar record?"

The 72nd Academy Awards "American Beauty" led the way with 8 nominations, followed by "The Cider House Rules" and "The Insider" with 7 nominations. For the best actress award, the average age of film critics is 45 years old, and the average age of actresses is 38 years old. Can Sarah win the title of actress at the age of 19?The screams at the end of the red carpet were suddenly louder than ever, and the director's voice came from the headset of the red carpet host: "One question ends the interview, Sarah and Leonardo are here!"

Sarah and Leonardo are here!At the moment when she got out of the limousine and stepped onto the red carpet, Sarah listened to the cheers like the tide, looked at the red-eyed movie fans, and her eyes were a little hot, she couldn't help but took a deep breath——the long-lost Already, the breath of Hollywood!Long time no see, dear fans!

The shouts of "Sarah! Sarah!" made people's blood boil. Many fans who saw their idol's safety with their own eyes covered their mouths and burst into tears. Janet held up the "Welcome Home" sign and almost broke down in tears. Their idea is very simple, really very simple, it doesn't matter what Oscar or queen, as long as Sarah is safe!

--very nice!No loss of arms or legs, their idol came back alive intact, although a little thinner, he is still the most beautiful angel on the red carpet!

The director of the ceremony, who has always been stingy, also gave Sarah and the fans a lot of shots. Seeing Sarah bowing deeply to the fans on the screen, the director was quite emotional: "This is probably the most sensational and tearful scene in the history of the Oscars." It’s the red carpet! What’s the ratings now?” Due to the shadow of losing votes and trophies, the security of this year’s Oscars is extremely strict, but the fan area was not canceled, especially Sarah’s almost fanatical fan group. If these movie fans are not allowed to yell at their idol who escaped death, I am afraid that the entire Oscar will be shrouded in resentment from these guys... Of course, these are just private ridicules by the organizers. The first appearance after giving birth, the biggest highlight of this year's Oscars, with Sarah appearing on the red carpet, the ratings have been rising all the way. By the time Sarah and Leonardo were interviewed, the ratings had risen from 2700 million It reached 4100 million, and when the two ended their visit and disappeared at the end of the red carpet, the ratings began to fall again, and finally stopped at 3500 million.

"Thank you God, you girl is really worrying." Before entering the ceremony, Sarah got a big hug from James Cameron, followed by his current girlfriend Suzy Amis.

There is also Sarah's old friend Tom Cruise, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for "Magnolia". Although the hope of winning the award is not high, he is obviously in a good mood now. He pressed a kiss on Sarah's forehead, and patted Sarah's shoulder in admiration and half-joke: "Good job! Fate girl! Are you challenging extreme sports this time?"

The previous Best Supporting Actress winner, the famous British actress Sir Judi Dench also walked up with a loving smile, and Julianne Moore and Meryl Streep also expressed their condolences to Sarah Love, "American Beauty" starring Kevin Spacey and Annette Bening, and Angelina Jolie, who once competed with Sarah for the Golden Globe... In terms of qualifications, Sarah is in this theater There is no doubt that even the young actor Harry Joel Osment, who was born in 1988 in "The Sixth Sense of Spirituality", entered the industry earlier than her!But because of the flood, everyone who walked into the theater would more or less pay attention to her, and some friendly people would come forward to say hello and condolences, as if all the stars were supporting Sarah in this catastrophe. Undead girls surrounded the center.

Sarah actually didn't want to be so eye-catching, but the organizer arranged her seat in the most conspicuous center of the first row, even if she wanted to keep a low profile!

The seat arrangement of the Oscars ceremony is also a science. Generally speaking, the first few rows directly in front of the stage are filled with nominated stars and heavyweight awards presenters. The most concerned or influential figure, and when Sarah and Leonardo walked to the throne in the first row, both young people showed surprise, even a little flattered.And when she received more and more condolences, Sarah couldn't help but suspect that the reason why she was sitting here was not because she was the favorite to win the Best Actress award, but because the academy felt sorry for her and almost died for her bravery, so she was placed in the first place. Exhaust pressure and shock.

When the ceremony officially started, Sarah realized that the arrangement of the college was not to scare her at all, but just to facilitate the cameraman to capture the camera. From the opening speech of the president of the college, Robert Lime, the camera always swept her intentionally or unintentionally. Take a look, the appearance rate is not generally high, probably second only to the actor Billy Crystal who served as the host of the Oscars for the 7th time!

