Yitian Tongren: White Moonlight

"Yang Xiao!!!!"

"Yang Zuoshi!!!"

How many times was this woken up by the screams of Wei Yixiao, Zhou Dian and others?

Yang Xiao couldn't remember.

So get used to it.

He hugged Fang Xiangjun's waist and stretched his head to rub against her neck, wanting to sleep a little longer.

Fang Xiangjun was also woken up by those voices, and he pushed his husband's head helplessly: "Get up and have a look~"

"What are you looking at? These old guys are too small~ I don't care about it!"

"If Xiner has done it this time, I have to teach her a lesson. You dote on her too much!"

"Daughter~ If you don't pamper and raise her, do you want to raise her like Huan'er? We can't bear to be parents~"

Fang Xiangjun patted his groping hands away, got up to wash up briefly, opened the door to have a look, and almost killed her laughing.

Wei Yixiao didn't know that the blue cloth coat that had been wrapped for decades was cut into strands and hung on his body, and the beard on his chin had also turned into stubble.

Zhou Dian's face was pitch black, only two eyes were left to move around, and if he looked carefully, he could find that the red color made with cinnabar painted a bastard on his black face.

He couldn't help chanting scriptures without raising his palms. Mr. Fang Xiang was wondering why he came to join in the fun?It was only when he glanced away that he saw that his eyebrows were missing, and now there are two thick black ones above the eyes, which were drawn with black charcoal.

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha ~" Fang Xiangjun finally couldn't help laughing out loud, lamenting his daughter's overflowing talents.

"Mrs. Zuo Shi, please come out and tell me." Unable to suppress his anger, he bowed to a certain lady who couldn't stop laughing.

Fang Xiangjun rubbed his sore cheeks from a smile, and while agreeing, invited the three of them into the flower hall.

"Yang Xiao~ Get up quickly!" Walking to the bed, pinching her husband's nose and covering his mouth with his hands, Fang Xiangjun learned this way of waking up from Yang Xiao.

Yang Xiao opened his eyes and said, "My name is Xianggong~" he tilted his head, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

"Master? If you don't get up and bring your daughter back and beat us up, we will be kicked out of Guangmingding! Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Fang!" Fang Xiangjun patted his face and then threw his underwear Throw it on his head.

Only then did Yang Xiao put on his clothes and stood up reluctantly, "What did Xiner do to them again? Did she put a toe on their bed? Or hid the clean clothes while they were taking a bath?"

Fang Xiangjun shook his head and sighed softly: "Upgraded~ Our daughter is more capable now~ Go out and see for yourself, she's in the flower hall. I don't have the face to go out~"

Yang Xiao walked into the flower hall and saw the miserable appearance of the three of them, he didn't say anything, just like his wife, he started laughing, until he burst into tears, Wei Yixiao stopped him.

"Yang Xiao!!! You're still laughing! Do you two have any conscience? We were the ones who took care of Xiner since she was a child, right? Forget it if you don’t bring it all to us! It’s three years if you go away!! You don’t care if Xiner is so naughty!!!” Wei Yixiao became more and more angry, holding the empty porcelain cup in his hand (yes, Mr. Xiang didn't pour tea for them) and threw it on the table, walked in front of Yang Xiao and began to count again: "You do the math yourself, can you count the messy animals that Xiner stuffed into my bed? Put them into my firewood pile The Tibetan firecracker battle is not once or twice, is it? How many of Monk Peng’s wooden fish were secretly taken by her to play with and lost? Alas, alas, these are old accounts from the past and we will not turn them over! You must give us a piece of paper on today’s matter explain!!"

Yang Xiao pinched his eyebrows in some embarrassment, and suggested: "Why don't we ask the leader to break it off?"

"Bah!" Zhou Dian, who had held back for a long time, spit on the ground and walked up to Yang Xiao: "After the leader Zhang went to Mongolia with the little princess, he passed the leader's token to Huan'er, and let him officially Taking over Mingjiao, even if he is the acting leader now, isn’t he still from your Yang family?!! Just like he dotes on Xin’er, I’ll go to him?!! I’ll go to Qishou! Let me tell you about Yang Xiao, We are only looking for you in this matter today! Do you know the fault of not raising a godfather?!!"

