Hollywood Rhapsody

"Honey, how are you doing today? Are you all good?" The door opened, and the hostess came back. She casually put the bag on the sofa, and she seemed a little tired with her eyes closed, but she didn't receive it after waiting for a long time. Is it the same as her husband gently caressing and comforting her, rubbing her shoulders, rubbing her legs and offering kisses?She couldn't help opening her eyes, and looked at the man in front of her suspiciously, "What happened? My dear, why do I feel something is wrong?" My usually clingy husband has already kissed me, why do I feel so reserved today?That's right, it's reserved. How could this word appear on my husband?

"Really? What's wrong?" Leonardo remained calm. As a film star, he believed that he could barely hide it for a while, but it was precisely because of his calm reaction that he exposed his abnormality even more.

Sarah came over and leaned down, put her hands on Leonardo's sides, trapping him between herself and the sofa, her beautiful eyebrows were slightly frowned, and she carefully looked at her home as if she was doing scientific research. Husband, the two of them didn't say a word. When Leonardo looked at Sarah's plump and alluring cleavage, it happened to meet Sarah's plump and attractive cleavage, which was faintly visible in the collar of the white shirt, exuding a seductive atmosphere.However, now he has no intention of enjoying the beauty at all, because...

The slander in Leonardo's heart, what kind of wife did Leonardo in this world marry?Why do I suddenly feel that this woman has an aura when she squints her eyes?Not at all the Niaoyiren type he often met.Although the woman in a professional suit looks very sexy, I wish I could take off the clothes and tear the shirt... But, the aura is too strong, okay, if you go out to steal food, you will definitely be divided if you come back just by looking at it Minutes died.

"Tell me, what did you do wrong? The two little ones were naughty today? You hurt them? Hey, my dear, you've only said one word since I entered the door. What's the matter?" Sarah asked A finger lifted her husband's sexy chin, squinting his eyes like a queen looking down... no... it's a close look!

Oh my God!This wife looks so fierce!Leonardo was slandering in his heart, but the next second, the "fierce wife" lowered her head and bit his lips, lightly, as if with a hint of warning, but her tongue licked it crisply and numbly , and can hook out the soul of a person.The kiss wasn't long, and just when Leonardo couldn't help but wanted to ask for more, the hand that had the courage to wrap Sarah around her waist was mercilessly slapped away.

The sexy wife patted him on the cheek and warned, "Don't tell me yet? Okay! I haven't seen my husband for a day and turned dumb, so I have to find the answer myself!"

While talking, Sarah retreated from the sofa with a smile, patted her husband on the head, gave him a coquettish "You are so naughty" and went upstairs, leaving DiCaprio alone The husband touched his lips in a daze, why did he just have the illusion of [I am so happy that my "dog head" was photographed by the owner and I want it]?No, that's not the point. The point is that his wife is so sexy!Just one kiss made him almost tempted. He almost couldn't hold back...

"But, wait, why do you have to hold it? This is obviously my wife!" Leonardo said to himself, slapped his forehead hard, and his eyes suddenly brightened, "Why panic, she is Leonardo. DiCaprio's wife, right? I'm Leonardo DiCaprio, right? Sleeping with your own wife is only right, this body is not fake!"

Thinking of this, Mr. DiCaprio relaxed again, but he still didn't follow him upstairs. He planned to linger until he fell asleep and get into the bed directly. Isn't this a success!An An has a good night's sleep, let tonight pass through first, and when she wakes up tomorrow, maybe this bizarre dream will be over!

It's a pity that Mr. DiCaprio's idea is good, but the reality is cruel. He completely underestimated the eldest son who spent a whole day with him today. The little boy named Noah is a shrewd boy Baby, I had a good time with him all day until I lay on the bed obediently at night. I didn’t expect that everything was just pretending. He already had a stomach full of question marks and recorded them one by one, just waiting for my mother to come back to complain at night. .Do you know what acting school is?Is the movie emperor amazing?Except for the baby who can't speak, there is no one in this house who can't act!

So, Mr. DiCaprio was on the sofa downstairs looking forward to the sexy and cheap wife just now. Upstairs, little Noah was pulling his mother and whispering, talking about his incredible discovery: " Really! My brother’s voice was almost hoarse from crying, but he was in a daze in front of the mirror at that time. Afterwards, he didn’t pick up his brother to comfort him immediately. This is completely incomprehensible. He rushed over, but he stared blankly at the four little golden men beside his brother's bed, his expression was astonished as if he saw an alien, and he looked carefully for a long time."

"What else? Does he do other things? Or say something strange?" Sarah raised her eyebrows, closed the bedroom door, and asked with interest. Her son is very smart, but also naughty. Very, so she wasn't sure if it was her son's prank right now, but as a qualified mother, she still asked patiently and cooperatively, but unexpectedly, the next words made her gradually put away her mentality of coaxing her son .

"His movements are also very strange when making milk powder, and also, he looks disgusted at the latest mobile phone you gave me, and I heard him mutter, in 2004, bear it or something, I don't know at all What are you going to endure?" Little Noah frowned seriously, his eyes were full of worry and fear, "Mom, is Dad possessed by aliens? Why do I think he is weird all day long? It's like a different person."