"It's really not easy to hold this ceremony. Everyone traveled across mountains and rivers just to be here today, especially the young Sarah Stern. This girl overcame the terrible flood and swam all the way from New Zealand..." No When the host Billy Crystal finished speaking, applause and good-natured laughter erupted at the scene, and the camera turned to Sarah who was wiping sweat in the first row, "Although I know you have heard this sentence a lot. over and over again, but I still want to say - good girl! Welcome home!"

"In addition to welcoming Sarah back safely, I would like to give a special welcome to one person, and he is Willie Fulgier, who recovered the Academy's lost 52 statuettes from a supermarket trash can! Thank you, Willie, You are the hero of the Oscars!" Billy Crystal turned on the funny mode, and when the camera turned to Willie Fulgil in the seat, he said quite meaningfully, "Willie, I heard that you got $5 from the academy? But you know what? Miramax and Dreamworks spent millions of dollars just to get a trophy, so... Dear Willy, you're out of luck!"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene because of the ridicule of the Oscar public relations battle, and the ceremony officially began. This was a four-hour feast, which was really not enjoyable for Sarah, who had just recovered from her body. After the fourth award for Best Supporting Actress was awarded to Angelina Jolie, she began to feel sleepy.In order to avoid falling asleep in the first row, she began to whisper to Leonardo next to her: "Do you think there is something tricky behind this award?"

"What?" Saying this might offend people, so Sarah's voice was very low, and Leonardo had to lean closer to listen again, then shook his head with a grin, and held his little girlfriend's hand while kneading it in the same low voice. Replied loudly, "Are you complaining about Chloe Sevigny and Ellen Burstyn? To be honest, Chloe Sevigny's performance in "Boys Don't Cry" is good but not enough to win an award, but Ellen Burstyn Len..."

The performance of the Oscar-winning actor and old actor Ellen Burstyn in "Requiem for a Dream" is definitely better than that of Angelina Jolie in "The Girl Who Moved", but the final award is obviously not purely for acting Competition, considering that Ellen Burstyn has already had a statuette, and Angelina Jolie can achieve the Oscar father-daughter relationship, it seems possible that the Academy will finally award the award to Angelina Jolie understand.It's just that "Requiem for a Dream", as a masterpiece that won the Palme d'Or, failed to receive any Oscars in its home country, which is really a bit shocking.

"However, Angelina Jolie's award may be a good sign for you! This year, the academy judges seem to like to support newcomers. Except for the award of Best Actor, the other four performance awards have very young nominees. Ricolo Sevigny, who was nominated for supporting actress, was 25 years old, Angelina Jolie was 24 years old, you, who was nominated for supporting actress, was 19 years old, and Harry Joel Osment, who was nominated for supporting actor, was only 11 years old.” Leonardo squeezed Sarah's palm and said in a cheerful tone, "So I'm very happy that Angelina Jolie won the award, if the academy really relaxes the age barrier, your chances of winning the award will be even higher. "

"It sounds quite reasonable!" Sarah raised her eyebrows, covered her mouth with her hands and yawned quickly, and slid her body slightly into the seat while keeping her eyes on the front. Some, muttering to Leonardo, "I hope I won't sleep through the Best Actress awards, my dear, just in case I close my eyes, please wake me up in time."

"Although the first rule of the awards ceremony is 'Don't eat or drink before the ceremony', but your body is still weak, I'm afraid it's a little hypoglycemic right now?" Leonardo put his hand into the pocket of his suit while talking. Getting up, under Sarah's surprised gaze, he stuffed a small piece of fruit candy, "Have one, maybe it will be useful, I don't want the actress to faint on the stage."

Sarah giggled twice, and the sweetness of the orange flavor spread in her mouth. I don't know if the fruit candy really worked, or if Leonardo's words pleased her. Anyway, although her upper and lower eyelids really wanted to The reunion still sticks to the post in the end.When the Chinese actor Chow Yun-fat who starred in "Anna and the King" came on stage to present the Best Sound Editing Award, Sarah finally lifted her spirits. It was really surprising to see other compatriots on stage besides Liu Yuling.