"Then... I'll catch Xin'er and beat her up? The kind that won't come out in ten days?"

"Amitabha~Yang Xiao, you don't want to hit so hard," said Can't open his mouth to explain, "Xin'er was brought up by us, so we couldn't bear to let her be beaten~ It's just that she is too mischievous now, we have to let her restrain herself~Female The children are spread like crazy, how can we talk about matchmaking in the future?"

"I can't say, I didn't expect you, a monk, to know how to talk about marriage~" Zhou Dian called out his teammates.

"Are you stupid!" Wei Yixiao slapped him on the back of the head, "We are now united in resisting Yang Xiao, what can you do with a smile?!"

Zhou Dian covered his head and ran all over the hall, Wei Yixiao followed closely, looked at them a few times, and flung his sleeves to go home.Yang Xiao sat on the sidelines and poured tea and drank tea by himself, thinking that even if the two of them trampled to death the ants on the ground of their house, they would have to beat them back.

Fang Xiangjun knew that Xin'er would hide at his brother's place every time he got into trouble, so he took the cane to look for him, and when he saw someone, he yelled angrily: "Kneel down!"

Yang Xin was happily eating the roast leg of lamb brought back by his brother from the foot of the mountain, when he heard his mother's angry voice, choked and slapped her thigh.

Yang Huan quickly fetched water for his sister to deliver the meat in her throat, and patted her on the back to help her swallow, "Mom, what's wrong?"

"Ask yourself what good deed she has done!" Fang Xiangjun slapped the rattan cane, and beckoned impatiently for Yang Xin to come over on his knees.

Yang Huan stretched out his hand to stop him, then turned his head and asked, "Xin'er, you pulled out the beard of the weirdo again while he was asleep?"

Yang Xin pursed her mouth and nodded, then shook her head and struggled desperately: "I didn't pull it out this time, I cut it with scissors, and left him a stubble~"

Fang Xiangjun walked over, bent down, took his daughter's hand and hit her with the cane twice, "That should be hit too! In the past, when you were naughty, it was because your father and brother stopped you. Now you are eight years old, and you are still so crazy like a witch." Look, how can I kiss you if my mother doesn't change it for you?!"

"Mother~ Xiner is still young~" Yang Huan really favored his sister again.

"Don't you look at what stupid things she has done in the past few years! Huan'er, get out of the way, I won't be named Fang if I don't beat her long memory today!" Fang Xiangjun pushed his son away, "Get away! "

Yang Xin took advantage of the gap and ran away. As soon as she ran to the door, she saw her dear mother turn over and fly over and grab her by the back of the collar.

"Mother~mother~Xiangjun~forgive me~I was wrong~"

"It's late." Fang Xiangjun sneered, put his daughter on his lap and began to spank her ass.

Yang Huan could see that his mother was really angry, so he obediently stood aside and persuaded: "Xin'er, bear with me~ Mother will calm down~ Mother, Xiner knows she's wrong, don't worry about it. I hurt my hand~”

"Such a stubborn temper, I don't know who to follow!" Mr. Xiang shook his hand that was numb from the cane, let her daughter kneel down, and asked with a calm face: "I ask you, do you blame Uncle Zhou? Did they bring it up?"

"Yes~"

"Which is the greatest kindness in life and nourishment?"

Yang Xin touched his numb and painful buttocks, and answered with a cry: "Tongda..."

"Then why do you want to trick them like this? You even painted uncle Zhou's face, who taught you? There is no seniority or inferiority at all!" The three people who were wronged by the door before thought it was funny, but now they thought it was their own family. The "good thing" done by the girl feels too uneducated, so she should be taught a lesson.

"Pfft—" Yang Huan imagined Zhou Dian's bastard painted on his face, and burst out laughing.

Fang Xiangjun waved his hand, and the cane fell on his son's buttocks again, "You kneel down too!"

After the two children knelt down in front of him together, Fang Xiangjun said again: "Elder brother is like a father, Huan'er, you really did a good job—love your sister as much as your father~"

Yang Huan touched his head with a smile: "Hey hey~ mother~ it should be~"

Fang Xiangjun moved his right hand, and hit his silly son with a cane again, "Am I praising you?"