"2004? Bear with me? Still dislike the new mobile phone I gave you?" The more Sarah thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong. She couldn't help but twitch her eyebrows. She touched her son's head and comforted her son to sleep, as if everything was wrong. Little Noah seemed to be overthinking, but when her precious son closed her eyes, she immediately frowned and walked out of the room. She poked her head out from the stairs and saw "my husband" still sitting on the sofa with his back to her. She was bored watching TV, and the program on TV was a model catwalk that her husband had no interest in watching in the past.

This discovery made Sarah raise her eyebrows even higher.One thing is abnormal, two things are abnormal, but there are only three things. The child is the most sensitive. She has slept with her husband for several years.ask!question!

But what happened?An unbelievable idea just popped up out of nowhere,

Sarah walked back to the bedroom, smiled and shook her head while changing clothes and walked into the bathroom. Looking at the empty bathtub, she felt more and more that something was wrong. If her dear and good husband, he would have thoughtfully put away the bath water at this time, and even I would be eager to try and want to have a mandarin-duck-bath, but how can I watch the replay of the Victoria's Secret show downstairs?

Victoria's Secret? ! !If it was really the possibility she thought, she really wanted to ask the other party - just look at this pursuit, don't you get tired of watching it for more than ten years?

With the sound of water splashing, Leonardo went upstairs quietly on tiptoe. After listening for a long time, he even heard the cheap wife singing in the bathroom. He seemed to be in a good mood. He breathed a sigh of relief and comfortably I got into bed first, and waited for the "big meal" in the evening.While commenting on the singing of the cheap wife, he imagined the sweet and erotic scene of the cheap wife coming out of the shower.The quality of Xindao's dream is also good. Although his wife is a bit stronger, she has good looks, a good figure, and two cute little sons. If this is true in the real world, it might not be a kind of happiness.

It's just that this wife seems to have too much aura and needs to be suppressed. Although he also hopes that his girlfriend has a personality, she is still gentle and more lovable: "If it is really my wife, she will definitely not let her compare to me. Still busy!" When Leonardo thought that he would spend the entire day here with the two children, just like a housewife, he disapproved of the character setting in this dream even more, and felt that he must adjust it carefully if he had the opportunity. -Teach my cheap wife, if you can see this dream or the Leonardo of this world, you must persuade him earnestly—you must work hard, you must not be a man who eats soft food, how can you let your wife go out Raising a family too!In just one day, Leonardo felt that the owner of this body was a bit of a suspect.

While he was dreaming, the door of the bathroom had been opened. Sarah was wearing a men's shirt. The water hadn't been completely dried. Through the thin material of the shirt, her beautiful figure was revealed, and her slender legs were visible from the shirt. The hem stretches out, blocking the most beautiful and alluring scenery. This figure is not inferior to any supermodel at all. Even Leonardo, who has seen countless girls, can't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.Just now, all kinds of faults about picking a cheap wife in my heart have long been thrown out of the sky. At least from the appearance, this wife is perfect. I am afraid that there is no woman in Hollywood who can surpass her beauty, let alone her. Not to mention this figure, just one glance makes him unable to take his eyes off, absolutely superb, nothing to say!

"Why are you still standing there? Come here and wipe my hair!" Sarah glanced sideways at the man on the bed, and threw the towel over.

"Hmph, you don't have to work hard for the film king if you have a hair dryer! But... well, well, anyway, you're going to be my woman soon, so what if I serve you a little?" Leonardo slandered in his heart to comfort himself, already obediently Picking up the towel, while wiping the cheap wife's hair, I still couldn't help complaining, this woman really can't be too used to it, no, it must be changed!Tune-teach well!

"By the way, I met Matt Damon today. He said it's been a long time since I played cards with you, and I can make an appointment next weekend." Sarah squinted her eyes like a cat that has been rubbed comfortably, seemingly casually say.

"Okay, it's true that we haven't had a meeting for a long time." Leonardo agreed with a smile, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. He knows Matt Damon, so this answer can't be wrong!

But he didn't see it, and the woman with her back to him twitched when she heard the words, thoughtfully, and then continued, seemingly unintentionally: "Also, Ian said that his son is your loyal movie fan and has been I want to see you, I plan to hold a party at home at the end of the month, let him bring his son over, and make friends with our Noah by the way."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Who is Ian?He does not know!So it's better not to say much at all, it's always right to listen to your wife, right?

Just when Leonardo was secretly proud of his wit, he saw his cheap wife yawned and stood up from the edge of the bed. When stretching, the graceful curves of her body became more and more seductive. Leonardo has read countless women, and I am afraid that he has nosebleeds by now.

However, in the next second, the woman who was stretching suddenly turned around and stepped on the bed. Immediately afterwards, without knowing how to move, Leonardo felt his neck tense, and the sky spun, and he fell to the ground crookedly. He was even imprisoned in his throat!

When he finally realized what happened, the two legs that he couldn't take his eyes off just now had turned into the most dangerous weapon in the world!

Be good, even if you kill him, his cheap wife is not only as simple as a strong woman, did he marry a female agent and go home?

In the blink of an eye, Leonardo couldn't figure out what was going on. He only felt that the two slender legs around his neck tightened by two points, making it difficult for him to breathe.

"Say! Who are you!"

The author has something to say: Hey, is it really okay for you to climb walls so neatly? !

The stupid author's article is even more stuck~~~~

【make a fist!Firm face] Say "I love Leon" a hundred times silently