"This person acted in the "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" that Harvey Weinstein mentioned?" Leonardo immediately realized the excitement of his precious girlfriend. He was obviously drowsy before, but now he is vigorously I clapped my hands, it seems that my girlfriend is really interested in Chinese movies and oriental culture!While talking to Sarah in a low voice, he conjured up another piece of candy, this time lemon flavored.

"Yes, this man looks quite elegant. I don't know what it's like to play an oriental martial arts movie." Sarah watched Chow Yun-fat and the winners walk into the backstage, whispering to Leonardo.

"I can't imagine him boxing like Bruce Lee. Does this Mr. Zhou also know Chinese Kung Fu?" In Leonardo's eyes, Chinese Kung Fu movies should be like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. Needless to say, Bruce Lee is Hollywood Kung Fu emperor.Jackie Chan has been known as Bruce Lee's successor since he filmed "The Red Zone" in 1994 and hit a high box office in the United States. In 1998, "Rush Hour" also won a very high box office, and even appeared on the "Time" magazine. Magazine, this is the image of Chinese actors in Leonardo's mind. Even the actress Liu Yuling became popular with the image of a Kung Fu girl in "Charlie's Angels", and Chow Yun-fat just now?It seems that personal style and kung fu do not match well!

"..." The corners of Sarah's mouth twitched, Chinese actors = Chinese Kung Fu!This equation seems to be deeply ingrained in Hollywood. Don't Chinese actors have acting skills?With yellow skin and dark eyes, is the only way to become a Kung Fu star if you want to make a fortune in Hollywood?Sarah couldn't help but think of her adoptive mother who adopted her after the disaster in her previous life, and her adoptive mother's experience of fighting in Hollywood but failing... All the questions about Chinese fighting in Hollywood entered Sarah's mind in this way, which happened to help Sarah dismiss The next ceremony time.

When Sarah was thinking about the possibility of a joint venture between Starlight Company and the Chinese side to make a film, the highlight of the entire awards ceremony finally came. Sarah's "brother-in-law" Brad Pitt awarded the Best Cinematography Award to "U.S.A. Beauty, followed by American Beauty, which won Best Original Screenplay, and Best Adapted Screenplay, which went to The Cider House Rules.The last actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, stepped onto the stage and awarded the statuette to Kevin Spacey, the leading actor of "American Beauty", and it was Sarah's turn to wait all night. Best Actress Award!

“最近你的得奖赔率已经被多家博-彩公司从1.2赔1上调到3.5赔1，远远领先于安妮特·贝宁的1.8赔1。”莱昂纳多鼓掌欢送格温妮丝·帕特和凯文·斯派西走向后台，低声和莎拉如此汇报道。

Sarah just pursed her lips and chuckled, waiting for the award presenter Roberto Bernini, the previous best actor, to take the stage. However, to her surprise, when the music started, Roberto Bernini was not the only one who appeared on the stage. His attitude Standing in front of the microphone respectfully, he didn't say anything, and only made a gesture to let everyone pay attention to the big screen.The signal was connected, and a wheelchair was slowly pushed out on the screen, and when everyone saw the face of the person on the wheelchair, everyone couldn't help but gasped. Although separated by a big screen, everyone Stand up spontaneously and welcome the old man with the warmest applause.

At this moment, the camera gave Sarah a close-up, her eyes widened as well, and she was already completely sleepy!He slapped his hands excitedly, and his eyes couldn't control the slight redness: "My God! My God! Is it really Catherine on the stage? Leon, pinch me quickly, I must be dreaming?"

Is it not just Sarah who thinks she is dreaming?crazy!crazy!Looking at the old man on the screen, no matter on the scene or in front of the TV, I don’t know how many people have been moved to tears-Katharine Hepburn!It turned out to be the greatest actress in Hollywood, Katharine Hepburn!

The four Oscar queens were awarded on their behalf, but today the legendary actress came to the Oscars at the age of 92?

The 92-year-old Katharine Hepburn speaks very slowly, even her articulate words are somewhat slurred, but she is still as graceful as ever even in a wheelchair: "I never thought that I would come to this stage again in my lifetime...Oscar...it's a pity This is not my fifth statuette..."

At this time, Katharine Hepburn on the screen made a regretful expression, but at this moment everyone noticed that there were four golden statuettes neatly placed behind the old man, the fifth one?Everyone at the ceremony couldn't help laughing out of helplessness, envy, or admiration. Who doesn't know that this great god cares the least about the Oscar statuette?However, they have four statuettes, and they are all the best actresses. This achievement has never been surpassed so far!The future is probably hanging in the balance!

