[SD] despicable me

I don't know if anyone is still reading the article after so long.

I finished the exam two days ago, and I felt like I was dead.My mother threw away the note paper I wrote memes as trash, and now it is difficult for me to recall the meme I planned at the beginning, whichmeans, the subsequent plot will follow the fate.

I feel that the mood of writing this kind of novel is different from half a year ago. It seems that it is difficult to write a plot with the same style...Recently, I am more inclined to the style of South Park.

I want to dig a new hole. (seek death)

☆、Training 10

Ye Ling suddenly thought of something when he was talking nonsense about seduction to Futian Jizhao.As she spoke, she felt that she was playing a big game of chess, and she couldn't help feeling complacent.That's right, in this way and in that way... the ultimate beneficiary is himself!Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Ah Fu with satisfaction, and felt that the more she looked at it, the more pleasing to the eye...

Finding that Fukuda Ji Zhao had noticed his gaze and began to move away from him quietly, Ye Ling couldn't help but come back to his senses, coughed pretendingly, and said in a low voice: "In short, I already have a plan, but this plan depends on There is no way for the two of us to do it, there must be a trustworthy adult... How about it, do you have a suitable candidate?"

Futian Jizhao couldn't help but looked at Ye Ling suspiciously.Ye Ling tried his best to pretend to be sincere.Fukuda Jizhao was silent for a while, and finally said: "Okay, that... I will pay attention to it. I will give you an answer in two days."

Ye Ling was not very satisfied with this answer, but she did not dare to show displeasure, for fear that Futian Jizhao would regret it.After thinking about it, Ye Ling said happily: "Anyway, let's take a sneak shot of Xian Dao Akira first! Do you know where Xian Dao usually practices?"

Fukuda Ji Zhao was surprised: "You really are the stk of Xiandao! Otherwise, how do you know that he is practicing at this time!"

Is not this nonsensical!The rare lunch break, the sunny weather, and the teenagers adhering to Jump's principle of "friendship, hard work, and victory" are definitely practicing hard while dreaming of future victories.Ye Ling casually used reasons like "I'm a well-known fortune-teller, even the golden-haired uncle there knows the score of junior high school students who play handsome in peaked caps" and hurriedly urged Futian Ji Zhao took her to secretly shoot Xian Daozhang.Walking out of the coffee shop, Ye Ling immediately heard the prompt sound indicating that Futian Jizhao's favorability increased.

Futian Jizhao led Ye Ling to turn left and right, and came to a secluded basketball court in the middle of the street.The two secretly hid behind the green belt in the distance, Ye Ling took out a telescope from his bag (Ah Fu: I also said that you are not stk, you have a telescope! Ye Ling: I used it to observe Tumei), and aimed at I looked at the people who were sweating profusely on the basketball court.That's right, that Lingnan's ball uniform, that broom-like hair, that cynical smile... is Xiandao Akira!

Ye Ling couldn't help becoming nervous.This is the king of popularity who can keep pace with Rukawa Kaede, Xiandao Akira who has the reputation of "marry a man like a broom head if you want to marry"!Ye Ling, who always went wrong every time interacting with important plot characters, immediately made up his mind: "I'll just take a sneak shot here, Ah Fu, go up and hook up with Xiandao!"

It was too late to say it, but Ye Ling put on a resolute expression and stared at Xiandao.Make a haiku:

Ye Ling looked up

her two big nostrils

Locked on Xiandao

Fukuda Ji Zhao was extremely depressed.He secretly pushed Ye Ling and complained: "Hey, it's obviously your bad idea, why did you let me go out to attract attention!"

Ye Ling was as immobile as a mountain: "Do you want the girls in the online chat to notice that Xiandao is standing with the same woman in every photo! Of course, the brotherhood is more touching!"

"No way! I usually don't take the initiative to look for him at all, so he will become suspicious! Anyway, there are many women who harass Xiandao. Seeing you as a nympho, he will definitely not notice something is wrong!"

"Shut up, bastard, besides, I'll upload the photo of you and Xiandao after PS, and then make a title called 'Forbidden love in the team, what should I do in the face of Ah Fu's pursuit of Xiandao'. I swear I will definitely Those who slander you, definitely will!" Ye Ling looked around while threatening Fukuda Ji Zhao.After seeing half of the fallen potato chips from the ground, I was overjoyed. I triumphantly picked up the potato chips and put them in my hands. I was silently chanting Xiandao Fu while pinching them like sushi——

I saw Ye Ling spread out her hand, and a BL photobook appeared in her hand, the cover really had the auspicious omens of Xian Dao Akira and Fukuda...

