Hollywood Rhapsody

The glittering Oscar statuette...

Soft blue cloth...

Wait where is this?Why so familiar?God!Leonardo realized something was wrong the first time.

He obviously drank alcohol and drove speeding on the winding mountain road. He didn't want to live anymore. He was really tired of that nightmare world——when he woke up, he found himself in an old, fat and ugly body. It's Leonardo DiCaprio.But that man's acting skills are far inferior to his, and he finally got a statuette in his 40s. People all over the world laugh at his relationship with Oscar!If it is said that his greatest achievement is probably sleeping all over Victoria's Secret supermodels, he is simply a supermodel harvester!

But what is that?So many women are not as good as one Sarah.His Sarah, dear Sarah, the most beautiful woman in the world.Even if he is thrown into the old and fat body, he doesn't care, as long as he has Sarah by his side, he can continue to live happily.

Of course!and!and!without!have!

All he found was a cold and deserted tomb. At that moment, he felt that God must have played a cruel joke on him.And after struggling with decadence and drunkenness, he finally chose to die.If this is a nightmare, please allow him to wake up in the most decisive way!

He thought he would die completely, but unexpectedly, he actually woke up!In this familiar environment, that familiar statuette bedpost...is there anyone in the world who can afford the luxury of using a precious Oscar statuette as a crib bedpost?

No!Leonardo can answer this question with great pride. Only his family, Sarah, can be so extravagant. The four statuettes were put together by the two of them, in order to prevent the statuettes from falling and hitting their youngest son Rui Fan. , He also raised the rails of the crib with his own hands.

However, realizing that returning to a familiar environment did not make Leonardo feel much better, for no other reason, because at the moment he is looking up at the four statuettes, and the little statuettes that can be held in one hand In his eyes, depositing money is so tall!Majestic!

Damn, why is this happening!

Leonardo cursed softly, but found that his voice was as immature as a baby's.No!No, he is just a baby at this moment, a little guy who can't speak, look at this little fleshy little hand: "Yeah~~~" Oh my god!Is the world crazy?Why didn't he wake up in his own body, but in the body of his youngest son instead?

Leonardo was furious. He looked up at the familiar ceiling at home, completely out of anger: God, what did I do wrong?You want to do this to me?Why?Why not let me just die!He cursed angrily, but his articulation was still slurred, and he couldn't skillfully use this immature tongue.Listening to the immature child's voice that he never got tired of listening to before, Leonardo couldn't help crying, just like the most ordinary baby crying, crying sad and helpless.Then, he saw a ray of light...

The woman he misses day and night, his lover, the mother of his child, his dear Sarah is still so gentle, the soft embrace makes Leonardo intoxicated, but...but the once very familiar embrace makes him feel at this moment It's very embarrassing, although he also did the stupid thing of grabbing milk from his son when his youngest son was born, but that's fun, okay?Now let him, a man in his 30s, suck his wife's breasts?What a joke!

Although he yearned for it, he still used the greatest self-control to stiffly turn his head to seduce him?Sorry, the proud Mr. DiCaprio chose to decline!

He didn't want to admit that he was actually shocked by the senses at the moment. He knew that Sarah was very sexy. Her plump breasts were his favorite once, but it was really hard to appreciate this pair of beauties from the perspective of a baby. It is a different kind of visual stimulation, too...too...too plump! ! !

But Sarah comforted the small Leonardo very gently. She patted her son's back lightly, and continued to stage the ultimate temptation with the plumpness that Mr. DiCaprio had caressed countless times. See The baby son kept whining and dodging, like a proud little milk bag refusing to eat a small fish, Sarah was surprised.She was very puzzled, and even coaxed her in a soft voice: "Dear baby, Mommy's favorite Rui Fan baby, what's wrong with you? Are you unhappy? Are you not hungry? Come on, mommy feeds you!"

"I'm not your baby! No, no, no, I'm your big baby! Honey, I'm back! I'm your favorite Leon!" Leonardo struggled between the soft plumpness, For the first time, I felt that my own Sarah's breasts were as majestic as two mountains that could never be climbed! ! !He babbled and babbled, his articulation still bloody slurred.