Catherine seemed to be able to guess the reaction at the scene. She paused for a while before waving her hands on the screen indifferently. Sure enough, everyone at the ceremony immediately quieted down obediently, adoring and pious like kindergarten children, all of them with bright eyes, obediently listening to the teacher Like a lecture, I hope that the legendary actress can say a few more words.

However, the old man obviously didn't intend to give a long lecture. She is indeed old, and her movements are quite inconvenient. When she picked up the paper on her lap, her hands were visibly shaking. She put on her glasses and said slowly to the camera: " It’s a great honor to present this year’s Best Actress award. The five lovely ladies are all excellent. You are the indispensable fresh blood of Hollywood, and will be the backbone of Hollywood in the future. The performance of each of you surprised me... ..."

"American Beauty" Annette Bening, "Dandelion" Janet McTeer, "As Long as I Love You" Julianne Moore, "It's My Heart" Meryl Streep and "Boys Don't Cry" Sarah La Stern..." The five nominees were read out slowly by the old man, regardless of whether the old man had actually read the five film reviews, but it was an honor for the five nominees to hear the legendary actress read his own name So excited that she couldn't help trembling slightly, Sarah pursed her lips tightly, recalling the scene of visiting Catherine.

"And the Oscar will belong to..." Katharine Hepburn put down the paper and picked up the envelope on her lap, but because the old man's fingers were not flexible, he didn't open the envelope for a long time, and then the old man shook his head and laughed, " Believe me, I definitely didn't mean to be tricky..."

Before the words were finished, the envelope containing the names of the winners was finally breached by the old man. The old man lowered his glasses and squinted his eyes to look, and let out a low cry of surprise. The corner of his mouth curled up in a happy arc, but he did not immediately announce the award. , but slowly said: "A few months ago, I once said to a little girl, 'If you are good enough, I believe Oscar will give you a statuette', and I also owe her an evaluation..."

A childlike cunning flashed in the eyes of the old man on the screen. She smacked her lips and smiled happily, but everyone at the ceremony couldn't help but their hearts jumped, who?who is it?A rumor that was once regarded as a joke was once again remembered by everyone, and the old man on the screen no longer kept his secrets, and nodded slowly to the camera with satisfaction: "An actor who integrates characters into his soul deserves my most sincere praise, and I I just want to say to you—little girl, I am very satisfied, yes, I am very satisfied... I hope you can go further and surpass me in the future... No one is an unsurpassable legend, Vivien Leigh is not, and neither am I No, so... boy, don't let us down..."

When everyone at the scene and in front of the TV could not help sighing suddenly, Katharine Hepburn on the big screen patted her head and smiled apologetically: "Sorry, I almost forgot the business... I am so old... The winner of this year's Oscar for Best Actress is..."

Under the watchful eyes of tens of millions of viewers, Katharine Hepburn, Hollywood's greatest legendary actress, slowly said the name that had already appeared in everyone's hearts in an old voice as if passed on - "Sarah Stern... ..."

The author has something to say: Dear friends!At the beginning, it was said that there would be a big one at the Oscars, ho ho ho ho, did anyone think of it?

Hehe, I saw everyone’s comments on the episode: The most photographed story is the story of Little Leon Baby, and some people want to see the plot of the old Leon in the parallel world wearing Little Fresh Meat!Hey, which of these two is more popular?

in addition!Did you watch the Spring Festival Gala last night?Whoops!This official CP!My best friend said at the time that after watching life, it will be complete.So Dai Lin thought about the idea of ​​Tan-mei several times before, and decided to open it on the first day of the new year!

The tentative title of the article "Unruly Sky" is a tribute to CP!The protagonist CP Dai Lin has long thought about it, next year!I Leon is attacking!But it doesn't rule out the plot of the little fun guard~~

Leonardo DiCaprio vs. River Phoenix... River Phoenix!I don't know if you guys have heard of this one?

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Also, New Year's Day!Continue to give out red envelopes, I love you guys!May you be happy and prosperous!Bring the red envelope!My mother gave me 666 this morning, err, and then showed me pictures of kowtowing in various circles of friends... I am dazed and sweaty... My mother, what do you want to do?