Pushing and shoving, I don't know when the rhythmic "da da" sound of the basketball hitting the ground on the basketball court has stopped.Futian Jizhao was the first to notice this, and immediately grabbed Ye Ling's arm.Realizing that they seemed to be exposed, the two sneakers were terrified and tried to shrink back into the green belt.

After a while, Xian Daozhang's calm voice sounded on the court: "Hey, those peeping over there, aren't you going to come out?"

……Oops!Discovered by Xiandao!

Big thing is bad!Ye Ling knew that once he went out at this time, Xian Daozhang's favorability would definitely drop.So she stomped on Ah Fu's feet with all her strength, and then used the transformed BL photo to smear Ah Fu's bear face, trying to force Ah Fu to sacrifice himself.

Under Ye Ling's persecution, Futian Jizhao's eyes filled with tears unknowingly.He felt extremely wronged, why did he encounter so many unlucky things today!He was about to stand up with his eyes closed and his heart closed, when suddenly there was movement from another green belt beside him.

"I'm really sorry, Senior Xiandao!"

That's... oh my god, unbelievable!That was Hikoichi Aida!Has he still not changed his habit of secretly observing others in order to gather intelligence?I saw Aida Yanichi stood up very consciously, bowed violently with a panicked face, and then packed up his things and ran away in a panic without waiting for Akira Sendo to say anything.

Is he a backer?Both Ye Ling and Futian Jizhao were stunned.After a while, the sound of Akira Sendo playing ball sounded again, and the two men started pushing and shoving again.

In the end, Fukuda Ji Zhao reluctantly agreed to Ye Ling and was going to go out to attract Xian Dao Akira's attention.With the sound effect of Futian Jizhao's favorability falling, he sneaked around the green belt while Xiandao didn't notice, and then pretended to have just walked over, barely saying hello to Xiandao.Ye Ling clicked and took a lot of photos immediately.

Ah Fu couldn't hold it anymore.He seemed to have a stiff expression, said a few farewell words, and left.Taking advantage of Xiandao's turning back to continue playing, Fukuda Jizhao secretly exchanged glances with Ye Ling who was behind the green belt.Ye Ling quietly sent him a text message: "I will continue to watch, you should find a suitable adult first" and patiently waited for Xiandao to finish playing.

After waiting for a long time, Xian Daozhang was finally ready to leave.Ye Ling followed along on tiptoe.Originally thought that Xian Daozhang would go home directly, but he didn't expect him to turn around and turn into a convenience store.

Ye Ling immediately followed in, secretly hiding behind the shelf to peek.It seems that Xiandao is preparing to solve the problem of hunger after exercise.He bought several flavors of bread like an ordinary sports boy.Then, he walked aside with ease, and took a bottle of vodka.

What! ?what happened?Could it be that Xiandao Akira is a super tough guy beyond his appearance?According to this urgency, even the most bad Tetsuo in the book is slightly inferior!Ye Ling was very shocked.She continued to follow Xian Daozhang quietly, and found that he also... bought a pack of dog food.

Ye Ling's eyes suddenly brightened.Maybe... I can take a picture of the back of Xiandao feeding the dog!Thinking of this, she excitedly followed Xiandao out of the convenience store and followed him all the way to the corner of the street.From a distance, Xiandao squatted down at a corner, tore open the bag of dog food, and then seemed to make a gesture of pouring the dog food on the road.

Ye Ling was extremely excited, but the wall blocked Xiandao's movements.In order to take a better photo, Ye Ling hesitated for a few seconds, then pretended to be nonchalant, clutched his phone and walked towards Xiandao gradually.

Three meters, two meters... It's coming!It's too late to say it!Ye Ling quietly walked around behind Xiandao, suddenly raised his mobile phone, and was about to press the camera button when he suddenly froze.

Xian Daozhang didn't realize that Ye Ling was standing behind him at all.He poured the dog food on the ground with a smile on his face, and said softly, "Eat, I'm almost going home too."

