Hollywood Rhapsody

"Holyshit! What the hell is this video!" Sitting in front of the computer, Allen spit out his coffee, but he didn't bother to wipe it, but stared at the screen and shouted, "Damn it! Leonor Such a bastard, he dared to cheat, isn’t he in love with Sarah? Why did he suddenly kiss a...boy! boy in the street! "

"W...W...WHAT" Rudy jumped up from the bed immediately.

He is nestling in Allen's dormitory and working on a new web design. The awards season is about to begin. Prophecy.com will open up a new awards voting section. Each Oscar outpost has a countdown sign on it, and the top is golden. Oscar majority clock.Everyone worked overtime for the website, and even planned to spend Christmas together. Naturally, other gossip and scandals would not attract their attention, but their boss was cheated?The news was instantly placed on everyone's timetable.

Alan ignored Rudy, but turned the computer screen to Ian's direction so that the good brother could see it more clearly: "Look, this was taken last night, is Leonardo crazy? He is really Gay?"

"Poor Sarah, is she crying right now?" David also put down the box office statistics being updated, leaned over and sighed while watching the video.

Ian squinted his eyes and didn't make any comments, but squeezed the mouse. He watched the video back and forth several times, and then he let go of his frown, shook his head and chuckled: "It's Sarah, he kissed It's Sarah."

He left this sentence and continued to work, leaving Alan and the others looking at each other: "Sarah? You mean this skinny kid with only a quarter of his face in the photo is Sarah? What an international joke, this plane How can the field compare with Sarah's sexy figure! With short hair, this guy is obviously a man."

In the rough picture quality, there was only less than a quarter of the face, and few people could recognize that it was Sarah. Even Nick, Sarah's die-hard movie fan, couldn't immediately recognize the goddess. Until the next few days, Photos of Leonardo and the mysterious skinny boy dominated the headlines of all newspapers and websites, and Nick found a clue in many photos.

"That's right, this person must be a woman. The collar in this photo is loose, and you can see that she doesn't have an Adam's apple at all. It's Sarah, that's right!" Nick sighed with his sister Janet, On the one hand, she still maintained an unbelievable face, "What are they doing? I don't understand. Is Sarah going to undergo a sex reassignment operation? She seems to have lost a lot of weight. My God, where is my favorite sexy curve?"

Nick looked at the newspaper and then at the poster pasted on the bed, scratching his hair and sinking into pain, his expression seemed to be the end of the world.

"Sexy curves? I thought you liked the blonde hair and her eyes the most. Didn't you say they were the most beautiful eyes in the world?" Janet also frowned, looking at the short hair in the newspaper. The tomboy couldn't help but feel sorry for Sarah, "Is she stimulated by something? Such beautiful long hair can be cut immediately!"

"Hair is not the point! She doesn't even have breasts! She's a boy now, bet she must have undergone a sex reassignment operation! Otherwise, how could her chest be so flat!" Nick's focus was obviously on the same level as his sister. different.

Janet curled her lips and decided to leave her irritable brother. She picked up the newspaper that Nick had thrown away and murmured in a low voice as she looked at it carefully: "It's not bad if it's a boy, he still looks very handsome, don't need Leonardo Poor, it’s a pity that it’s a bit short, and these photos are profile faces..."

Janet boarded the owl messenger, and Sarah's fans were still divided into two factions. Many people angrily condemned Leonardo's cheating behavior, while others believed that there was no romance at all, because Sarah and Leonardo Do has never officially acknowledged it publicly.

"Is their relationship still public? Look at this photo of the premiere, their eyes are drowning each other, and this photo of Sarah arranging Leonardo's bow tie, like a virtuous little wife." As Fanatical supporter of love, Janet resisted the urge and did not immediately share her new discovery, but posted several sweet moments of "Lai-sha" in her collection, which, as expected, attracted the excitement of the love group in the group. .