"Wow, is my little baby talking to mother? Awesome! My Rui Fan is the best genius, you have the talent to be an orator~~" Sarah blinked her beautiful eyes and praised her unconditionally. She is really a caring mother. Although she couldn't understand what her son was babbling, she was very patient. She still encouraged the little one to continue and coaxed the little one to call him mom.

"..." In his wife's gentle voice, Leonardo lowered his little head. He was doing inner construction in his heart. Affected, but right now he can only take one step at a time, at least he is still by Sarah's side, which is much better than the previous world with only one tombstone!

So, the little Leonardo opened and closed his mouth, and after a few times of mental construction, he finally called out a milky voice under the soft and expectant eyes of his lover—"Mom...ma...mama"

Phew...it's not easy being a child!Leonardo let out a long sigh of relief, as if breaking through a spiritual barrier, but seeing Sarah's satisfied and happy smile, he felt that everything was worth it.But this doesn't mean that when Sarah puts her dick into his mouth, he won't bear greater psychological pressure!

However, after several "parent-child chasing battles", Leonardo met Sarah's puzzled and worried eyes, and he hesitated to dodge——Okay!Well... he throws in the towel.At this moment, he even felt that he was a little hypocritical. This was his wife's most beautiful body. He used to love it so much that he wished to kiss it forever. What could he resist?His eyes were fixed on the nipples that kept enlarging and enlarging in front of him, exuding the fragrance of milk... Uh~~ Leonardo spurned himself, but couldn't help the instinct of his body, the mellow milk slipped into his throat, He sucks fast without a teacher.

In this way, he spurned himself while sucking desperately, and at the same time there was Sarah's joyful laughter in his ears: "Slow down, dear, slow down, don't worry, no one will snatch it from you, that one will snatch your milk My bad father is not here now..."

"Yes, I'm not here, because I'm drinking!" Leonardo quietly rolled his cute eyes with the big clear eyes of his youngest son, but he was in a good mood. After all, he is also a man standing at the top of the food chain... Er... just ignore The faint sense of shame that lingers in my heart...

However, the happy breastfeeding time was quickly interrupted by a sudden sound. The whole body of the little Leonardo was stiff, and there was no other reason. He was so familiar with that voice that he couldn't be more familiar with it. That damn it is his own voice!With a bit of hoarseness and laziness that just woke up in the morning, the sexiness is outrageous!But why does this voice sound?He is clearly in his son's body!

"What's wrong with the little guy? Is it time to change the diaper? Tsk, what a greedy little guy!" The voice sounded lazily, with a trace of regret at the end, which was keenly captured by the little Leonardo, and he I knew what the other party was regretting, because Sarah turned around and turned around after tidying up her clothes. The dressing gown blocked the most beautiful scenery, so a man of unknown origin would be so regretful.

As Sarah turned around, Leonardo could easily see the man leaning against the door without stretching his neck. His entire heart was almost broken at this moment, and his eyes widened in horror— - Who is this man?This man is he. Mom. Who?Why do you have the same face and body as him?He is so familiar with the body, he is familiar with every strand of hair and every pore!

"Oh... oh... mama..." Leonardo screamed, he wanted to tell Sarah, don't be fooled, this man is not him at all!

This world is too magical, a demon has occupied his body and his identity, this demon must be an evil sex demon, he is in the same room with Sarah, look at his attire, he is even wearing his best The dressing gown I like, what's worse is that it's a couple's set, and the women's style is currently being worn by Sarah.I couldn't think about it anymore, but a bad idea still got into my head uncontrollably, making Leonardo almost crazy-this demon occupied his body and slept with his wife!

Leonardo screamed angrily, he was roaring, he was going to kill this man, but the roar was too immature, even the expression of trying to catch the demon with his small fleshy arms, in Sarah's eyes, looked like It's the child's excited look when he sees his father.He was waving his arms like he couldn't wait for his daddy to hold him high.

The good mother, Sarah, of course fulfilled the wish of the little son. She hugged her son and came to the devil Leonardo: "Hold him, look, the little guy likes you, he wants to be hugged by daddy!"

God, please don't say that!Following Sarah's words, the little Leonardo in his arms and the old Leonardo leaning against the door rolled their eyes almost in unison.