What was in front of him was not a dog.It was an old man in old brown clothes, sunglasses, and a beard.That's Hasegawa Taizo!That's Taizo Hasegawa ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahA man with no merit, referred to as MADAO.Why is he here!

Ye Ling was stunned.She watched Xiandao take out the vodka she bought, and threw it beside Hasegawa Taizo.That demeanor and posture... just like the grown-up Kitaoji O〇郎!terrible!Could it be that he has been feeding this MADAO?

Ye Ling no longer knew how to complain about this game.At this moment, Xian Daozhang suddenly turned around and met Ye Ling's eyes.Ye Ling was startled, and broke out in a cold sweat from nervousness.She took a few deep breaths, pretended to force a smile, and asked like a Japanese housewife gossiping: "Ah, what a handsome dog, is it your classmate's dog?"

Strangely, Xian Dao Akira didn't notice anything strange at all.With his usual handsome smile, he said, "Ah, it's not... this is a stray dog ​​I met last week, and I feed him every day seeing how pitiful it looks. I checked it online, and it seems to be A dog called MADAO is said to be a rare breed, so it might be a bit expensive."

Oops!Hasegawa... was completely bred!Moreover, it is also called that the variety is rare, useless uncles who are obviously unemployed and separated from their wives are everywhere, and throwing a bottle of vodka can hit two or three... Ye Ling couldn't help but turn black, trying to restrain the urge to complain, Said: "Hey... so pitiful, has no one adopted it?"

Xiandao was taken aback, and said: "It seems that there is no..."

Ye Ling couldn't help turning his eyes to Taizo Hasegawa.I saw that he was also staring at her, Ye Ling, who imitated the barking of a dog and barked twice... It's so tragic!Once Ye Ling came into contact with Hasegawa's gaze hidden behind the sunglasses, he froze completely, unable to look away at all.There seems to be an endless black vortex behind the sunglasses... This is the resentment of countless unemployed uncles, the black air is almost swallowing Ye Ling...

At this moment, an option suddenly appeared in front of Ye Ling:

[Are you sure to adopt the unemployed single MADAO as a pet?yes.no. 】

...Does she, Ye Ling, have a choice?

The author has something to say: I was urged to update.So in the face of my trying to get rid of the entanglement of the bed and update the chapter, you can leave a message.Looking at the author talking to himself all the time here, wouldn't there be a feeling like "ah, there is a gorilla that no one cares about, so pitiful"! ?

In addition, if you are smart, you must have already guessed why Ye Ling needs an adult...

Also, I don’t know why there is an option to cast mines under Wang Wang’s dirty articles, (maybe it’s just a short-lived bug) I can testify to the sky, I really didn’t find an editor to ask to enter V, I’m an innocent orangutan!

Emphasize once again: Everyone, don't throw mines at me!I don’t know how to get it out after giving me money (because I’m an orangutan), please! (Actually, I am not that popular, I am just an orangutan)

☆、Training 11

Up to now, Ye Ling has no choice.Reluctantly, she selects yes, and hears a cheerful beep.The system prompts that she has obtained the ownership of the unemployed uncle.

So Ye Ling made a haha ​​in front of Xian Daozhang, saying that he wanted to adopt this MADAO.Although Xian Daozhang was fine on the surface, there was still a hint of suspicion in his eyes.But even so, the good boy Xian Daozhang was very considerate and offered to help take care of him. It seemed that he didn't suspect that Ye Ling was one of the terrible STKs who took the opportunity to get close to him.

Although it was an opportunity to gain favor, Ye Ling still feebly rejected his offer... How could he be allowed to continue raising MADAO!One day he will find something is wrong!Someday... will it?

In short, Ye Ling dealt with Xiandao weakly, and then pulled Hasegawa Taizo back home by his collar.Sendo Akira also said that MADAO looked at him with the wet eyes of an abandoned cat, but Ye Ling didn't see anything through the sunglasses... In short, she felt that everything was very wrong, so she locked Hasegawa Taizo at home and went back to the house. After dumping half a pack of dog food from Xiandao to him (Ye Ling didn't care about buying other food, let alone caring about the moral value he lost because of tail|xing and secretly taking pictures of Xiandao), he ran back immediately Shonhoku Campus.

She didn't go back to class, but went straight to the school infirmary.We also saw Tumei on the road.Tumei still didn't seem to get out of the shadow of being humiliated in front of Rukawa Feng, wandering around the school road like a walking dead.But who is she, Ye Ling?With her rich experience in hiding monsters in games, she quickly sneaked past.