With a full sense of accomplishment, Janet opened the Leon fan group again. The sisters here are crying and mourning because of the "homophobia". Watching everyone being cheated by Sarah pretending to be a skinny kid, Janet I couldn't help feeling a slight sense of superiority in my heart—she was indeed Sarah's most die-hard movie fan, was it true that she was the only one who recognized her?

In any case, taking advantage of the "homophobia". Janet decided to solicit votes for her idol. She still didn't tell the secret of the "tomboy", and quickly typed a paragraph on the keyboard with a sly smile—— "It's terrible. I can't accept that Leon likes men at all. It would be great if the scandal between him and Sarah is true. At least Sarah is a beauty. There are few people in Hollywood who are more beautiful than her!"

"Yes, Sarah is indeed very beautiful, and her acting skills are also good. She and Leon are perfect in the movie. Remember the part on the rooftop? I went to the theater to watch it three times and cried three times..."

"I cried too, how can Leon like men? He should be like in the movie, marry a beautiful wife and have more beautiful children."

Janet saw a few guys who were strongly opposed to "Lysa's Love" and started to call on Sarah to save Leon, and she couldn't help laughing at the screen. She felt like she had won a victory , Unfortunately, there was no one to celebrate, which made her both proud and lonely, so she had to pick up the newspaper again and fell into deep thought—why?Sarah, why did you make yourself like this?

why?

With new reports every day, Sarah played billiards, ice skating, basketball and even went to the bar with Leonardo in the appearance of a boy, and finally more and more fans recognized the true identity of the "skinny" .They faced the truth with a completely incomprehensible and unbelievable face. While they were glad that Leonardo was not gay, they could not wait to open champagne and set off fireworks to celebrate, but at the same time they were confused about what Sarah and Leonardo were doing. Are you really in love?Inseparable every day.But why dress up like this?I can't figure it out at all!

why?

All questions were finally answered in the new episode of Oprah's talk show. When Nick saw Sarah, who was obviously thin but still had perfect curves on TV, he almost cried with joy on the TV. Fortunately, his goddess did not undergo transgender Operation!

"Two high school students got drunk for a night, and a little life struggled. This winter, men, women and children all over the United States were moved by the same movie. About life, love, growth and dreams, this movie swept the Christmas season. A dark horse at the box office, you might hear it defined as 'the most successful teen movie of all time,' but it doesn't really represent the perfect tribute to Hollywood's younger generation." Oprah raised her voice. hand, looking towards the entrance of the studio, "Let us invite the two leading actors of the movie "Sarah", the rising stars of Hollywood - the handsome Leonardo DiCaprio... and the equally handsome Sarah La Stern."

With screams that could knock the roof off, Leonardo and Sarah walked into the studio to hug Oprah and greet the screaming audience.They sat down on the sofa, but the screaming still didn't stop. Sarah and Leonardo smiled at each other and blew kisses to the auditorium, and the screaming immediately rose another octave.

"Okay, you are very excited." Oprah adjusted her sitting position on the sofa, and asked the audience with a helpless smile, "Have you finished yelling? I know everyone likes to see handsome guys, especially now there are two handsome guys on stage, Short Hair Sarah! Are you guys screaming about this new handsome guy?"

Upon hearing this, Sarah brushed her short blond hair. The action was very handsome, so the screaming escalated again!

After another two seconds, Oprah simply turned directly to Sarah and Leonardo and started the interview: "Sarah, it seems that your new look is very popular... SO, to be able to wear your own at such a young age The story is brought to the big screen, Sarah, you are ahead of half of Hollywood's biggest stars, and I have to say, it took a lot of guts but it was really cool."

"..." Sarah raised her forehead and quickly waved her hands to explain, "Thank you, but I have to explain... The story of the movie is a fiction, it's just a script written by Jason and me, God, it's certainly not my real biography, I But it’s far from enough for that qualification.”

Sarah put on a tense face of trepidation, and Leonardo smiled and patted her on the shoulder to reassure her.