Yang Huan lowered his head resentfully.

"The dignified acting leader, my younger sister can't discipline well, how can I make the Mingjiao people obey you in the future?" Jun Xiang turned his head and threatened his daughter: "From today onwards, if you continue to cause trouble everywhere like a tomboy and be sued by others, I'll go to the foot of the mountain to find a farmer's family, and make a marriage for you, so that you can learn how to be a girl early on!"

"Mom~ I'm your own daughter? Why do you just make an appointment with your daughter?" Yang Xin asked his brother what an engagement is, and he replied that engagement means choosing a husband and son-in-law. Once engaged, you can no longer run around the mountains , let alone go home to see their parents and relatives.

My elder brother has always loved me the most, Yang Xin never thought that my elder brother would lie to me, so I foolishly believed it.Now that I heard that my mother used this matter to force me not to cause trouble, I was so frightened that the little chicken nodded like pecking rice: "Mother~ I was wrong~ Xiner will never dare again~ Xiner will apologize to the uncles~"

Fang Xiangjun also had a headache for a while.Her daughter is good at everything, but loves to be crazy. After being crazy, she is trained to admit her mistakes and admits her mistakes, but in the end she causes a lot of troubles. There is really nothing to do with her.Although she was frightened by the matter of getting married, she was still afraid that her husband's family would come and leave within two days after marrying her daughter, which is really embarrassing!

Hey, when will this witch stop...

During the evening break, Fang Xiangjun shared this concern with her husband. Yang Xiao put his left ear in and out of his right ear, turned over and put his wife under him, groped for a while, untied the extra clothes and threw them at the foot of the bed.

Xiang Jun was so angry that he patted his bare back, and Yang Xiao grabbed him with his backhand, which was affectionate.

"Yang Xiao, you do this every time I tell you something serious, don't allow it next time!" Fang Xiangjun pulled the quilt to cover his exposed shoulders.

Yang Xiao was still panting heavily, pulled the woman into his arms and kissed again and again, "Got it~ listen to you~"

He said this on his lips, but he asked proudly in his heart: You said that a long time ago... Don't you still submit to the might of my Yang Zuoshi now?

"Xin'er is so stubborn, you father can't get used to it anymore!"

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you~" Yang Xiao played with Xiang Jun's long hair, and reached out to pinch the slightly growing fat around her waist.

Mr. Xiang dislikes him pinching his waist the most.Since marrying him, eating and drinking all day long without worrying about no one to take care of the baby, the flesh on this waist has thickened several times. "Don't touch me! Be careful I'll beat you!"

"Oh~ don't~ good Mr. Xiang, it's not that you don't know that I'm not your opponent, be merciful, be merciful~" Yang Xiao buried his head between his daughter-in-law's neck, and said in a muffled voice: "Xiner, she is so naughty and arrogant. I'm not used to it alone~ Isn't she already like this when we come back from a trip? It's not the fault of Wei Yixiao and the others~ She's only eight years old, so don't worry too much!"

Mr. Xiang turned around and nestled in her husband's arms, and retorted earnestly: "You are all so used to her, you are so used to forgetting your dignity, I don't want my daughter to grow up to become a cold-blooded and ruthless witch~ "

"How can it be? Xin'er has her own measure~ Besides, Miejue Shitai can marry off, so are you afraid that we Xin'er will not be wanted?"

Xiang Jun was angry and funny, pushed away his hands that were groping on his body, and fell asleep on the other side angrily.

Yang Xin's guarantee this time has been in place for a long time, at least he has practiced seriously.

Mr. Fang Xiang was very pleased.

Every time I see my son practicing with his daughter, I feel refreshed. This is just like her Fang Xiangjun’s child~

"Yang Zuoshi~"

"Yang Zuo envoy!"

This is the first time that Wei Yixiao, Zhou Dian and others have come to the study to bother him?

Yang Xiao couldn't remember.

He didn't even bother to count.

A few people came in uninvited, and asked in a crackling voice: "When did you get anxious about the marriage of Hierarch Yang? Now you are in your twenties, and you don't rush to rush?!! The matchmakers who came down the mountain were all taken care of by you! The house witch has been beaten away!"