When he arrived at the school doctor's room, Ye Ling pushed open the door and saw the school doctor manicuring her nails... Isn't she an uncle?Thinking like this, Ye Ling was surprised, but he still didn't forget what he was here for.So Ye Ling asked straightforwardly: "What's the matter with that MADAO?"

I don't know if it was Ye Ling's illusion, but she seemed to see a strange smile flashing across the school doctor's face.

Then the school doctor pretended to be innocent and said: "Ah, just like Yamazaki Tei in the last game, this is a hidden easter egg, I didn't expect it to be discovered by you, you are amazing! Cough cough, let's talk about this nail, you What color should I paint? Peach red seems too conspicuous, doesn’t it? Too bright, doesn’t it? It looks like… well, it’s a bit too hard, isn’t it? Isn’t it…”

Seeing the school doctor trying hard to put on a show, Ye Ling was not angry at all.For her, this trip has a more important purpose... So Ye Ling pretended not to care, with his hands behind his back, whistled, and secretly glanced at the school doctor, and then immediately looked away, as if he felt that he hadn't been exposed at all. The way she was thinking... After a while, she deliberately looked at the sky outside and said, "That...you should also think about it for the NPC, at least it has become intelligent... By the way, is MADAO considered a black household now? Ahhh, I am referring to the kind of people who have no past and future and do not enjoy the preferential policies of Guo Jia."

The school doctor remained silent for a long time.

Ye Ling swallowed and waited nervously.

After a while, the school doctor pretended to be just hearing it, and asked, "What?"

Ye Ling had no choice but to repeat the question aside.Then the school doctor pretended to say: "Oh...he seems to be a black household..."

"Ah...then, that..." Ye Ling coughed intentionally, and said, "This is not good, in my opinion, should we consider his mood...to open an account...or something?"

The school doctor stared at Ye Ling with a half-smile.Ye Ling couldn't help taking a few steps back, looking around, and whistled, peeking at the school doctor from time to time, and then quickly turned his head when he met his gaze, just like the little girl in a girl manga who couldn't help but look around The male protagonist's hormones are full of adolescence and restlessness.

……

"What is this! Why are you kidding me!" Ye Ling, who came out of the school doctor's room, stepped on the ground angrily.She originally thought that as long as MADAO has an account, she can let MADAO receive her [-] million yen bonus... But the school doctor pretended to be embarrassed and told her that it would take a lot of time to fix this BUG.If you don't want the bug to affect you, it's better to clear the level quickly...

This was obviously done on purpose by the school doctor, it seems that Ye Ling will be poor again for a while.

The next day Ye Ling returned to class very unhappy.She has already skipped a lot of classes, but she doesn't care, as long as she drives late before the exam and passes the exam.She even forgot that waking up Rukawa Kaede who was sitting in the back would get a knowing blow from the Friendship Breaking Fist, and sat down heavily on the seat angrily.

The class started, but Ye Ling was totally indifferent to study.She sat in her seat and thought about life, thinking a lot.That [-] million is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.If you don't have money, how can you help Ah Fu to pick up girls? Even if you can support MADAO is a problem... How much money is necessary!

Ye Ling thought for a long time.She suddenly remembered that she had completed the novice task of getting the contact information of the slam dunk before, and she hadn't even received the reward yet.Her eyes lit up immediately, she opened the task list, and checked the task rewards.

[Rewards for novice missions: Keep the moral value above 50 within a week of receiving the rewards. 】

This is really a tasteless ability.She, Ye Ling, doesn't intend to kill and set fire to bully men and women within a week...Ye Ling found out that her moral value had become single digits, thought about it, and decided to verify this reward.

After receiving the reward, she looked around and found that no one was paying attention to her, so she immediately pulled out the BL book of Immortal Dao Afu transformed from the previous chapter from her bag, and quickly stuffed it into the desk of Xiongji who was smiling silly beside her.

She looked around again, and after making sure that no one saw her bad behavior, she secretly showed a complacent smile, and planned to report Xiongji to try.

After reaching into the bag for a long time, Ye Ling suddenly froze.Then, her face suddenly turned livid.

Oops!The phone is gone!