"Well, no matter what you say, the audience and I have our own judgment anyway." Oprah said and looked towards the auditorium. Immediately, several audience members enthusiastically echoed loudly, expressing their belief that this is Sarah's story.

"In fact, I want to tell everyone that Sarah in reality is better than the characters in the movie. Her hard work, intelligence, and of course her beauty are the only ones I have seen in this life..." Leonardo said amidst the booing of the audience , As a result, another wave of screams immediately erupted before the words were finished.

"Wow, I found that the audience at the scene today is extremely enthusiastic." Oprah rubbed her ears, looked at Leonardo and said in surprise, "So you just publicly confessed your love? You went straight to the show at the beginning of the show. Theme? This really surprised me. It’s like getting ready to cross a mountain, only to find that you can easily get to the other side of the mountain in the blink of an eye. The program team has prepared a whole page of lines to describe your relationship. Now It seems that there is no need at all..."

Oprah said that she rolled up a densely packed manuscript paper, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.

But after Oprah threw the ball of paper away, Leonardo spread his hands innocently: "Dear Oprah, you probably misunderstood me, I was halfway through what I said just now..."

"What is it?" Oprah had a bad feeling.

"Sarah is a very charming girl. Her novels and stories made me unconsciously attracted, so I took the initiative to approach Sarah to express my willingness to cooperate..." Leonardo hadn't finished speaking, including Op La and the audience booed in disappointment, but Leonardo continued with the most innocent smile, "So we made this movie... that's all..."

"Yes, that's all!" Sara suppressed a smile and echoed. When Oprah picked up the ball of paper depressedly, she and Leonardo happily high-fived, just like two naughty boys who just finished a prank.

"What else do I need to say? Everyone saw the high-five just now?" Oprah stretched out the ball of paper again, and raised her eyebrows helplessly, "Then I'll follow these tips step by step! First, Let's talk about who first fell in love with whom, Leon, you just said it yourself..."

Amidst the schadenfreude from the audience, Oprah folded her arms and looked at Leonardo: "You were the one who fell in love with Sarah first, right? Do we need to watch the replay?"

"Er...if you want to say that... well, I fell in love with her first." Leonardo scratched his head in embarrassment, and recalled, "Sarah was troubled by the "Age of Love" at that time, then It was the first time she took on an important role, she took it very seriously, but the result was not satisfactory...Anyway, I found her and had a long talk..."

Sarah lowered her head and played with her fingers, letting Leonardo play the role. This is a sensitive topic. When did the preparations for the movie start?Did Sarah drop out of Age of Love because of this movie?With the popularity of movies, this old story has been dug out again by interested people. During the voting session of the awards season, an actor's reputation cannot withstand any turmoil.

In the Best Actress award, as a newcomer, she has a low probability of winning the award, but recently, both the movie and herself are too popular, and it is inevitable that she will be noticed and even guarded against.The faces of certain competitors and the names of her behind-the-scenes promoters could even immediately pop up in Sarah's mind. She knew that in Hollywood, sooner or later she would deal with this big public relations bull, but the collision came so quickly still surprised her, Seriously, she'd be content with just one nomination, but how would she say that to her competitors?People have to believe it!

And Leon didn't actually lie, she did receive Leonardo's invitation after she was picked up by Kevin for a conversation, it's just that the same thing can be expressed in a slightly different way, and it will have a completely different effect in the ears of the listener .Competitors want to make waves through this matter?Sorry, some people are going to be disappointed!

When Leonardo finished speaking, Oprah couldn't help but joked: "So you fell from the sky when Sarah was most lost, like the knight who saved the princess? Soromantic!"

The author has something to say: On the last day of this week, thank you Bawang my baby,

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I also want to give a thumbs up to Janet in this chapter!This girl is awesome!

Give Nick a disdainful face, do you only see the curve of the chest?

Give Leon a thumbs up, the knight who saved the princess!

With the release of the first movie, welcome Sarah to the dark tide of Hollywood!

Thank you guys for your extra points and support, every day is full of surprises!mwah!