Yang Xiao rubbed his head and felt a little depressed. Ever since Yang Huan took over the Mingjiao, he used the excuse of a lot of affairs in the church to avoid the forced marriage of Mr. Xiang.Then Yang Xin was crazy on her own, every time the matchmaker came down from the mountain to propose marriage to Yang Huan, she would beat him with black nose and swollen face without saying a word.

"Let me go and ask~" Yang Xiao sighed softly, went out and went back to the main house to find his wife.

As soon as she stepped into the hall, she saw Xin'er being punished by her mother to kneel, her little face was tense, obviously she did not admit her mistake.

Yang Xiao smiled and walked in front of Mr. Xiang, "Mr. Xiang~ what's the matter?"

Fang Xiangjun hated the house and Wu, and showed his husband angrily: "Your daughter has done good things! Do you want me to tell you one by one?"

"This..." Yang Xiao turned to look at his daughter who was kneeling below, then apologized to his wife and said with a smile: "But you drove away the matchmaker again? This girl, just marry her!"

"You put it lightly, but you are the devil's daughter, no one dares to marry you!" Xiang Jun took a sip of cold tea to dispel the fire, thinking that he shouldn't have believed Yang Xiao's nonsense a few years ago.

"Mother~" Yang Huan hurried over and knelt on the ground with his younger sister, "Mother~ Xiner made you angry again?"

Looking at Yang Huan, who was in his twenties and hadn't married a wife yet, Fang Xiangjun became even more angry, "What are you doing here? Did I never say that you should not enter the gate of my house without bringing girls with you? Get out!"

"Mother, my surname is Yang Minghuan, why am I not from your family?"

"My family doesn't have someone in your twenties who can't marry a wife!!"

"Have!"

Fang Xiangjun was stunned.

Yang Huan looked up at his father cautiously, and said softly, "My father..."

Fang Xiangjun was so choked up that he had nothing to say, so he had to concentrate his fire on his daughter: "You know that your brother is doing everything possible to hide from the matchmaker I arranged, but instead of taking the man to show your brother to see, you rushed out instead. Are you short-hearted?"

"Mom~ I came out of your stomach~ You can't say that about me~ You said I was short-hearted, didn't you scold you and dad along with it?" Topped with oil.

"You!" Fang Xiangjun stood up from the seat, "I...I...I. Yang Xiao! Hurry up and marry your daughter! I would be willing to do anything! Hurry up and get married! Out of sight, out of mind!" When it came to the rattan that he was used to, Fang Xiangjun started directly.

Yang Huan hurriedly got up to stop his mother, and said anxiously: "Mother! Mother! Mother! Don't beat me! You want me to marry a wife and marry Xiner, right? Can I marry Xiner?!"

Fang Xiangjun: "...??!!"

Yang Xiao: "!!!!!!"

Yang Xin: "~()~"

"Brat, you...you...you say it again?!" Yang Xiao plucked his ears with his fingers.

Yang Huan's heart was broken, and he spit out everything in a hurry... "I...I said I want to marry Xiner!"

"Marry your uncle!!" Yang Xiao took down the sycamore sword hanging on the wall and patted Yang Huan, "Who do you want to marry?"

"Marry Xin'er!" Yang Xiao slammed hard again.

"Marry who?"

"Xin'er!" Yang Huan replied while straightening his waist and being beaten.

Everyone in Mingjiao suddenly heard that the main wife of the Mingjiao became curious. Wei Yixiao, Zhou Dian and others climbed the wall of Yang Xiao’s house countless times to ask Fang Xiangjun’s bride in secret. Several sums of money, in the pretense of holding a joyful and resplendent wedding for his son.

On the day of the wedding, Yang Xiao hugged his daughter-in-law until he was out of breath and cried out to attack Yang Huan: "That brat! It's no use raising him, and now I want to abduct my daughter!" ! White-eyed wolf~ White-eyed wolf!"

It was only then that the Mingjiao people knew that the bride was actually Yang Xin. They covered their mouths and stopped gossip. They looked at Yang Zuoshi with tears and snot running everywhere, imagining the noisy scene in his house in the future.

At this moment, Wei Yixiao's shrill voice was heard shouting: "...Li Cheng——"

The Yang family started their life of flying around again.