Ye Ling remained dumbfounded for a long time.The English teacher who was in class noticed her, frowning and looking in her direction frequently.After a while, seeing Ye Lingyi's motionless appearance, the English teacher actually asked her to go to the blackboard to do problems.Ye Ling drew a huge mobile phone on the blackboard like a wandering soul, and then walked back to his seat expressionlessly.The English teacher was very angry and ordered Ye Ling to stand in the corridor as punishment.

With a blank mind, Ye Ling walked outside the door and stood up.Her mood is very complicated.The last impression was that she took out her mobile phone and tried to secretly take a picture of the back of Xiandao Akira feeding the dog, but she was dumbfounded when she saw that Xiandao Akira was feeding MADAO... It seems that she didn't have any impression of using a mobile phone after that... Could it be pull over there! ?

Too bad, if Akira Xiandao finds it...the photos secretly taken on the phone may be discovered...

Ye Ling's face became paler and paler.Is there any way to make up for this mistake... She thought about it for a long time, and suddenly her eyes lit up.

"Arnold..." The English teacher was talking on the podium, when suddenly a weak voice came from the door.He turned his head and saw that the little girl whom he punished to stand just now was raising her hand as if she was asking a question in class, looking at him with a flattering expression.

The English teacher couldn't help frowning.He remembered that this student seemed to be called Chiba Rei.I don't know how her grades are at the beginning of school. Although she looks good, her gestures always give people a listless look, just like "I don't care about my mother", and her eyes wander all day long. What to think...but drawing a phone on a chalkboard is too much!

Even so, the English teacher decided to give her a chance.So the English teacher coughed twice and asked, "What's going on?"

Ye Ling smiled obsequiously and said, "Well... I'm sorry, I was distracted just now... But it was actually because I accidentally saw Xiongji secretly reading pornographic books in class, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone... … May I borrow the teacher’s mobile phone to call the police?”

The English teacher's face suddenly darkened.He took out his mobile phone without asking any further questions, and handed it to Ye Ling after hesitating.Xiongji laughed twice as if he was helpless after being discovered.

Ye Ling took the phone without saying a word, and dialed the alarm number.

The police still arrived quickly.After a thorough search of Xiongji's desk, the police only found the Xiandao Afu BL book that Ye Ling secretly stuffed in, but that was enough.Xiongji quickly uttered the classic line "It's really a wonderful reasoning, Chiba-san. But you may not have realized that I am just a victim of being played by a little yellow book. Ah, I said Is it wrong? It's the BL book... Huh? The BL book?" Then he was taken away by the police including the books.

And Ye Ling, who framed Xiongji, sat back in his original seat with the consent of the English teacher.It stands to reason that framing Xiongji who is not actually reading pornography, Ye Ling's moral value should drop crazily.But until now she hadn't heard the chime of moral decline.Ye Ling nervously opened the moral value panel...

No more, no less, exactly 50.

The moral value of fifty is not much, but at least it can make people think that this is a good person.Ye Ling felt that this moral value was her only life-saving straw... So she went home immediately after school, turned on the computer, and frantically sent emails to contact Ah Fu.

Fukuda Ji Zhao quickly replied to her.It seems that Ah Fu often goes online to guard the girls of netizens.After seeing the ins and outs of what Ye Ling said, he immediately panicked and sent several messages in succession.Ye Ling, who was also guilty, had no choice but to comfort Ah Fu, and asked him very anxiously about the possible whereabouts of Xiandao.

Under the pressure of the exposure, Ah Fu quickly sent a reply.After Ye Ling read the reply, he planned to go back to the corner of the street where he fed MADAO at noon to try his luck.

The author has something to say: It’s great that someone left me a message, I feel encouraged w

Tumei will not appear for the time being.She hasn't come out of the stimulation of stamen and pistil yet.

Guess if Xiandao saw the sneak photo?

Forecast: In the future, there will be a MADAO strengthening chapter, and I will talk about the growth record of MADAO.

☆、Training 12

Before Ye Ling was ready to go out to try his luck, the phone at home suddenly rang.Ye Ling picked up the phone, and suddenly heard a somewhat sinister voice coming from the phone.

"Hey, Chiba Rei, right?"

Ye Ling was taken aback for a moment.

"Heh heh heh, your phone is in my hand now."

Ye Ling was suddenly stunned.How is this going?This is exactly the plot of kidnapping!But she really doesn't have any money in her hand!