Little Leonardo yelled and protested: "Who wants to be hugged by Dad, I don't want this devil to touch!" Unfortunately, he was still babbling, like an excited little animal.

The old Leonardo expressed his wishes very clearly. His whole body seemed to be full of resistance from his facial expression to his body, and he smiled dryly at Sarah: "Farewell, dear, you know, I It's not your good Leon who is full of fatherly love, aren't you afraid that I will throw this little guy?"

However, this person's words and deeds were extremely inconsistent, and while he was saying this, he had already stretched out his arms.

"Well, Queen Sarah, don't look at me so teasingly. Although I have never been a father, I am still very curious about this cheap son. Do you understand? It is the unique elder feelings of male creatures for their offspring, probably The fatherly love left by your good Leon is constantly eating away at my soul!" The old Leonardo shrugged, making excuses for his inconsistency in words and deeds, it's not that he doesn't like babies, In fact, he felt that the little guy in front of him was extremely cute. Such a small and soft body was simply the most perfect creation of the Creator, and this little guy was actually his offspring...cough...Although it was a cheap son that was inexplicably extra, but this This feeling is still very subtle, and the old Leonardo, who has never touched a leaf among the thousands of flowers, is always a little at a loss.

"Come on, let Dad kiss you, why are you so clingy to Dad today, you cute little guy? Even yesterday you pissed all over me mischievously!" Old Leonardo said while slapping on the little baby's face Take a sip.

He was enjoying the wonderful parent-child time on his own, and he didn't notice the disgust and rejection of the little guy in his arms. When his lips touched that fleshy little face, the little guy's whole body was even more Completely petrified: "Demon, get out of here! Don't kiss me! If you brush your teeth, play hooligan, don't kiss me with your disgusting mouth!"

The little guy screamed, and his little body twisted and twisted, but the little Leon's struggle only got him a devil's doting "Naughty!"

naughty?I am not naughty!Little Leon was grinding his teeth, his fleshy little face was covered with dark clouds, but the evil demon was still teasing him relentlessly, poking his little face lightly with his fingers.

Seeing the happy interaction between the father and son, Sarah couldn't help showing a satisfied smile. This fake husband is not useless, at least he can fill the gap in the fatherly love of her youngest son for Leon.She touched the top of her youngest son's soft hair with her hands, stretched, and decided to take a bath first, and then prepare breakfast for her eldest son.However, just as she walked out of the room, she heard a pig-killing wail: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, let go..."

Immediately afterwards, there was another low curse: "Damn it, this little thing is peeing on me again!" Mr. DiCaprio disliked it, but at the same time he was still cautiously trying to free his poor finger from the baby's mouth. He was confused, didn't Sarah just nursed?Why is the little guy still so powerful?For a moment, he even wondered if the little guy was gluttonous, otherwise why would he be so ruthless as if he was about to bite off his fingers?The baby's milk teeth are very immature, but the baby can't stop biting with all his might.

"It's really not my own, this little thing is definitely not my own..." Old Leon seemed to feel repulsion from the baby in his arms, which shocked him quite a bit.

On the other side, the little Leon, who bit the devil tightly with his baby teeth, and pissed on the devil, was humming triumphantly at this moment—are you naughty?I will show you how naughty I am!

The author has something to say: Little Leon: Kill you!kill you!Big pervert!Use my body!Sleep with my woman!

Old Leon: Could it be that I am holding the little guy in the wrong posture today?Why is the little guy so violent!

Little Leon: You are the one who is violent! ! !Use my body!Sleep with my woman!

Old Leon picked his ears: What is this little guy talking about?Sound like you're repeating a sentence?Is this normal behavior?

Little Leon: Die, die!Use my body!Sleep with my woman! ! ! ! !

Stupid author: I don't know what's wrong with my brain, I just want to see me deflated~~~ah, am I a stepmother?

Little Leon: Stepmother!Proper stepmother!Return my body!Return my woman! ! ! !

Old Leon smiled triumphantly: No, my baby, your writing like this just proves that you are a true fan~~~~~Come on, give me a kiss~~~

[A small beg for a job, although I don't know what benefits there are, but I instinctively want to make that poor number a bit higher]