So Ye Ling pretended to be calm and asked: "Who are you? How much do you want?"

"I didn't ask for your money." The other party sounded a little annoyed. "I've seen what's in your phone. If you don't want to be stabbed out, you can go to the police station and surrender for any reason."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Ye Ling said cleanly, "You are Tumei wearing a bowknot voice changer, right?"

The other party was shocked: "How do you know!?"

"..."

Three or ten minutes later, under the surveillance of Tumei, Ye Ling entered the police station with a dark face and sat on a chair in the interrogation room.

"What crime did you commit?" the bald policeman sitting across from him opened his notebook and asked.

"..." Ye Ling turned his head expressionlessly, staring at the corner of the wall silently, as if he didn't want to answer this question at all.

"Hey, why on earth are you surrendering yourself! You arrogant guy! Don't think that the police station is your home, you can come and go whenever you want, you bastard!"

Under pressure from the bald policeman, Ye Ling turned his head back.She was still in a very upset mood, staring at the police uncle's bald head for a long time, but couldn't think of what to say.

She was wronged.

Seeing Ye Ling's hesitant look, the police uncle suddenly sighed, and then took out a large bowl of pork chop rice from nowhere...it was still steaming hot...

Although it is said that interrogation prisoners must have a bowl of pork chop rice, and after eating, the prisoners must confess their crimes with tears and snot in their noses, but this is the first time Ye Ling has experienced this custom.So Ye Ling rolled his eyes, and decided that he would not eat the free pork chop rice for nothing, and would talk nonsense about some reasons after eating.

Ye Ling pretended to be hesitant, and slowly reached out to pick up the chopsticks.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the uncle, thinking she hadn't noticed, secretly smiled and made a gesture of understanding.So Ye Ling deliberately pretended to be empty-handed, and said with erratic eyes: "You are quite old, and you probably have many opportunities to deal with criminals, but I didn't expect you to take care of each other like this... no matter how vicious it is. All criminals will be touched by you."

The police uncle touched his bald forehead, and he couldn't restrain his pride: "Ah...it's okay. Uncle, I am in my 50s, and I will retire in a few years. In this bureau, when it comes to interrogation Based on experience, if I take the second place, no one would dare to take the first place, hehe..."

Here's your chance!Ye Ling imitated Hannibal's appearance and pretended to be deep.She raised her face, and the strange look in her eyes made the police uncle startled.

"I will confess. But before that, please tell me something else. When you first became a policeman, you had a sense of justice and a sense of mission to punish evil and promote good, and you were full of energy. You hoped to become a police officer soon Superintendent, Superintendent of Police, and even fantasized about taking the position of Superintendent of Police, so as to fight crime and give the people real justice. But more often than not, you actually hope to stand out and gain more power.”

"That's right, you are the oldest and most experienced person in the bureau, but you are about to retire and you still do this kind of work of interrogating prisoners. Why is that? I saw it, it was a brat about 30 years old, why? Why are you willing to listen to that brat? You should have a higher status and be respected by that brat." Ye Ling slowly inserted his chopsticks into the rice, and asked with a blank expression and a very fast speaking speed.

It took the police uncle a long time to react.He looked towards the corner in embarrassment, with a forced smile: "Little girl, don't talk nonsense, Mr. Sakurai is one of the most capable policemen in the bureau. I heard that he will be promoted to the first class soon ..."

"Officer, let me boldly guess..." Ye Ling interrupted the police uncle, and said quickly and steadily, "You may have married when you were young, and your wife and father-in-law think you are a young man with a bright future. Person: As a criminal policeman, full of vigor and drive, the goal is the top of the police system. But year after year, you still can't be promoted. Maybe you didn't seize the opportunity, maybe your competitors secretly framed you, maybe the entangled bureaucracy colluded You have nowhere to intervene, maybe the day-to-day work has drained your enthusiasm and fighting spirit... You start to become content with the status quo, wanting to spend your whole life in a daze. Your wife—even your children, Began to be dissatisfied with your status quo, thinking that you have given in and changed. At the same time, you are no longer a young man in your 20s, but seeing that the juniors who entered the game later than you have already ascended to high-level positions and become Your superiors and people around you even began to doubt your ability. You must be feeling uncomfortable, right? This means that you not only bear the pressure from your family, but you will also be looked down upon when you work in the bureau. At the same time, you are also suffering from self-importance. Disgust...what the hell is it, what made you, who was originally so good, degenerate into this state."

The police uncle's smile became even stiffer.He couldn't even mobilize his facial muscles to make a smile anymore.The police uncle said weakly: "This... this is really too personal..."

"Are you losing to the monster called reality, or to the beast within yourself? Every morning, when you open your eyes, you start thinking about it. Getting out of bed is so hard. Faced with his wife and children trying to hide his disappointment, he had to pretend not to notice the comments and blank stares of the people around him when he returned to the police station. Only when facing criminals, can you stand up for yourself because of your skilled interrogation skills. Proud...but the truth is, your interrogation skills are abysmal too, the only reason a criminal can tell the truth...just because of the law that you have to cry and confess after eating a pork chop meal. You must have noticed this lately too , but you are still unwilling to admit it. Faced with all the unsatisfactory things in your life, you try to cover up the past, it must be because of past experiences. What are you hiding? What are you unwilling to admit? "

"Well, let me tell you! I admit it!" The police uncle's face completely collapsed.He even started to sob, which eventually turned into howling.

He yelled hoarsely: "My daughter, Ariko, hasn't given me a Father's Day gift since she was 12! And she doesn't want to wash her clothes with mine anymore! The last time I accidentally heard When she said, 'Daddy's clothes smell so disgusting'! Uhhhhhhhh..."

"...Wow." Ye Ling looked at the weeping police uncle, and was stunned for a moment, "Ah, that... I probably came here for the same reason..."

In short, Ye Ling finally finished eating the pork chop rice, pretended to shed a few tears, and changed the subject by saying that he felt guilty for not being filial to his mother.The police uncle also shed a lot of tears with Ye Ling, and said that the vicious police uncles are actually glass dolls who practiced and retired in advance.

Finally, Ye Ling exchanged contact information with the police uncle.The uncle even gave Ye Ling a pork chop rice discount card.By the time she came out of the police station with a full belch, it was already dark.

As soon as he left the gate of the police station, Ye Ling saw Tumei standing guard at the corner of the street.Due to the successful revenge, Tumei's favorability towards Ye Ling seems to have risen a bit.But she still looked resentful.

Ye Ling sighed, walked to the corner of the street, and turned on the gift-giving mode.She took out the pork chop rice discount card given by her uncle and handed it to Tumei, saying, "I'm tired of eating rabbit bento every day. Let's have a pork chop rice for a change every now and then."

Tumei was taken aback, with a disgusted expression on her face, but she still took the discount card and said, "Okay. It's your apology."

The beauty of the system prompt map has increased by 5 points.Using this method to gain her favor is almost as easy as gaining favor with Kosakata〇香.With an idea, Ye Ling said, "Give me back your phone now, and I'll give you Rukawa Feng's email address."

Tumei's eyes suddenly brightened.

In the end, Ye Ling took the phone back and gave Tumei Ruchuanfeng's email address as promised.Tumei's favorability for her has also increased from a negative value to 0.

On the way home, Ye Ling bought a box of convenience store bento and some snacks.After returning home, she opened the door and saw Taizo Hasegawa waiting for her at a glance.

She has no time to take care of the MADAO she picked up.Ye Ling couldn't help but feel guilty when he saw that part of the dog food was actually eaten.She immediately handed the bento and drink to Taizo Hasegawa, then watched him gobble it up and sighed.

No matter what, you still have to get the money.Otherwise, not to mention raising MADAO, even I will be hungry.

After Hasegawa Taisan wolfed down his food, Ye Ling sighed, took out the potato chips he bought from his bag, and tore open the bag.

Relying on the fact that his moral value will not be lost, Ye Ling turned all the potato chips into pornographic books in one go, and there are dozens of them.

Then she stared at Hasegawa Taizo with gentle eyes, and said: "Look, you have been here for a long time, and you probably know the situation at home... so you don't want to be free. Because you are a black household I can’t get a part-time job, so I’ve thought of another way for you to make money quickly, so that you can make a lot of money in silence... Here is a stack of pornographic books, you can take them out and sell them secretly tomorrow. Key customers cannot be obtained through normal channels Minors who read pornographic books, monks who buy pornographic books and will be watched, and everyone named Nanjiro."

[System prompt: Unemployed single uncle's favorability towards you is -10.